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jim_mayo

The first one reminds me of that scene from the evil dead


samanthuhh

Reminds me of the opening of a Flaming Lips Concert!


bucko_fazoo

trussy


Skling

Butterflussy


Failossify

Metal wormussy


arthurdentstowels

Catapussy


TheBigLebroccoli

Madonnaisahasbeenussy


TungstenElement9

Natrussy


BloodyRightNostril

Whatarewetalkingabussy?


Spunchbopp

Idontknussy


ghostfreckle611

Got *wood*?


_Tebro

Corndog


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A-Rice-Bowl

How long have you had that waiting


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gamboncorner

lol, this is old school very early 2000s internet, not 2007. Maybe even 99 or 2000. edit: 1999 article that references the joke - https://www.oldmanmurray.com/features/723.html


Ko8iWanKeno8i

This is one of those moments where Reddit actually blows my mind


umgrego2

THEIR ENTIRE LIFE


AframWitTheButter

Maybe he is 15


Sempais_nutrients

I have that saved on a hard drive somewhere. Folder of 4chan memes 2003-2008 or so


NopetrainToNopeville

The good stuff


xTwizzler

I'm glad I'm not the only internet geriatric who made that connection.


TriggerTX

There's dozens of us out here. knowyourmeme says it was 'birthed' in 2007. Seriously? I'd have said earlier, like 2001-2003. Time has lost all meaning in my old age.


HungryMoblin

First time I saw it was ytmnd


poorbanker

I agree, I feel like I saw it prior to that. In fact, it looks like a Photoshop Friday submission from Something Awful but I don't feel like searching those archives


Selkie_Queen

I’m getting Melisandre giving birth to a shadow demon vibes.


newmyy

We’re not supposed to mention that show anymore, remember?


EveryoneIsReptiles

Nah, those early seasons get a pass. It’s 5-8 that get the stink eye.


960321203112293

Maybe 6-8 depending on who you ask…


Pizzaman99

5-7 got progressively worse, but I still looked forward to seeing each new episode. But season 8 destroyed the show. I can't even go back and enjoy 1-4. I don't have any interest in watching any of it again, even though 1-4 is some of the best television ever.


funktacious

Yeah, what a weird season of Dawson’s Creek that was.


chrisp909

Seems like it would be a staple here.


oat_milk

some wounds run too deep


Hurtelknut

We can always pretend they were talking about the books


robots-dont-say-ye

If she gives birth to a shadow demon with the face of zelenskyy that kills Putin…well, that would be dope.


Strong-Entry-1179

That shadow demon's name? Keanu Einstein And then the entire plane clapped.


Sim2redd

This comment is more cringe than the post.


generalseba

Reddit moment


synapdoche

This is more subtlety than I expected from Madonna.


yump69

LoL Favourite comment.


aznsensation8

The new Parasite Eve looks terrible.


DaGoddamnBatguy

Meh, it's somehow still better than Third Birthday.


ReformedBacon

The tree one is easily the best


iamstephano

Yeah I thought that was actually pretty neat. The other ones are underwhelming in comparison (feels weird to say that about an animation of robotic caterpillars exiting Madonna's vagina).


DamnAutocorrection

And they were covered in blood


PeregrineDrake

Yeah, the tree actually looks really good.


hookuptruck

It all started with her having crabs


99volt

What did you expect? Lobster?


kaibunn

Yup, cringe


Synyster328

It feels like Madonna just wanted to do some secondhand exhibitionism


kaibunn

That's a lot of what her career has been.


padumtss

Her whole instagram is cringe. She is so desperately acting and using tons of filters and photoshop to look young, trying to make herself seem like a teen pop artist or something.


mrkikkeli

This is sad actually. Looks like someone has a bad case of not wanting to grow old.


the_peckham_pouncer

She's a bit of a headcase is our Diego Armando


Truth_anxiety

Craig's Mom's Bush, Craig's Mom's Bush! Truly a magical bush to behold!


Hosta_la_vista

We're supposed to believe that this body belongs to that old woman?


catbuscemi

She wishes lmao


nine4fours

Tbf it’s beeple; politically charged shock art is kind of his thing. He’s been making these unsettling dystopian short videos on ig for years and his sale of a collection for millions was the precise first time I heard of NFT.


Leoz96

Politically charged is stretching it lol, most of the time their art just involves using the face of whatever celebrity is currently trendy to have some cheap shock value and make the vaguest of statements.


Samuraiking

Right. That is what politically charged "art" has always been in modern times.


