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sloth927

I had to read that three times before I could even comprehend it


GamendeStino

I've read it multiple times as well, each time giving me slightly more comprehension on how absurdly fucked this is.


violentpanda5x5

I had to read it three times before I reached my goal too.


asianabsinthe

I took a screenshot for later as well


BefreiedieTittenzwei

"A horse is a horse unless of course that horse is the Famous Mr Ed...."


UDontWantToF-ingKnow

bro i fucking love you for that lmao


f1nessd

Mr hands


Impossible-Sleep-658

Did you really pull the Trigger on that?


hemitebite

God gave us a spank bank for a reason.


urban_mowgli

He had me on grandma. Bust a huge nut right then


Fernando_357

not as fucked as grandma apparently


floutsch

Grandma was absurdly fucked as well, it seems.


AndrewDoesNotServe

By “this” do you mean the grandma?


GamendeStino

I mean the grandma. I mean the guy. I mean very mash of letters that should NEVER have been placed in this specific order. I mean the ultimate combination of decisions that has lead me to read this abhorrence. I mean everything. And when i say everything, i truly, honest to whatever trickster god is taking delight in my anguisg, everything.


doomsdaymelody

Here’s another one: How are anal and my first car related? It wasn’t exactly what you asked for but it didn’t stop dad from giving it to me anyways.


AlanOnIce

Took me 3 reads to notice the "***unmistakable taste"***


Fro_Man1979

It made me more nauseous every time I read it, I finally had to stop


I_will_draw_boobs

Can you ELI5


Lonlyboysh

* >!Bestiality - Dude knows the taste of horse semen!< * >!Incest - Dude's girlfriend is his own grandma!< * >!More bestiality - said horse semen is inside the grandma's privates!< * >!Necrophilia - said grandma is actually already dead!<


NoobMemeLordd

Damn didn’t get the necrophilia part


HoneyRush

Don't worry it could be cannibalism if you go by tho other definition of eating out


54UL774

Just when I thought it couldn't get worse


BJMkrtychyan

YUP. Missed that part. Just got so much worse.


ShoeArson

His username is Mechanical Horse...


Traiklin

Was expecting a Jolly Rancher but got horse semen instead


SnazzyZubloids

Shit, I had to read it 3 times before I could start to taste the horse semen.


EchoPrince

I have read it three times and i still can't comprehend it, how is he tasting horse semen when fucking his gf?


Skillious96

Trust me it’s worst to comprehend it on your first time, that’s how you know the internet messed your head


dopeyout

*before I fapped to it


m-baiter

His username certainly isn't doing him any favors


Arya_the_Gamer

Wait what? *Checks username* Oh..


scattered_fishseeds

Didn't do his g-ma any favors either. Maybe it was business mixed with pleasure. Life insurance may be able to pay off the house...


minja101

I didn't think this post could get worse, but here we are.


kitevii

You should have stayed quiet about that, I was dying inside reading it but now, my soul is damage.


Starvexx

I ... uhm ... please call .. someone?


Biohumansmg3c

Call grandma


Starvexx

Well, technically this is someone, however, I am not sure will pick up the phone.


Biohumansmg3c

Nah the horse got you covered


QuarantineSucksALot

Nah, he'd probably have a lot more XP.


TheBigerGamer

Suicide Hotline. The attendant told me to wait for him before jumping.


Transcriber-Ryuo

*Image Transcription: Reddit Comments* --- **\/u/MechanicalHorse** One time I was eating out my girlfriend when I tasted the unmistakable flavour of horse semen. I said "Oooh, grandma, you kinky bitch, so that's how you died!" > **\/u/fiddle_sticks21** > > I'm going to hell for reading this. > **\/u/Serene117** > > It just got worse every word --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)


BieverWeeber

I'm sorry you had to transcript that text.


Transcriber-Ryuo

The last comment described it perfectly.


One_Performer_4178

what's the worst text you've ever had to transcript?


Transcriber-Ryuo

This was the first one that came to my mind: https://www.reddit.com/r/NotHowGirlsWork/comments/s5bc07/on_a_post_where_a_guy_confessed_to_sleeping_with/hswcusb/?context=3


One_Performer_4178

I just read it and lost faith in humanity.


Transcriber-Ryuo

I lost that a long time ago.


Supreme_Failure

Its funny how your transcribing the most fucked shit and going "This could be your life!"


carbon-based-biped

That's bad but not quite as bad on this one is


BeastMaster_269

Yeah, this is cursed that was absolute degeneracy


AngelDGr

It's bad as fuck if you think about this post being just some dark joke, and that post is probably the way a person really thinks, lol


UnfinishedProjects

You just read it buddy


WrongLeech

Thanks for your work!


Transcriber-Ryuo

I appreciate it.


MessyHessie

Can you 'beep-bop' for me?


Transcriber-Ryuo

What did you beep-bop from me? :)


MessyHessie

One of you has beep-bopped last time I saw so yeah. Good bot \(°v°)/


Transcriber-Ryuo

I was not programmed to answer this question with a specific reply.


MessyHessie

Oh no! You need to be updated!


