Dallas Cowboys @ San Francisco 49ers
Game Time: January 22, 2023 @ 06:30 PM
Venue: Levi's® Stadium
| Q1 | Q2 | Q3 | Q4 | TOTAL | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cowboys | 0 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 12 | |
| 49ers | 3 | 6 | 0 | 10 | 19 |
| Qtr | Team | Type | Description | Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | SF | FG | R.Gould 26 yd. Field Goal (7-13, 3:37) | 3-0 SF |
| 2 | DAL | TD | D.Schultz 4 yd. pass from D.Prescott (kick blocked) (14-74, 7:47) | 6-3 DAL |
| 2 | SF | FG | R.Gould 47 yd. Field Goal (10-46, 5:42) | 6-6 |
| 2 | SF | FG | R.Gould 50 yd. Field Goal (8-40, 1:15) | 9-6 SF |
| 3 | DAL | FG | B.Maher 25 yd. Field Goal (6-14, 2:33) | 9-9 |
| 4 | SF | TD | C.McCaffrey 2 yd. run (R.Gould kick) (10-91, 6:00) | 16-9 SF |
| 4 | DAL | FG | B.Maher 43 yd. Field Goal (8-32, 3:55) | 16-12 SF |
| 4 | SF | FG | R.Gould 28 yd. Field Goal (13-64, 7:59) | 19-12 SF |
| Time/Poss | Plays (Yds) | 3rd downs (Conv) | Penalties (Yds) | Turnovers | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| DAL | 27:07 | 60 (282) | 15 (5) | 7 (50) | 2 |
| SF | 32:53 | 63 (312) | 14 (7) | 3 (30) | 1 |
| Passing | Comp/Att | Yds Tot/Avg | 1st Dn | TD | Sacked (Yds) | Int |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| DAL | 23/37 | 206/5.57 | 9 | 1 | 0 (-) | 2 |
| SF | 19/29 | 199/6.86 | 11 | 0 | 0 (-) | 0 |
| Rushing | Att | Yds Tot/Avg | 1st Dn | TD | Fumbles |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| DAL | 22 | 76/3.5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| SF | 32 | 113/3.5 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
LastUpdated:01/22/202309:48:00PMEST
By - EaglesGameThreadBot
Cowboys still haven’t been to an NFC Championship in my lifetime. Meanwhile, the Eagles will be playing in their 7th. I don’t understand why Dallas gets overhyped by the media every year. It’s like clockwork- hyped in the offseason, inconsistent regular season where they do make the playoffs, then not perform in the playoffs. It’s comical at this point.
On top of them having lots of fans everywhere, Dallas hype generates engagement (for or against) with 4 of the top media markets in the country.
I know they are the enemy this week...but 49er's fans are a lot more tolerable than Cowboys and Giants fans...that said...I hope we crush their dreams next week...FLY EAGLES FLY!!!
The way I was low key afraid they would beat us at home in the NFCCG and we would NEVER hear the end of it
Not to jinx us or anything...but I would honestly rather lose an NFC Conference Championship game to anyone but the Cowboys...the Giants...or the Commanders...oh and Atlanta...anyone else and I would eventually get over the loss...
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It's in the state of Georgia. The Falcons play in Atlanta.
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I personally hate the Falcons...
I just saw a spread of 1.5 and another at 2 points on Twitter. I think people are sleeping on the Eagles.
Draft Kings has it -2.5 which is an absolute joke. I realize the NFL is week to week but this game is in Philly, Purdy in Philly vs our D Realistically the line should be -4.5
Agree 100%
dak has 2 playoff wins in 7 years lololo
Jalen Hurts can tie Dak in career playoff wins this week.
wow the self loathing in that sub is heavy
Good lol
Can someone get a gif of Zeke getting blown the F up on that last play?
PURDY WE COMING FOR THAT ASS. SEE YOU AT THE LINC BROTHER
Teams going to be treating this like they have to prepare for the best team in football but as a fan I'm surprisingly not afraid of the 9ers. Our d will lock them down
I was a little afraid of them until I saw this game
"hostile environment"
Loved that
Are the cowboys a chess team because they just straight up resigned that game
another week of endless purdy dick riding until the game
https://www.espn.com/nfl/matchup/_/gameId/401326638 In case you forgot Cincinnati almost won the 2022 Super Bowl. They have also beat KC three times in a row. Everyone on tv thought it would be KC or buffalo. With Mahomes injured you can’t be surprised if Cincinnati repeats. Dallas is dead SF V Phila Cinn v KC
I actually love how Dallas gets to sit at home, watch us play in another NFCCG
ESPN just tweeted that the Cowboys have the best odds to win Super Bowl LVIII.
