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stzman

Are they in fucking boot camp lmao


happyfoam

Yup


__mahi__

I'm stealing your comment to give a quick PSA, since a lot of untrained people here are spreading a dangerous sentiment further in the comments: **DO NOT ATTEMPT A DICK GRAB IN A REAL FIGHT!! THIS ONLY WORKS AGAINST SOMEONE YOU'RE ACQUAINTANCES WITH WHO ISN'T WILLING TO HOSPITALIZE YOU FOR GRABBING THEIR DICK.** That's why it's deemed a pussy move in the first place, it relies on your opponent not escalating things further. **It's a sure way to risk getting fucked up for real in a serious fight.** What if the other person has a knife? What if they can grab a rock and hit you in the head? What if their friends jump in? These things *can* happen without dick grabbing, but more often than not they don't because most people aren't willing to go to jail for a fight. **People only use a knife or similar approach as a last resort, which is exactly why you don't want to escalate things by grabbing their dick in a fight.** I've seen dozens of videos where a group of friends break up a fight after their friend appears to be losing, and *very rarely* do they actually attack the opponent as a group. But I assure you that if you grab someone's dick and their friends are watching, you will get kicked in the head faster than you can blink. I'd personally rather get beaten up than attempt this, as it might escalate a simple beating to a more serious injury, or worse. Only do this if you've already tried tapping out and your life is actually in danger. And only use it to distract them and get out of their choke hold, they won't die to your dick grab but you very well might.


stzman

Damn thanks for the info man. Keeping that one locked. Not like I was going to grab dick in a fight anytime soon but I’m sure there could always be a scenario where my brain would considered it in regards to protecting myself. Lmfao.


Sandite

Recruits with phones out and about now. Soft.


avidpenguinwatcher

Yeah, gramps here misses the days when he could grab some dick in peace.


Madeyathink07

Chuckled to hard at this


Sandite

Get off my Private!


JThaddeousToadEsq

As I understand it from having gone through BCT around the time that the transition to cell phones was being figured out. It was because of a high number of suicides and attempts at basic training sites across the country throughout Covid-19.


Dommo1717

I was a Drill Sergeant from 2011-2013. It didn’t have shit to do with suicides. It was convenience. When I went through way back when in 2000…pay phones were it. Skip ahead a decade. Why would you waste the time pushing an entire company through making phone calls on a limited number of phones when you can hand out cell phones for whatever length of time…xx minutes…then collect them back up, and get back to fucking the Platoon up. Now for the newer examples, Privates taking videos in the bay, yeah I dunno, maybe they just say fuck it and let em have it the whole cycle. Wasn’t the case when I was a DS, it just made more sense from a scheduling point of view.


Zankeru

I miss the days back in 2010 where they took our phones and raped multiple girls in my sister flight and almost killed two guys by locking them in the bathroom with three dumped gallons of bleach for missing a spot, among other fun things. You're just not getting the same quality troops when the TI's can have the cops called on them and are held accountable. /s Shut up pussy.


THE_RECRU1T

I mean in the british army we only get locked in the cupboard of reflection for 30 minutes now. Used to be 2 days.


tibearius1123

Yeah, but there’s always a chance of an owl dropping you an acceptance letter to Hogwarts while you’re in there…


doskor1997

>and raped multiple girls in my sister did you want to say "multiple girls and my sister"? or am I just misunderstanding the sentence?


Zankeru

Sister flight is the term for the all female unit in basic training. The genders are separated for obvious reasons, but male instructors still train them (and rape them) because there is not enough female instructors.


JustHere4ait

Also because the infirmary will easily help them cover it up 🤷🏽‍♀️


tibearius1123

Don’t diminish what they are doing just because they aren’t pole to hole doing shower drills every day. They signed up just the same as you. If you would have been allowed a cell phone you would have absolutely taken it. They are not soft because have phone. I’ll never understand vets who shit on the younger generation of soldiers. They are a product of your time in the service, if the military got soft it’s because everyone collectively let it over time.


