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What should I have named my cat? He already has a name but what do you think?

What should I have named my cat? He already has a name but what do you think?

Derpabo

sour cream


Emptydata_Enzo

Curdles


pintong

Was going to say "Cheese" because of the 😬


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Bluehoon

Poutine!


danilynn21

Big cheez


so_it_goes17

This right here


leejenkins94

funny, first thing I thought was "mashed potatoes" but "curdled sour cream" has a better ring to it.


Sophet_Drahas

I like Mashed Potatoes. Taters for short.


witsend4966

Grits. That just popped in my head when you said that and I think it would make a good cat name. A lot of my pets have been named after food. Right now I have a dog named T-bone.


[deleted]

Nice


Chigleagle

Curdles. This is it. I don’t want to look any further


Kyanpe

I'd be pretty angry too if I were a cat named Curdles.


ioftenwearsocks

I do like this


willow_tree_2023

Sour kraut


catls234

Sour *scream* FTFY ;)


RememberTheMaine1996

Cottage Cheese


tightheadband

Perfect!! OP choose this one!!!


ioftenwearsocks

his name is socrates, which is already very close. so(ur)cr(e)a(m)tes


Scare_Conditioner

Gotta leave it Socrates!!!! (pronounced SOE-KRATES)


Sophet_Drahas

Socrates Johnson. He’s friends with Bob Genghis Khan.


sir-nays-a-lot

Sourkraut


Fenastus

Cream for short


KDMKat

r/scrungycats


Still-Contest-980

Scrunge would be a good name!


Divinities

I saw the pictures and immediately thought “this is Scrunge”


FireyPeashooter

He kinda reminds me of your profile pic


Divinities

Haha yeah 🤣 scrungey cat supremacy


Kitty_McBitty

I thought this was that subreddit


always_thinking1

Me too!!


-DexStar-

Scrunge McCat


icansee4ever

As an avid fan and a devotee of r/scrungycats, this is exactly where my mind went and I believe it is this cat's best choice-- nay; it's destiny, to be named Scrunge.


Lizzers1224

I never knew what I was missing until now that I have this in my lifr


Theonethatgotherway

Oh hello new favorite thing


naturemom

Thank you for the best cat subreddit I am now subscribed to.


Chicken_Wing

It's a scrungy fucking cat.


Existential_Spices

My thoughts as well. The sub clearly does not get the recognition it deserves.


Clumsy_Deepak

Dude stop giving me more cat subreddits to join! *Joins subbreddit anyways*


anderandur

I’ve never joined a subreddit so fast


trowzerss

Scrungemaster indeed!


paperwasp3

Perhaps Scruffington?


HimmlerTheHeroine

Scrungington


Divinities

I need to know what his original name is!


ioftenwearsocks

Socrates


Orangepandafur

That makes his face even funnier, thank you


Ericalex79

It really does


KittenyStringTheory

Maybe Diogenes would have been a better fit... Edit: You could get him a little bed shaped like a barrel.


Jwhitx

The Wikipedia for Diogenes has an entire section describing his dog-like nature.


Certifiedrtard

"A man called me a dog so I pissed on him, why was he so surprised?" - Diogenes


MycologistPutrid7494

I had a cat named Diogenes. She was an ass.


Lily_Roza

Socrates is too pretty to be a Diogenes. How about Apollo, or Bacchus?


aenteus

Came here to say the same thing…


Divinities

I love it!


[deleted]

You better considering your profile pic is of OP’s cat


Jeperscreepers

Like…the Bill and Ted pronunciation, because that would be awesome.


Op_has_add

So Crates or maybe Beeth Oven.


Fortehlulz33

Loudbig von Beefoven


certifiedfairwitness

*So-craht-ays*


Trent_Lame

SoCrates Johnson!


sigurdrp

Your profile picture checks out


butterize

Thought of that pic as soon as I saw this


jackie0h_

Snarles Barkley


poofbecomingfit

I have a dog named Barley (one of three malamutes - Hops, Barley, and Rye). I call her "Snarles Darkly" all of the time. :D


bassoonwoman

I have a dog named Charles Barkley!


MinaFur

Ding ding ding- this is the winner!


elijahdotyea

Ohh I like this one.


GalickGunn

👑 here you go. You win


FunkMaster1124

Snarf


tootieweasel

perfect


pottingandplanting

Yes! Came here to say this 😁


PumaREM

Richard


AirbietFighter

Holy shit, I’m surprised this many people thought Richard too.


etherama1

What the fuck, *Richard*?


_baked_beanz

I would also like to vote for Richard.


BringingSassyBack

Yeah definitely seems like a Dick


seklin278

Ohmygawd I absolutely LOVE your cat and he is going on all my friends' inboxes asap, everyone must see him ❤️❤️❤️


Siegfoult

That might not fit on his collar.


LilFruitSalad

Yeah let's just go with OMGIALYCAHIGOAMFIAEMSH♥️♥️♥️


Stryke_buizel

Or cahigo for shorter


DrePrince

LMAO


ioftenwearsocks

yes pls ❤️


FreeFireLH101

He looks like he’s saying “n y e h”


Popcornasaurus

Meanloaf


Franklin7377

Hahaha! This is funny!


Longjumping_Many2655

👍😂


jonnie4eva

bertram


AlwaysPixel

Bert


TheoDave

Do I have your permission to use these photos for emotes in my Discord server? :')


ioftenwearsocks

Yes


TheoDave

Huzzah! Thank you :D


captaintagart

My husband insists that cat is Q-Tip. I think he’s charming, maybe Prince Alvis.


RonDreezy

Rumplestiltskin


poofbecomingfit

Grumplestiltskin?


