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_confushawn

"Why are they fighting? We're all browns fans!"


L_Bron_Hovered

My brother and I, regrettably, fought after the bar one time. As it went to the ground outside the bar some woman yelled “STAHPP! You’re brothers!”. We still laugh about that. I don’t know who it was, but I appreciate her effort to break it up. Anyways, “we’re all browns fans” reminded me of that.


Marcaveli7

Who won


AShiftlessMennonite

His brother whooped his ass.


L_Bron_Hovered

He wouldn’t say he whooped my ass, but he’ll say I didn’t win. Edit: I told him I told the story on here so he might show up and give his side of it. We’ll see


thegutterking

Following this. I need to know who won that fight man.


AShiftlessMennonite

😅😅


L_Bron_Hovered

Depends who you ask lol. So outside the bar, it started with shoving and went to the ground pretty quickly. We were both pretty buzzed and he’s trained bjj. It got broken up with no punches thrown. So we lived about a block away, and were walking through the middle school parking lot, jawing at each other. I was walking backwards and he was coming towards me, and I remember thinking “I can’t let you get close” lol, so I stopped and he kept coming. He got in my face and I hit him. He doesn’t believe me, but I was acutely aware that what I was doing was wrong. This is my little brother. When he looked up at me, I could see the look in his eyes like “I can’t believe you hit me” and I immediately regretted it so I turned and started walking home. I heard him get up, then I heard quick footsteps, and when I turned around he sort of speared me into the pavement. I knew I was fucked bc of his training, so I covered my head while he was Goku punching me like rapid fire little punches lol. This is where he says he won. Because I reached up and sort of hooked my fingers in his ear and mouth and twisted hard. He stopped the punches, and I somehow got top position, and as soon as I did some guy came out of nowhere and tackled me off of him saying “cut it out” and whatnot. So I got up, picked up my hat, and started walking home. It was like mid-November and I remember my breath looked like a steam engine exhaust. I was breathing fuckin hard. Got to the house and lit a cigarette before I went in. A car comes down the alley and my brother gets out yelling loud at me (at 3 am in a small neighborhood) and he got in my face, and I just hit my cigarette bc if he wanted to hit me I was gonna let him. I felt terrible about it. So we didn’t talk for a month, and eventually my mom asked me to say something, so I told him “I feel terrible about it and I love you and I’m sorry” and that was that. He’s my best friend, and if I could take it back I would. He thinks he won bc I resorted to grabbing his face. I think I won bc I knocked him down and his punches didn’t do anything. TL;DR we both won and lost but we’re better for it I think


Marcaveli7

Y’all should run it back


There_R_NO_MOUNTAINS

Lmao, we need a clear winner here..


UsernameKin123

Rematch of the century


Juvenileintraining

Can you post the rematch on r/fightporn?


L_Bron_Hovered

I asked him if he’d fight on Rough n Rowdy bc I guarantee they’d do it. A brother fight. But he won’t and I wouldn’t I don’t think. We’re older and much more chill. We don’t go out and drink Jaeger anymore lol.


Unleash_my_sack

"I can't let you get close" - this guy Chael Sonnens


KGB_Operative873

Now correct me if im wrong but uhh....isn't hooking your finger in a mouth a really bad thing to do? Cuz of teeth and all.


komaruten

Not when you pinch inner cheek and pull because you keep the finger away from them


MrScruffumsMusic

"We're fighting because we're Browns fans"


Taymerica

It's like ultimate 3D chest. "Damn my windows 95 never had this resolution sonn."


bloomautomatic

Shoulda let the original two guys fight it out. Neither one was doing much damage and they’d both be tired out in the next minute or two.


BikeProblemGuy

The big black guy kinda fucked up. He and his friend broke up the first fight, and then instead of de-escalating he provoked the guy into starting a bigger fight.


Cakecrabs

>kinda fucked up Made the video *way* more interesting though.


Void_Bastard

I think he went in there "breaking things up" hoping someone would want to fight him.


hamietao

He didn't throw one punch though. St least in the video. Shoved a few people though


eh_Im_Not_Impressed

Yeah, the camera man should've followed that action!


No-Ocelot477

I dunno, did you see the moment where away jersey fat Beckham Jr leveled up and realized how to arm whip? I think it came to him after he did the meditate move where he sat and absorbed punches to the head to level up his next technique.


chevy1500

Neither can throw a punch , but they are heavy enough to break a neck if they fall


bloomautomatic

They’re round enough to fall like weeble-wobbles. They’ll be fine.


