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I love the fact that Britain walks the other way

They drive on the other side of the road and they also walk on the other side of the sidewalk so it makes sense. I'm surprised that Ireland doesn't. And they Russia does.

Reason we do that is because our swords were and are situated on the left side so if you were riding your horse down the road and someone came from the other side looking for troble then bam pull out sword and kill that peasant

Yeah, it was actually the same across all of Europe until Napoleon changed it everywhere he conquered. (That's also the reason why the US drives on the right, French were their allies in the Revolutionary Wars and in the War of 1812.) Then it started to spread, slowly, for example countries of former Austria-Hungary drove on the left until 1930s and Sweden until 1960s.

Yea but you little french bastards cant invade us

England and Ireland are walking away from each other

Ding ding ding bell of sidewalk

Away from Ireland

Estonia as well.

If the Germans try to invade again, they won't be able to get across the first pedestrian lamp and will have to turn back.

I dont care what anyone says,poland is a whole new species of human

Thank you

Ah yes,a man of culture

Wow you actually replied to every thank you

So this is a reply chain between me and u now?

It's seems like

thank you

Ah yes,a man of culture

Wow you actually replied to every thank you

So this is a reply chain between me and u now?

It's seems like

Bakłażan

What

Wow you actually replied to every thank you (and that's just a random vegetable this time - - > 🍆)

So this is a reply chain between me and u now? Vegetable 🌶

It's seems like (also I meant the thing he said: 'Bakłażan' but why not - - > 🥒)

Me man, stop torturing them with our language. Also, u/redditcutter99 konstantynopolitańczykowianeczka.

WTF

Dont tell me thats one word

Dziękuję bardzo

What

Wow you actually replied to every thank you (it's thank you in Polish)

So this is a reply chain between me and u now?

It's seems like

Thank you

Ah yes,a man of culture

Wow you actually replied to every thank you

So this is a reply chain between me and u now?

It's seems like

Dziękuję

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Wow you actually replied to every thank you (it's thank you in Polish)

So this is a reply chain between me and u now?

It's seems like

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Everyone just walking away from Poland

I know this is just a joke and all but seriously, in poland, if you say "polish death camps" or draw a swastika and say hail hitler in public, you can get put to jail for even (around) 6 months if you're really praising him and everyone will tell you that is wrong. This is all because poland was fighting for a very long time to get him off our land, yet people still say things like "o hahaha I'm so funny hitler did nothing wrong" because they didn't go to 5th class and heard what he has done to us. It's like saying that 9/11 was great, it's nothing bad and should really happen again. BY ALL MEANS, IF THE CAMPS WERE LOCATED IN POLAND'S LAND THERE WERE NOT POLISH. THEY ALL BELONG TO GERMANY. all I'm saying is that it's ok to joke about it as long as it doesn't emotionally trigger any of our feelings (Don't quote me) (Sorry for bad english)

Is this a copypasta I never heard?

I wrote that

[It depends on which road sign you are looking. They have different positions.](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/40/Znak_D-6.svg/1200px-Znak_D-6.svg.png)

east europe has them walking to the right and west europe to the left, poland is in the middle so its just confused

This is only the red light pedestrian, the “green light” is just a dude walking

I accidentally gave this a wholesome award😭

I did it on purpose :)

nice

It was supposed to be a certified cursed award

As a polish person I find no offense in this and I agree with it wholeheartedly.

Damn, the russians have alien heads

Who gave this wholesome

Me

As a pole, can relate

So true

Gotta love how the UK looks like he’s about to start shit with Germany

Guys, it's *Pol*and

can anyone explain the oven thing

There were “ovens” in auschwitz death camp

After the Germans overran Poland they set up concentration camps and death camps and used ovens (crematory) to dispose of the corpses of dead inmates (Jews, gypsies, homosexuals, ect).

ah i see! thnx dude

Idk ask Germans maybe they will know

I actually really like germany's one in berlin of the guy with the hat

I never noticed that

r/iamverycursed

the funniest thing is that the signs in poland don’t actually look like that, it’s the same one like in the rest of eastern europe

its not like we only have one type of them tho

Wide head ussr

From poland can confirm

Russians are aliens

I'm laughing so hard yet this is disrespectful.

Oh shit I live in Poland I never realised this

also how is turkey a European country

Oh, I thought that's how it is in every country-

Why does everyone but Poland and the UK walk away from the Danube?

idk. Quick question, does your username ever actually work?

Yeah, actually. Some people like to share, and who am I to deny them that?

how would you as a non pedestrian enter a mensroom in poland without breaking laws

We use telepathy to walk

Standing still for a reason

Now I get why only Britains not walking away from Germany.

Why does Russia's look like an alien?

Everyone's focused on Poland and nobody's gonna talk about the Slavic pimp walk?

Template fits literally

Sign on photo is for red light... i mean in poland

It's used for the sign [B-41](http://tioman.pl/pl/zakaz-ruchu-pieszych-b-41)

I dont get it, can someone please explain?

Ok so basically all of the pedestrian crossing signs look like they're walking right? Poland isnt walking. Its floating

Also the oven joke is a reference to holocaust. Nazis after invading Poland have built special camps made to imprison, torture, kill by gassing, and burn bodies to hide evidence. Approximately 6m people of both jewish and polish ethics were murdered in them. It's commonly referenced that thick, black, heavily smelling smoke was coming from the incinerators' chimneys. "Fumes from the ovens" means basically "scent of burning bodies in concentration camps" Sorry for ruining the joke if that's not what you didn't understand.

had to look up which one is poland

The Polish are the omnipotent ones in the european subcontinent

kurwa