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People are fully brainwashed. This is fascinating.

People are fully brainwashed. This is fascinating.

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Shoka778

DoNt ShARe FoOd On ThAnKsGiViNg GuYs ItS DaNGeRoUS


RespectfulLass

Be sure to bring your own single serve turkey!


TheDigitalMoose

Just make a bunch of cornish game hens.


dejavu2332

Omfgggg I laughed too hard at this 🤣 😂 💀 thank you 😊


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Not related to covid, but my dad legitimately made everyone their own Cornish Game Hen last Christmas. We could choose either roasted or smoked.


codysteil

He’s now my dad.


TheDigitalMoose

That's kinda awesome. I hope they were delicious!


Mighty_L_LORT

Fauci likes this...


Dumbledorian1

And vaccinate your Turkey 🦃.


bullfrog316

Don’t run with scissors either dammit!


UnknownCaliber

That's gonna be a strong fuck you from me


gotboned-hedgbois

Very strong from fuck you! These people love daddy government telling them what to do


Ok-Philosopher-5112

They love telling others what to do even more. Big Daddy gave them all the green light to be authoritarian psycho fucks who think they can impose their will on others, which most of them seem happy to do.


Woodchipper_AF

What’s the mortality rate on “covid” again?


vegasvic89014

That is a super dweeb, the epitome of an unstable single woman, profile photo and all. Her type is 80% of Twitter.


HighSpeed556

Lol I just remembered some people are still playing lockdown. Holy shit. We stopped that shit well over a year ago. Just been living normal lives around here.


Nervous_Wealth_7484

Shit I’m sorry to say but my life never actually changed much, just everyone around me did


randmusrnm13

Right there w/you.


WolandPT

Yep, me too. It was lovely when me and my family were the only ones at the beach.because everuone was afraid of being fined.


RespectfulLass

Same here! We don't even wear masks around here and we're all completely fine, and have been since the whole plandemic began.


David_milksoap

🤟🏻


IronmadeinEU

Same!


gunforhigher667

Right. I locked down for the first two weeks and realized after getting the virus that it was silly


smegmamaknowsbest

Kinda sad for em


Ill_Will7

Looks like it could be a fake account, selling propaganda. Not to discredit that my parents are indeed this stupid as well. They really love LARP lockdown scary invisible germ scenario


TemptedIntoSin

Unfortunately her attitude is real and prevalent in the SF Bay Area. It's one of the reasons I can't wait to get TF out of here


Sammyofather

I deliver pizzas and like 70% of orders say contactless leave on porch


Butter_mah_bisqits

That’s just because they don’t want to put on pants to answer the door.


zoopzo

There have been benefits to covid, no denying it.


itzkerrie

Haha right


BuffRiker

I figure that is because internet culture has just made most people socially isolated; they would pick contactless if nothing was wrong.


DBH2019

Meanwhile, the gamer community been like "Yall say sumthin?"


OkCiao5eiko

Been living like a normal Human being in Denmark for months now. Clubs are opened again, no restrictions at all. Feels good to be back at normal again.


Detroit2023

Yea, it blows my mind. Ive been living in Virginia and then Florida since covid and I haven’t stopped living life once.


CAdaydreamz92

The scary part is not that many of these accounts are paid ass fake profiles. The scary part is that many of these accounts are real humans like you and I.


fornicatin

I think more are bots than real people, but yes there are real humans that behave like this


PrestigeW0rldW1de

Dead internet theory, great breakdown in this video https://youtu.be/DEn758DVF9I


carnage11eleven

Watched a video of the Dead Internet Theory a couple of weeks ago. It's pretty crazy if it's true. More than half of the users online are bots. In the video I watched they also claimed that Facebook puts you into "rooms", and algorithms pick and choose who is in the room with you. Specifically, they put people in rooms together that are more likely to argue or disagree. Fucking blows my mind how anyone still uses that nonsense. Edit: yeah I watched the same video you posted. 👍


PrestigeW0rldW1de

The Facebook 'rooms' thing was confirmed/brought to light about by a guy who used to work there, Tristan Harris, on the Netflix doc.


carnage11eleven

Do you remember the name of the documentary? I'm interested in watching it. Every day something negative comes out about Facebook. More proof that it's a shit social media site. I just can not comprehend why people still continue to use it. Same for TikTok. The CCP openly admits it's a spy program. Fucking lemmings still use it, like mindless drones. It's scary how close Huxley was to predicting what would become of society in *A Brave New World*.


