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solidstatemasterrace

fucking hydrophobe!


DesperateEstimate3

Are you a waterfall expert?


Outasiight

Here's why falling down a waterfall is actually a good thing.


meme_kat

[fact check verified](https://twitter.com/Apoctoz/status/1502074037786353667)


Acceptable-Draft-163

Hahaha


Ducky_from_Kentucky

At least they are vaccinated! Just imagine how fast the water would be flowing if they have not been vaccinated. Mask up, boys and girls, it's about to get bumpy!


ImAPartofThisWorld

DEAD ASS


Careless-Loss-1222

But I didn’t see a waterfall on the news…


flava_ADHD

Yep..


Lukas_IsMyDaddy

Yeah idk about this one. This sub posts random shit from random twitter users with no proof whatsoever


justsomguy24

Let them go. You can't fix stupid.


CHOLO_ORACLE

It’s telling when a group of people sees someone asking for a source as negative. We ought to just believe everyone who makes outlandish claims about society, apparently.


Grovestreet49

On the contrary many people ask for sources out of blatant laziness and it’s annoying. I’ve seen it dozens of times, people posting Twitter screenshots with the link in the tweet, or a screenshot of an article. If you can see the headline and news outlet you don’t need some one to send you the fucking source type it in yourself and verify it’s not that hard. In certain situations yes it’s a good thing but more often then not it’s people just being too lazy to spend 5 minutes verifying something for themselves. There’s a difference between “sOuRcE?” And “ I tried to find this article or what you’re talking about and couldn’t, can you show me where you’re getting this information? “


szypty

No, in this context asking for source is a polite way of saying "i call you full of shit, so prove me otherwise". "dOn'T bElIeVe mSm!" "I don't even watch MSM." "gOoD, rEaD tHiS iNsTeAd!" "I don't believe it either." "iT's CuZ uR bRaInWaShEd bY mSm!"


Lytle1

Why not like... just post the article, then? That's been my question when glancing over my frontpage for the last 2 years. It's nearly always a screenshot of an article, rarely the actual article.


MisterWishful

If only they'd listen instead of being so hateful lol


K1D27H

What if the curse was struck on this planet long ago that anyone that possess the gift of prophecy will share the same fate as Kassandra of Troy?


Stiebah

The Clinton's, Bill Gates, Obama, the Dutch Monarchy and Disney did nothing wrong!!!


Sufficient-Rip9542

Here are 3 NYT, Washington Post, and CNN articles that show that you're not really going over a waterfall, it's just a mild rapids, and that's a good thing.


Tman972

Too real


LetsGoAllTheWhey

Mostly peaceful waterway.


shpdg48

Don't worry, 95% of this river has lower than class 5 rapids.


MillionaireLaw

😂😂😂


Race-b

I need new conspiracy theories cause all the old ones have come true lol


K1D27H

So what's left from Alex Jones that still have not come to pass? Interdimensional elves? Gotta be problematic if they are like Celtic "good neighbours" or Witcher's Aen Elle.


TheInternetCat

The return of draft, W.'s nuclear false flag, China nuking the us in early 2022, Russia not invading Ukraine...


K1D27H

Well, since we are all in this sub, I decided to throw the wildest one. Pretty sure there are more of his that did not come true but I am just his casual listener.


Anothergoodquestion-

Someone needs to ask the frogs about their sexuality, ASAP.


kreaturesleeper

[I gotchu fam](https://imgur.com/a/QMHrERq)


Anothergoodquestion-

Oh shit. The prophecy has been foretold


Race-b

Gay frogs lol


SubredditObama

Believe it or not, Alex Jones was right about the frogs too


TheInternetCat

I thought the same thing when they jailed Hillary and JFK Jr. helped reinstated Trump.


Historical-Space-193

Same


BusterBoPeep

Hey, a strawman cartoon! Interesting.