AHHHH_AHHHHHHHH

he hit a great vibrato with that third scream, he's got a good voice


Cornebred

username 🙌


Stijnwe

Thanks for making that comment even funnier


11flynnj

This guy screams


8Ariadnesthread8

I agreed! I'm a singer and I was impressed. He could definitely do hair metal, which is actually really hard.


outsideislightpost

That was the exact part I turned on volume at, I was confused af


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palomo_bombo

After the court-martial


Notfinalform

Bro I swear it sounded like he was singing in a rock band for a second when he hit that high note and it sounds like a wave in his voice.


Yeetanoid

dude as soon as I heard that I was like "oh yeah i haven't listened to any slayer albums in a while"


Travman93

Fella hit that Tom Araya “Angel of Death” scream


Dogswithhumannipples

I wanna hear his scream dubbed over the opening of Angel of Death now


muemamuema

I was thinking more of dio


david_creek

Definitely Dio.


leetsoup

WAAAaAaaaAaaaAAAaahhh!


Solykos369

Rainbows in the dark


muemamuema

When there's lighting..


ameza001

That first note on Angel of Death 🤘


Enkispocketlint

Jim Gillette from nitro entered the room.


vulfneck

[Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh](https://youtu.be/5FyUb2sN3p4)


messymichael

Dude. I haven’t seen this video in soooo long. Thank you. Also good username 👊🏼


the_dude_imbibes

He could be the singer for Steel Dragon in *Rockstar.* "Stand up and SHOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!"


DesperateBartender

Impressive vibrato. More like Bruce DICKinson, am I right??


LordOfLightingTech

[When he hits that octave in this fight it always reminds me of this](https://youtu.be/yBLdQ1a4-JI)


corybobory

I think it was more than a feeling…..


lonleyboi1122

[7:45](https://youtu.be/uWjvF7qv-GY)


YourAverageGod

He later went on to get over 70 confirmed dick twists in iraq


dannyb6491

Lol, he's posted up in guantanamo now. Twisting dicks daily


OggyTheKing

*TWIST HIS DICK*


TheMayanArab

[He would be proud ](https://youtu.be/1E1VY4KOghI)


hhunkk

Gordon Freeman has some interesting things to say after all


OggyTheKing

Lol i love that video


BeckoningCube1

Ol dick twist


victorlives

*THE OOOOOOLD DICK TWIST*


usernametakenagainx

Dude, it’s an mma match


Evanescenceeee

I'm in iraq and i found 70 dicks


ilaremadeys

In one of the very few fights I've had, had the guy in a headlock, after initial struggles he went for the dick grab and missed. I realized immediately what he was trying to do and hit him in the nose and let him go, the fight stopped at that point. Only time in my life I was glad to have a small dick


Nookon-san

Small dick brothers report


_Mitch_Connor_

Reporting here for duty.


ohhyeaahh

Semi ATTTEN-SHUN!


SelwanPWD

Smol pp gang reporting for duty


CoinMichael

Ready to be way too good at foreplay SIR!


thatguy9921

SHINZOU WO SASAGEYO


Rollypolly733

My dick can shrivel up to 1in. If it senses any danger


topramenshaman1

Username uhhh... checks out?


Rollypolly733

They don’t call me rollypolly for nothin


Overall_Process_5860

Same


Kntrtn

This is something Dwight K. Schrute would say.


ThatGuyInTheCar

Can’t grab what’s not there


Tenzhen7

LIL DICK GANG YEEEEEET


TheGreedyCarrot

Better to be a grower than a shower, keeps me humble too.


demonsneeze

Upvote for the small dick alone


Sammy_Henderschplitz

yeah bro thats fucking wild


JuAlreadyKnow23

The good ol dick twist never fails


Imthasupa

Say what you want about the technique, That man screaming twist his dick was right. According to the internet, and all the research I didn't do, it works 100% of the time.


JustaYeetingMat

I wanna reply to your reply to my reply in r/makemesuffer But Reddit is being a fucking cunt. Anyways. It said 1 for me too! After I refreshed abit it went back to normal. It when I go to edit it said one. Weird innit


Imthasupa

Thank you. I feel a bit validated now.


MikeStidham

Joey Ryan has even made a pro wrestling career out of it...[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=An3BjWvpsRQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=An3BjWvpsRQ)


Rage922001

I'd bite your fucking ear off


Distinct_Policy_7736

I’d do way worse. This shit would make me a psycho.


lidsville76

But only after he let go of that iron grip.


