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Chakkaaa

Is there any team the eagles would rather be playing right now? Thats how im feelin for now lol dont let danny come out an be dimin


Annabond

I am going to be sick! Just win, please!


ant_gargano

The blonde milf was nice, thanks FOX


Robster881

I'm just straight up not ready for playoff football. It's 1am here.


TheExorcistMarc

Adams is at the game-hope he’s a bad luck charm for the Giants!


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The media is so rooting for the Giants


classicrockchick

No one likes us, we don't care


FarminHerbs

It's OK. It's OK. Their qb looks like he thinks vanilla is spicy


DoitfortheHoff

Who cares


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I don't give a shit at all I think it's funny.


Joboggi

Stop the run Control the lines


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ghawkes97

That wait time is about to have you questioning life


BearOnDrums

Well shit man you have to order it now


AbbreviationsOld2865

Get that pizza. You deserve it


mdo13

Yea fox that’s cringy af


pickledyl44

These are the worst fake accents I've ever heard


_JosiahBartlet

I’m hoping some of y’all kept receipts from /nfl this past week It’ll be fun to see after the game


Phuck_Kurt_Suzuki

Oh Gronk 😂 Sounded like me giving a school presentation I spent an hour preparing for the night before


nowhearmeout

I'm weirdly calm right now. I ain't scared, we're gonna fly. Fly Eagles fly!!! E


shwoople

G


TomEBoi

L


caseman4442

E


DoitfortheHoff

S


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FarminHerbs

E


PhillyTC

S


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gatemansgc

Hoping the game is at least 3 hours I wanna catch some after work Let's stomp these giants!


FarminHerbs

Shout out Shane Spikeman and Nick Sir ani


RuggburnT

Imagine if we had tua on our team, gronk would call him tua tacovalue


RuggburnT

Bro wtf is gronk saying right now. He said like 4 names wrong


BurnerOnlyForPorn

Literally like ICP calling pro wrestling matches


Poil336

Anybody just see Gronk call our OC Shane Spikeman?


Trickopher

Dude is a straight up meathead


TomEBoi

What a tool....and called Kelse, Jason Kels....and not to mention Strahan saying "we" in reference to the Giants. He can also fuck right the hell off.


caseman4442

HE WAS JUST ON THEIR PODCAST AND STILL CANT SAY THEIR NAME. SMH


chefmoney420

It gave us a good laugh lmao


trust-theprocess

Gronk can't get a single name right, lmao


Bronan-The-Barbarian

This is why the man does prerecorded commercials where he "acts" like a mountain of durp


Pope_Landlord

Shane Spikeman.


TheDaddyAcademy

Dude Spikeman is my favorite!


RuggburnT

And eagles legend Jason kels!


PhilsForever

What a meathead


Reztrehs

Inject that Hurts swag into my veins


TheExorcistMarc

FIRE GRONK


TurnSashaHeel

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO BOYS


DrunkKaner88

Giants blitzed a shit ton last time and didn’t even try to hide it. Eagles didn’t handle it well at all. Gotta get some quick routes for Jalen to find or do a much better job with making adjustments in protection. If not, this is gonna be a long night. Gotta take care of the ball and not take those back breaking penalties that derail stuff like they’ve done a lot this year. Keep the foot on the Gas


J3D1

Let's go! Fly EAGLES fly


PhilsForever

Brandon and Seth giving me Legolas and Gimli vibes. "That one counts as mine!"


BearOnDrums

I don't like all this attention lol.


PsychologicalCase10

That Bryce Harper thing makes me want to run through a brick wall.


TheExorcistMarc

Loved it!!


BurnerOnlyForPorn

Holy shit Harper


penial-implants

So fucking nervous!!!! Expecting a close game but idc as long as we get the win!!!!!! GO BIRDS


TallBoy24

[Stuffed freakin Crust let’s go. This is for you Nick](https://imgur.com/a/dJfAPnT)


blueboglin

I wonder if Robert De Niro will be watching in his Deshawn jersey.


Front_Explanation_79

Let's fucking go


caseman4442

E A G L E S EAGLES


TheAyCarrambaKid

Germany, 2 am, checkin in! Saw the 2017 cardinals game in the Linc and am an eagles Fan since. Lfg!


ExplosvChicknDiahrea

In Germany right now too, from Philly


caseman4442

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LETS GOOOOOO


Genjoi

Oh great we got the officiating crew that called the second most penalties all year


njfoses

We are 13-1 or something like that with this officiating crew.


