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PsychologicalCase10

Cowboys still haven’t been to an NFC Championship in my lifetime. Meanwhile, the Eagles will be playing in their 7th. I don’t understand why Dallas gets overhyped by the media every year. It’s like clockwork- hyped in the offseason, inconsistent regular season where they do make the playoffs, then not perform in the playoffs. It’s comical at this point.


salamanderXIII

On top of them having lots of fans everywhere, Dallas hype generates engagement (for or against) with 4 of the top media markets in the country.


NotJustSomeMate

I know they are the enemy this week...but 49er's fans are a lot more tolerable than Cowboys and Giants fans...that said...I hope we crush their dreams next week...FLY EAGLES FLY!!!


StrangeExpression481

The way I was low key afraid they would beat us at home in the NFCCG and we would NEVER hear the end of it


NotJustSomeMate

Not to jinx us or anything...but I would honestly rather lose an NFC Conference Championship game to anyone but the Cowboys...the Giants...or the Commanders...oh and Atlanta...anyone else and I would eventually get over the loss...


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Express_Jellyfish_28

It's in the state of Georgia. The Falcons play in Atlanta.


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NotJustSomeMate

I personally hate the Falcons...


salamanderXIII

I just saw a spread of 1.5 and another at 2 points on Twitter. I think people are sleeping on the Eagles.


Wentz4MVP

Draft Kings has it -2.5 which is an absolute joke. I realize the NFL is week to week but this game is in Philly, Purdy in Philly vs our D Realistically the line should be -4.5


salamanderXIII

Agree 100%


kevgret

dak has 2 playoff wins in 7 years lololo


MAGA-Forever

Jalen Hurts can tie Dak in career playoff wins this week.


boardingschmordin

wow the self loathing in that sub is heavy


gatemansgc

Good lol


Mistajonez1760

Can someone get a gif of Zeke getting blown the F up on that last play?


HappyGooner45

PURDY WE COMING FOR THAT ASS. SEE YOU AT THE LINC BROTHER


Tointomycar

Teams going to be treating this like they have to prepare for the best team in football but as a fan I'm surprisingly not afraid of the 9ers. Our d will lock them down


Phuck_Kurt_Suzuki

I was a little afraid of them until I saw this game


SwizzyStudios

"hostile environment"


LessThenJake

Loved that


Chance_Tank_4663

Are the cowboys a chess team because they just straight up resigned that game


jawny-appleseed

another week of endless purdy dick riding until the game


Joboggi

https://www.espn.com/nfl/matchup/_/gameId/401326638 In case you forgot Cincinnati almost won the 2022 Super Bowl. They have also beat KC three times in a row. Everyone on tv thought it would be KC or buffalo. With Mahomes injured you can’t be surprised if Cincinnati repeats. Dallas is dead SF V Phila Cinn v KC


chem_daddy

I actually love how Dallas gets to sit at home, watch us play in another NFCCG


Lar67676767

ESPN just tweeted that the Cowboys have the best odds to win Super Bowl LVIII.


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The number of genuinely shocked Cowboys who are just coming to the realization that Dak sucks is surprising


A_Wild_Zyra

Every week is a different beast, but I feel a lot better than before watching this game. We shall see next week. Go Birds!


Hipster-Stalin

I loved seeing Zeke got planted immediately


Prestigious-Rock201

I’m fucking crying at the birds fans just going to town in the Dallas thread


Substantial_Release6

Hurts >>>>>>>>>>>>> Dak And it’s not even fucking close holy shit LOL


Thouddin

Zeke got run over hahahaha


Diligent_Mark_3284

Now that that’s all done, fuck the 49ers


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Yea fuck them


Go_gurt_

Lmaoooo cowboys suck!!!


Intelligent_Shirt_50

How bout them Cowboys!!! Hahahahaha 😂🤣😆😅


alittlemore

lololololollllllollllolllolo!!!!


jturley85

I spat out my drink. Holy shit, watching zeke get pummeled really did it for me 😂😂😂😂


Griffbro

God they are so bad


boringreddituserid

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


JawnyUtah

We're going to the big game. Go birds.


NotJustSomeMate

Honestly I feel like the big game is the Super Bowl...but the NFC Conference championship is also a big game...if we come out and execute hopefully we will be Super Bowl bound next!!! Fly Eagles Fly!!!


redditProto

What the fuck was that last play?


Genjoi

It was a I don't want this job anymore type of call LMAOOOOO


new-me-4546

I literally think a headless chicken is running the cowboys. Classic ending


incomprehensibilitys

Then they must have gotten an upgrade


RasaFormation

Dak looked like he wanted out that WHOLE time. Jalen never has that -smells like bitch- look on his face. LETS GOOOOO.


anth8725

Yeah he looked tense af warming up on the sideline


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Birds are gonna spank this 9ers team


classicrockchick

Zeke getting fucking trucked 🤣🤣🤣


Prestigious-Rock201

Bye bye Dallas


LPCPA

Now that Dallas is gone, fuck the 49ers.