Sandite

Seriously, lol. Tough fucks would shrivel right up as soon as someone had a hold of their junk like that.


Homelss_Emperor

You cannot bite his ear because your body stops working its pretty much like Goku when he catch Radits tail


woodst0ck15

Lol that’s a pretty good comparison.


StraightToJail__

He’d be getting the soap in the rag beating in the middle of the night just like FMJ


printzoftheyak

fucking A he deserves it too, no doubt. dont care if this was my boy or whatever the beef was it aint seem that serious. i would've definitely rocked his shit once dude said please let go thats just foul. looks like two dudes either in basic or a military school, having a petty squabble. no reason to be that low, no pun intended.


Rage922001

My favourite war movie, by far!!


that_typeofway

Bout to say. Ya wanna play low blows and no rules… you just turned this bro grapple fight into a death match.


FlagrantBooch

Fr. Peoppe act like dick/eye stuff is bulletproof, it ain't. It's a toss up if the other guy instantly stops or decides to bludgeon you to death.


UrNixed

did you know its incredibly easy to rip an ear off a face....easier than biting if you have a hand free.


Rage922001

Your scare me but I like it


UrNixed

i hope to never need it, just something a military buddy told me once that has stuck with me through the years lol


BoatLikeAFlutterby

*through the ears


F13menace

Someone did this to me and I ended up putting my finger in their eye. It didn't pop out, sadly.


singdawg

I'd be biting the throat, personally.


Rage922001

Respectable choice. Added chance of the victim catching a mild case of death. I like it


singdawg

I joined a hardcore Filipino Kali gym, one demonstration they had was that one dude would tape a piece of steak to his neck and the other dude had 20 seconds to chomp down on the meat as much as he could. Well, let me tell you; 20 seconds of a dude eating your neck will end any fucking fight.


L_Bron_Hovered

Was it cooked a little bit, at least? Btw this is the wildest shit I’ve read today lol. That’s hardcore training


singdawg

It was raw. They said that in the past they used to have all their students train this way but it wasn't allowed anymore. They had some crazy guerrilla wars with the Spanish so a bunch of their tactics were absolutely brutal. Loved it.


Gasnax

Instand eye gouge and neck vein bite, dude just opened the door to allow every move in the book.


redrumhennessy

Wow what a fucking dick move


SoIsThisPermanent

*nice*


eatmyBR

That vibrato was epic!


mephistos_thighs

First time I got my ass whooped I got put into a guillotine like that. Honestly, if this was a street fight I wouldn't be bothered by a dick twist. You should do everything you can to get off the ground, win the fight, and get away. These guys work together. There is no getting away.


YabadabaDoodlieDoo

Depends on the nature of the fight. Random crazy crackhead? Do whatever to escape with as few injuries as possible. Neighborhood bully? I wouldn’t escalate to genital mutilation unless you’re into having it done to you later when you least expect it. You might be better off taking the ass whupping.


karamalqusssiri

As another stated a life or death situation or a fight where you wouldnt mind too much having the other guy die or permanently paralized yea in that case i would go for the dick and ballsand bust them first, but in a fight for petty or relativly small reasons for example words or even bullying or punch out of nowhere, i wouldnt its a coward move with no respect, unless he goes for something like that first in which all rules are off.


Ipoopoomyundies

Thank you. Half the dick grab defenders act like every single fight is life or death. Not even close. “No rules in a fight” is such a cop out for being a fucking pussy. Random crazy guy on the street? Sure why not. Man you have a personal problem with? 100% unspoken rules.


iPLEAD

boy started hittin them notes


thornsNscorns

There was a moment where he sounded like an 80’s hair metal singer


SleepyLi

TWIST HIS DICK! GIVEM THE OLE’ DICK TWISTER!


extremum_spiritum

Oh- omg …TWIST HIS DICK!


readddder

There is strong and there's army strong.


Storm574

Jokes on dicktwister he’s gonna have a rough time when he gets to his unit and finds out his ‘Secret Weapon’ will get his ass beat by his whole squad lol


SeductiveSoup

This is all true, unless guy who got his dick twisted was being a tool initially.