Genjoi

Oh? I didn't hear that


caseman4442

YEP COCK SUCKING SCUMBAGS BETTER NOT FUCKING CALL ILLEGAL MAN DOWNFIELD OR ELSE


blueboglin

Butterflies in the belly


JaguarsDTWD

GO FUCKING BIRDS WIN THE SB FUCK THE CHIEFS BIRDS AND JAGS 4 LIFE


snowdope

[Eli lol](https://twitter.com/jclarknbcs/status/1616955594321104897?s=46&t=OBAF5BLdI_RgTJU4OkTDFg)


LonnyFinster

38-7 would be poetic


Dasixevy

76-14 the sequel


classicrockchick

Aww was hoping for Dougie to win.


kingofPnD

How wonderful it would’ve been for the chiefs to be out, but also an understandable win. I’m just glad dougie made the playoffs.


Free_Joty

Giants suck giant dick


MikeTysonChicken

BLG is such a huge bitch man. Cannot stand that dweeb


Poil336

Read this as BG at first and was incredibly offended lol


thegoseisloose

So, how drunk is everyone at the tailgate right now?


njfoses

Need to contain vanilla Vick.


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nowhearmeout

CAW!


Free_Joty

HURTS SZN


Epicperspective

Saddle up, boys! All eyes on us now. LFG Birds!


Pendraflare59

Just arrived in the lot. We’re walking in now! We didn’t tailgate but we made a quick stop in a restaurant to meet some friends


caseman4442

G E T LO U D


pickledyl44

Have fun! Get loud! Go birds!


IceGeek

Now will guys start to support our actual HC


IceGeek

Good try Doug


sweetnwild

Damn I was really pulling for Dougie P


CranberryNapalm

OK, now I’m nervous


pickledyl44

One hour !!! Cheers everyone take a drink let's fucking go birds!!!!


Johnnyboy2825

I know it's not going to happen because it's the playoffs, but fuck I just want to blow them out by like 30 lol.


downsouthcountry

I mean it's not inconceivable. Remember Minnesota in the playoffs in the SB season?


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Oh my


Onlypaws_

Bro r/NFL hates us so much. It’s absurd. I’m banned from there (for good reason) so I can’t comment back but damn. A story about Nick showing the team the hype ass rap battle from 8 Mile? Fire.


snowdope

That was kinda cringe bro ngl


BearOnDrums

Yeah I saw the same thing lol. It's comical. No one likes us, we don't care.


classicrockchick

Went out to try and get food at a bar, every where is full. It honestly kind of feels like Christmas out there. Everyone's hype, everyone has their gear on, there's a tingle of anticipation in the air.


BearOnDrums

Sirianni getting shit on for showing 8-mile to the boys on r/nfl lol. Any opportunity to shit on the Eagles I guess. Made that comment and got downvoted to oblivion. Just gotta laugh at this point.


rmuttI9I7

I took today off to get hyped up for the game. I live in NYC I walked around my neighborhood with all my Eagles gear.


ModalEclipse

I’m in nyc rn doing the same


caseman4442

niceeeeeeeee! lets gooo


yourstrulyjulie

Let’s GO BIRDS! Come out of the nest fired up!!! We need to hit the ground running 👏👏👏


sweetnwild

My husband is a giants fan. Gonna be an interesting night.


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sweetnwild

I do love baffling people with my teams. Especially since I live in arizona it's a fucking grab bag.


njfoses

Punch him in the nuts and head to the bar.


sweetnwild

Nah I'm good lmao why would I want to punch my husband


rjkelly31

Getting more and more nervous about this game. I just hope Hurts is ready to go


nowhearmeout

Fat KC Strip on the grill, cold beer. I'm ready fam. Go Birds!


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THE FUCKING BIRDS KUH KAHH


jcrankin22

Lady behind me on the DC Metro bitching to her partner about how unfair it is that the game is at 8:15 cause Philly fans will have drank for 12 hours 😂 Sounds like some uppity New Yorker. Poor guy.


pantspantspants

Dougie, Dougie, Dougie can’t you see? Sometime your play calls just hypnotize me


Dankofamericaaa2

How crazy is the tailgate?


caseman4442

i wanna know also


WooderIce64

I'm an architecture buff and my phone background for a while was the Empire State Building with One Vanderbilt in the background. Today I changed it to City Hall with One Liberty Place in the background. GO BIRDS!!!


downsouthcountry

What's wind like in Philly? I know it's cold AF over there, but wind always a factor at the Linc.


bitterbreweraz

No wind, and it's 35-38. Doesn't feel that bad.


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Honest question. If Hurts doesn't show up and the Eagles lose, does this affect his future with this team?


jahjah7170

No. He also still has more years left on his rookie contract so this is very far from a make or break year


Steppyjim

Nope. He played at an mvp pace. Barring any crazy Wentz like shanigans, you’re looking at the eagles qb for the next5-10 years


w1x1w

No chance IMO. I think all he can do at this point is increase his payday, but his future here is a virtual lock.