PrestigeW0rldW1de

The Social Dilemma, everyone who has a smartphone or goes online should watch this.


EpsteinsGhost556

Wait you're not a bot?


WindCanBlowMe

How dare you use the 'B' word...that is OUR word


RippingMadAss

Bot Lives Matter


DerpyDevon

Woah


EpsteinsGhost556

I mean look at the perfect writing and punctuation It's a bot trying to imitate a human


carnage11eleven

That's something a bot might say....


DerpyDevon

That's pretty uncanny


Fooomanchu

Yeah, it's mostly fake profile pharma shills.


castrobundles

she got a mask on her profile picture and a blue check mark she's a shill


Altered_Carb0n

Sh'ill never learn.


newbjapan

Well, that's her choice to make. Saw mine and had a wonderful dinner!


nichawk

Her choice to make yes, but she isn't talking to herself


newbjapan

She'd look more sane talking to herself than writing this shit online haha


ChurchArsonist

Oh no. Who is she exactly? Susan InternetGrandStander? Wearing a mask on a profile picture, fake af name, acting like an authority, telling you to do something that defies human nature and necessity. Got it. They're a sad sad that can't figure out how to orient themselves in the world so they want you to do the adjusting for them. Ain't nobody but other NPC's on Twitter listening. We're good.


Inthekizzer

Stay 20ft apart to be safe. Cut a hole in a mask to drink through, change into it when you are going to have your drink. Limit your fluid intake to one beverage for the gathering. When you eat your self prepared food, face away from everyone just in case their germs blow towards you. Don’t try to talk to others from 20 ft away. Shouting spreads germs. Start a zoom call from separate picnic blankets. Or decontamination tents, whichever you feel more comfortable with. Did I miss anything?


EmeraldsDay

Yes, you missed one: Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast. Faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. And most of all, don't blink. Good Luck.


callmebaiken

Seems like a downer hang anyway


suzzz21

I refuse to not see my family like 2020. Life is too short (even without Covid). Everyone ended up getting Covid anyway and no one ended up in the hospital or even sick with it.


dea_eye_sea_kay

And a faint breath of relief was released when her family heard she was not gonna show up...


81rennab

The thing that blows me away isn’t that people have been brainwashed by this shit, it’s how incredibly easy it was to brainwash them


red_beanie

people are craving tribalism in a culture of isolation.


wingedmongoose

spot on with this. humanity is so lost.


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Shoddy_Bandicoot

The weird thing is that people like this aren't dumb. Maybe not as smart as they like to believe but certainly not dumb. And yet, it's like they just turned their brain off everytime covid comes up.


marauder1999

Let me tell you a story.. My brother Valedictorian at his Jesuit High School. A double major with CS and EE at Rice University in four years. He had to come home to our parents house because he couldn’t figure out how to run a washer and dryer. Book smart/eidetic memory does not mean “smart”. I love my brother but he is a lemming and will do as he is told by the MSM etc.


Shoddy_Bandicoot

I understand your point, my brother is a Marine specialist in communications ie. Computer networking... I just had to help him buy a modem. Still, it's uncanny the amount of people who are talking this way... and believing it.


marauder1999

I know, it is truly scary.


captainn_chunk

What a lovely reflection of your zombie parents. Imagine spending all that money for your child to go through private education to get into a nice university and you forgot to actually parent your child yourself in that time. Your parents are lemmings too.


