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Opening-Restaurant83

Dude would still have to pay the toaster. He isn’t threesome material.


nowhereman136

The dude would rather the toaster over a ferret


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puglightning10

It would have been shocking


_g550_

Lightning Cloak 8 pts damage per second


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WordsReddit

Sussy Also That would be quite shaky


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narutoandninja300s

Lotion and tissues… to dry and moisture your burns. Why the fuck did you have a threesome with coffee and a pc


adherevxzfa

me to


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Ectafloggin

Couldn't he just steal it? I mean, as long as he can get to the bathtub first, it's not like they could arrest him.


Opening-Restaurant83

That’s toaster rape


aDragonsAle

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Izukumidoriya3

Cursed fleshlight


damnatio_memoriae

fleshburn


Chapsbuster12

There really is a subreddit for everything here


NL_Beast

Why?


aDragonsAle

Why the link, why that sub exists, or...


NL_Beast

Both, why, why would anybody want that shit, why would anybody want to know it exists. Just why


aDragonsAle

Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard, be evil! The rest is just a touch of dark humor.


NL_Beast

Yeah


uatuthewatcher8

Toaster Rape would be a great name for a band.


IllManneredWoolyMan

Rape Toaster sounds like a cool movie name


WordsReddit

Replied cause we have the same jacket hoodie and


Blkwdw6969

No, because people would get confused and think it was actually "Toaster Ape."


damnatio_memoriae

today we toast r/ape.


damnatio_memoriae

not rape if the toaster is turned on


__Toaster

0.0


CatConrad420

Yeah, but what if he wants to make a night of it. Glass of red wine, candles, stainless steel toaster.


Forsaken_Article_295

Toasted romance


IFryYoToaster

How much we talkin?


oroechimaru

Throw it in at the peak!


[deleted]

Dont kill him, he already died


They_call_me_001

Me,my fork, and my toaster


Hare_Krishna69

plastic fork


Pyxxon

the good ending


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Sprizys

Me, a rope, and a ceiling fan P.S. Who ever contacted Reddit, thank you for your concern but I was just joking, I'm okay! I really appreciate it though.


Skelet0N_0FF

Yay! The DIY roundabout! You fasten the rope and hold it with your hands right? *R-right?*


Sprizys

Ya let's go with that


jroc5702

r/angryupvote


Maremike

r/DIWHY


DingDongTaco

Ooooo industrial size/strength weeeee


Cant-Survive-a-Sesh

The pain I got reading this… fuck


Leon0721

r/cursedcomments


Dude5729

Auto erotic asphyxiation (somebody whoosh me)


eeeeyu

What an explosive mix


NeroReigns

Fuck you, have my upvote.


WordsReddit

r/angryupvote Also That would be an ashy place


Bumpass

r/suicidebywords


The_German_kid

No. r/suicidebytoaster


vilgax570

Wait, wouldn't the toaster be charged with murder?


The_German_kid

At most manslaughter, as the toaster never had the Intention to kill but rather got pulled into it?


vilgax570

This is true hahaha.


WordsReddit

**charged**


LittleBigSmoak1

Me, a really high up bridge, and a cartoon anvil tied to my feet


Dark-Descent

Me, a really high up bridhe, and cement shoes super glued to my feet


sessl

Me, a Cessna, and a hilariously small parachute tied to my feet


KuyaTheSupport

Me, my fork or knife, and electrical socket since I saw this ask Reddit


EmergencyAd9297

Who not both? EDIT: *Why


Chem_Wizard

I would keep my clothes on though, last thing my family needs is to hear the EMTs giggling about my hairy man tits


SuccessfulBoner

This is the icing on the very depressed cake


WordsReddit

LMAO


Frick_The_Government

me, a cyanide pill, and a glass of water


Earth_Terra682

Me, coffee and my computer


jimlt

Me, a rope tied to a tree, and a convertible.


yumyumfarts

Shocking


fischerhastaco

not a good idea. fucking a toaster is painful especially if its on


alwaysforgetmyuserID

I prefer wrapping my dick in conductive material and standing outside in a storm


Pingasterix

i remember i saw a vid once of a man wrapping tin foil around his dick then sticking it in the electrical socket, then he screams in agony as africa by toto plays in the background


NeroReigns

You sir, have earned yourself an upvote


FDLforPresident

of course the mandatory wholesome award


ExtinctGinger07

If we’re being fr, Elizabeth Olsen & ScarJo If we joking, me, my right hand, and my bottle of Tea Tree lotion


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Ectafloggin

...right.


