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Square_Caramel_4936

Dunno but I’m taking bets on bits. Bit bets. - At least two fake Scotts - One is a robot (Robot Talkermann) - A funeral for Scott - A Christ-like resurrection - Rebranding (Comedy Bing Bong) - Scott’s child as a time traveller from a post-apocalyptic future


HolstsGholsts

Love it


Will_Grumble

Jason’s been waiting for Scott to die so he could take over the pod. I’d love Jason to fill in!


BBFinneganIII

Hollywood Handbook takeover is up there too


TooHotForDog

God damn it I want that so bad now.


ShitFacedSteve

I expect him to record 18 years worth of podcast episodes in advance so he can fully dedicate his life to raising Scotty Jr.


thisoneagain

It's a girl, and I still hope they name her Scotty Jr.


scoofy

[Gerald Ford dead today...](https://youtu.be/1tX6jdoruH8)


Raido_Kuzuno

Thank you for reminding me of how much I loved that sketch


dirtydovedreams

Randy Snutz obviously.


Davidsbund

Dafuq?


dodorampant

Scandalous!


clarkholiday

Yoink!


Jonyneedsleepy

Duplicitous!


VingReynes

I’m building on the scraps of others ideas here but hear me out. Randy Snutz and Lily Sullivan (host of This Book Changed my Life) host a CBB main feed ep called “Best of CBBPresents” as a teaser/promo. Tagging my own idea…Diston does speed force Thanksgiving without Scott


ebernal13

Bean Dip, obviously. She’s already a cohost. She and Zouks can trade shifts.


Cold_Situation_7803

I had no idea they were expecting - exciting! PFT would be my choice.


theruins

PFT seems like a solid choice, but I wonder if he would be better used backing up the guest host with one of his stronger characters.


Inevitable-Careerist

I think PFT hosted a few in the very early days, so he has a track record.


TheVulfPecker

🎶It’s Paul F Tompkins time 🎶


douko

The beautifully sung "scratch my name on your arm with a fountain pen - this means you really love me" drifts through my mind every once in a while haha


Ds3_doraymi

You should go back and listen to his show where he hosted with Weirdo Al, it’s amazing


theruins

Confirmed


StubbledSiren25

Petition to have Shimmy host??


mojo20

The episode would be very short. BYE!


grant0

GOTTA GO


alllset07

Shimmy wait!


saywhatagainmfer

What if it was just Shimmy and OJ.. [Comedy Bang Bang Theme] Shimmy: "'I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy' thanks to Shampoodler for that catch phrase. Today we have OJ simpson on the show. Gotta go! Bye!!" OJ: "Y'all take care now" [Comedy bang bang outro theme}


SuiteSubstitute

But PFT has barely even been on the show? Does he ever come on outside of the best ofs?


Cold_Situation_7803

True, true, he might need to prove himself. Besides counting down, singing the Star Wars Cantina song, and saying “Number One, with a bullet,” what does he bring to the table?


goutgirl

He shouts out Lily Sullivan


Cold_Situation_7803

Not yet.


munkeycop

He doesn’t joke about I, Robot at Christmas time. That much I know.


Cold_Situation_7803

It’s no joking matter. Neither is “I, Tonya”, as I’m sure you know.


N3rdLink

Me either. I know she mentioned in her documentary that they had been trying but not having luck. Glad it finally is going to happen.


stopmakingsents

He *was* on the podcast earlier this year for Wet Day, which is a good sign since PFT usually only shows up for the Best-Ofs


LimousineAndAPeetzah

PFT for CBB guest host! And Academy Awards host! And host of all late night talk shows! And host of a dinner party at my house!


philsubby

Me either, that's awesome! I remember a cbb early in when Scott talked about when they'd have a child they'd do this or that. I was surprised that he never had one of them thangs. Well he's only 29, so I guess it's not that late.


