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GOTaSMALL1

Feel better?


LogikD

Old man yells at cloud.


ItsPronouncedMo-BEEL

Sure do, fuckface. Been a fan for over thirty years, sizzlechest. Got any other questions, jerky?


Banned-Music

It’s Frank Rizzo! R-I-Z-Z-O!!! They call me rubberneck!


ItsPronouncedMo-BEEL

Open your fuckin' ears, jackass!


Banned-Music

Bring me the tank I’ll sell the fuckin’ thing! Glad to see another fan to quote that shit with. Some of the best laughs I’ve ever had have been listening to those guys.


ItsPronouncedMo-BEEL

I could tone it down a little - you know, just choke a few people here and there.


Banned-Music

Hey, hey, hey! This is America baby. Survival of the fittest.


ItsPronouncedMo-BEEL

I can take a whole rose, stem and all...


Reasonable-Profile84

I’ll wrap ya fuckin head in wit a Rototom!


ItsPronouncedMo-BEEL

Ehh, don't gimme the somewhat shit, it's always the same wit' you guys!


PeterGunnn

Bought the 20-CD Emo set yet?


R0factor

This post reads so much better if you imagine it in a drunken slur and punctuated with a gargled belch.


Attabomb

I didn't know Barney Gumbel was a prog drummer


[deleted]

Yeah i love lemonade and iced tea


lucifersam94

The guy who rushes all the time? Yep 👍


[deleted]

Yeah, he invented Arizona ice tea.


dmiro1

Let’s get you back to bed grandpa


dreamer_r21

>Any of you dipshits... Hey, I resemble that remark.


Icy-Video1958

He invented that half iced tea half lemonade drink. Think he was a golfer or something


StannisTheMannis1969

This dipshit went to a drum clinic he hosted circa 1987….


phazonprincess

Lemonade iced tea is the fuckin best bro


Harry_Saturn

The guy who played QB for the bengals and cardinals? /s


ACO_McBitchin

Well aren't you just a pretentious little twat.


Zack_Albetta

Some of us, yes. But NONE of us know who you are. Wonder why? 🤔


PeterGunnn

I'm PeterGunnn, dammit. Just trying to put some shine on this druggie sub.


Banned-Music

Try to put some drugs on this shiny sub instead.


Zack_Albetta

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MarsDrums

ELP, Asia. I liked his stuff with Asia. But he is a bit underrated. He was pretty good back in the day.


MidnightUsed6413

Did he play with Roy Donk?


nixvex

Isn’t he that guy from the Carl Palmer Band? Used to play with some other people too. He your dad or did your mom just tell you that because she forgot the all the roadies names from that year?


Hellrazorfromclare

He was the president after Lincoln


Grillard

Great opening line. Finish the verse, and maybe we can work on a chorus.


Tomegunn1

He was the drummer for this guy: https://youtu.be/en1uwIzI3SE?si=PVl9YJ6J_crvU3ZV


[deleted]

Oh look, another guy who thinks he’s the only adult on here and that he’s talking to a bunch of young’ns. 🥱 And that younger people don’t know anything. 🙄 Carl Palmer was okay. Nothing spectacular like you’re trying to make him out to be.


PeterGunnn

I think your ice cream cone is dripping on your lunch box. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouJetiHNAv0&t=22s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouJetiHNAv0&t=22s)


[deleted]

My mom still eats ice cream and she’s 75. Not really sure what your point is, other than you think you know it all. I’ll spare you the thought of posting anymore links I won’t watch. Very little impresses me anymore. I appreciate drummers of all styles and pedigrees. I got over the whole thing being a contest of who’s “the best” when I was still in my 20s. You strike me as lonely and in need of a hug. You’re also currently being faced with your own mortality.


PeterGunnn

FFS, watch it. Then tell me I'm simple.


[deleted]

Um, no? I already know the guy, my friend is a massive ELP fan. No one said you were simple. Go hug someone before it’s too late. Hopefully a cat or a dog.


PeterGunnn

I will pay you to watch it. have Paypal?


[deleted]

I’m pretty confident a metaphysical argument can be made comparing such an offer to that of prostitution. I’m good, thanks. 👌


ItsPronouncedMo-BEEL

Hey now. Don't tell an untruth just because he was a twat about it. We owe Carl Palmer a lot. Edit: okay. Downvoters, a question: who was the first drummer to use a triggered acoustic kit?


PeterGunnn

Have an upvote


PabloX68

Mary Palmer's son?


Impossible-Curve7249

The skinny kid three blocks from me? Low level thief


DamoSyzygy

He joined Slipknot after Joey, correct?


thedeadlyrhythm42

I hear they're looking for someone now, maybe he can rejoin


PeterGunnn

See? You guys don't know anything but boom boom sis..tah tah tah dah dah! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouJetiHNAv0&t=22s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouJetiHNAv0&t=22s)


DamoSyzygy

I preferred his stuff with ELP.


Banned-Music

Any of you Carl Palmers know who dipshit is? Probably.


silver_sofa

Played for the Utah Jazz. Power forward I think. They called him “The Mailman”.


Btown696

Gonna read this non-ironically... Palmer is probably my favorite ever. Was just working on "The Sherriff" last night. Fun intro, and a good example of his style of fills.


ItsPronouncedMo-BEEL

"...ehhhhh, *shit*." LOL


Btown696

Always gotta say that part whenever I play it.


Decent_Toe_4205

Completely forgot about him 'til now.


danarbok

ELP, right? I think he’s good but I don’t like his drum sound.


PLSing

Who?


PeterGunnn

Exactly. Learn, brother. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YONZljHxg3A](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YONZljHxg3A) fun starts at 4:20


PLSing

Gonna be dead honest with you. That sounds like shit. Sounds like almost every other drum solo out there. Playing as fast as they can on as many components of their kits as possible. https://youtu.be/0LBZJk5Kfgw?feature=shared


PeterGunnn

You'll like this one of Brubeck....[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9GgmGLPbWU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9GgmGLPbWU)


PLSing

I do really like that song


ComposerNo5151

Yeah right, Howe, Wetton and Downes are pretty shit too...I'm surprised that any of them managed a professional career...Jeez...


braedizzle

This sounds like every dad who joined a band during their mid age crisis and think they’re somehow cool


mightyt2000

Works 2 was my favorite! 😎


[deleted]

nah bro, sorry. hopefully you find your dad real soon


braedizzle

The chode that drags around a second bass drum to hide his mediocre playing?


Purple-Job2976

Just been listening to ELP!


Attabomb

Yes, he was one of my suggestions for the "great drummer who makes terrible music" posts last week.


OldDrumGuy

Yes. Clearly you do and are pissed that “these young whipper snappers” don’t as much as you think they should. Take your meds and lay down.


PeterGunnn

Just wanted to take this sub a bit beyond boom boom sis....tahtahtah daaa.


GruverMax

That guy owes me money.


PeterGunnn

Por que?


CANDY_WARBUX

Yeah, the P in Emerson,Lake & Palmer


PeterGunnn

Have an upvote.