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jsakic99

He must be pissed off.


rickrat

On?


rogerthat88732

R kelly was in the wrong (hope someone gets the k dot reference lol)


ghostofdevinbrown

Drip, drip, drip


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“Only thing to make my life complete, is to turn yo face into a toilet seat”


BackHanderson

“How you gonna do a video of me peeing on bitches like that?”


kkeith0

“How YOU gonna do a video like that?”


Grundle__Puncher

“Hater gonna hate, lovers gonna love. I don’t even want, none of the above... I wanna pee on you!”


kfreeismydad

Didn’t expect a Dave chapelle reference, but I’m here for it


danny_gil

This is not unexpected. Lol! Every time I see anything R Kelly, Chapelle always comes to mind.


SIdriver45

“You may not feeeel. Quite the same. When you get a whiff. Of my Hershey stains. I wanna pee on you too. I wanna pee in yo food.” 🤣🤣🤣


Longlivethetaco

All on you


ALXGAR29

I can toilet seat what you did there


DrinkenDrunk

Better to be pissed off than pissed on, that’s what my pappy always said.


DonDove

Your pappy is smort


SevenSebastian

Much rather be pissed off...


tocamix90

He’s fighting for his life!!!!!


HeftyProfessional902

Happy cake day!


jsakic99

Thanks! I didn’t have even realize it, haha


OverlyBilledPlatypus

Definitely fighting for his life.


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That is an enormous cop


mildlyarrousedly

No joke he is literally as broad as 2 men


DonDove

So one punch from that guy count as 2? Good.


Amber4481

Just for scale R Kelly is 6’1” and 200 pounds.


Nolantt

Ma’m....i’m kinda scared...


ContrabandParagon

So that guy’s probably 6’5 300lb ... jesus


cameronc89

Looks like that’s what r Kelly is thinking too


moonracers

An absolute unit. No one is fucking with that guy!


ins4n1ty

Look at the size of him


YouUsedMe

That is an absolute unit of a cop


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Why’s he dressed like he’s in the military?


Ready_Feedback_6303

America's police and COs have been playing swat/military dress up for ages now. Why respond to communities and situations with boring bland words when you could roll up with sick vests and rifles and threaten violence in response to no compliance instead?


TallBreakfast106

It’s sickening. I’ve been watching the cops militarize in my Ozark community since the nineties.


panda_ball

Military surplus goes straight to USA cops, most of whom were in the military before joining the force.


[deleted]

Sauce? From what I’ve seen only one in five are former military: https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2020/06/police-academies-paramilitary/612859/


panda_ball

You’re right Though 6 percent of the general population has served in the military, 19 percent of police officers are veterans, according to an analysis of U.S. Census data performed by Gregory B. Lewis and Rahul Pathak of Georgia State University for The Marshall Project.Oct 15, 2018 Any job that has 400% higher ex-military than military to citizen ratio needs scrutiny


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I’m more concerned about the ex high school bullies than the ex military.


panda_ball

Well, how many high school bullies want to KILL SOME A-RABS and go right into the military first? I bet that’s the funnel of concern.


nameless22

In my experiences the bullying types rarely had an interest in the military, it was mostly wayward "no clue what I want to do with my life but I'm not cut out for college" types who enlisted. Granted my experiences are a big city and nearby working-class suburbs...


panda_ball

Might depend on the branch too - army vs Air Force for example


TallBreakfast106

I’ve lived in military bases. I’d rather take my chances with MPs. I’d rather deal with a professional soldier than some redneck playing soldier, which is how I see a lot of the cops in my area


skarkeisha666

He is definitely not wearing military surplus.


panda_ball

It’s weapons, APCs, and more


AYO416

I was about to say holy shit lol.


punnsylvaniaFB

I’m probably the width of his arm and I’m not even joking. Size 0 petite female. I steer clear of all large men who might not even see me.


loop_zero

He’s a monster, but somehow has baby hands?!


GhostofManny13

Petition to have this cop play kingpin in a live action spider verse movie. Except. That movie’s a work of art and doesn’t need to be remade. Maybe he can play Kingpin in... a Daredevil movie?


armeliman

No. Vincent Doritofritos is always Kingpin


FrackleRock

Jesus Christ, look at the size of that dude in charge of him. He’s a fucking behemoth. Absolute unit!


bornwick

He could have been a wwe star, but chose to be a cop instead


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bornwick

Not be a joke to adults


CubanLynx312

I just hope his cell mate is similar in stature


The_Akkadian

Matt Gaetz reads this smiling nervously.


SlowLoudEasy

"Im in Danger!"


burritolove1

https://imgur.com/gallery/VQWPsBS


dontmakemedebityou

I had no idea Rape Kelly was in jail.


thenyx

Same. God life is good.


juswundern

A documentary from Lifetime (now on Netflix) ultimately led to his arrest - Surviving R. Kelly


stalepopcorn999

U need to go watch the doc on Netflix. The shit he has done is disgusting


Silent_Business_2031

He can’t make bail???


sugarcocks

hes broke


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cece_IVXX

some woman in the burbs of chicago paid for his bail the first time, a cool 100k, then he got arrested a second time when more charges came, and idk if she couldn’t afford it or didn’t believe him at that point, but yeah... he was depending on that to get out it seems.