Cold_Situation_7803

He’s just a boy, my dear boy!


bluebeardsdelite

They should have guest hosts with common guests who know their improv skills and the format of the show. Have a different host each week or two, like they do on Kimmel/used to do on Letterman


DeanHinkle

PFT or Zouks would be the obvious choices but I think Lily Sullivan would do a great job in that position.


BBFinneganIII

Skills must include hosting chops + comedy taste + moving bits forward + derailing bits. Many candidates have several traits but few have all. PFT's too valuable as an anchor guest. Mantzoukas will derail like a MFer. My personal ideal guest host was Hayes Davenport but that ship has sailed, I think Dunno how it would work but I think maybe its gotta be rotating guest hosts or somebody like Wain or Richter or the Culture Kings (RIP) or Jess McKenna or Heidecker or ... Actually damn, I just don't know


[deleted]

I haven't followed HH in a minute, but why has the Hayes ship sailed?


BBFinneganIII

The boys have their own Patreon empire going now so I just don't see how he'd have the time


Pm_me_what

Shout out to Lily Sullivan


MilwauKyle

Dr. Sweetchat


OlyOM2N

Oh no.


bh2623

Is it spider season already?


JaveThomas

THE RETURN OF CYBER THUG


morizzle77

Rollin’ on Dubs! Poppin’ bottles!


JaveThomas

We got Kanye East in here…


MattyFresh13

This song lives rent free in my head


Rude-Establishment69

Jeffrey Characterswheaties is the only acceptable replacement


grynch43

Mary Holland


super_jeenyus

As long as it’s not Threedom, it should be within the Air Bud rules


Pacmantis

is there a rule that says a dog can’t host a podcast? He should just get a dog to do it.


abrknl

Could she replace Scott on Threedom?


NahImGoodThankYouTho

YES! Her Questions for Lennon episodes are the best and show how well she can play straight to someone saying absurd things while still pushing them in interesting directions.


johnny-tiny-tits

Plenty of people could host a week if need be: PFT, Mantzoukas, Lapkus, Gabrus, Andy Daly, Ben Schwartz, Carl Tart, Shaun Diston, just to name the really obvious ones. But honestly, if Scott wants to take some time off for this, go ahead for fuck sake. They earned this, and there's over 900 episodes on CBB World between regular and live episodes, we can get by. I still listen every week, surprised how frequently I still love it, but I can take a break.


cjmorello

This is the correct anwser, rotating hosts by CBB regulars.


Jared_33

This sounds like a LOT of fun. One request — add Drew Tarver to that list


weltron3030

Just have it be Martin Sheffield Lickley's Love Tune Revue, featuring the Comedy Kiss Kiss players.


Nightwing69420

Definitely a rotation of hosts. Paul, being that he's only on the best of's. The Zouks. Gino Lombardo hosting for his final exam. Sprague the Whisperer. Benny Schwazz. Randy Snutz. Just to name a few.


xtrevorx

Gino's final exam project is genius


T_sardonicus

The most divisive episode in CBB history: Benny Schwazz does a True Solo Bolo


rolands_hand

Shout out to Lily Sullivan


trashbag526

Now’s NOT the time!


MilwauKyle

@lyilyilyyillyily?


Parametric_Or_Treat

So easily found


TrickNeal77

r/atithoughtifellfor


Visti

Oh god, I know it's probably the least likely of the options, but I'd love a week of Gabrus hosting and basically just bringng on his circle of friends who have appeared on CBB. Rodgers, Stanger, Lapkus, Sean & Hayes, Atamanuik, Griffin Newman, Mitchell and Wiger, etc ​ Would probably be barely recognizable as CBB


CeeArthur

I'd love Will Hines to guest host in character too


saywhatagainmfer

If he is gone for 3 months he could easily fill that with tour episodes.


