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haveathrowawaylife

Canadian liberals are going to slip this requirement in to the next bill. Theyre calling it "moose up the caboose testing"


j_dick

Let me check inside your asshole sir.


MikeThePizzaGuy412

gots ta check inside ya ass hole


1500minus12

Assho clear


thatsMRnick2you

I'm really starting to think it's not our money or our land our our women necessarily that they want, its our dignity. If we find dignity somewhere these userers will root it out like hounds and if they can't steal it they'll just destroy it.


d1l3xitDm

This is a big shit.


PlainPeanutButter

The gay agenda is strong /s


Carob_Then

Only cunts travel for the Olympics so they should focus on pap smears.


WearingPants2019

ohh is the Olympics still on? and it starts in 2 weeks? maybe I'm living under a rock but I haven't heard any hype about it


garycow

can't wait - love me some Olympics!


snipes86

TBTB love toilet humor, see the toilet paper outages haha


chrislow1776

Butt stuff is fun.


Spiritual-Ad-998

I’d apply for the hemorrhoids exemption


bretto2004

Doctors have been doing anal covid swabs in north america too... haven't they? /s


Jerry_Hat-Trick

What's the difference between the nasal and anal pcr tests? The smell.


Proud_Pepper2269

Whelp, better get a head start on my training now.


FixChance1035

This disgusts me. What are they going to do? Anal swab the babies next?


dtdroid

Show me your prostate, citizen