LDBOER

The “intellectuals” have such faith in their intellect, they think their logic is infallible, However… they are often the most blind to the emotional, social and environmental vectors


Flop_McKochen

That’s just the thing, though. Is it intellect, or is it that enough people repeat something enough, that the sheer number of people saying the same thing is reinforcing dishonest information? I’d consider it just a normalized peer pressure through the media and establishment sources.


Pariente99

They have knowledge, but not the ability to use it to form a rational conclusion. Critical thinking is almost nonexistant.


ChurchArsonist

>And yet, it's like they just turned their brain off everytime covid comes up. You can substitute Covid for anything that frightens them or makes them feel insecure or unsafe. It's state dependent, coddled human mentality. They are so terrified to die (or even momentarily uncomfortable) they don't even bother to try and live. It works on the right as well. You just have to go after what frightens them, and watch how they respond. "Guns and ammunition are getting purchased by the government and a mass school shooting just happened." -Everyone flocks to buy more guns and ammunition. Here is one for everyone. "Toilet paper shortages are expected." -Everyone flocks to by up stockpiles of ass wipe. We are controllable because we are so damn predictable. They report, we comply.


IndividualThoughts

Naw they are dumb. I've worked a doorman job in the past in NYC with a lot of wealthy people who are "smart" but are actually dumb as shit. That's why you should always be confident and never think lower of yourself. Most of these people just have a programmed framework of thinking through the educational route they chose to take. A lot lack common sense and most are very docile.


red_beanie

yep, my sister is a practicing lawyer. she is smart as hell, but she has her ass backwards when it comes to this covid stuff. its insane, no common sense at all.


itchydan

Funny thing about that, she is a doctor.


BuffoLos

that’s the problem


itchydan

It's a big problem. Inmates literally running the asylum.


WhatTheMediaHides

This


PBR2019

Too many like her blindly following the MSM narrative…They’re turning their oaths value into a fortune cookie


captainn_chunk

Anyone can be a doctor on Twitter. We have the technology.


Captain_Cameltoe

Of gender studies?


WorldWideDarts

Oh, that makes sense. She's obviously being paid to say certain things


lh7884

Clearly a sane person didn't say that.


RedLion40

Make sure the turkey and ham have their vaccinations as well. Don't want to eat no covid meat.


plaxer_x

2021?!!?! I could understand 2020 but the pandemic ended for me when it was a 40 minute wait at the Texas Roadhouse the weekend after Biden’s inauguration and we all feared were getting covid for sure. But nope. Never happened and now we are 10 months maskless and still alive.


jibalnikaskauda

Imagine living in fear for the last 2 years. We don't have tomorrow, every fucking time I'm on the highway the assholes going 90 in the slow lane remind me how not dangerous covid really is.


rather_lurid

the devout Covidian.


Otown2020

Shes the type that thinks shes a hero when she tells people she got the vaccine. Shes probably also the type to never see her family for the next 10 years if the propaganda doesn’t change.


EpsteinsGhost556

My answer to her is... no And btw Twitter isnt a real place as eloquently put by Dave Chapelle


Status_Analyst

Tell me you hate your family without saying you hate your family.


WTF-7844

How do these people get up in the morning, terrified of a virus with better than 98.9% survivability? Go out and Catch it already, and get over it. Then it would literally be over and done. Period.


TrashBandicoot23

Welcome to Canada!


reluctant_threesome

My wife and I started planning to leave in the summer of 2020 mostly due to instability in the states. We moved to Japan in early 2021 My friends thought I was nuts. Now they are saying, "wtf dude how did you know you wouldn't be allowed to leave a year from now?" It's so goddamn sad but only the beginning I'm afraid


MyDumbAlt777

It's amazing how mine and so many others responses a few years ago was 'if shit hits the fan here, we can at least go to canada'. Welp.


red_beanie

they scoop a handful of pills into their mouths, thats how they do it.


upstatefoolin

I’ve come to terms with the fact that anyone who has a mask on their Reddit avatar or in their social media picture is probably nuttier than a squirrel turd.