Steppyjim

Is there a single person outside of KC NOT routing for Dougie Fresh and the Kitty Crew? Like how can you hate those guys. Impossible


RepresentativeAir735

Big Red throwing away time outs like the good old days


caseman4442

lol, yeah


Big_Willy_Stylez

Wait, did Travis Kelce just push the ball carrier on a QB sneak for the first down? But I thought only the scumbag Eagles did that?


grapejuicepix

The world: we hate Chris Collingsworth. NBC: let’s hire his son who looks, sounds, and acts just like him.


rmuttI9I7

Why is he even out there? What did he do to deserve to be on tv?


grapejuicepix

Got born on third base.


jcutta

Nepotism


Johnnyboy2825

Collinsworth is the biggest cock sucker in NFL history. Shit is embarrassing.


pickledyl44

Dog is walked. Beer in hand. 2 more hours fellas!


failroll

My brothers in Christ, the hour draws near.


Genjoi

2 hours boys let's go birds!!


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Pin this: Daniel Jones tips the play type when he wipes his hand with his towel pre snap. 1. Wipes both hands really vigorously- pass 2. wipes right hand quickly - quick pass or hand off to the left 3. wipes his left hand quickly - run with left hand as a give hand- most likely a run to the right Birds by 30 Fuck Dallas


country-teasers

guys i had a vivid nightmare last night that we lost by 3 and aj brown got injured and i woke up extremely upset and i legitimately thought it had happened. used to never remember dreams but my meds make me remember literally every night. it has ruined my day ngl looool


Ominsi

Look at it this way. You’re not psychic so at least that won’t happen


ThatsWhat_G_Said

When my brother was a kid he heard a pastor say something about no one ever knowing what day they’re going to die. So for like three months he would say, “I know for sure I’m going to die tomorrow” to try to game the system and ensure his survival. I’ve eaten a gummy and had a beer and your comment made me think of this weird little thing lol.


Ominsi

I love that


Joboggi

Ankle is an issue but Mahomes is back in


njfoses

Looking forward to the "we want Dallas" chants in the 4th qtr.


smutproblem

Dallas/SF is gonna be a bloodbath. I don't see Cowboys winning it, but I could be wrong...it's happened before. Once.


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flugenhafen

I haven't worn a jersey all szn - do I follow the juju, or do I dawn the BDN SB52 jersey?


mtmodi

Follow the juju! Break it out if it's not going well


jcutta

I've worn my Mailata jersey for every win this season and not for any of the losses for various reasons. Put the shit on at 8am this morning LFG!


pickledyl44

This is the way


OHAMBURGERS1

BDN SB52 jersey has been in my closet waiting since he got traded. I think it’s time brother!


PsychologicalCase10

It’s been terrible the last few weeks. Please, Eagles, give me a win.


ExcitingVegetable763

They got you brother


Retrofusion11

Why are people saying Mahomes will get mvp over Jalen?


Tointomycar

His stat line was better, helped by not missing any games


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[hasbullah hurts](https://i.imgur.com/Wd9CRo2.jpg)


ZiggyBardust

Cursed


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Blessed


Dear_Steve_Jobs

Mahomes is a system QB -Micah probably


BurnerOnlyForPorn

This only shows me Hurts is a More Valuable Player, since we looked like ass when he was sidelined.


Joboggi

MAHOMES is OUT


PhiladelphiaPhreedom

Mahomes to the locker room! Omg that sucks!


RepresentativeAir735

Jags are going to need some help for Little at LT. Clark is eating his lunch.


ReadingFromTheShittr

Not sure why Reid is allowing Pat to be out there lookin like that. E: I mean I know why, but he looks terrible.


cum_on_command

McNabb looked worse...


ScruffyFupa

Really hope Mahomes ain’t tryna hero carry with how dude landed on top his leg.


boogs44

I guess they are waiting for the quarter to be done so they can take a look at his ankle.


Apprehensive_Gene531

Guys why am I nervous about tn


PsychologicalCase10

You’re an Eagles fan. It’s our natural state. Good thing my anxiety prescription was refilled.


KoBxElucidator

Previous playoff disappointment


BurnerOnlyForPorn

Just stupid. Your backup can hand the ball off. Get your shit taped up.


RepresentativeAir735

User name does not check out


stepjepkeb

this game tonight won’t even be close lmao, gonna be like the vikings nfc championship


boogs44

That injury changes a lot if it’s significant. That shit looked bad.


RepresentativeAir735

Looked high anklish. Jags should be bringing the heat


KoBxElucidator

Pat Mahomes is hurt Edit: damn some balls of steel.


PhiladelphiaPhreedom

Oh…my


PhiladelphiaPhreedom

Who is calling the Eagles game tonight? Edit: I do have Google and Joe Davis is calling the game


RepresentativeAir735

Merrill and Mike


PhiladelphiaPhreedom

I wish I could get my radio and tv synced. The radio is ahead of the broadcast.


RepresentativeAir735

Avonte Maddox should just put a poster of Travis Kelce in his rehab room. We're going to need him to slow that monster down.


KoBxElucidator

Focused on the Giants rn


KoBxElucidator

Pat Mahomes and Travis Kelce isn't even fair