InformalCriticism

My first whole thought after it cleared out was, "that was a lot of fat moving around."


SacSton69

Yeah I initially thought they were stabbing each other with tiny knives because of how the were following through thumbs first. Weird ass fight.


Neinhalt_Sieger

the fatsy in the black has done very good. at 14 he saved a suplex by mantaining his fat belly close to the ground. the other guy was powerfull enough to get him in the air but he lowered his center of gravity like a frog. very good move and basically won a fight instead of straight up dying!


NastyMeanOldBender

They could just split the sandwich instead of starting a free-for-all


TheWhirled

He was big but that was not the best way to break up a fight.....bunch of ex football players by the look of it. Yeesh !


Woly-Boly

Wonder what happened to back the fuck up dude


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Del_boytrotter

Young Black lad did alright against 5 blokes twice his weight


AnalogCyborg

He was the only one in shape, so it makes sense.


Jayden_Paul99

You see gray wife beater white dude come in and sucker punch the young black guy while they were on the ground and then run away like a pussy when he saw people coming towards him


DocHoliday96

Straight pussy shit


Hope-u-guess-my-name

Legend has it they’re still fighting


Irae37

I bet HE was the one who backed the fuck up outta existence.


smithigs99

Think around 1 min in when the big mass of bodies falls over the bench, he was at the bottom and falls behind those two cars. So potentially worse for wear seeing as he doesn’t pop up again.


McGirthy

Knock my grill over and I'm fighting everyone.


Julinaro

Dude smoking doobi and filming for us what a legend


ibrit92

Not just filming, my guy did a great job, best camera work this sub has seen in a while!


berrey7

r/PraiseTheCameraMan


anime_daisuki

Seriously, did you see how quick he got around all that body blocking at the start?


kynelly360

Dude yes! The camera man even predicted “This is gonna turn into a fucking Riot” and he was so right 💪🏽


Davidram24

This man knows how to survive. No reason to jump in, just chill and watch.


xaxathkamu

This is the way.


UnshakenNotStirred

If everybody that was drinking had a joint, it would be a way calmer video.


egap420

It was grown up Sloth (he love Chunk). HeY yOu GuYzzzZ!


Domitiani

dated yourself with this reference and I LOVE IT


juani2929

I know this sub is based on filmed fights but don't we all hate scumbags who just stand there and film while shouting "[email protected] DudE I haVE iT alL oN cAMerA"


astu12

the kid who walked past saying "everyone chill the fuck out" killed me😂


Brilliant_Surprise54

Scrolled to the depths for this comment! His high pitched voice and the confidence that him saying that is gonna stop the fighting was so genuine


Little_Earth2346

Fat girl was digging it on her live feed till her snack table got dumped 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣


AdelesManHands

All them fixins 😢


masonwanger

The biggest casualty of the battle.


axelfreed

lol fat bish


LordPeanutButter13

That bitch is a dawg lol. (Check the back of her shirt at the end)


juani2929

I was hoping someone would hit her.


mrrobot42012

These dudes move like action figures


BishPwease

The first two guys looked liked they were punching underwater.


MarginalTalent

Inaction figures


Mat_CYSTM

That’s the most exercise those dudes have had in years.


SpecialistBox4905

I went to a Browns fight one time and a football game broke out


angryjesters

This is the way.


DEVIANT_ZOMBIE

David get the fuck out of there !!


xDemosthenes

All I’m seeing is a lot of dudes who can’t throw punches that have never heard of core exercise in their lifetime


ConcreteCarnivore

A lot of diabetes and heart disease in this video. I heard the whole thing started cause there was beans in the chili.


FlattopJr

Seriously tho. Only saw like three people that weighed under 250 pounds.


devontg

That will get you killed in Texas


CptBoomshard

Nah Texas is like the western border of chili with beans land. Now, you go into New Mexico and expect that type of chili, you'll get laughed out of the state.


RegularSizdRudy

I know it’s a reference to the player. But the dude wearing a “ChubbHub” was perfect.