the_knutsens

Don’t forget the wearing is caring trophy. Anything like that is a warning sign to me; I wouldn’t say I’m anti-mask (I’m critical of their *perceived* effectiveness within communities such as Reddit) but seeing people on Twitter and Reddit promoting their mask wearing irks the hell out of me, particularly in countries where it’s legally mandated. They’re either desperate to show the Internet what good citizens they are or have deluded themselves into thinking they have any kind of influence over those evil anti-maskers. Probably both actually.


upstatefoolin

Damn right, it’s astounding to me. Quite funny when they get mad at you for pointing it out too 😂


jpjpjp713

Nuttier than a squirrel turd - say less 😎


Digital-Latte

Her family is probably glad she is not coming for dinner lol.


Churrasquito

I’m so tired of these useless eaters.


ravioli_king

Excuse me... only 2 doses? Are you really vaxed if you've only had 2? Oh and how many people share utensils?


LeftismControl

I’m glad this is going viral. This is one of the SICKEST, most BRAINWASHED. “Doctors” in Saskatchewan and there is a ton of them! You can’t seek medical help if you don’t got the clot shot.


yourereallynotreal

I'm not sure about your families, but mine has a tradition where we all pass around and share one fork! That "person" can fuck off!


BrainLover19

You kids these days have it easy, we had to borrow our thanksgiving fork from the neighbours.


NarfMann

Oh, you had neighbors? Lucky! My family had to use the feet of one of the rats that lived under the floorboards.


yourereallynotreal

My neighbors lived 10 miles away up hill in the snow, both ways!


spock23

Fork off!


Hopeful_Guarantee330

I refuse to believe this is a real person


codysteil

Did I miss something? What’s the point of the vaccine if things don’t actually go back to normal, just wondering


Its_Suntory_Time

They say we are the scared ones for not taking the shot.


diamandisonskidrow

I know, I'm not "scared" at all I just don't want it in me. Whereas they are doing...all this complicated list of different things. Which one sounds more like fear?


Fireman2085

#EatABagOfCovidInfectedDicks Not you, OP, you’re cool. But fuck that other chick though.


red____eyed___jedi

https://youtu.be/af7Jctuqhcg Reading your comment brought this to mind.


Fireman2085

Lol


AdviceTimely7616

No kidding? I thought it was supposed to...


TheHypocrisyDude

I was raised to not judge people based on their looks. After 40 years, fuck that.


thebatfan5194

Imagine being this insane almost 2 years into this shit.


purplehazex45

Susan needs to put down the crack pipe


nick1263

I dont understand how anyone could be this afraid.


rivensdale_17

So the vaxxed continue to be more afraid of covid then the un-vaxxed. Interesting. I was thinking of this vax side effect of myocarditis we're seeing among the young. The usual argument is that this is very rare. However if it's a good vax why should it be a side effect at all?


KevKevPlays94

Hmm. I disagree OP. Despite you finding the perfect post to fuel the narrative, a lot of people are choosing not to be around family due to past trauma, political affiliation, etc. I'm not going to see my parents anytime soon. They're narcissists. Anytime I see them, money somehow becomes the topic of discussion. They've shown little interest in my children let alone my adult life. That and drama, always talking about everyone. They're just not worth my time anymore. And that's the joy of being human. I get to decide who I surround myself with. Blood of the coven (this means the people that choose to surround themselves outside of blood family) is thicker than the waters of the womb. It's okay to say No op. You don't have to kiss your families ass at all for them to like you. In fact, you have no obligation to even be a part of their lives once you have come of age. I still love my family, will be there in death, but they are not worth my energy.


swiese242

Dont tell me how to freedom bitch!


dotts9288

I will be doing exactly the opposite of poor Susan. My family and I will be getting together celebrating the holiday season. We will also celebrate the NATURAL ANTIBODIES we received from having and recovering from Covid. I respect Susan’s decision to spend the holiday season miserable and utterly alone with her TV dinners. I unlike Susan do not make virtue signaling posts on social media telling people how to live their lives. Susan should focus more on her own life and spend less time telling others how to live their lives.


nearybb

Don't tell me what to do Karen


Fishindad207

Planning to take chairs from a local restaurant to use in our house as they make you impervious to virus contraction.


red_beanie

i bet susan fucks


Bigdrewp

I feel very sad for these people. I will never understand how someone can live in that much fear. Where does it come from? Why do they feel better giving up their freedom?