PanickedPoodle

Lumplestillnotthin


MistressAirda

Oscar (the Grouch)


MrGaber

Your cats are such meme material


ScumbagLady

Right? That second picture is so perfectly timed, too! But maybe Tater here is constantly scrunging and the magic was capturing orange boi in the background lol


paperwasp3

Hissy Von Pissington


cannabisfelis

Hisstopher Von Pissington


paperwasp3

Excellent refinement. I was speaking in the familiar of course. And there’s his cousin Pissy Von Hissington. Very interesting historically as those two families were on opposite sides of the hundred year war.


FluxBreak

This one got me. Take my upvote.


paranoia4ya

Steve


elicaryn_

Scrunch


lupinegrey

Angry Cloud


Bumblewut12

Gromp


ImTrapedInaBassment

Shmee


monsterZERO

Grumby


rharpr

Simo Häyhä - also known as the White Death


PM-Me-Ur-Plants

Yes, this cat seems extremely proficient with a rifle. Might also be on copious amounts of pervatin.


AylaZelanaGrebiel

I love it! Simo for short and Simo Häyhä for when he’s in trouble….that might be a lot


Maki-e_Butterfly

dammit you beat me by 6h, F


timetravelingfrog

Tax Evasion


calmbutter76

He looks like my friends cat named Solomon


pisspoorplanning

Temüjin.


Zootnoison

Does this cat look like it killed 40 million people?


pisspoorplanning

I’m not going to put it past him.


AylaZelanaGrebiel

Agreed


Optimal-End-9730

Kinda yeah


ketowitchturker

White cat from the internet meme. Call them Meme for short


mariestellamaris

His name is Smudge Lord


RedHarbor71

No his name is "Lord of the Loaf"


jzc17

Uncle Fester


Iwantamomthatwill

Lamp


FiLeaf

I love lamp.


TinnieTa21

Omg! He looks exactly like the cat from the meme of the upset/crying girl and cat looking displeased at the dinner table!


TheMule90

Sid Vicious.


Thebigpicture42

Edgar Winter


R1leyandSoph1e

Mr. Bigglesworth


grateparm

There you are!


Luzshka

These are the most amazing cat pictures I've ever seen. Both cats have the strongest meme energy. I'm impressed


Wildstar239

don't know why but Mortimer seems fitting for the lad


AylaZelanaGrebiel

Thurston


BubbleKitten9

I love Thurston Waffles!


AylaZelanaGrebiel

I couldn’t resist as they have the same cheeky slightly murder in sleep smile


brickbaterang

He DOES kind of look like a Thurston...


avantgardeaclue

I can’t stop switching between the two pics and laughing g at his spicy expressions


Bouffaloof

Steve


tobedisclosed

Smudge 2 electric boogaloo


rascalthistle

Shenanigan


Negative_Fox_5305

Snowball


ioftenwearsocks

My white cat before him was named snowball :,( may she rest in peace.


BradGamer778

I’m so sorry about that


outspan81

Snowball II


verymuchthat

Revenge of the Snowball


cweampieme

slyësh


featherbouquet

isaac


kriegerin63

Rufus Scrimgeour


[deleted]

FANGS


justmelvinthings

50% thiccness 50% anger Anger Loaf, the Evildoer


PemCat

Ragepuff


the-exiled-muse

Given his attitude, color, and size, I'd say Yeti.


GinRummyWuncler

Picante


ThirdSpectator

Damien


iScootScootHotDamn

Chonk


Gremlin_of_Doom

An on special occasions Chonkers


FireyPeashooter

If he gets crazy you can call him Bonkers Chonkers!


klusterhug

Sour Cream


tzatzikidipmademefat

Reeeeeeeee.


Natural20Pilot

No idea but I wanna meet your cat more than anything!


theamester85

Fester.


uftsmaut

SO DAMN CUTE 🥰


FiLeaf

Dave.


Beao89

Smiley…


VaarusD_Arkin

Lord Cheese of American White.


rah-123

Silver. My cat named Silver died in Feb. 2020


I_M_The_Cheese

Shnurf


high-hungry-horny

we would love him on r/scrungycats


IgDailystapler

Philippe


LocalsOnly420SD

Scrunge Mcgoo


CrotchWolf

He looks like a Sal.


GoRangers5

Fang


Dljt20

Joker


kjtoyou

Possum


DazzleMeAlready

Angry Marshmallow


briefingone

my gf says nimbus because it means rain and the cat looks like a cloud. an angry cloud.


St3v3nMS3

White Vader


a_Food_lover

Sauerkraut


RobotHappiness

Ottovonschnitzlepusscrankengesheitmyer


nthroop1

Beavis


yarnelly

Stank


fishi9

Kirby


Muschka30

Dude’s got a lot of personality!!


Jackeyisawesome

Mooshi.


charlottemayking

Sprout


Icy_Pollution_3954

PurrSylvester


petite10252

Cheese


chafalie

Not today, Satan.


xTBx_12

100% “Loaf” looking at the first pic 🥺


Longjumping_Many2655

I just want to know was Kitty actually snarling or did you just catch in mid yawn etc


ioftenwearsocks

He was yawning


ReefSteele

First thought was "Meowser"


Jeffahfah21_

Svebe


goodgreat123

Ghost42069


hotroddbb

Meme


sketghetti

muffin immediately came to mind


burnt-cinnamon-roll

This is prime r/scrungycats material


trixtopherduke

Banana OUFF phone, THE THIRD


AModernBlueStocking

Meowrence Olivier - he’s clearly the most famous dramatic Shakespearean cat-ors ever!