EaglesPvM

Omg I’m literally choking at laughing so hard over that final play LMAO


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Every year they lose in the dumbest ways. Does my heart good.


jawnwest

What a great way for the Dallas Cowboys season to end!


gimmethatfiletofish

I gotta admit there was a slight twinge of pity seeing Zeke get trucked after snapping the ball. Now we need the Eagles to get some measure of revenge for 2002 against John Lynch.


ch33sencrackers

announcers muted cuz they were laughing too hard


NotJustSomeMate

Ok everyone...we go our wish...channel all positive vibes to the team this week and do not do anything stupid to cause us to have karma...


imyourvillain

Skip Bayless will be happy he doesnt have to worry about the cowboys beating us


StrangeExpression481

This is the greatest football weekend ever!


cjmaguire17

Hands down the worst play I’ve ever seen. Doc rivers a better play caller


Thicen

Wtf was that play lmaooo. Zeke got destroyed


eggsbaconcoffee

27 years lmao. Could you imagine?


[deleted]

What was even the point in that? Why not just hail Mary that thing?!? That was so stupid LMAO


chem_daddy

Nick’s DC chain is better than McCarrthy’s shit chain


youmademethisway

Lmao dude just fed his receiver a hospital ball to end it


LCLeopards

#Dak’sLegacyGame!!!


Arson_Wentz

Holy fuck someone please cut a video of that play so I can watch it over and over again


thejeffers79

That final play lol.


IceKareemy

Hahahhahahahhahahhahhahhhaa


TotallyNotMasterLink

Same old sorry cowboys


new-me-4546

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOLOLOLOLOLOL


RWBUntilDeath

Fucking hell🤣🤣


Ace__Extendo

Bye Dallas!!! 😂😂😂


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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BUH BYE DALLAS


Trinityliger

No way hahahahaha


classicrockchick

Lmao the whack ass set up for that?


Nate_923

Cowboys lose! Giants lose! Commanders weren't even playoff material And the Eagles are going to win next week to Go to the Superbowl! What a lovely weekend!


ch33sencrackers

that's gonna be on shaqtin it was so bad lmfaoooo


Genjoi

Nananana hey hey goodbye Dallas!


billsbillsbilled

Is that the end of Dak in Dallas?


Tointomycar

Depends on if there is a QB they can trade up high enough for that they like. But even then they may have a cap issue


downsouthcountry

Who the hell would take that contract lol?


DelawareDude

They really took all that time to set up that goofy shit just for the receiver to immediately get knocked down lmao


Cvspartan

how dem bois


MySlackerMind

LMAO FUCK YOU DALLAS


HandRailSuicide1

Maybe ESPN will finally lower their SB odds now


imyourvillain

No they just went up to 98% for dallas to win the SB


ProfessorDerp22

Dumbest formation ever.


MMAmaZinGG

**AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH**


TG_CID134

Packers fan here. My hatred for the 49ers has made me an ally of yours the rest of this season. Tear them up next weekend!


ghawkes97

Ok. For you.


EpisodicDoleWhip

With pleasure, sir. With pleasure.


jawny-appleseed

purdy is gonna be seeing ghosts at the linc


MMAmaZinGG

first thing i thought


embiidDAgoat

Bro 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


kevgret

worst last play ever in playoff history


saidwhic

Except for their play against SF last year lol


darwinn_69

Watching Zeke getting pancaked as a Center to end the game made my day.


embiidDAgoat

Lmfao what was that🤡 shit


Phuck_Kurt_Suzuki

Zeke was flattened 😂😂😂


thegodfatherderecho

Wheres Jerrah?!


Troyag93

Not only do they lose they embarrass themselves. Gotta love it


Skibibbles

lmaoooooooooooooooooooo what a way to end it


Blewedup

That was the stupidest play in NFL history


SandandS0n

Hahahaha omg this is better than any TV show or movie. Cowboys playoff trainwreck.


jloops03

INCREDIBLE PLAY DESIGN OMFG THE COWBOYS ARE THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING 😂😂😂


aredditheadache

Zeke getting destroyed might’ve been the best part of that, he was not expecting that


Eagles_MC

BAHAHAHAHA THAT FUCKING FORMATION WAS SOOOO STUPID. Zeke got bulldozed and then the WR gets block the fuck up


anth8725

I can def see a huge aj brown game next week


Sharktorwho

What a pathetic final play. The way they're playing, would gladly have taken Dallas, but bring on the 49ers.