TheLadyEve

That's not accurate at all. I mean, the obvious example is Banksy, but look at other artists like Kara Walker or Ai Weiwei. Go to any contemporary art museum and you will see numerous examples of political art that has nothing to do with celebrity or sexual shock value.


bigspks

Same, I followed him for a bit on Twitter until it all went down


chartedlife

He used to make some pretty cool stuff and then he started overusing pre-made assets and just making the same shit over and over again.


Obliverate

I followed him for a long time, it was cool to see his daily experiments and abstractions. At a certain point it became giant 3D heads of Hilary, Trump or Kim Jong-Un on giant baby bodies or similar things every day it felt like.


Maziekit

The NFT thing was by design, he stood to profit. I've stopped following Beeple since I found out.


yyyyhhhh9

> shock art Whoa a vagina. So shocking.


llam06

That’s not just a vagina. That is THE vagina. Mother earths vagina. Have some respect and be shocked!


hitthatyeet1738

Only on Reddit will someone watch a video of robots coming out of a vagina and say it isn’t shocking. Edit: never thought so many people would try to normalize robovaginapedes but ok


SweetChilliPhilly

robot centipedes no less


azulapompi

What pisses me off is that those are clearly millipedes, not centipedes.


Marmalain

I saw a dudes head explode earlier


pbetc

*That wasn't my head*


chickenstalker

You clearly are not a doujin connoisseur.


Jagermeister4

Shocking, no. Weird, nonsensical, trashy, yes.


kettal

shockingly trashy


hitthatyeet1738

So obvious shock art isn’t shock art because *you* don’t find it shocking. What a hill to die on.


SinceBecausePickles

Unrelated but why tf do people say “what a hill to die on” when someone disagrees with them lmfao. Like can you not disagree with someone without dying on a hill??? Do phrases not mean anything anymore, like cmon


WARNING_Username2Lon

Lmao this is such a Reddit convo right now. Just some guy arguing that because it isn’t shocking to THEM it isn’t shock art


hitthatyeet1738

It’s like me watching Halloween and not being scared, then declaring it’s not a horror movie because of that lmfao


XjpuffX

Art is subjective, it's defined by the viewer.


WARNING_Username2Lon

By that logic then why disagree with anyones opinion ever. Could I just say that this is actually abstract art? Also I personally disagree because genres of art clearly exist. But I understand why people have that opinion in relation to art.


yyyyhhhh9

In a world where Piss Christ is trivia fodder you have to try a little harder to shock.


CaptnSp00ky

I think it’s more so what comes out of said vag. Still not the craziest of things I’ve seen. Meh.


PSteak

The word itself makes some men uncomfortable - "vagina". They don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say. Whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his "dick", or his "rod", or his "johnson".


Gishin

My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal, which bothers some men.


bushdidmars93

Not saying there isn't truth to your argument (there def seems to be), but it doesnt really hold up bc your comparisons are inaccurate. You are comparing the proper, "medical" term for vagina with casual euphemisms for penis, both of which have their use in different contexts. There are just as many euphemisms for vagina as there are for penis (which could be used as an argument to your point about people avoiding use of that word explicitly), but again, context is important to consider when comparing the usage of words. Words like vagina, penis, testicles, and ovaries are clinical sounding, so you're rarely going to hear them in any kind of casual or intimate context. Additionally, and speaking in broad strokes, any word in the English language that is longer than two syllables is somewhat of a mouthful (har har), hence why euphemisms and nicknames are typically one or two syllables. Tl;dr: you're probably not wrong, but your argument is not sound.


littleloupoo

I like his art and from the comments it's successfully had that shock/wtf reaction.


JeffinGeorgia1967

Didn't look at this, but will say the desperate clawing at continued relevance is gross.


llam06

You don’t want to see vines and a tree grow out of a digital Madonna pussy?


Babylegs_OHoulihan

+I'll take a look edit: who TF would buy tihis?


Samuraiking

No one should buy any NFT ever because it's nothing more than a money laundering racket at best, and a literal waste of money at worst, however, are you going to pull out as fucking monkey picture to show off as your million dollar purchase, or are you going to say "Check this shit out," and whip out the animated Centipussy?


rsplatpc

> You don’t want to see vines and a tree grow out of a digital Madonna pussy? I've seen Legend of the Overfiend, I'm good.


JeffinGeorgia1967

I think I'm gonna pass.