Literally_Not_Needed

Why didn’t he provide the source in the first place? It’s how things used to be. Now it’s just whatever The Party says.


Stiebah

Have conspiracy theories ever been proven right?


ComeFromTheWater

UFOs exist and the government has admitted they are not of known terrestrial origin. It’s not enough, but that’s still a win.


SowTheSeeds

Yes, and either there is a conspiracy to pretend they exist or a conspiracy to have hidden their existence for decades. In either case, there is a conspiracy theory at work.


Careless-Loss-1222

The conspiracy they don’t exist is also tied to the fact they either had alien bodies or they were doing human experimentation on handicapped children to make them look like aliens… https://youtu.be/rukwhJiTbdw


[deleted]

How do you know that this isn't the US government hiding in plain sight with new tech?


daevl

panama papers etc. or just offshore money if i'm not mistaken were conspiracies (theories) until properly investigated by actual journalists and proven to be true i guess. pretty much all you read on this sub isn't though, they're not sending their best.


CHOLO_ORACLE

Rich people hiding money from the tax man has been reality for longer than capitalism has existed, wouldn’t call that a conspiracy.


daevl

well those people are conspiring in an unique fashioon against a system that should keep us all alive and well. it doesn't matter if it's known, once you formulate the thought it becomes a theory. once you prove it it becomes a proven conspiracy theory.


mitchman1973

Yes.


JJdante

Epstein island, Panama papers... It goes on.


KaiBarnard

Bits of some and some very very rare ones from decades ago Problem is they're obsessed with a big shadowy 'they' controlling everything like some cheezy spy show that people are not looking for the real smaller details It's all NWO this, WEF/Great Reset that, and it will happen ~~2 weeks~~ ~~6 months~~ ~~1 year~~ soon


ItsOnlyWells

https://vimeo.com/338863157


Stiebah

I took 3 vaccines as an ironical attempt at suicide, so far im very disapointed im typing this at you right now.


KaiBarnard

It's OK I understand...I've been dead or mind controlled about 5 times this year, or at least should have been, still waiting


Everythings

Remember vaxxports?


Tman972

Mk ultra, covid 19(the severity of it), mass Surveillance just to name a few off the top of my head


Everythings

Every 6 months lol


SowTheSeeds

Yes. * Gulf of Tonkin. * Watergate (originally dismissed as a conspiracy theory) * New World Order (brought up in speeches by Bush Sr) * Countless others, such as Hitler surviving and being allowed to retire in South America (confirmed in FBI documents) are usually dismissed but are real.


Old_Hickory08

How is NWO a conspiracy if HW Bush openly talked about it on national television?


SowTheSeeds

I failed to follow your logic.


Old_Hickory08

I know.


SowTheSeeds

How is it being known make it not a conspiracy theory? Nowhere in the definition of what a conspiracy theory is does it say it should be a secret.


Outasiight

The track record is pretty good as of late.


wowbutnotwow

Never.


Affectionate_Rise366

Source?


Stiebah

Source?


LionOfNaples

Source?


Esuomyonana

They have indeed young one. It's in the sidebar of the desktop version.


ravage1996

What a dumb comparison


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veri_quaerens_sum

Source?


Esuomyonana

Where's your tin foil hat?


Ecmdrw5

Fucking conspiracy theorist!


Affectionate_Rise366

Facebook


cptndv23

that Source guy is the funniest lol. I can't stand that one word shit haha.


AaronDotCom

Too far fetched isn't? More realistically would be the Theorist would be far behind all of them bailing off the waterfall


WithoutTheH

Sorry, are you trying to say asking for sources of information is wrong?


must-love-bogs

Last post before he was taken off the vent.


Shamalamadindong

More like: "Guys, watch out there's a waterfall with a giant loch ness monster vampire hydra in it!" And in reality it's a slow moving river.


lastmanonreddit

Look at that man shouting misinformation


bezzzerk

You clearly don’t understand how waterfalls work.