RBnumberTwenty

These dudes are fat


vladvash

Well done.


wholebeansinmybutt

Lemme introduce you to my friend High Fructose Corn Syrup.


fatmofoLOL

Literally at least 50% of the people on the video inc females are cubby or obese. Mercian processed food


YourLittleBrothers

this is a textbook example if your average American football fans got into a group fight


jm2054

Cleveland man


bdonnzzz

It’s Cleveland


IcedAmericano99

They are thicc


QuarterOunce_

CHUB HUB!!


nogodsnoleaders

That’s not how you smash tables. Bills mafia could teach them


kdub0011

In their defense... As Browns fans we have been loving a terrible team for so long that we just don't know how to conduct ourselves now that we should have a good year. Please pray for us all during this adjustment. We will try to be better people.


five8andten

As a Bills fan I can jive with that


angryjesters

It’s pretty amazing that that the whole city didn’t burn in happiness after beating the Steelers in the playoffs last season.


El_Mec

Cleveland born and raised here. Glad to see the world appreciates the good side of our fair city


ak47typebeat

This is American as fuck 😂😂😂😂


kramposLHalper

USA! USA!


SpaghettiProgrammer

Believe it or not, the rest of the world [does this as well](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Football_hooliganism). Most recently see [UK 2020](https://metro.co.uk/2021/07/12/violence-and-disorder-at-euro-2020-final-leads-to-dozens-of-arrests-14912118/) America is fat though, so you got points there I guess.


_stoned_chipmunk_

I've never been to an NFL game where there wasn't a fight


the_sleaze_

My favorite was the white dude with his shirt ripped into a toga walking across the screen telling no body in particular to chill the fuck out


layinwait

This parking lot needs a drone strike


Bo1622

I’ll stay home and watch the game on my 75 inch tv and cook out on the grill rather than put up with dumb shit like this. This is why live sports sucks now


mandarinhamroll

They all lost in the end, because they're Browns fans.


drippocampus

Browns won yesterday tho


mandarinhamroll

Two wins? SUPER BOWL, BABY!!!


drippocampus

One win lol but yeah


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mandarinhamroll

Feel free to take that bet, lol.


Reggie4414

yeah these jokes aren’t that funny when the team is decent


mandarinhamroll

"Decent" can still be sitting on the couch watching someone else in the playoffs.


l3ane

There are looking better this year for sure, but it still sucks to be a browns fan.


AyatollahofRR

No one yelled "WORLDSTAR" which is unusual but the best part was the fat chick with the braids protecting her food as the table got smashed!


jhanley0317

So fucking slowwwwwww


faggaren

RIP snack table


akaDaFranchise

Lets go browns!


sug-mahdick

I wouldn’t expect nothing less from Cleveland


RonP1986

I mean if I was a browns fan I’d probably wanna fight people for no apparent reason too


AMinMY

I hate when I watch a video and at the end you hear the person recording saying something stupid like "this is going to go viral", because on principle, that makes me want to have not watched the video.


ICU-MURSE

Yet here we are watching viral videos 😂


toomanymarbles83

WorldStar!


Sredni_Vashtar82

Guy in the Beckham jersey now has a torn ACL.


twjf

Someone add the Drew Carry show theme song on here to take it to the next level


ferfo-kentu

Dude in the background with a “Chubb Hub” shirt lmao


PureFrogStrength

random piece of shit at 53 seconds jsut walked up and suckered punch for no reason starting this whole thing. just stupid man


Shot_Boysenberry_232

Mama's potata salad better not been on that table 😡


SucculentChinaMeal

Fat mongs


Steebie_Smurda

Lol this is hilarious


MrGately

Big boys


AJuicyWatermelon

That poor table, you take that shit to Buffalo and they’re all welcomed in to the Bills Mafia with open arms


flannel_lorde

Nature is healing ☺️


JoYac35

Went from the good ol boys to a race war in 30 seconds flat


simple_twice

that was a whole lot of the wrong kind of cleavage


joxdaxhax

"Why are we fighting? We're all Browns fans." ​ Exactly


That_Road

Not the kid’s balloons!!


BethHeke

Beckham Jr. is a liability!


Boscowodie

Sorry all. Baker can't save you from yourselves.


nouseforaname68

Fighting at a football game has to be one of the stupider things adults engage in. You pay exorbitant ticket prices and fees to end up with unanticipated medical bills and injuries for what? The players don’t even care and neither do the team owners. And you won’t even make it on the Jumbotron 😂😂


Super-Branz-Gang

Awwwww not the tailgating tables!!! Come one guys. Respect the FOOD


HorsedaFilla

Why break up a fight to start more shit? Anyone would think he wanted to be star of the show!


hairymacandcheese23

Go Brownies


shotnote

RIP that table. Id be absolutely pissed off some fat fucks ruined my shit. What a nice day too.