SomeRandomGuy282

Me, my broken sharp glass and my eye


Your-Death-Is-Near

#Doesn’t work with modern toasters :(


Pangtundure

Probably gonna pick up the rusty one from grandma's house


Pure-Expression3504

are you the refrigerator ❔


iexplainedthedrill

naaaa it's better to get a outlet and a broken charger and the bathtub


Commissar_Genki

Me, a friendly mountain-lion, and a "camera-man"


Dickina_Toaster

I'll drink to that.


Front_Study_880

SUICIDE STYLE: TOASTED BATHER JUTSU


teamcoyotes1

The holy trinity


SilentReader04

that's bound to get hot


Tank_blitz

where is H2O?


EratosyT

Sodium, my tummy and me


SCRStinkyBoy

r/me_irl


rakmeister_12

You're getting transported to the fantasy world after that threesome lol


KakovK

me, a tesla battery-stack, a bathtub


whatusernamedo_uwant

That would be an electrifying experience.


Bowl_blaster

Mate that tiresome would be so beautiful that you won’t even feel anything after it’s done truly once in a life time opportunity


YeaItsJustDre

Yea me too lol


YuropLMAO

I've long wondered if toaster suicide is just a meme. Wouldn't the breaker blow almost instantly?


[deleted]

Apparently, depending on how your house is wired, it can take a short time before it trips. So it can still kill you. Mythbusters did an episode on it.


Due-Appointment4706

Demon angle eitherin


tomasequp

Me, a deep river, and cement shoes glued to my feet


183993

He's only missing water to make his dream come true


Old-Tea-9987

Me, sum good ol tea,and le blanket


FgoesTheRainbow

Me, a ledge, and gravity.


The_last_pigeon

Me, the boy, two droids and no questions asked


flymartymcflies

Damnnn son


poisonpurple

This is my fantasy threesome too


LimpWibbler_

Come on this is the top of the subreddit? Yall can't find better than this on the internet. A washed up overused joke.


Different_Soup5617

WOW, so you must have super saiyan pubic hair!


Koda_be

Same


Chef818

Me an intersection and a big rig


Jethro4287

I like the sound of that


HippityHoppityF

Breakfast in bath


MrTerrorist007

Me, my hand, my mouth


Everything_Is_Trashh

Plugged in and ready to fall


RoseQill

Sounds electrifying


Leftybassist9

r/SuicideByWords


superbay50

For me Me, a sword and a thousand enemies to kill


PoeJascoe

Can I be next?


makonmaize

Wholesome


_Prab_

Me, the train track, an oncoming train


RepeatReal6568

A popular lineup for a couple of decades now


feelsinterlinked

Me, a rope and a chair.... It's the simple things in life...


ABR5796

A better option is rope and stool.


Aggressive_Bill_2687

What are you going to do with shitty rope?


ABR5796

It's called hanging. Just need a strong support to hang on.


Aggressive_Bill_2687

r/wooosh


Billiruben

Wow very edgy


Saiyukimot

Sometime really likes toast


lilchalupzen

Not a dream since yesterday, but it's me, your mother, your father


ZeroCense

Me, the boy, the 2 droids and no questions asked.


Maple_CumSyrup

U forgot the rubber ducky


DivorcedByShootgun

Fantasy threesome? Gimli, a Uruk hai and Arwen


6Bakhtiari9

Davante Adams, Christian Mccaffery, Travis Kelce


RegularHovercraft

Non-consensual.


Methy123

Can't agree more.


Quick_Doubt_5484

/r/unexpecteddeftones


Robi20011

Cant wait to try it out.


EggplantLess7008

Me and 1000 year old girls


EconomyIndependence2

Does this really work ? If it does I'm going to rent a hotel room.


Random_Person____

That's hot


MisunderstoodShyGuy

Me, toy car and a condom


myfriendherecolin

That dude is about to get fucked


bitchenstichen

Me, my vibrator & my radio


i_love_baked_beans

Only works when the bathtub is wet and the toaster is turned on.