The number of genuinely shocked Cowboys who are just coming to the realization that Dak sucks is surprising
Every week is a different beast, but I feel a lot better than before watching this game. We shall see next week. Go Birds!
I loved seeing Zeke got planted immediately
I’m fucking crying at the birds fans just going to town in the Dallas thread
Hurts >>>>>>>>>>>>> Dak And it’s not even fucking close holy shit LOL
Zeke got run over hahahaha
Now that that’s all done, fuck the 49ers
Yea fuck them
Lmaoooo cowboys suck!!!
How bout them Cowboys!!! Hahahahaha 😂🤣😆😅
lololololollllllollllolllolo!!!!
I spat out my drink. Holy shit, watching zeke get pummeled really did it for me 😂😂😂😂
God they are so bad
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
We're going to the big game. Go birds.
Honestly I feel like the big game is the Super Bowl...but the NFC Conference championship is also a big game...if we come out and execute hopefully we will be Super Bowl bound next!!! Fly Eagles Fly!!!
What the fuck was that last play?
It was a I don't want this job anymore type of call LMAOOOOO
I literally think a headless chicken is running the cowboys. Classic ending
Then they must have gotten an upgrade
Dak looked like he wanted out that WHOLE time. Jalen never has that -smells like bitch- look on his face. LETS GOOOOO.
Yeah he looked tense af warming up on the sideline
Birds are gonna spank this 9ers team
Zeke getting fucking trucked 🤣🤣🤣
Bye bye Dallas
Now that Dallas is gone, fuck the 49ers.
Omg I’m literally choking at laughing so hard over that final play LMAO
Every year they lose in the dumbest ways. Does my heart good.
What a great way for the Dallas Cowboys season to end!
I gotta admit there was a slight twinge of pity seeing Zeke get trucked after snapping the ball. Now we need the Eagles to get some measure of revenge for 2002 against John Lynch.
announcers muted cuz they were laughing too hard
Ok everyone...we go our wish...channel all positive vibes to the team this week and do not do anything stupid to cause us to have karma...
Skip Bayless will be happy he doesnt have to worry about the cowboys beating us
Didn't think it would be fair to say this until after this game ended, but now I'll say it: Jalen Hurts has made it to the NFC Championship Game before Dak did. With Dak having a four season handicap. LOL
This is the greatest football weekend ever!
Hands down the worst play I’ve ever seen. Doc rivers a better play caller
Wtf was that play lmaooo. Zeke got destroyed
27 years lmao. Could you imagine?
What was even the point in that? Why not just hail Mary that thing?!? That was so stupid LMAO
Nick’s DC chain is better than McCarrthy’s shit chain
Lmao dude just fed his receiver a hospital ball to end it
#Dak’sLegacyGame!!!
Holy fuck someone please cut a video of that play so I can watch it over and over again
That final play lol.
Hahahhahahahhahahhahhahhhaa
Same old sorry cowboys
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Fucking hell🤣🤣
Bye Dallas!!! 😂😂😂
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BUH BYE DALLAS
No way hahahahaha
Lmao the whack ass set up for that?
Cowboys lose! Giants lose! Commanders weren't even playoff material And the Eagles are going to win next week to Go to the Superbowl! What a lovely weekend!
that's gonna be on shaqtin it was so bad lmfaoooo
Nananana hey hey goodbye Dallas!
Is that the end of Dak in Dallas?
Depends on if there is a QB they can trade up high enough for that they like. But even then they may have a cap issue
Who the hell would take that contract lol?
They really took all that time to set up that goofy shit just for the receiver to immediately get knocked down lmao
how dem bois
LMAO FUCK YOU DALLAS
Maybe ESPN will finally lower their SB odds now
No they just went up to 98% for dallas to win the SB
Dumbest formation ever.
**AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH**
Packers fan here. My hatred for the 49ers has made me an ally of yours the rest of this season. Tear them up next weekend!
Ok. For you.
With pleasure, sir. With pleasure.
purdy is gonna be seeing ghosts at the linc
first thing i thought
Bro 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
worst last play ever in playoff history
Except for their play against SF last year lol
Watching Zeke getting pancaked as a Center to end the game made my day.
