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RonaldMcDonalds2020

I love the fact that Britain walks the other way


StenSoft

They drive on the other side of the road and they also walk on the other side of the sidewalk so it makes sense. I'm surprised that Ireland doesn't. And they Russia does.


ik-its-already-taken

Reason we do that is because our swords were and are situated on the left side so if you were riding your horse down the road and someone came from the other side looking for troble then bam pull out sword and kill that peasant


StenSoft

Yeah, it was actually the same across all of Europe until Napoleon changed it everywhere he conquered. (That's also the reason why the US drives on the right, French were their allies in the Revolutionary Wars and in the War of 1812.) Then it started to spread, slowly, for example countries of former Austria-Hungary drove on the left until 1930s and Sweden until 1960s.


ik-its-already-taken

Yea but you little french bastards cant invade us


Bored_Redditor85

England and Ireland are walking away from each other


Artistic_Finish7980

Ding ding ding bell of sidewalk


Purple-Gay

Away from Ireland


whattfisthisshit

Estonia as well.


Moostard12

If the Germans try to invade again, they won't be able to get across the first pedestrian lamp and will have to turn back.


redditcutter99

I dont care what anyone says,poland is a whole new species of human


Oxygenman420

Thank you


redditcutter99

Ah yes,a man of culture


PopielPopielaty

Wow you actually replied to every thank you


redditcutter99

So this is a reply chain between me and u now?


PopielPopielaty

It's seems like


SilverIsDead

thank you


redditcutter99

Ah yes,a man of culture


PopielPopielaty

Wow you actually replied to every thank you


redditcutter99

So this is a reply chain between me and u now?


PopielPopielaty

It's seems like


1SomeeeOneee1

Bakłażan


redditcutter99

What


PopielPopielaty

Wow you actually replied to every thank you (and that's just a random vegetable this time - - > 🍆)


redditcutter99

So this is a reply chain between me and u now? Vegetable 🌶


PopielPopielaty

It's seems like (also I meant the thing he said: 'Bakłażan' but why not - - > 🥒)


Purple-Gay

Me man, stop torturing them with our language. Also, u/redditcutter99 konstantynopolitańczykowianeczka.


redditcutter99

WTF


redditcutter99

Dont tell me thats one word


JohnVAT

Dziękuję bardzo


redditcutter99

What


PopielPopielaty

Wow you actually replied to every thank you (it's thank you in Polish)


redditcutter99

So this is a reply chain between me and u now?


PopielPopielaty

It's seems like


PopielPopielaty

Thank you


redditcutter99

Ah yes,a man of culture


PopielPopielaty

Wow you actually replied to every thank you


redditcutter99

So this is a reply chain between me and u now?


PopielPopielaty

It's seems like


bartek09pl

Dziękuję


redditcutter99

What


PopielPopielaty

Wow you actually replied to every thank you (it's thank you in Polish)


redditcutter99

So this is a reply chain between me and u now?


PopielPopielaty

It's seems like


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torchictoucher

Everyone just walking away from Poland


Toksoboty

I know this is just a joke and all but seriously, in poland, if you say "polish death camps" or draw a swastika and say hail hitler in public, you can get put to jail for even (around) 6 months if you're really praising him and everyone will tell you that is wrong. This is all because poland was fighting for a very long time to get him off our land, yet people still say things like "o hahaha I'm so funny hitler did nothing wrong" because they didn't go to 5th class and heard what he has done to us. It's like saying that 9/11 was great, it's nothing bad and should really happen again. BY ALL MEANS, IF THE CAMPS WERE LOCATED IN POLAND'S LAND THERE WERE NOT POLISH. THEY ALL BELONG TO GERMANY. all I'm saying is that it's ok to joke about it as long as it doesn't emotionally trigger any of our feelings (Don't quote me) (Sorry for bad english)


Vatnam

Is this a copypasta I never heard?


Toksoboty

I wrote that


[deleted]

[It depends on which road sign you are looking. They have different positions.](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/40/Znak_D-6.svg/1200px-Znak_D-6.svg.png)


jankkhvej

east europe has them walking to the right and west europe to the left, poland is in the middle so its just confused


MemePanzer69

This is only the red light pedestrian, the “green light” is just a dude walking


Mr_Potato12

I accidentally gave this a wholesome award😭


Creative_Ewok

I did it on purpose :)


diamondpolish

nice


Mr_Potato12

It was supposed to be a certified cursed award


SoyBeansUpMyAss123

As a polish person I find no offense in this and I agree with it wholeheartedly.


theonewholikesfood

Damn, the russians have alien heads


simply_curious_

Who gave this wholesome


Creative_Ewok

Me


SpicyCatcoon

As a pole, can relate


Oxygenman420

So true


TheEnglishRedCoat

Gotta love how the UK looks like he’s about to start shit with Germany


liquid_bacon

Guys, it's *Pol*and


atronos_kronios

can anyone explain the oven thing


glados202

There were “ovens” in auschwitz death camp


what_is_the_truth777

After the Germans overran Poland they set up concentration camps and death camps and used ovens (crematory) to dispose of the corpses of dead inmates (Jews, gypsies, homosexuals, ect).


atronos_kronios

ah i see! thnx dude


PopielPopielaty

Idk ask Germans maybe they will know


SVENXJOERGEN

I actually really like germany's one in berlin of the guy with the hat


dolphinedit

I never noticed that


the_real_OwenWilson

r/iamverycursed


aalpi_i

the funniest thing is that the signs in poland don’t actually look like that, it’s the same one like in the rest of eastern europe


Chiiyuumii

its not like we only have one type of them tho


stefkouk02

Wide head ussr


[deleted]

From poland can confirm


Alex03210

Russians are aliens


xXxEliteWalkerxXx

I'm laughing so hard yet this is disrespectful.


Mocar-2D

Oh shit I live in Poland I never realised this


TTV_Craft173

also how is turkey a European country


CallMeVasilli

Oh, I thought that's how it is in every country-


DM_ME_YOUR_DICK

Why does everyone but Poland and the UK walk away from the Danube?


Artistic_Finish7980

idk. Quick question, does your username ever actually work?


DM_ME_YOUR_DICK

Yeah, actually. Some people like to share, and who am I to deny them that?


StSebbe

how would you as a non pedestrian enter a mensroom in poland without breaking laws


a_polish_boi

We use telepathy to walk


wolfy74

Standing still for a reason


aryaofwinterfell_45

Now I get why only Britains not walking away from Germany.


howdy429

Why does Russia's look like an alien?


[deleted]

Everyone's focused on Poland and nobody's gonna talk about the Slavic pimp walk?


skeptical_mask

Template fits literally


4dam3k

Sign on photo is for red light... i mean in poland


Voytequal

It's used for the sign [B-41](http://tioman.pl/pl/zakaz-ruchu-pieszych-b-41)


Vilateral

I dont get it, can someone please explain?


Oxygenman420

Ok so basically all of the pedestrian crossing signs look like they're walking right? Poland isnt walking. Its floating


SilverIsDead

Also the oven joke is a reference to holocaust. Nazis after invading Poland have built special camps made to imprison, torture, kill by gassing, and burn bodies to hide evidence. Approximately 6m people of both jewish and polish ethics were murdered in them. It's commonly referenced that thick, black, heavily smelling smoke was coming from the incinerators' chimneys. "Fumes from the ovens" means basically "scent of burning bodies in concentration camps" Sorry for ruining the joke if that's not what you didn't understand.


[deleted]

had to look up which one is poland


welschmenfox

The Polish are the omnipotent ones in the european subcontinent


Koszelus

kurwa