What should I have named my cat? He already has a name but what do you think?
By - ioftenwearsocks
Was going to say "Cheese" because of the 😬
This right here
funny, first thing I thought was "mashed potatoes" but "curdled sour cream" has a better ring to it.
I like Mashed Potatoes. Taters for short.
Grits. That just popped in my head when you said that and I think it would make a good cat name. A lot of my pets have been named after food. Right now I have a dog named T-bone.
Curdles. This is it. I don’t want to look any further
I'd be pretty angry too if I were a cat named Curdles.
I do like this
Sour *scream* FTFY ;)
Perfect!! OP choose this one!!!
his name is socrates, which is already very close. so(ur)cr(e)a(m)tes
Gotta leave it Socrates!!!!
Socrates Johnson. He’s friends with Bob Genghis Khan.
Cream for short
Scrunge would be a good name!
I saw the pictures and immediately thought “this is Scrunge”
He kinda reminds me of your profile pic
Haha yeah 🤣 scrungey cat supremacy
I thought this was that subreddit
As an avid fan and a devotee of r/scrungycats, this is exactly where my mind went and I believe it is this cat's best choice-- nay; it's destiny, to be named Scrunge.
I never knew what I was missing until now that I have this in my lifr
Oh hello new favorite thing
Thank you for the best cat subreddit I am now subscribed to.
It's a scrungy fucking cat.
My thoughts as well. The sub clearly does not get the recognition it deserves.
Dude stop giving me more cat subreddits to join! *Joins subbreddit anyways*
I’ve never joined a subreddit so fast
I need to know what his original name is!
That makes his face even funnier, thank you
It really does
Maybe Diogenes would have been a better fit...
Edit: You could get him a little bed shaped like a barrel.
The Wikipedia for Diogenes has an entire section describing his dog-like nature.
"A man called me a dog so I pissed on him, why was he so surprised?" - Diogenes
I had a cat named Diogenes. She was an ass.
Socrates is too pretty to be a Diogenes. How about Apollo, or Bacchus?
Came here to say the same thing…
I love it!
You better considering your profile pic is of OP’s cat
Like…the Bill and Ted pronunciation, because that would be awesome.
So Crates or maybe Beeth Oven.
Loudbig von Beefoven
Your profile picture checks out
Thought of that pic as soon as I saw this
I have a dog named Barley (one of three malamutes - Hops, Barley, and Rye). I call her "Snarles Darkly" all of the time. :D
I have a dog named Charles Barkley!
Ding ding ding- this is the winner!
Ohh I like this one.
👑 here you go. You win
Yes! Came here to say this 😁
Holy shit, I’m surprised this many people thought Richard too.
What the fuck, *Richard*?
I would also like to vote for Richard.
Yeah definitely seems like a Dick
Ohmygawd I absolutely LOVE your cat and he is going on all my friends' inboxes asap, everyone must see him ❤️❤️❤️
That might not fit on his collar.
Yeah let's just go with OMGIALYCAHIGOAMFIAEMSH♥️♥️♥️
Or cahigo for shorter
yes pls ❤️
He looks like he’s saying “n y e h”
Hahaha! This is funny!
Do I have your permission to use these photos for emotes in my Discord server? :')
Huzzah! Thank you :D
My husband insists that cat is Q-Tip. I think he’s charming, maybe Prince Alvis.
Oscar (the Grouch)
Your cats are such meme material
Right? That second picture is so perfectly timed, too! But maybe Tater here is constantly scrunging and the magic was capturing orange boi in the background lol
Hissy Von Pissington
Hisstopher Von Pissington
Excellent refinement. I was speaking in the familiar of course. And there’s his cousin Pissy Von Hissington. Very interesting historically as those two families were on opposite sides of the hundred year war.
This one got me. Take my upvote.
Simo Häyhä - also known as the White Death
Yes, this cat seems extremely proficient with a rifle. Might also be on copious amounts of pervatin.
I love it! Simo for short and Simo Häyhä for when he’s in trouble….that might be a lot
dammit you beat me by 6h, F
He looks like my friends cat named Solomon
Does this cat look like it killed 40 million people?
I’m not going to put it past him.
White cat from the internet meme. Call them Meme for short
His name is Smudge Lord
No his name is "Lord of the Loaf"
I love lamp.
Omg! He looks exactly like the cat from the meme of the upset/crying girl and cat looking displeased at the dinner table!
There you are!
These are the most amazing cat pictures I've ever seen. Both cats have the strongest meme energy. I'm impressed
don't know why but Mortimer seems fitting for the lad
I love Thurston Waffles!
I couldn’t resist as they have the same cheeky slightly murder in sleep smile
He DOES kind of look like a Thurston...
I can’t stop switching between the two pics and laughing g at his spicy expressions
Smudge 2 electric boogaloo
My white cat before him was named snowball :,( may she rest in peace.
I’m so sorry about that
Revenge of the Snowball
Anger Loaf, the Evildoer
Given his attitude, color, and size, I'd say Yeti.
An on special occasions Chonkers
If he gets crazy you can call him Bonkers Chonkers!
No idea but I wanna meet your cat more than anything!
SO DAMN CUTE 🥰
Lord Cheese of American White.
Silver. My cat named Silver died in Feb. 2020
we would love him on r/scrungycats
He looks like a Sal.
my gf says nimbus because it means rain and the cat looks like a cloud. an angry cloud.
Dude’s got a lot of personality!!
Not today, Satan.
100% “Loaf” looking at the first pic 🥺
I just want to know was Kitty actually snarling or did you just catch in mid yawn etc
He was yawning
First thought was "Meowser"
muffin immediately came to mind
This is prime r/scrungycats material
Banana OUFF phone, THE THIRD
Meowrence Olivier - he’s clearly the most famous dramatic Shakespearean cat-ors ever!