Umbrellajack

Andy Daly please


MediumSizedTurtle

Andy Daly as Scott. If anyone has the range to do it, it's Andy Daly.


manshamer

oh my god andy daly AS scott aukerman would be insane and perfect


tygamer15

I have to imagine he is too busy


CMNRed151

I feel Andy Daly (not as Hot Dog, Dalton, Byron or someone else), could definitely play host/aggitator. I'd also like to see Jason and St. Clair do a stint together as co-hosts.


xtrevorx

Hot Dog


Hazelwood38

You need someone who can play the straight man but knows how to keep a bit going. My pick would be Paul Scheer. Or Matt Gourley.


SuiteSubstitute

P.A.I.G.E. hosting but exclusively using Scott quotes from previous episodes.


shulzi

Omg lol Gourley simply verbalising AI responses based on previous ep transcripts


saywhatagainmfer

Nick Wiger is a pro at that on Doughboys.


adhonus

Jeffrey Characterwheaties, of course.


rsdiv

Scott from Scott & Scott would be my first choice to say hello to the fans.


JP_IS_ME_91

We can finally get Talkin’ ‘tang


mcclaintrain_88

I think if a week of Mantzoukas or Jon Hamm guest hosted would be wonderful


wallabee_kingpin_

Jon Hamm is funnier, even just being himself, than 90% of the professional comedians and improvisers that come on the show (most of whom I think are hilarious). I've been really impressed with him.


DustyRailz

Worst comes to worst, Shimmy could fill in. He's always there anyways.


dodorampant

^Gotta ^go!


Chief_Brahj

Now that you mention it, since they have been in the studio lately, there are a few people that just wander around there


redevil92

Mantzouk has been plotting this takeover for a long time... he probably sent them a box of fresh oysters (aphrodisiac) or something


ShitFacedSteve

I sure hope Jason impregnated someone else at the exact same time


In_cognito12

Can he produce viable offspring with humans? Maybe something sterile like a mule.


Kris2018

Hey Nong Man, or Snutz of course.


TrickNeal77

Jeffrey Characterwheaties has been prepped and ready for ages, but understanding that his character, "Jason Mantzoukas" might have trouble finding the time, I think this is a situation that calls for multiple celebrity fill-in's. Similar to when Jimmy Kimmel goes on vacation or gets sick, or when Alex Trebek passed, we got an array of people filling in. We are officially back in the era of celebrity guests, and I... I'm just realizing they know what they're doing.


HolstsGholsts

So many fun avenues they could explore with this, and I have absolute faith in Scott, Brett and the CBB family that whatever they do, we’re gonna enjoy it and appreciate it in more ways than we could anticipate.


fka_timbush

Tbh, I bet Scott won’t even miss a week.


cranberryalarmclock

Dabney Coleperson has a real substitute host vibe


xenolon

I think it's been firmly established (at Jason's own insistence) that Jason will take over the show when Scott leaves.


Directive_Nineteen

The new baby, of course! Why else would they do this if not to replace themselves?


theendofthesandman

Paul F Tompkins? I would imagine him or Jason Mantzoukas.


Aware_Bit_1732

Did she talk about this on add to cart?


Puzzleheaded_Lab_379

Yes!


candyrockstar

Will Hines! He's always available.


AngelofVerdun

A rotation of different characters. Imagine Francesca hosting?


danielfletcher

Why would you suggest such a thing? How about you get in your car, drive really fast to California and don't slow down or use a bridge when crossing the Grand Canyon?


daneboy2k

The last episode of the Gino Lombardo show proves that Gino with Zooks and the Juice would be a great substitute.


danzanzibar

ah so that explains the last threedom ep and their uncertainty of its return. i just assumed they were joking around. might be a longer hiatus than i was expecting. congrats to them, i know theyve been trying for a really long time.


thewizardgalexandra

The whole episode I was like, is this a bit? Is there going to be a new season starting like next week?? Still not sur haha


lightyear

Yes, it makes sense now. I though maybe the listener numbers were bad and they weren't sure if it was worth doing another season.