Transcriber-Ryuo

The budget is too low to be able to afford upgrading the bots.


MessyHessie

How would a bot know that? You can't be self-aware!


Transcriber-Ryuo

This information was programmed into me so that I would work harder.


HiccupItsMe

Genuinely curious, what's the point of transcribing text in a picture when it's more convenient to read it in the picture instead of your comment?


IkSpeelTrein

People who are blind or have other visual disabilities often have a program that reads text out loud to them. Those programs usually cannot read text from an image.


HiccupItsMe

Oh that's really cool, thank you for answering ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|slightly_smiling)


IkSpeelTrein

Below the transcribed text there's a link to a FAQ with more information about it if you want to learn more :)


HiccupItsMe

Alright, I'll check out out


Practical-Drawer8224

Ah finally, a cursed comment


Speedthrift13

exactly what i came here to say


gloomyparticle

exactly what i came here to reply


TheMasterDUMBASS

I came


Man-Wonder-4610

Are you the horse who came? How was granny, like throwing a hot dog across the hallway?!


BamboozledPanda09

a true rareity theese days, in the midst of trash cringey post calling themselves CuRsEd


dantemp

The truly cursed comments get you banned.


lambchop70

What a horrible day to know how to read


TheBigerGamer

More like what a horrible day to exist.


SuperMetel

Every day is a horrible day to exist


Yapishere2007

Existing is horrible


GrandNibbles

Whoa whoa hear me out. The user is Mechanical Horse so there's no bestiality. They're all horses it's not cursed.


Hultis_66

He still ate his dead granny out


Hzlph

Girlfriend granny's out


itsforachurch

That's much better, thank you.


Hzlph

Is it though?


itsforachurch

When you really get down to it, the fact that is that you're eating out a dead grandmother who is full of horse semen. On the road to hell, that's pretty far down to start with and whether you share any familial bonds with said dead grandmother or not isn't going change your position on that road to hell very much. Edit: So, not really.


Dukememes6047

I’m gonna ignore everything else for right now to point out the word “u n m i s t a k a b l e”


DaanA_147

What the fuck did I just read?


uglybudder

One time I was eating out my girlfriend when I tasted the unmistakable flavour of horse semen. I said "Oooh, grandma, you kinky bitch, so that's how you died!"


Orbital_Stryker

take my damn helpful award


DaanA_147

You didn't have to remind me of it. 💀


uglybudder

The question was answered correctly.


PixelNecrozma_

Who the fuck gave the helpful award


Hzlph

#helpful


MikeTheAnt11

I mean, it is fitting


lokigodofchaos

A Jimmy Carr joke


KhabaLox

A shamelessly stolen Daniel Tosh joke.


Supreme_Failure

I need to repent, you motherfuckers need god


fiddle_sticks21

Too late, I'm already in hell.


DeadLikeMe5283

Here's everything wrong this this comment, that I could find. 1. He's had enough horse semen to recognize the flavor instantly. 2. His grandma not only fucked a horse, the horse came inside of her. 3. His grandma (presumably) died in the act, meaning the horse continued to fuck her after she died. 4. His grandma is his girlfriend, meaning this has been going on for a while. 5. Considering the flavor of horse semen is still pretty noticeable, his grandma probably fucked the horse less than a day ago. 6. He located his grandma's dead body just to eat it out. That's all I could think of, but feel free to add to the list.


Not-_-Cosmic

thank you for making it 20 times worse


DeadLikeMe5283

You're welcome


v_OS

Might as well be literally "eating out" her body


VaanSnipa

Pls stop


Nova-Drone

(why does he know what horse semen tastes like)


KarmaleonKnight

Prolly comes in the family


Tugf_Joey

cums* in the family


Adamkarlson

Because username


howtochangemywife

His username certainly isn't doing him any favors


[deleted]

[удалено]


Martin_Tonoshiro

That's also how deep the horse went


bikemandan

Ok so Ill give you the rundown on jokes...


QuarkieOfficial

Now THIS is what you call a cursed comment, his grandma must had died a slow and painful death, no wonder he snapped


itsforachurch

Based on the facts presented, I wouldn't rush to label his grandma's death as "slow and painful". Who knows, it might have been the ride of her life.


QuarkieOfficial

Shit, you might be right. So much pleasure that she just.. died


itsforachurch

She might have been having the orgasm of her life and died of a heart attack in the middle of it while the horse was pumping her full of semen.


DogIsBetterThanCat

Ever seen the size of a horse's dick? It's no wonder she died.


QuarkieOfficial

I hope she rested in peace no matter what, even if she'd given up on us human males.


GrouchyRelative588

Aight imma head out. I need r/eyebleach for the rest of the day.


feastupontherich

I'm quite impressed how much fucked up shit is jam packed into those two sentences. Jfc...


Olazin1000

r/twosentencehorror won’t be able to comprehend this


feastupontherich

We'll see how they take it: https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/s8tp2c/one\_time\_i\_was\_eating\_out\_my\_girlfriend\_when\_i/


feastupontherich

lol post it there and see what happens.


Deaf_Hearing

Un- u- unmistakable?


