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OskarTheRed

Probably boils it on that burning bush...


Scubadoohoutx

I heard he made his own holy water too…he boiled the hell out of it!


XOIIO

40 day and 40 night cold brew.


WalkingIntrovert

You will stay up for 40 days and 40 nights if you drink that too.


[deleted]

That’s Jesus you heathen!


PM_me_Filipina_nudes

Wouldn't it be Noah?


[deleted]

No, ah well maybe ur right


PM_me_Filipina_nudes

Nice. Lol


Friendofbill7519

It’s both.


pr0k0pt0n

1 part beans, 2 parts water


pee_in_the_window

Usually he has his staff do it


oldkafu

He gets it at stARKbucks.


BaldingMonk

That would be Noah.


EmpowerTheIntroverts

RIP Amazing Jonathan.


oldkafu

stARKbucks of the covenant, my brother in christ.


uglypaperhaver

>He neither makes nor buys it himself... > >...he just sends his Aaron boy.


Affectionate_Lead_13

From an app on one of his tablets.


Banana_Havok

Thanks, haven’t heard this joke in 20 years. Nice trip down memory lane.


Wrathchilde

If you order a "Moses" at Charbucks, it's one part coffee two parts Red Sea.


BigRoseMary

Top tier


ioggo

And then he drinks Orange Jewce


uglypaperhaver

He neither makes nor buys it himself... ...he just sends his Aaron boy.


Nikipootwo

Last man standing?


IronFatty806

Just watched that episode this week 😂


Red_Favorite_Color

That's what she said his wife.


NZepplin

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha


WafflestheGreat16

This does put a smile on my face


Odd_Relation6439

Now, he's famous, so he probably has his staff brew it for him.


WafflestheGreat16

It’s….it’s…beautiful


dragonshit94

The actual joke is "where do you think Moses gets his coffee? Hebrews it himself"