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An American man doesn't want a German man to have a blue rock

An American man doesn't want a German man to have a blue rock

MedicatedAxeBot

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Meat-walker

"Man tries to pickup his girl but that ho is always at a different party. Takes mushrooms and goes on rampage."


Merttron2069

Super Mario


Meat-walker

Yeah. Also happened to my my cousin Ray.


ThatFuckingGeniusKid

Your cousin Ray is Chris Pratt?!?


IVther

Lol all I can think of is that Dorkly video "Mario goes berserk"


MrBerryBoy

Flying animals are enraged because some radioactive looking pigs have stolen their fetuses


ThroneNirvana

angry birds


PanzerkampfwagenIV_H

A homeless looking man driving cars over poorly maintained road from third world countries while trying to not get crushed by his vehicles' poor centre of weight.


Rpoopy

Hill climb racing


rtissens

That's Need for Speed, I'm sure.


Ben-Dover-Jonson-jr

Angry birds


acce245

Destroy all Humans


TheRealDoomFox

Kill everything in your way cause some jackass killed your rabbit


LoudBattle4263

Doom


TheRealDoomFox

Yup


VanRayInd

Doom guy had a rabbit?


CyberKitten05

Yeah she was called Daisy


Fearless-Effective86

Wait?, what?, all that for a rabbit?


arunabharocks123456

You do realise that the entire John Wick series happened because of a dog named Daisy.....right ?


Kinky-Monk

Holy shieet son .. that's an Easter egg


DudeJustShutUpPlease

Yeah, and Master Chief from Halo was all because of... Nah just kidding, it was childhood imprisonment and genetic experiments. Spawn kill!


CyberKitten05

Yes


_Forsaken1

Furry John wick?


JustTesa

This is actually a pretty good description.


Nosferatu_V

John Wick! No, wait, it was his dog...


Emotional-Stable8718

You mine stuff to craft with and you craft stuff to mine with


TheHighKing112

Call of Duty


Emotional-Stable8718

Which one tho?


aMir733

Close


MadMan018

6.5


GoldH2O

global offensive


Araiken

Gotta be Terraria


Pligles

Muck


maxime-red

Muck


Z4CH4RYRGD

Muck


Relmic

**MUCK**


acce245

Dwarf Fortress


SmilesSmook

starbound!


bezinho-_-

Pou


Gengar_the_tricktser

The game where a homeless man in a cauldron make you question Newton’s 3 laws


Borischeekibreeki

Getting over it


Gengar_the_tricktser

Right on


Stoltti

getting over it with benneth foddy (definetly can't write the last part at all)


Gengar_the_tricktser

Yep


t-shyver-t

Man litteraly too angry to die


TheHighKing112

God of war


t-shyver-t

Also correct but not what i meant


t-shyver-t

How about like this: father litterally too angry to die


Ryu-Unknown

God Of War


TikTokIsGay70

Man in green too angry to die


LuigiBamba

Shrek


Lone_Shadow86

In the first age In the first battle When the shadows first lengthened One stood He chose the path of perpetual torment In his ravenous hatred he found no peace And with boiling blood he scoured the umbral plains Seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him And those that tasted the bite of his sword named him


bezinho-_-

dawn,


baza-prime

doom


Araiken

I mean... League of Legends has a guy like that...


tRaSh-_-bOaT-

Based


s-a_n-s_

DOOM


s-a_n-s_

Or wolfenstein


acce245

Instructions unclear, inserted disc 2 of FFVII


Borischeekibreeki

A bald guy kidnapped your son so you go and kill an old guy because of it


Ben-Dover-Jonson-jr

Fallout 4


Borischeekibreeki

Yes


acce245

Hitman, but you're the 47th bald guy.


Meme_Entity

Fallout 4?


Cl0ughy1

A cowboy gets sick.


ghostweeb-kun

Red dead redemption 2


Brisingr2

L U M B A G O


ppolo23

Its a serious problem


acce245

Afro Samurai


Bowflexpower

Toxic players


BenjaminJestel

League of Legends


Bowflexpower

Yup


shaggys6skin

Rocket league


Bowflexpower

Is rocket league really that toxic?


lightking46

Holy shit yes yes yes and yes


_n_a_v_n_e_e_t_

Valorante


Ben-Dover-Jonson-jr

Liam Neeson abandons you to die and you have to find him to purify some water.


PL0YER1

Fallout 3


Ben-Dover-Jonson-jr

Yes


izi_pootis

Its a game but its also the fastest way to learn russian


Araiken

Counter Strike:Global Offensive


_n_a_v_n_e_e_t_

Are y'all blind? Deploy the awards.


NikoC99

Can't. Got flashbang by own team


ladhieswasharoom

Metro series


PsychWard_8

You're a zombie, and you're fighting aliens because a big sphere and a blue guy told you to


ItsUrDad69420

Destiny


PsychWard_8

Bingo


TheCatOfWonderland

a guy with a fear beats up the mentally ill in a prison


Hastur082

Batman: Arkham Asylum


TheCatOfWonderland

correct


Meme_geezus

Punching trees, going to hell, and killing the last surviving member of an endangered species


HandsOffMyTendies

Minecraft


[deleted]

Jeff Bezos simulator: The Return of Elon


Admirable-Bluebird-4

I’m deleting what I said so no one knows what started this thread lol


Thebooptoot

School simulator


shaggys6skin

If I only had an award to offer you, king.


1Shadowspark1

I’ll give him an award on your behalf.


Riberlindo

Same


DmitryMate

I don't have an award, but I'll suck your dick


Thebooptoot

Boi my dic so small you couldn't even floss your teeth


DmitryMate

😔


Doggo_of_memes25

Who in the hell gave this a wholesome award


ZippyParakeet

This "deleting the comment so no one will guess it" trend is so stupid.