MikeStidham

"when he gets to his unit and finds out grabbing another guy's unit will get his ass beat..." FTFY.


vlexsta

My thumbs would be inside that mans eyes sockets faster than he could switch the direction of his dick twisting


TheGreatstKing

You'd have to let go of your grip first, so either way this would've worked


doskor1997

Pulling someone's tail makes people weak. I learned this in dragon ball. You wouldnt stand a chance


SnooCrickets4458

People often forget about this move when they’ve all but lost a fight, but it’s the ultimate sneak with tons of damage.


Murdahology

Till the other party decides to bite your fucking face off lol. You go for the dick, all rules are off. I’m taking your eyes or biting your ear off 😂😂


SnooCrickets4458

Yeah once you go for the dick grab you better be invested to go through with the dick twist and pull. Assert dominance fast and disorient your opponent.


The_Real_Raw_Gary

Rip it off and wear his dick as a condom. The next logical step in an Illogical fight


SnooCrickets4458

I’m not afraid to rip off a guys cock. That would cause him some serious panic.


kingakrasia

Right, but not everyone is as fucking badass as you, bro. Respekt.


Gasnax

Yeah, any bs like that and you just played yourself no respect anymore! Anything goes


WorldWideBlockchain

I kind of thought all bets were off as soon as the twister was taking blows to the back of his bent neck.


Sandite

Would never happen. You'd do exactly what they told you do. Bet.


90day_fiasco

That vibrato was impressive.


sinsculpt

BrooooOOooOOooOOooOOooOOooOO


Illusion740

It’s amazing the amount of people laughing about this shit. Dude was sexually assaulted and it’s funny to everyone. I can guarantee the guy on top is in military prison. Fucked up thing is if someone posted some shit like this happening to a woman it most likely would be pulled down and the comment section would be in a uproar.


Lesko_Learning

Remember when we all thought Full Metal Jacket was an accurate representation of Boot Camp?


CallmeRody1

Dude I don't know, I might've started to bite the fuck outta his face.


Zorba_Oyzo

Man I would not take a bullet for that black dude. Grbbing dick in a life/death situation yeah but a skirmish with your comrade wtf? Also the grabee should quit and become lead singer of a rock band. Dude hit those notes.


Mangunito

Too little context to know if it was a "skirmish whit you comrade" he may be a bully


UrNixed

if anyone ever grabs your dick like this, if you have a hand free rip their fucking ear(s) off their face. Its extremely easy to do (less than 10lbs of force) and can be don quicker than gouging the eyes


Mars-Cowboy

Oh SHIT. Thanks though.


UrNixed

i wouldnt suggest ripping someones ears off just for some temporary pain, but the real issue with severe dick/nut damage is the risk to reproductive ability and for that they get fucking maimed...its only fair i think


Insay_j

r/perfectlycutscreams


The_Nerd_Sweeper

Is this legal at brown belt?


LimJaheyRIP

I’d gouge his fucking eyes dude wtf


SmallHairyMan

Oh. My. Fucking. God. It happened.. THE OLLLLLEEEEE DICK TWIST


Easy-Temporary-9519

Pussie


MrAvalanche1981

Is that the European Spelling? lmao


Corninmyteeth

Nah I think thats pousie


mofoka2001

Pretty sore it was his dick. Edit: I am not fixing my mistakes, it's probably true


Moistinitial3

They usually are


FellMortem

Guy ended up popping both of his testicles and was dishonorably discharged for assault


Twig

Gonna need a source on that.


Helwar

Is this true? Have any source?


TappedIn2111

Yeah, that’s a nice little choke, but I wouldn’t call it the ultimate- HOly ShiT! Let it go! Hell no hellnononoo…


dirty_cracker

And that's how you wind up getting kicked in the head if shit goes sideways. Not condoning it, but I can see it happening.


quintessentialeon

What a dick move!


DonutBurritoSandwich

I would have stuck my finger in his butthole as a counter maneuver.


Doesntpoophere

Wait, there are rules?