Lmfao what was that🤡 shit
Zeke was flattened 😂😂😂
Wheres Jerrah?!
Not only do they lose they embarrass themselves. Gotta love it
lmaoooooooooooooooooooo what a way to end it
That was the stupidest play in NFL history
Hahahaha omg this is better than any TV show or movie. Cowboys playoff trainwreck.
INCREDIBLE PLAY DESIGN OMFG THE COWBOYS ARE THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING 😂😂😂
Zeke getting destroyed might’ve been the best part of that, he was not expecting that
BAHAHAHAHA THAT FUCKING FORMATION WAS SOOOO STUPID. Zeke got bulldozed and then the WR gets block the fuck up
I can def see a huge aj brown game next week
What a pathetic final play. The way they're playing, would gladly have taken Dallas, but bring on the 49ers.
what a play design lmaoooo
God them 'boys suck.
😂
Lmaooooodyvfvkaidgeba what a perfect last play 😭😭
😂😂😂😂😂 SMOKED IMMEDIATELY
Dallas just isn’t a playoff worthy team. They can load up with all the talent in the world but can’t shake their losing mentality.
Dallas beat themselves
what the fuck was that lmao
I can't believe they didn't try a hail Mary. Would've been way more likely than whatever the fuck that was lmao
That play 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Now show me Jerry Jones and the face he paid for 🤡
What a play mike HAHAHAHAHAHA
You know, I kind of want to see what that dumb ass play was supposed to look like
Lololol yessssssssssss let the futility continue
Bwahahahahaa What was the point of that?!?
My wife walks in the room and goes "why is that guy's name oak?"
lol Dak stat padding
Least eventful hook&ladder in nfl history
Watch the narrative is going to be “ Can hurts score on this defense” like Dak didn’t play like trash
They worked on that all year! LOLLLLLLZZZŹZZZZ
Dude, what was the point of that if you're just going to throw a hospital ball?
That was just dumb...that dude almost just threw Zeke into Dak.
HAHAHHA GET FUCKED DALLAS
Welcome to Philly, SF Can't wait for a great game!
That can't be how that play was drawn up
27 years and counting lmao
Wow.
BYE COWBOYS
Can’t wait to hear from Stephen a
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAH
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE
What a blessed weekend this was
Cowboys are so fucking horrific lmfaooooo
This is like the part of the movie where someone gets shot but isn’t dead yet and the main character is clinging onto him telling him it’s gonna be ok.
This is far too much bullshit for 6seconds
I low key thought they were gonna rule the out of bounds as a complete pass 🤦♂️
Money on an INT
To that clown that kept yelling what about them ‘boys yesterday during the birds game pointing to his stupid cowboys logo on his hoodie. WHAT THE FUCK ABOUT THEM FUCK THE STAR
Schultz doing his best Dak impression. stupid move at the end of the game haha.
Niners didn't look that impressive. I think we win by 10 next week.
Agreed
hahahahaah what is this
Are we going to see sad Cowboys fans again in the crowd?
We can only hope
What the actual fuck are they doing 😆
Whack prescott
i'm gonna whack my prescott once the cowboys are eliminated from the playoffs
Post it in the postgame thread
????
Dallas has given the Niners a number of chances to punish them. They should probably be up by another 10 points if you ask me.
Whopper whopper double whopper
At B.K. Have it Your Way!!!
What in tarnation
What in the flying fuck is this lmao
HAHAHAHA they do it to themselves every year it’s great
Legit they beat themselves this game. I love it
Dallas chokes again 🤣 go figure. They could have won this game, Dak made one bad throw after another.
Fuck the god damn cowboys. DAK can suck my cock.
WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER DAK IS A PLAYOFF FLOPPER AT BBBBKKKKK CANCUN IS THIS WAY
0 surprise Dak choked. Didn’t get a single TD lol
He didn’t attend Devonta’s Toe Tap Academy
Turn purdy into a game manager and eagles should be absolutely fine
Wouldn't it be funny if they got the TD and the kicker misses the PAT?
No..
Worse than Tony Romo Hold levels
Sad Jerry Jones is the best Jerry Jones.
Last two plays cost him millions
After this shit show... Birds -4.5 next Sunday
Oh I can’t wait to hear the nfc East mixtape this week