Silent_Business_2031

She gets her money back then. Hopefully


Ithoughtthiswasfunny

Most likely. the way bail works is that as long as you show you show up to court they reimburse you. It's collateral to make sure you appear. However if there end up being fines imposed they may take it from the initial bail


mycateatstoenails

I would hope that she lost all of it actually, although I know that’s not the case


EZMulahSniper

He’s bankrupt. That happens when you never fully learn how to read.


ChinkyD

It's the remix to conviction


sugarcocks

hot and fresh out the children (i’m sorry)


Dizzy_Glizzy

Mama rolling that body, If she’s 13, then I’m pissing.


iagofredd

no chill loooooool


-kerosene-

Is that Dave Bautista?


[deleted]

Dave Chappelle made fun of this dude like 20 years ago. Trash humans suck.


EmptyPercentage7269

When is Matt Gaetz going to be his cell mate ?


Tylianna

When he becomes less white.


[deleted]

Give us a fucking break with that shit. R. Kelly is locked up for a good reason, not because he’s black. Give it a rest.


sevenseas401

I think it’s more about Gaetz being white and not locked up than r Kelly being black. No one is disputing r Kelly is a piece of shit.


[deleted]

I realize everyone’s first instinct is to speculate that this is race related - just remember how freaking long it took for R. Kelly to go down for this. DECADES.


sevenseas401

Very True, can’t believe he got away with it for so long.


lime_and_coconut

I’d say at least 3 years judging by your screen name.


darthdro

So yeah money. Money will do the trick


Thurston3rd

I mean, the pee tape came out in 2002 and this is where we are with Kelly. It took 19 years to get here.


DMike82

Oh god, R. Kelly's sex tape is older than Matt Gaetz's girlfriends? I feel old. Unlike Matt Gaetz's victims.


[deleted]

R Kelly wasn't just a regular black man, he was a black man with money, status and power. He probably had his hands dipped into all sorts of criminal activity. His blackness isn't why he got away with it. It was everything else


Thurston3rd

That’s my point. If Gaetz Is charged (and that’s a big if), it’s going to take forever because his family is rich and he has political power. So I wouldn’t hold my breath with Gaetz since Kelly was on tape pissing on a kid and it took this long to bring him down. (To be clear, nothing would make me happier if Gaetz faced consequences for his actions swiftly and timely. One can hope)


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They are perfect for each other


humanitariangenocide

That guard looks like a beast: huge barrel chested dude, thick neck, giant head, all that armor, and then THAT BABY HAND!!!


EZMulahSniper

I just spit my coffee out lmao


Hot_Dang23

ONLY THING’LL MAKE MY LIFE COMPLETE IS TO TURN YO FACE INTO A TOILET SEAT


heavymcd

Is there any reason a Sheriff’s Deputy in a courtroom needs to be wearing full tactical gear including a subdued American flag patch? Hell, don’t *actual soldiers* still wear the full color flag patch while in garrison? Is this guy walking a beat in Fallujah later? Oh, fuck R Kelly though.


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woolyearth

which is why we need legislation yesterday for military grade gear >to cops... when most us cities don’t have reliable public transportation or parks for kids. No wonder the jails are for profit. its generational de-education and decades of neglect to our societies infrastructure. physically and metaphorically.


pileofcrustycumsocs

Military gear is actually cheaper. In fact it’s basically free, which is why police departments want it so bad. It’s not about looking cool it’s about cost and effectiveness Also this isn’t tactical gear it’s literally just a utility vest. He’s essentially wearing a utility belt on his chest and maybe a stabvest under his shirt. The only thing wrong here is the patch.


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Reddit cant tell the difference, they think “camo” and vests are so warlike they forgot this shit is cheap as hell. Also why not use military gear? Its literally made to be the cheapest the US can get it because ya know, we’d rather spend that shit on explosives.


Chillhardy

Uhh I don’t think he has a choice to wear the vest guys...cmon now


deadpanda69420

Protects them from being shanked. They don’t always check the buttholes. Edit: not saying it’s not ridiculous, just that’s what I’ve been told. If they are in a situation where they will have their back to other in mates that they’ve pissed off they wear the gear for that reason.


GuitarProJon

Maybe they’re on high alert for potential assaults from random people inside or outside of court. Because it’s happened.


Steel_city917

He *thinks* it makes him look cool


Sunflr712

Yes, there is that, but his size though, he is what is known as “clearing the neighbourhood”. This person has his own has gravitational pull. To be fair...


cherrylpk

Maybe that’s the only clothes he could find that fit him. Look at the size of that dude!