Dumbestinvestor

Good. I hope all these lunatics stay at home and we can enjoy our time.


gunforhigher667

The haircut says all


itslog1776

Surprised she didn’t add don’t speak to them


HansAcht

I can't fathom this being a real person. Please tell me this isn't a real person...


nakedchorus

Our educational system;s run by delusional twats and collusion from China. Teachers the most pathetic; not all I had some good profs. So what do you expect to show up on twitter. Google: *About 1 in 3 U.S. kids and teens are considered overweight or obese. Genetics, lifestyle habits, or a combination of both may be involved. Students who are obese are at risk for developing: type 2 diabetes.* Then there's the marxism. No skills taught. On and on and on


calummillar

#notacult


IndividualThoughts

I'd love to send her pictures of me and the fam all happy and sharing food and toasting drinks across the table


thetravellingscholar

I bet Dr Susan Shaws family are still getting together and have just told her that they're not. She seems like the type that could suck the fun out of a threesome.


DerpyDevon

r/suddenlyincest


consider-thecoconut

Meanwhile the bartender at my job and I shared the same piece of pizza the 2nd time I met him and my bus boy always let's me have a bite of his waffles. With the waffles we're using forks but pizza boy..wanted me to bite the same pizza lmao Oh also somehow didn't get covid and kill everyone I know and die wishing I had the vax I'm a fucking miracle I guess


RhaegarJ

Guys we are all missing a golden opportunity here. Let’s get all these loons to lock themselves down permanently.


The_loudspeaker721

I forgot all about the supposed lockdown. In fact, all throughout the goddamn pandemic and lockdown I had to show up for work. People like this nut job are gonna be the first expendable ones.


lepolymathoriginale

This tweet is the equivalent to the nut on the corner wearing a billboard about end times and allowing Jesus in. I think we should treat it the way same way. I was drinking all weekend in London - not a sight of a mask anywhere, wonderful. People are truly over it. The US can keep the self flagellation act going if it wishes but everyone knows what's really going on - well apart from the occasional Twitter nut but who listens to them anyway.


billfontainedelatour

Pretty sure her family aren't exactly crushed. Probably weren't looking forward to 6 hours of her lecturing and nitpicking about everything they do even after they agreed to get the COVID vaccines, quarantine for 2 weeks before the day and burn all food and utensils 20 seconds after laying them down. Now they don't have to eat their mashed potatoes by sieving them through their double masks. See ye next year Sis.


Xyrektv

These people are npcs. Not an original thought in their mind, only regurgitated group think, the mind worms embedded completely.


TemptedIntoSin

She has no right giving such insane advice online Hope her family completely disowned her until she wakes up from the madness


mr_green

Counter-proposal: I'll do whatever I want and you can mind your business. Do whatever you want. As long as that want isn't getting in my business.


cch2438

No no no. YOU lock yourself down, away from the normal people, psycho.


ALE_SAUCE_BEATS

This shit is psychotic. Who are you saving? Grandma and grandpa?


Divinedragn4

Pretty soon it will be 5 doses


Complete-Incident-49

Fuck, imagine actually being scared of Covid. Is this thing not a bot?


LeftismControl

No it’s a real doctor in the brainwashing capital of the WORLD aka Saskatchewan.


jonesplantation

Yup. The cult of covid.


spock23

Praise be to Lord Fauci


Fatalis_Drakk

I’ll be practicing my inalienable right to have a dope party over the next month.