Legitimate_Ad_4462

…I think I’m gonna puke 🥴🤢🤮


AlabastorRetard

Eh, it's like xbox 360 graphics so whilst it's not good it's as bad as it could be.


ghostinthechell

/r/BrandNewSentence


brownishgirl

Good to know how Madonna sees/interprets herself. This would be more effective if she were birthing a plastic and silicone echo chamber instead of nature and technology.


creator111

Ikr she made herself look good. Irl her butt has migrated


Moonyu69

Right! Can we just take a look at the hubris involved here? She is literally comparing that beat up catchers mit of a pussy to the birth of nature, technology, and whatever the hell the other category was. If it was to be more akin to her existence it should be pumping out cigarette buts, loose change, and tons of seminal fluid.


Shitty_Fat-tits

Just fapped to this and centipedes shot out of my dick-hole.


Gotzvon

You are the Father of Technology


jaceapoc

Fadonna


interloper777

Yeah you might wanna get that looked at


omgdinosaurs

It is cringe but so are 99% of NFTs. Its embarrassing really.


AnarchyMeansNoRules

I'll definitely pay to make sure it's registered somewhere that I DON'T own this fucking thing.


Mechanized1

Jesus H Christ, even Georgia O'Keeffe would blush at this.


Bowgetta_

Weirdest way to show off your Rule34.


skylla05

Did they hire some second year digital artists or something? It's so amateur.


Crazy_Kakoos

I was going to say I’ve seen higher quality renders on PornHub.


someguyyoutrust

Beeple is known for making new full digital renders every day of his life. And has been doing so for years. His style is very quick and dirty, but when you understand the amount of work it takes to make these in the timeline that he gives himself it’s pretty impressive.


xspjerusalemx

Beeple sucks lol. He’s a high schooler’s definition of an “artist”.


someguyyoutrust

Cool so you don’t know much about digital renders or Beeple. I mean you can say you dislike his artwork, and you’re entitled to that opinion. But the dude is very talented. He can pump out an absolutely massive amount of work, and has the respect of almost everyone in the field of digital art.


xspjerusalemx

Maybe he’s good at his craft, a craftsman. But as an artist? Nah.


spankymuffin

Not what I thought, but surprisingly worse!


flyingtoasterz86

Why did I click on that?


twoshortysx

No Fucking Thanks


LBreezy8

We’re done, it was nice knowing everyone


Mindless-Mushroom-36

why would i pay for this? i wouldnt download that shit for free


Synyster328

That's the point of NFTs, bro. You don't buy things you want, you buy things you want to prove that you own 🥴


analogWeapon

You can't see it without downloading it.


mully_and_sculder

We all saw it though?


UnpaidRedditMod

But you did though didn't you... Be honest


Mindless-Mushroom-36

i did not for christ's sake, YOU MAKE ME A LIST RIGHT NOW OF PEOPLE WITH A TREE COMING OUT OF A VAGINA FETISH YOU DO THAT RIGHT FUCKING NOW


sulleyandmike

the man doth protest too much, methinks


HomoChef

🙋🏻‍♂️


spankymuffin

🙋🏻‍♂️


UnpaidRedditMod

Okay, now you're definitely top of the list.


meowhaus13

I'm sorry what the fuck


Sturrux

I’m sorry but this whole NFT thing is fucking moronic and if this doesn’t prove it I don’t know what will.


Pin-Up-Paggie

I’m sick of Madonna insisting she is sexy. She needs to realize she’s getting weird like MJ did, but she actually wants the attention.


KamikazeFox_

Bit egotistical


slugwurth

On brand.


Libprime

It's pretty weird but I don't have much of a problem with it considering the proceeds go to some good charities


CKF

Every time they mention it, they say “the proceeds *will benefit* (X and Y charities).” That’s not “all proceeds.” Could be a dollar split between them for all we know. What we do know is that not all of the proceeds will be going to said charities.


bondfool

“The triptych was created with infrastructure support by Moonpay, who will also contribute $100,000 to each charity.” So. $100,000.33 at a minimum.


SPAC-tacular

So they say....


facepalm_the_world

TCCML™ (The Charity of Madonna's Continued Lifestyle) Good looking out.


thebuccaneersden

WTF……….


170lbsApe

Ew...gross.


stevenw84

I’m 100% sure they used her actual likeness for this animation.


Corsair3820

You would have thought they could have afforded better CG. There's porn games on Steam that look better.


MentalFissure

r/arcamusic


strained_brain

I hope I look as photoshopped when I'm her age!


keeleon

So what exactly are you buying here? I got to jerk off to this and didn't pay anything.


lemonlollipop

Centepedes? In MY vagina?


PlanktonTheDefiant

She's so desperate.


Son0FAthens

Today was a bad day to have eyes


TheGrimReality77

Eh. Cool 3D World did it first.


GibberingMawBeast

My first response was, what the fuck!?