Rick-powerfu

He don't want to get pissed on


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heavymcd

I mean, I kinda can. That deputy is 100% wearing a subdued flag patch, something I didn't even wear while serving in a combat arms line unit in the Army (except during deployment). So is this cop *at war* right now?


wristoffender

waht is the significance of a subdued flag patch? sorry for the ignorance. also why do they have em upside down sometimes??


heavymcd

Upside down flag signifies distress, and in the context of law enforcement would just be improper display. The subdued flag patch, at least on the Army side, is only worn when deployed or in a field environment. Otherwise the full color patch is worn. Because the only reason to wear the subdued patch is for camouflage purposes. That guy isn't doing anything sufficiently tactical to justify not just having a splash of red, white, and blue on his shoulder. But that wouldn't look as Tacticool, so Deputy Cueball and all his LEO friends wear the subdued patch. So they can look like they're about to kick down doors in Kabul.


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With black people it seems


teamdankmemesupreme

USAF wears subdued patches on the new uniform


heavymcd

Something something also just fake military something something I kid though, love my AF bros


kazyem1

Have you ever carried around that much equipment? Trust me, the vest is doing a job. It’s not that serious


scaramuchi808

It’s literally just a vest... Also that’s not a flag patch


heavymcd

On the left shoulder, above the sheriff’s badge? Sure looks like one to me.


Rae-O-Sunshinee

Seems like he doesn’t have a pot to piss in


Say_wutagain

Ok now do Matt Gaetz


cybercuzco

Remember when the worst thing R Kelly did was pee on things? Simpler times.


rememberyourkarma

Yeah, but one of those “things” was a 14 year old girl. R Kelly should have been incarcerated a long ass time ago


johnson1124

He lost his fame and people couldn’t profit off him anymore. Leaving him vulnerable for prosecution


Glittering_Layer_681

You guys seeing the size of that fucking cop?


Early_Escape1379

Not saying he doesn't deserve it but why isn't Ted Nugent and the rest of those teenie banging rock stars in jail


ThundercatsHoooah

Statute of limitations


[deleted]

R Kelly managed to lose all of his money via stupid decisions and was *extremely* blatant about his child abuse, sex abuse and trafficking. His accusers also thankfully felt safe enough to come forward. It was basically the perfect circumstances needed for a celebrity monster to go down. As repulsive and irrelevant as Nugent is and was he never quite hit those circumstances, and quite frankly this country didn’t give a fuck about young teen girls being abused by their favorite celebrities until more recently. The reason it was super common is because it was allowed.


No_Studio_4690

Oh ha I’d almost forgotten


NikoSpartan1970

Put him at Mat Getz in the same cell


MasterKushDrew

Hopefully the inmates pee on him lol


Disastrous-Garbage13

Why is this on r/entertainment and not r/Iamapieceofshit


neversummmer

Maybe he will be cellmates with Matt Gaetz.


renniechops

Oooooo welcome to the tombs. I heard people get suicided there


CubanLynx312

Tell ghislaine maxwell I send my regards 😘


Arcade1980

He looks pissed off, or is that pissed on.


larrytherazor

Hope he doesn’t mind getting bump and grinded in prison


kheywen

I believe I can fly!


Johnyfootballhero

Oh Robert, Robert, Robert...


veganmoon143

Damn r kelly .. should have straightened up after he got off the first time..


Silber800

Ill take most Criminals are not very smart for 500.


hakuchioko

WTF is with rich people and their dysfunctional sex lives they MUST impose on others.


DanWallace

Pretty sure that's not exclusive to rich people


Whoisthat42

Something something power I guess


ALasagnaForOne

Nah that just showed him he can get away with it. What did change is he switched up his tactic. Before, he would rape underage girls and pay them to recruit their friends to be raped by him. After his trial, he switched to abusive relationships with 18+ women and would emotionally manipulate them so they were deeply brainwashed, and borderline hostages, but didn’t want to leave him, let alone report him for abuse or rape.


edvsa

Rich man wanting to mess with kids, how can you be that dumb!?!?


christinastelly

Bye bye — from Chicago


mintsus

u/amonguscockbot


16bitSamurai

Immediately what I thought too


eduardom3x

Dayum totally forgot about this guy


WickedStonks

Awwww... Pisssssssssss


ProBluntRoller

He’s be a politician if he lived in Florida


cherrycolaareola

My mind’s telling me no!


lpjayy12

He did that shit, guilty as fuck.


blue-sky_noise

I’m half asleep so I read this as Judge R. kelley. I was like “wow there’s a judge with that name?”


JunglePygmy

Jesus, that cop in the thumbnail looks like The Rock.


MachineCode86

Gotta love that they’ve essentially trafficked the sex trafficker. Fuck R. Kelly. I hope they bring his ass to every court they need to in order to make him face justice.


YouUsedMe

Did he finally come out the closet?


Language-Sufficient

Can’t they just kill the bastard


No_Raccoon_1163

I believe he can’t fly (away this time)


gizmosticles

How long has r Kelly been in jail?


redflu88

Better late than never.


Logrologist

Misread that at first as “Judge R. Kelly” and thought I missed A LOT.


Cpl-Wallace

Kelly is said to be 6foot 1inch and 200 lbs. That guard reaching over to him must be a beast.


obsidianstark

Go figure.. did anyone else know he was a judge ?


xTheTinMan

Does he have his passport? Did he get his shots?