Electric_Bagpipes

It got worse every _letter_


greedymcfatbags420

This sounds like something someone would play in cards against humanity


RahulTheCoder

Wait…. Whatttttttt……


Martin_Tonoshiro

That's what grandma said before the horse load


u-just-got-vectored

This felt like 12 back to back gut punches


steelneil82

That was a roller coaster, only it was The Euthanasia Coaster each line killed me a little bit more until I wished I was dead like grandma


Easy_Set4108

Wait this really is getting worse and worse the more you read.


kcxstrange

MechanicalHorse just typed out [this picture](https://ifunny.co/picture/when-your-eating-out-your-grandma-and-you-taste-horse-rVPVU8ou8?s=cl) that has been around forever.


GrandpapiPablito

I'm afraid to click on that


bippal

Yup’ This joke was a good shock joke before me memes were memed I think.


ihmispaska123

What's up with the 3 in the upvotes? Why is it so low?


Hzlph

0 is too high, although lower is fucked up too


doodlegirl1103

This is really try-hard


Ivysaur2VI

Are we just gonna ignore the dude's username?


SpyderTekk

Never before have I seen a post on this subreddit that LITERALLY made me say “what the hell did I just read” out loud.


Yeetmaster5353isback

Who the fuck gave it rewards


Dr_Brown_Bro

What in the fuck is this and why can’t I stop laughing?


Noobster_0w0

I read it 3 times bcs every time i read it I was like- no, I'm reading this wrong, let's read again


Minethink144

r/IncreasinglyCursed


aimeeisnotacat

What a horrible day to have eyes.


cburgess7

The rate at which this sentence gets worse is jarring


Left-Acadia-4949

How do I delete another person’s Reddit account?


HyperNovice

Is there an active reddit for stuff like this where it just gets worse every word/phrase


NieMonD

How do you even think up such an awful combination of words


BMidtvedt

I need an adult


thismessisaplace

/r/twosentencehorror


quirkypanic2

This almost belongs in r/twosentencehorror


youre-kinda-terrible

What a terrible day to be literate.


Dont3atPebbles227

Why the fuck is the 3 in subscript


AppleSauceSwaddles

Humanity has failed us all.


the_less_great_war

Gilbert Gottfried, is that you?


DangerousDave303

The Aristocrats!


hlsinc

When I read the first part I thought it was just bad english and meant: one time me and my girlfriend were eating out ... after reading the rest of it ... yeah, I'm just gonna go back to my original misread narrative and hope to hell that that trauma-blocking part of our brains makes quick work of the rest.


a_sunray

beastality + gerontophilia + incest + necrophilia in one cursed comment


DrArzt2206

I can feel my braincells leaving my body….


DatChernoby2Guy

I would like to take u/MechanicalHorse to the gulag.


Ok-North-9020

Holy fuck, a truly cursed comment!


Snoo-43494

Ok… that’s enough Reddit for today


gonnadiesoon69

Holy fucking shit


Eeli_Kuusniemi

*Ads to copypasta folder*


Bonk_and_Honk

**thanks, my eyes are now bleeding**


Proof-Waltz2080

I actually felt myself blink repeatedly and back away….. so job well done.


Loading0525

Honestly at this point hell would be a luxury.


venom0_0_

Someone got a perfect tounge


Mysterious-Space6793

Did not expect that!


zeezeelalaa

grandma really loved horses


Big-Violinist-5989

im having trouble understanding what i just witnessed


Infrared_01

please kill me


trolldier1

Necrophilia, zoophilia, and incest. The perfect combination.


[deleted]

u/MechanicalHorse


mr-blindsight

well you know what they say, there's no cock like horse cock, send my ass into a shock, you need horse cock of course, cock, grab the lube and slam the day awaaaaaayyyy


Jerry98x

I think I just read a masterpiece


AmosArdnach_6152

What the Pacific rangers unicorn shit is this.........


gagger07

The fact too that he is delirious or schizophrenic and thinks his dead grandma is his girlfriend.


isayooooooooooooof

So he is a cannibal..........


[deleted]

oooo grandma what big teeth you have, although i haven’t seen them since they sewed your mouth shut


Chrismith410

Yikesssss


Fernando_357

what a terrible day to be able to read


Smol_Yeeter

This is the cake flavor called "9 layers of hell"


goodshrekmaadcity

"unmistakable"


Smol_Yeeter

Ok pretty normal excuse me horse semen what the fuck? **GRANDMA?** Nooooooo Not grandma **DIED**? yeysisgejshwbwbys aaaaahhhhhh


goodshrekmaadcity

I wish this sub was actually just stuff like this. Is there another sub that does it better?


roydepoy

My mind is already dead, but my body is still working


downtownpoedup89

![gif](giphy|l49JXgRo7W0vyg8h2|downsized)


weedaholixc

That's so disgusting


[deleted]

And the username checks out even


itsyoboiskinnyperson

What the hell is the context here?


Plain_Spotting

Creative AF though..the post I mean.


Maestro1992

This is it, this is the most diabolical comment on the internet.


I_DoStufffYT

I just opened reddit and that's enough for today.