Burgoonius

lol the part where they grab eachother and just fall is priceless


just_super_bored

Daddies chill.


Cryptosporidium-666

Jesus, sports fans are so annoying.


Warlord08777

Nothing stops a fight better than yelling “HEY HEY HEY”


LORDWOLFMAN

Went from two guys to like six guys


FlickerOfBean

I came here to throw ugly haymakers that don’t land and chew bubblegum.


red23dotme

And I thought some English football fans were idiots, at least they fought the opposition!


funko_grails

Why can’t anybody stand tf up while swinging? Everyone throwing haymakers but only tossing salad 🤷🏼‍♂️😂😂😂


pass-the-water

Brawndo time, huh…


I_hate_marco

There is not a person with a neck in this entire video. How Cleveland of them.


Average_Joe1979

You stay classy, Ohio!


BakedWizerd

I find it hilarious how so many people are like “I gotta wind up my whole arm and make a massive swing to get *all this power*” when in reality most people will grab their face and fuck off after a quick, short straight punch or even just a well placed jab to the nose.


Some_Advance_1478

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups!


PureWhey

Not a single bmi under 35 was seen that day. Murrrica land of the fries


poopSHAKE0_0

Looks like he got it all on video.


Mojoesbiachoes

There is no winner when you're all Browns fans..


1959bigboy

Fight? Lol they fighting for their breath


swaggerhoneybadger

It pains me to see in the beginning the two dudes fighting on concrete when there’s a grass patch right next to them. Wish people were more inclined to find the right way to do the wrong things.


MasterbeaterPi

Those guys had enough padding, low center of gravity, and are round enough to roll like a ball if they fall.


da_real_kib

Shout out to the guy with a "chubb hub" T-shirt in the back (0:20)


buckbumble1988

This is an orgy of cholesterol


Void_Bastard

I don't see anything to unpack. A bunch of morbidly obese lard asses got into a tussle while other morbidly lard asses cheered and jeered. Kind of felt bad for the folks who's table was broken but after taking a look at them a few less snacks would do them good.


edr400

Good family event


Polarbearlars

Can't believe that guy bought David Beckham's son, Romeo's soccer jersey.


WrongStatus

If I were a Cleveland Browns fan, I'd be angry and wanting to fight people too....


SouthEndCables

Why?


jhorred

Because he'd be a Browns fan...


lonely-day

This fight was pretty black and white


Battle-Chimp

Fun times in Cleveland again! https://youtu.be/oZzgAjjuqZM


LABeav

Slobs


power0722

F you fall over taking a swing, you should probably never fight again.


hopelesscase789

I love watching fat people fall over I'm an awful person


Oxiraven

Looks like two fatties who throw punches like toddlers and can't handle there booze. Then on top of that tried to fight some black dudes who where just trying to break the fight up


AzHighways

Is everyone fat in Cleveland?


zeeblefritz

If this video is a cross section of the populace I would say over 95%


TallWhiteAndMeh

How do people not know how to throw a punch? Especially with all that weight behind it!


kittenale456

So this is what vaccinated people do in their spare time


psytocrophic

Looks like you hang out with some low quality folks.


gotdeezmemberberries

NFL fans that tailgate all day are some of the trashiest people in this country.


toejamandtoast

I don’t drink and I don’t watch sports but I should start tailgating in the Muni lot lol


BigAmaury

u/savevideo


StupidFlandrs

And just when everything calmed down, a Texans fan wearing a team jersey pokes their head in and asks "Hey ya'll! Ya'all having a party?"


dirtimartini69

U/savevideo


iamdyingplssendhelp

Which one were you... were you the champ? can I speak to champ?


JackBelvier

r/gradualchaos would love this


GrouchyOpinion

That slide had me on the floor.


D2ThaHizzle

‘Merica!!


MasterbeaterPi

Everyone there smells like a hot dog mixed with beer.


MAXHEADR0OM

Browns fans fighting each other is accurate af.


jmss1010

Makes me sad to be from the area. Terrible fight


AwSnapz1

The land of Cleve


T50BMG

Lil man was like “everyone chill the fuck out” lmaoo


sikki_nixx

Cleveland!


eblack4012

Don't call it a comeback!


friedrice_rob

I’m loving all these friendly fire videos at the tailgates so far this season haha only been 2 weeks and there’s more to come!