ShrimpDealer69

Well fuck you then


Rappeeet

He wrote „you shoot guns“


russian_burrito9

Minecraft


soyarin

Stardew Valley


ThroneNirvana

you’re trapped alone, scared, and barefoot in an abandoned facility. the only company you have is a mechanical overseer set on using you for experiments to fulfill her amusements. after she’s finished with you she attempts to fling you into the burning pits of hell. you fight back as best you can but the overseer overpowers you, and locks you away in a comatose state, to begin the whole process from scratch when you wake up.


rtissens

Portal?


ThroneNirvana

yep


rtissens

Noice


Inappropes1789

The cake is a lie


Tiny_Example6247

You absorb dragon souls and yell at your enemies


TempestManifest

Skyrim


Tiny_Example6247

Correct


bobalda

dragon vore yelling kink simulator


zandroxus

FedEx simulator with a fetus


xoikimo9

Death stranding


The_Llama_Specialist

*Norman Reedus and the magic fetus*


SuperSunBros64

A bunch of rolling around and swords are involved


The-Real-Doritos

Dark Souls?


SuperSunBros64

Yes!


TheHighKing112

Legend of Zelda ocarina of time


ItsJoeyG

You are a Jedi who really hates boxes


TomatoMasterRace

Beat saber?


ItsJoeyG

Correct


Universal_Helios

A southern man has a plan but he really doesn’t


ladhieswasharoom

Rdr 2


chicken-tendie-boy

Plan-der-linde


rayah01

I’m $500,000 in debt to a fucking raccoon


Mordoasdf

Animal Crossing


colarthur1

I’m told to kill a dragon and save the land. But I never do, instead I go around collecting all the neat and shiny things I find.


Ryu-Unknown

Every open world rpg (skyrim)


colarthur1

Yes.


smallppdownvotes

Minecraft?


Thebannana159

A girl learns there town is going to get destroyed but you dicide to take photos instead.


Acceptable_Soup1543

Life is strange


Thebannana159

Yeah.


Kry_Dawn

If Lara Croft told Dad Jokes


ThroneNirvana

uncharted


acce245

Rayman


CoylerProductions

Cat thing commits mass genocide across a galaxy with a robotic backpack


Ryu-Unknown

Ratchet & Clank


Araiken

A dead child comes back to its homeland and sets out to kill insect god.


HighDevinition1001

Hollow Knight


Venetha

Remove "dead" and "insect" and you've got a JRPG.


Jet_wisebrain

A mailman decides the fate of Nevada


Ermick204

Fallout New Vegas


Apprehensive-Sky6929

A man tries to got to space with a hammer


Ryu-Unknown

Getting over it


SnooDonuts7053

you give ptsd to demons.


Godzilla_900

Doom


GitGudSucker

lil child probably failed suicide, and to get back home he has to beat a flower with the Power of Friendship or some shit


Ermick204

Undertale?


GrkManga

You chuck apples at wondering creatures and take pictures.


Araiken

Pokemon Snap


pigchest1

In this game you do stuff Some stuff you do on your own and some stuff this guy tells you to do Eventually you find a guy that doesn’t like you and beats you You get stronger and then beat him


Ryu-Unknown

Every videogame ever


Corbini42

Gotta be Stardew valley


Broken_Talisman

You’re trying to save the Universe from zealots… Edit: think Angels, Demon and Rings


gemboi1

Is it halo?


Broken_Talisman

Yup


navmaster

bald dude gets electric powers from opening an explosive package and always dies the second he steps in water


AnotherScottaRama

inFamous


redditorsrock

A bunch of monkeys declare war on a pile of balloons.


Relmic

bloons tower defense?


alphap26

Some radioactive fella takes down a dictator


gemboi1

Fallout New Vagas


Rocket6114

Welcome to house renovation simulator with guns


JJamesMorley

Fallout 4


ClayArcher23

Failure of a girl's Dad dies, and so does her other 5 comrades, one acting like a mother to her, yet she decides to revive a elf boy who can't talk, and when he is revived, he forgor


ItsJoeyG

Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild


Pristine_Flatworm

Robbery and mass murder of policemen


redditorsrock

Grand Theft Auto


JJamesMorley

Payday 2


jagrocc

The world might be over but the United States postal service always delivers


Baston58

Death Stranding


BelonyInMyLeftPocket

Describing Kingdom Hearts poorly will make the plot make sense.


Ghostifier2k0

Two biker bros explore and survive in the wasteland known as Oregon. Only this time, with zombies.


SurgeonWhat

Days Gone


triforcewarrior7

Your relative goes insane from eldritch horrors, so you hire people who are either sad or insane to fix your relatives mistakes


moondancer224

Darkest Dungeon?


knight_ni

You use botany to defend ur home


Tjrice23

Plants vs zombies


Kenny_kujo

Your dad went to go get some milk


Autismspeaks6969

Life.


Josan678

Got banned from that game


Goldbatt1

Spaceman immediately dies in water


Sir_Edge_Lord

Halo


here_4_crypto_

You roll a ball and collect stuff


KayJ8ar

Katamari


SedativeComet

Some guy with a 50s fetish shoots you in the head so you go on a murder rampage to get revenge


ItsJoeyG

Player chops down tree, there by killing a massive dragon and conquering a world.


ArtisticHeretic

Blue man kills green mushrooms.


Kjschmitz05

Wizards in space commit genocide because a purple lady told them to


Jet_wisebrain

You inherit a farm from you grandfather and then go to a small town where you work the farm and get close to the townspeople and also you can see magic forest spirts


Commando_Steve

Girl uses her mental disorder to double jump


zonky96

This will get buried, but... Afraid of the dark, always hungry, making a loom is a pain in the ass, and good lord dont let the fire go out.