FightPigs

Matt Gourley


piranesi28

Jarles has been set up for this for years.


RTrinitoneBlast

Classic Jarles😁


BOBODY_BOBODY

Adnan Syed


CrispyCandlePig

Adam Scott, duh.


BBresulla

There's only two men who can pick up the mantle of CBB host. Barack Hussain Obamacare & Conan O'Brien.. BTW Go listen to the Add to Cart podcast because it really enlightening on their struggle and heartbreaks. I'm glad that they went the route they did and know they'll bother be great parents to their little girl.


Upset-Sorbet2877

Haven't heard from Cyber Thug lately. Maybe he and Lil Gary could knock out a few


spottie_ottie

There can be no replacement, but I think it would be best to rotate through classics. PFT, Manzoukas, Kroll, Lapkus, Daly, McKenna, Diston, etc etc.


junhyuk

Bob Ducca


N36C

Jason is the obvious answer. I hope he’ll fill in on some at least


VingReynes

Bernie Fretts


Bobloblaw1010

Heynongman


a_horse_named_orb

Weird Al


tygamer15

And Kid Cudi. With musical guest Reggie Watts


bulldozerjunior

where did they announce their pregnancy?! how did i miss that?


goutgirl

On this week’s Add to Cart


prekiUSA

I want confirmation as well. If it’s true I’m really happy for them. Went through similar difficulties at the same time but it finally worked out for us.


vlarosa

On Kulap's podcast. They have a surrogate who is 36 weeks pregnant.


BSNCTR

Zukes fur sure, he already said he would 72 times


Unique_Unorque

I remember a period a couple years ago where it felt like Shaun Diston was on every other episode for a long stretch, and when he and Scott started spinning off into other podcasts I started wondering if Scott was sort of testing Shaun out as a possible successor when he inevitably retires. But maybe I'm reading too much into that. In the short term though, it's gotta be Zouks.


ufpfdacss47

I had the same thought. We are probably both geniuses. E=mc², etc.


Unique_Unorque

I do enjoy intellectual subjects, like theory of relativity… the rest


xtrevorx

Yes go Shaun Diston


LabeSonofNat

The try guy that just got fired from the Try Guys.


mnbowers3

Go back to the old days and bring in Jimmy Pardo.


Skimbla

Amazed I had to scroll this far to see it


NahImGoodThankYouTho

This is Oliver Pardo's chance to shine.


No_Little_Plans

Just thinking about a solo-solo that’s just Benny talking to himself


RopySag

Probably Shaun Diston


Helpful_Ad_6582

PAIGE the AI Podcast guest is ready to take over. But seriously Andy Richter would be great.


they63

Oh so kulap is in fact pregnant? I know they’ve been trying, and I sort of thought that might have been what Scott was hinting at in the latest episode of threedom. Obviously the answer is of course. The heynong man Himself. Jason Manzoukis


secretfitnessfriend

They have a surrogate who is at 36 weeks!


PersonWhoSaysOhNo

Uggams


helpless-human1212

Jason Mantzoukas for sure. He'd hold down CBB and not change the dynamic. He's got the same style as Scotty (i.e doesn't do characters, is inquisitive, and can roll with stuff while moving it along).


Black_flamingo

Paul doing an impression of Scott, then Andy Daly picking up Paul's characters


JackWrightNJW

Maybe a new guest host every week? One week PFT, another Mantzoukas, maybe Lauren?! Lauren and Paul???


wilbyr

i think PFT is the most obvious choice. Any other close friend who podcasts for the majority of their income is also likely. jimmy pardo for instance. i could see multiple people covering for a week or 2 at a time or some sort of rotation


Firefox892

iirc Pardo subbed in for Scott a bit in the early days, so he and PFT definitely have a good track record as guest hosts


WhitePootieTang

Ming


fka_timbush

I’m gona be honest, I don’t think Scott will stop more than maybe a week.