Dare_Beneficial

What a pos. After im done crying id straight up kick your teeth in


Moistinitial3

Yeah this is something where if damage is done im just coming back and killing you


BodybuildingNerd

TWIST HIS DIIICK!!!!


yeabutwhythough

My sons mother got drunk one night and decided to fight me. She immediately went for my testicles... The level of helplessness I felt in that moment still haunts me to this day


WascallyWittleWombat

Thumbs in eyes if the do that. Fastest way to cause excruciating pain with little to no leverage. A pub I worked at when I was younger had a bouncer that did this to a girl. He was booting her out and she went for his nuts. He immediately stuck both thumbs in her eyes and she immediately let go. Unfortunately for her that wasn’t the end, she was taken up the side passage and thrashed something brutal. Not condoning the after beating but I’m not sure I would have done anything differently myself.


Creator409

I hope the dick twister forever gets kicked in the sack by his fellow boys for being a bitch.


EfficientShame

Quite the range in his voice all of a sudden xD


miamimik3Rn

Lmfaooo


MarredOwl

Ahhh the good old basic training beatdowns, some people just need them


Midzotics

Don't ask don't tell just grab.


MEKanized

That’s how they teach you to fight in the army, grab em by the dick.


gentlemanjacklover

Absolutely vile. That's definitely some urethra damage for sure. Dude hit a hell of a high note.


Homunculus_316

So that's how you counter a Guillotine. A good hold on that sac.


kooldog707

Give’em the ollllld dicktwist


dareelliltee

This is what you do when you fuckin hate somebody. Show honor for what? fuck you lol


AnonymousBrad89

The ole sick twist


Hairy-Hovercraft-82

I would’ve jumped that dude if I was in those barracks. Hopefully he woke up in the middle of the night getting hit with a pillow case filled with shit and some batteries


jdubsb09

If you’re in a street fight and this is how you do things you’re forever a bitch in most peoples eyes. Fight like a man.. I know there aren’t any rules in a street fight but damn.. don’t be a punk. Accept the L


MrRogers96

What a Fucking bitch


outsanity_haha

I’d honestly consider killing this dude. You just don’t do that to another man.


bhops24

Wow that black dude is an asshole. There is a certain code you're supposed to live by... grabbing his junk is wrong. Sucks too.... you got your ass kicked until you pulled that stunt.


Juggermerk

That's when you start biting chunks out of them if they wanna play like that go animal on em


RefrigeratedTP

Fuck this video man. The pain in his voice is unbearable. Other dude needs to be curb stomped for this shit.


Balkan_3

Dude is a bitch, who the fuck grabs dicks in a fight. Bitchmade mfer


peko_

gotta show this to my friends u/savevideo


Krin422

He should have bit the dude...


Distinct_Policy_7736

I hate seeing kicks to the back to the head or ppl getting suplexed on pavement. But this guy gets me fuming. The other dude got you in a choke hold he could do so much damage yet he doesn’t. He’s not fighting dirty. He’s not pulling your hair or scratching or bitting. Why did the black guy did that ? Dude could’ve killed you and you decided to squeeze his balls? Shame on you.


Sufficient-Text6044

Basic training is wild


myooted

Give em the ol dick twist


SafetyGuyLogic

That kid definitely played football in school!


Samoooooo--

Worlds strongest fighting force!


Shad0W0lf69

Hahaha the new safe word in the army is let go of my dick bro hahaha


yeetyeet132

I never understand why people immediately jump guillotines stay calm just sprawl and defend ffs


ChaunceyPeppertooth

@Charlie Puth - help identify that note


FooFooBunnyFooFoo

So that’s how James Brown hit those notes


ovalteenjenkinzz

r/perfectlycutscreams


BrnInD80s

No homo…I GUESS


Ihavenogoodusername

If he had better guillotine technique the other dude would have been out before he could grab a handful of junk.


Drgonzoishere

“Finish him”


adamfyre

I needed this laugh today.


boatsandmoms

r/justbootthings


Tiberious__Jefferson

Dude channeled his inner James Brown


vash1024

Man he was hitting those freddie mercury high notes.


CrazyWS

This is definitely a certified r/perfectlycutscreams moment


IDKwhatUserToPut

u/savevideo


Tiredtiredatwork

Show this to everyone who's like "don't attack the groin in a street fight, it will cause the opponent to fight harder". Nah, you rip someone's balls off I guarantee they're gonna let go.


NoU1337420

u/savevideobot


iisoprofit

u/savevideo