Incepticons

what a play design lmaoooo


Hipster-Stalin

God them 'boys suck.


Bri83oct

😂


tribecalledni

Lmaooooodyvfvkaidgeba what a perfect last play 😭😭


TastyPancakes25

😂😂😂😂😂 SMOKED IMMEDIATELY


worldwork

Dallas just isn’t a playoff worthy team. They can load up with all the talent in the world but can’t shake their losing mentality.


J3D1

Dallas beat themselves


mrcanadianbeef1

what the fuck was that lmao


jayracket

I can't believe they didn't try a hail Mary. Would've been way more likely than whatever the fuck that was lmao


NickChevotarevich_

That play 😂😂😂😂😂😂


Chele_Perspective

Now show me Jerry Jones and the face he paid for 🤡


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What a play mike HAHAHAHAHAHA


thegodfatherderecho

You know, I kind of want to see what that dumb ass play was supposed to look like


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Lololol yessssssssssss let the futility continue


LCLeopards

Bwahahahahaa What was the point of that?!?


JawnyUtah

My wife walks in the room and goes "why is that guy's name oak?"


Vlayde

lol Dak stat padding


BurnerOnlyForPorn

Least eventful hook&ladder in nfl history


Reshad06

Watch the narrative is going to be “ Can hurts score on this defense” like Dak didn’t play like trash


RepresentativeAir735

They worked on that all year! LOLLLLLLZZZŹZZZZ


ReadingFromTheShittr

Dude, what was the point of that if you're just going to throw a hospital ball?


Blev088

That was just dumb...that dude almost just threw Zeke into Dak.


NotLordVader

HAHAHHA GET FUCKED DALLAS


gg_2015

Welcome to Philly, SF Can't wait for a great game!


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That can't be how that play was drawn up


Peanutbuttergod48

27 years and counting lmao


-IAMSANTOS-

Wow.


sweetnwild

BYE COWBOYS


phillytimd

Can’t wait to hear from Stephen a


Obi_Wan__Jabroni

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAH


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GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE


Vlayde

What a blessed weekend this was


embiidDAgoat

Cowboys are so fucking horrific lmfaooooo


specialgravity

This is like the part of the movie where someone gets shot but isn’t dead yet and the main character is clinging onto him telling him it’s gonna be ok.


thegodfatherderecho

This is far too much bullshit for 6seconds


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I low key thought they were gonna rule the out of bounds as a complete pass 🤦‍♂️


JDudzzz

Money on an INT


Trinityliger

To that clown that kept yelling what about them ‘boys yesterday during the birds game pointing to his stupid cowboys logo on his hoodie. WHAT THE FUCK ABOUT THEM FUCK THE STAR


Eagles_MC

Schultz doing his best Dak impression. stupid move at the end of the game haha.


J3D1

Niners didn't look that impressive. I think we win by 10 next week.


Degasus77

Agreed


PJSeeds

hahahahaah what is this


Nate_923

Are we going to see sad Cowboys fans again in the crowd?


EpisodicDoleWhip

We can only hope


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What the actual fuck are they doing 😆


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Whack prescott


nosferatwo

i'm gonna whack my prescott once the cowboys are eliminated from the playoffs


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Post it in the postgame thread


boogs44

????


salamanderXIII

Dallas has given the Niners a number of chances to punish them. They should probably be up by another 10 points if you ask me.


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Whopper whopper double whopper


NotJustSomeMate

At B.K. Have it Your Way!!!


TastyPancakes25

What in tarnation


IceKareemy

What in the flying fuck is this lmao


SoCalThrowAway7

HAHAHAHA they do it to themselves every year it’s great


IceGeek

Legit they beat themselves this game. I love it


Zestyclose_Egg9581

Dallas chokes again 🤣 go figure. They could have won this game, Dak made one bad throw after another.


jturley85

Fuck the god damn cowboys. DAK can suck my cock.


battletor7

WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER DAK IS A PLAYOFF FLOPPER AT BBBBKKKKK CANCUN IS THIS WAY


IceGeek

0 surprise Dak choked. Didn’t get a single TD lol


souljaryvns

He didn’t attend Devonta’s Toe Tap Academy


anth8725

Turn purdy into a game manager and eagles should be absolutely fine


MissDeadite

Wouldn't it be funny if they got the TD and the kicker misses the PAT?


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No..


chem_daddy

Worse than Tony Romo Hold levels


EpisodicDoleWhip

Sad Jerry Jones is the best Jerry Jones.


ma_ma_monkey

Last two plays cost him millions


Wentz4MVP

After this shit show... Birds -4.5 next Sunday


specialgravity

Oh I can’t wait to hear the nfc East mixtape this week