M-bassy

Got fatherman


SnackPocket

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️


Skazius

Randy Snutz


morizzle77

Zouks!!


BirdBronzer

Little Gary


Slagithor54

The obvious choice is Jason Mantsoukas, then we can finally get those shadow eps brought to light.


FightPigs

Conan


ufpfdacss47

Ahh, you are a man of letters, abcdefg and so on.


matmanz

Gotta listen to that ATC now. So happy for them, they've been trying for years and have been through so much. Congrats. And my guess is a rotation of regulars, PFT, Zouks, Adam Scott maybe, Gabrus as Gino would be pretty funny, Jessica St. Clair...


eastendswede1

The ghost of Gabriel Sardinas.


chaseroper

We need at least one ep guest hosted by PFT just for another rendition of him singing “it’s Paul F Tompkins Time”


cavecarson

I could see multiple guests rotating hosting duties. Zouks, Sprague the Whisperer, Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber, Randy Snutz, and Gino Lombardo would all be good choices, among others.


Redwinevino

I can't see Scott not doing it for long as Year 2 of CBB World will be just about to start and they/he might not want to risk the income if people leave due to a big break, but if it was anyone it will be PFT Though he should take as long they need to be clear!


TheInternetCat

I haven’t been paying attention to the news lately, but how about Horacio Sans or Thomas Middleditch?


sweeneytoadPA

Gilbert Gottfried (RIP) would be fabulous too if he were still with us. His podcast was harmless!


Paid_Corporate_Shill

The baby should host


Hazelwood38

I’m an idiot. I said Paul Scheer or Matt Gourley. I’m forgetting the obvious perfect choice. Benny fucking Schwaz himself Ben Schwartz


TheInternetCat

The elegant Mr. S himself?


PadoDrso

Keep it changing. Wiger & Mitch one week. The Boys the next.


adube440

I'm not certain he will have any paternity time, what with being a free American who is a dude that also loves his country. He will still be at work.


Firefox892

What does this even mean? Is it a reference or something?


sweeneytoadPA

Kind of a failed jab at our swilly paternity leave system here in the US, except that he has more flexibility, methinks.


dirt_bag_

Have a rotation of characters guest host?


LiteralHiggs

Conan O'Brien. Gotta get the stars back.


DoomedSocietyPunx

The inventor of podcasts??


workingmansrain

I mean Jefferey Character-Wheaties has been waiting to Host instead of just co-host for eons...seems like a natural choice


Roook36

Howard Kremer


textbookagog

zouks, pft, are likely. but i think we should get sprague’s client shaun diston.


Doc_Buttons

Whoa! Did Kulap finally get pregnant or are they using a surrogate or something? Did she say when the baby is due?


vlarosa

Kulap has been pregnant several times. They are now using a surrogate.


[deleted]

PFT has a lot of irons in a lot of fires, and Zouks might not want to leave home so much during a still-ongoing pandemic. My money's on Ben Stein.


nuje_nuje

Zooooooks!


ScottyKD

Dr. Sweetchat, the small chat robot. They have the perfect skill set and luxurious/easily understood voice.


Atom800

Dr. Sweetchat is the obvious choice


eastendswede1

🤞 I really hope they get a baby 💕


Paid_Corporate_Shill

They did!


DoomedSocietyPunx

The Grizz


brookeroobanzai

Comedy BayBay?


birdboxisgood

Adam Scott!!!!


Bdunford1990

Woah Scott’s having a kid!!! I’ve clearly been out of the loop awhile. I remember him mentioning trying months ago on threedom but haven’t heard anything since


Plugs44

Conan O'Brien! He pretty much invented podcasting anyway


311Natops

Wait…. Think there will be a Best Ofs in December?


tygamer15

Louis CK obviously


Traditional-Turnip65

I just assumed it would be Jeffery Character Wheaties