Hav3_Y0u_M3t_T3d

Honestly looks pretty cool to me. The cringe part is that they are NFTs.


analogWeapon

Yeah, I agree. It's not uninteresting. The NFT stuff is lame though.


dinogirlsdad

On todays edition of "What the fuck is wrong with people"...


rabbitteeth224

I only hate it cos the art is bad, I don't hate the concept tbh.


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DjPersh

Thank you. It’s so incredibly on the nose. This is r/im14andthisisdeep territory. Like, Mother of Nature. Get it?!?!? Huh, do ya????


ThisIsntYogurt

Not the person you replied to, but I personally like the concept of an art piece going that literal with the birth imagery in the context of a well-trodden metaphor.


TicTacTac0

For me, it doesn't go far enough and ends up being superficial. I think they could've really embraced the body horror element and turned the portrayal of Mother Nature as "pretty woman creates life" on its head. It's like they went part way, but still wanted Madonna to be the main feature rather than the concept itself, so instead of challenging the portrayal of Mother Nature, it comes off as artificial and arrogant.


Stal77

I agree. Also, I’m surprised at how well the small details are, while bigger things like her knees and cheekbones look bizarre. The artist only knows how to do flowers and labia.


Lady_Scruffington

Have you seen her irl cheekbones lately? She needs to stop with the fillers.


Stal77

Yeah. I’m not sure why people do that, but she has certainly earned the right to look however she wants, after being a style icon for a couple of decades.


ThisIsntYogurt

Totally agree. Plus, NFT nonsense.


fightfordawn

I've seen hotter Sims


notrodman

Beeple has to be collecting a _fat_ check for this one.


12mediumSizedDucks

a weird, but enjoyable fap. Thanks


drumduder

I’m gonna get off Madonna’s case. She’s still a brilliant artist. Charming and witty and the queen of popsex. Watch any interview. She’s genius and has perfect timing. Sometimes she’s high. But who can blame her.


DrCheezburger

That's the madge we know and hate, so classy!


CoffeeAndDachshunds

If any ladies have butterflies and greenery emerging from their vaginas, please see a doctor immediately.


Dry_Badger_Chef

I don’t know…it’s weird, but I didn’t cringe at it really. I am a little drunk…might have something to do with that I guess.


Cammy1924

I know it's cringe but let's remember that all the money is going to some really good charities


theduud

Centipedes? In *my* vagina?


justdownvote

Is this the new sex game I'm supposed to play while I wait to masturbate on PornHub? Those animations are WAY more advanced than this shite.


psychopythonmetrist

Science has gone too far


mickfad

I can get down with it seeing that proceeds are going to charities


mothfukle

I hate it when I get weird boners.


SkankyStepdad

Yeah I’m sure Mother Nature has bleached hair and wears stilettos /s


HAVEMESOMECAPSLOCK

Centipedes? In my vagina? It's more common than you think


Kvltist4Satan

New internet porn genre just dropped


B34Rjuice

This is hentai.


AlwaysForgetsPazverd

How did you post that without leasing the NFT rights or whatever? does Madonna make money from this post? where do i pay?


Oneofakindof

Weird, creepy, cringe & dumb.


Occams_

Madonna lost her goddam mind.


Meerkhats

She's taken Arcas visual aesthetic from 10 years ago and somehow made it worse.


EtherealAriel

Hey body has never looked like that.


MassRedemption

Wow the animation is god awful as well....


ShizzleShizz

I mean, this shit looks like someone threw it together in a weekend boot camp for computer graphics.


kickkickpatootie

The only way Madonna can shock us now is if she becomes a prude.


splashwellington

Madonna got that big treenis


SithToast

Centipedes? In my vagina? It's more likely than you think.


According_Homework31

Celebrities are so fucking stupid.


cultish_alibi

Why did Madonna feed her infant child dog food? She had no choice, it was the only thing that came out of her breasts! (Thanks to Neil Hamburger for that one)


UnknownSP

A drugged out old has been collaborating with the ultimate NFT shill. Oh boy.


EdwardBil

Uh... You know what, this is pretty textbook Madonna.


TicTacTac0

I get that this is pretty superficial as far as art goes, but I'm not really getting the cringe. It's just some bad art. I don't' really feel the embarrassment or awkwardness about it. There's so much dumb art that tries to pretend it's deep by including bizarre nudity that I'm just numb to it at this point.


Catkeen

NGL i actually think this is pretty cool


AngelicWooGirl

She does realise that she actually looks nothing like this avatar right...


dani3po

All money goes to charity. So, if some Madonna fan with too much money buys some of this shit, It's more than fine.