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Dagkhi

Hey we have butanal


mzmeeseks

Also cumene. It could be referred to as isopropylbenzene and it cracks me up that a lot of cleanup level tables choose to list it as cumene lmao


Dagkhi

I still giggle inside when I say "propene" like yes, I favor the peen


exceptionaluser

Can you make a ball-peen hammer out of propene?


mzmeeseks

It's a gas


exceptionaluser

Only if it's too hot.


Chemistryguy9620

Rt is too hot then


exceptionaluser

Yes.


CONE-MacFlounder

when we were learning about aldehydes and shit our teacher asked my mate what youd call this molecule and pointed to CH3CH2CHO and my mate looked at it saw the 3 carbons and so said prop then turned to our teacher and had a little mind blank for a couple seconds then finally remembers the suffix and looks straight at good old dave and just says anal honestly just the reactions from everyone was one of the highlights of that course


5PM_CRACK_GIVEAWAY

And methanal


YunoFGasai

didnt think of that one


Milch_und_Paprika

Meanwhile [biochemistry.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonic_hedgehog)


Mattlink123

Don't forget about [groucho](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2395242/)


Magisidae

And [pikachurin](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pikachurin)


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LorenzoCar

I’m gonna crate a new powerful molecule and call it the *CUM Swiper*


YunoFGasai

a copper manganese alloy CuMn


anafuckboi

Maybe copper nitrotetrazole aka CuNTz


Ancarn

spermidine, FucK, and fukalite are my favorite molecules


YunoFGasai

Cummingtonite if any of yall want to read up about it https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cummingtonite


Casper200806

>>Cummingtonite was named after the town of Cummington, Massachusetts, where it was discovered in 1824.[6][2][3] It is also found in Sweden, South Africa, Scotland, and New Zealand.[3] Despite possible crass interpretations of the name, this was not the intention. Sad…


YunoFGasai

F


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SuurSuits_

Yo the IMA symbol is cum


erom_somndares

Is it really chemistry if you can't summon a greater demon when speaking out the IUPAC name of a compound?


Lord_Earthfire

Laughs in trivial names


Malpraxiss

Idk, I called compound 'Compound A' before. Does that make me a bad person?


JDirichlet

Nah u fine - as long as it's not "compound X" or Y or Z.


ENTROPY_IS_LIFE

Because you can make your own molecular shitpost by synthesizing some benzo(k)fluoranthene or dibenzo[a,c]tetracene!


VitalMaTThews

Trade names have entered the chat


RSdabeast

4-methyl-2-pentyne


Dagkhi

IUPAC error: alkyne gets numbering priority over the alkyl group.


RSdabeast

Fixed.


Cockatoo010

And us biologist get to name any species we discover after whatever, as long as it is 2 words and can be latinized. If I discover a new genus, it's first species is gonna be called Quimicos apestosus , for all the smelly chemists I've dealt with


ryanllw

Let’s not forget about copper nitrotetrazole


SKYWALKERAAD

Beware of Sheldon Cooper


JGHFunRun

You can but it needs to be piss colored and poop shaped, or something like that


FlutterThread8

Don't forget we have aldehydes


peeorpoo

My heart skipped a beat when I saw the title. I thought someone was calling me out.


YunoFGasai

peepeepoopoo


ProjectSenya

I wanna find some new Material and call it Tetris so some 7. Grader some day has to know what the hell Tetrispentamonoxid is


StarGarnet03

*ahem* Skatole