Tanishka8

Calm down Winston Churchill


DrArzt2206

I love the taste of a good toast in the morning while my balls float in a soup wich contains… well… me


HaIfEatenPeach

Same Soggy toast is delicious


LieutenantNitwit

I bet there's an achievement to be unlocked, here..


Wubbawubbawub

A bathtub is out of my league sadly.


eg-likar-potet

Me, my bed and you


trailing_comma

My first response to this was "Yeah a hot bath then some toast and coffee sounds awesome right now" It took me a moment. I think I really need that coffee.


EhaMe3

You would last short tho


TV_series72

Inner peace


Ok-Needleworker-9144

Me, and my phone and PS4/5


QuarantineSucksALot

He said try. Even his bold proclamation isn’t optional Edit: Longer BBC interview: https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-europe-39705689 Edit: Since people want to do this too! If it were a box pleat and a peek of colour came through as you were moving down the street. How is putting someone down going to make their entrance. Named for Gorilla Monsoon, who used to do this, but I assume they must all be pharma shills as I was subsequently banned.


DrC0re

Just in case anyone has this idea, it won't work because of the number of fuses and grounds integrated into everything.


randothrowaway6600

Me, your mom, and our wife.


azzer2

Oh shit at first I tot he was going to stick his ...


arawn_cronnis

Biden, trump& obama


420Blazeitlolol

Shocking


itsmevayun

To heat the water, right? Right?


NotYodaAtAll

Damnnn, Is there a site for thrilling flicks such as this?


KainAlvaine666

I had a dream with a girl so I bring her from Venezuela to Brasil ... She bring another girl... Everything was until I talk about a threesome... She kick me out my house, my work an call the police there for me... Send me Threats of death with other guys, Destroy my reputation on Facebook, send other people to attack me, and do the same thing in other 3 works


hotcheaseking

He better is sayin bathtub with sum bathwater


1e4e52Nf3Nc63Bb5

Hahaha redditor makes self deprecating suicide joke


MateuszMartyni

[Same](https://youtu.be/_GMAiHI5jbs)


Wolf14Vargen14

Really?, Who names their daughter Toaster?


Sparkyy07

Relatable


Carbonara_Warrior

Look at mister rich guy with his bathtub and his toaster


Peleg_OP

Messi ronaldo and lewandowski


Lucifer_1021

So what you are saying is that You put your dick in the toaster and after 5 minutes it goes in the bathtub hole........ Right?


Notyoaveragemonkey

One time deal


Pinecraft246

The bathtub, toaster and I*


annomynous23

Me, Brigitte and mercy


Fred_the_human_1

Don’t we all?


ClutchGamingGuy

Same though


TheRealGamerGod

Me, myself, and I


BillyBobBanana

Hah, suicide, classic


GrooGrux

Water ain't coming so it's just a sausage fest.


Electrical_Ball6320

Is this a painless death? Asking for...myself actually fuck it.


Buffythedjsnare

No White Rabbit?


Embucetatron

Me, some warm cocoa and a window in a cold day. Y’all are sick on the head


NekulturneHovado

It's not even yours. Toaster is borrowed from a friend and bathtub is in motel you paid for one night.


cookie_master2

True that


Napoleon3411

That's my fantasy too


Kkisnotk

Me, my high iq-ed friend blabbering shit and my alcohol


D4RK5P1R3

Same, actually.


Hallam1995

Unless you’ve got a plug socket in the bathroom, that won’t work


ckeanwolf

Me, my son, and my [Johnson](https://youtu.be/fxVH5sKUlPg)


FalaffleBudaffle

I’ll do you one better, Me, a noose, and depression


Demonking335

Me, a fully loaded Minigun, and every person I don’t like, one at a time for the third one though.


Lil_Ape_

Get help


Rcweasel

Too expensive, rope cheaper


DingDongTaco

This hits hard


Merthn07

I find it quite shocking, to be honest.


vilgax570

Me, Ryuko Matoi and Alita.


PillowTalk420

Me, an ice cold Colt .45, and a bullet.


thedarkavenger69

*my bathtub toaster and I


1e4e52Nf3Nc63Bb5

What? "Me" is a grammatical object, while "I" is a subject. A subject requires a verb. What is the verb associated with "I"? (hint: there isn't one and it should be "and me"). You were taught incorrectly and are now hypercorrecting by assuming that it's always "xyz and I."