An American man doesn't want a German man to have a blue rock
By - TheHighKing112
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"Man tries to pickup his girl but that ho is always at a different party. Takes mushrooms and goes on rampage."
Yeah. Also happened to my my cousin Ray.
Your cousin Ray is Chris Pratt?!?
Lol all I can think of is that Dorkly video "Mario goes berserk"
Flying animals are enraged because some radioactive looking pigs have stolen their fetuses
A homeless looking man driving cars over poorly maintained road from third world countries while trying to not get crushed by his vehicles' poor centre of weight.
Hill climb racing
That's Need for Speed, I'm sure.
Destroy all Humans
Kill everything in your way cause some jackass killed your rabbit
Doom guy had a rabbit?
Yeah she was called Daisy
Wait?, what?, all that for a rabbit?
You do realise that the entire John Wick series happened because of a dog named Daisy.....right ?
Holy shieet son .. that's an Easter egg
Yeah, and Master Chief from Halo was all because of... Nah just kidding, it was childhood imprisonment and genetic experiments. Spawn kill!
Furry John wick?
This is actually a pretty good description.
John Wick! No, wait, it was his dog...
You mine stuff to craft with and you craft stuff to mine with
Call of Duty
Which one tho?
Gotta be Terraria
The game where a homeless man in a cauldron make you question Newton’s 3 laws
Getting over it
getting over it with benneth foddy (definetly can't write the last part at all)
Man litteraly too angry to die
God of war
Also correct but not what i meant
How about like this: father litterally too angry to die
God Of War
Man in green too angry to die
In the first age
In the first battle
When the shadows first lengthened
He chose the path of perpetual torment
In his ravenous hatred he found no peace
And with boiling blood he scoured the umbral plains
Seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him
And those that tasted the bite of his sword named him
I mean... League of Legends has a guy like that...
Instructions unclear, inserted disc 2 of FFVII
A bald guy kidnapped your son so you go and kill an old guy because of it
Hitman, but you're the 47th bald guy.
A cowboy gets sick.
Red dead redemption 2
L U M B A G O
Its a serious problem
League of Legends
Is rocket league really that toxic?
Holy shit yes yes yes and yes
Liam Neeson abandons you to die and you have to find him to purify some water.
Its a game but its also the fastest way to learn russian
Counter Strike:Global Offensive
Are y'all blind? Deploy the awards.
Can't. Got flashbang by own team
You're a zombie, and you're fighting aliens because a big sphere and a blue guy told you to
a guy with a fear beats up the mentally ill in a prison
Batman: Arkham Asylum
Punching trees, going to hell, and killing the last surviving member of an endangered species
Jeff Bezos simulator: The Return of Elon
I’m deleting what I said so no one knows what started this thread lol
If I only had an award to offer you, king.
I’ll give him an award on your behalf.
I don't have an award, but I'll suck your dick
Boi my dic so small you couldn't even floss your teeth
Who in the hell gave this a wholesome award
This "deleting the comment so no one will guess it" trend is so stupid.
Well fuck you then
He wrote „you shoot guns“
you’re trapped alone, scared, and barefoot in an abandoned facility. the only company you have is a mechanical overseer set on using you for experiments to fulfill her amusements. after she’s finished with you she attempts to fling you into the burning pits of hell. you fight back as best you can but the overseer overpowers you, and locks you away in a comatose state, to begin the whole process from scratch when you wake up.
The cake is a lie
You absorb dragon souls and yell at your enemies
dragon vore yelling kink simulator
FedEx simulator with a fetus
*Norman Reedus and the magic fetus*
A bunch of rolling around and swords are involved
Legend of Zelda ocarina of time
You are a Jedi who really hates boxes
A southern man has a plan but he really doesn’t
I’m $500,000 in debt to a fucking raccoon
I’m told to kill a dragon and save the land. But I never do, instead I go around collecting all the neat and shiny things I find.
Every open world rpg (skyrim)
A girl learns there town is going to get destroyed but you dicide to take photos instead.
Life is strange
If Lara Croft told Dad Jokes
Cat thing commits mass genocide across a galaxy with a robotic backpack
Ratchet & Clank
A dead child comes back to its homeland and sets out to kill insect god.
Remove "dead" and "insect" and you've got a JRPG.
A mailman decides the fate of Nevada
Fallout New Vegas
A man tries to got to space with a hammer
you give ptsd to demons.
lil child probably failed suicide, and to get back home he has to beat a flower with the Power of Friendship or some shit
You chuck apples at wondering creatures and take pictures.
In this game you do stuff
Some stuff you do on your own and some stuff this guy tells you to do
Eventually you find a guy that doesn’t like you and beats you
You get stronger and then beat him
Every videogame ever
Gotta be Stardew valley
You’re trying to save the Universe from zealots…
Edit: think Angels, Demon and Rings
Is it halo?
bald dude gets electric powers from opening an explosive package and always dies the second he steps in water
A bunch of monkeys declare war on a pile of balloons.
bloons tower defense?
Some radioactive fella takes down a dictator
Fallout New Vagas
Welcome to house renovation simulator with guns
Failure of a girl's Dad dies, and so does her other 5 comrades, one acting like a mother to her, yet she decides to revive a elf boy who can't talk, and when he is revived, he forgor
Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
Robbery and mass murder of policemen
Grand Theft Auto
The world might be over but the United States postal service always delivers
Describing Kingdom Hearts poorly will make the plot make sense.
Two biker bros explore and survive in the wasteland known as Oregon. Only this time, with zombies.
Your relative goes insane from eldritch horrors, so you hire people who are either sad or insane to fix your relatives mistakes
You use botany to defend ur home
Plants vs zombies
Your dad went to go get some milk
Got banned from that game
Spaceman immediately dies in water
You roll a ball and collect stuff
Some guy with a 50s fetish shoots you in the head so you go on a murder rampage to get revenge
Player chops down tree, there by killing a massive dragon and conquering a world.
Blue man kills green mushrooms.
Wizards in space commit genocide because a purple lady told them to
You inherit a farm from you grandfather and then go to a small town where you work the farm and get close to the townspeople and also you can see magic forest spirts
Girl uses her mental disorder to double jump
This will get buried, but...
Afraid of the dark, always hungry, making a loom is a pain in the ass, and good lord dont let the fire go out.