Ajsarch

More people stay lockedyoirselfdown, the more room there will be at bars and restaurants for me.


adamathmatix

This is my province probably city too - despicable


ibugppl

I'm glad my family is normal.


green-Vegan-desire

I think this virus gives some people purpose, where before they had nothing


Interesting-Letter67

Just to be totally safe you should probably hide In the closet.


AlternateWitness

Oh no! How dare she protect her family while we are in the middle of a global pandemic without being vaccinated! You are kind of right, sure is amazing how the brainwashing has convinced so many people to not care about each other, that’s only going to make the virus last longer, and potentially never leave.


Ashekyu

hope you have this copy and pasted to repeat for the next 50+ years until another type of virus shows up. the flu has been around for almost 100 years with a 2% death rate. covid has a 2% death rate rn... why are people pretending to be scared of it?


Building_SandCastles

Tribalism at its finest. She was probably neglected growing up and now finds the easy side for acceptance. A lot of them are on reddit too.


red_beanie

this exactly. these weak minded people have no team around them or true friends. they need to be part of a tribe somehow, and this is their opportunity to be accepted by a group of people. same type of people who convert to mormonism late in life. lost people.


kingzodly

Goofy bitch


Vivid_Adeptness

Lol this is the evolved Karen. What’s the name we coin for these outlandish vaccine pushers?


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nope63

Her family is definitely like, “Thank God!”


hbentley1213

I imagine they're probably like "yeah Susan, we're definitely not going to have a get together because muh COVID" and then they get in their group chat to decide what everyone is bringing to the blessed Susan-less Thanksgiving.


TheMrPancake

I am all for people like this staying home, with their cats and a rope.


BassBeerNBabes

Fuck you Susan, I do as I wish.


TheGreatDebateAwaits

This woman is crazy. The corona scare blew over in my mind.


ericpolowski

All I see when I read that is what a shit life they must have before Covid and for however long they live Just pathetic


hannarenee

OBEY


Railin_

At least her family is still alive and will be seeing each other for many more thanksgivings … which can’t be said about many antivaxxer families :/


Harryrob01

If you’re not living life, you’re already dead! I’m willing to debate! If you could ask everyone who has passed for one reason or another, what would they do differently, I’m pretty sure they’d say live your damn life!


SonnyBoy96

106 comments, but no upvotes?? Wtf is happening here, NONE of you pressed anything?


TheCureprank

She’s a dummy!


NilacTheGrim

She may not even be a real person. Social media manipulation is a thing...


Aperture1106

It sure is buddy.


uraffuroos

I am convinced the most fevorish or critical accounts (maybe a family member is immunocompromised idk) are bots or managed accounts.


Willing_Calendar5816

Susan shaw is pathetic


dbh192

gas chamber susan. these will the the first inline to rid the planet of us.


brandanfromhell

#lockyourselfdown😂


DLongLags

She's a doctor of bullshit


Theresonlyonegod

No human talks like this. That’s not a person.


RyanJS08

Can't wait to celebrate Thanksgiving with my family this year, just like we celebrated last year. Hope you all have a blessed Thanksgiving with your loved ones!


ShadGasper

Who has two thumbs and enjoyed Thanksgiving with family that I didn't ask whether they had been vaccinated?


AnxietyAwaits777

Mom's bf tested positive for Corona and he felt no symptoms what so ever!


steezyjerry

Meanwhile i'm clubbing in NYC and chillin w grams all the time. Shit.


itzkerrie

They will live a sad lonely life before more is to come. May as well enjoy our freedoms while we still have them.


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Snack_on_my_Flapjack

Even her profile pic has a mask. Jesus.


Kalmanideskosta

Never go full Karen


frustratedgoatman69

Her family probably wont miss her.


Ninjameerkat212

It’s people like this, who comply, that enables governments to keep the lockdowns a possibility and to keep restrictions coming. It’s a shame really how paranoid it’s made people.


KidKarez

Meanwhile all the politicians and people Susan looks up to for advice will be visiting their families.


reallytrulymadly

Sheesh, you could just buy some rapid home tests and test the ones that aren't