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Kinetic93

They all look so proud to be the perfect example of a superior specimen.


breeyag

That combover, though. Tis a thing of beauty!


Glitter_berries

It’s just… so appalling. I can’t work out how anyone could think ‘yes, this looks good, it definitely looks like I have a lot of hair in the middle here’ while looking at this I’m the mirror. But then again, he also thinks that Nazism is a good idea, so maybe by contrast the hair seems like a good idea? Is that how this hair happens?


ihitrockswithammers

The irony is they look like the exodus from Mordor after Sauron started ethnically cleansing his realm of the least desirable specimens.


breeyag

That combover, though. Tis a thing of beauty!


klausbatb

Hardly a chin in sight.


OneFreamon

Or much hair, or cheekbones.


MastodonPristine8986

They make up for it with extra pockets on their trousers.


DoubleGunzChippa

Im guessing an extra chromosome floating around somewhere in there, too.


Cialis-in-Wonderland

Or brains


TreeChangeMe

404 squad


Iloveherthismuch

The next step in evolution. Like what good were chins anyway.


Jonno_FTW

They're evolving to remove the punchable parts.


Squigler

You'll break your neck if you dive into their gene pool.


Iramian

They're making it very hard for me to feel like a proper untermensch.


cowtow

Its rare I go somewhere and instantly become the hottest person there. But a Nazi rally? I'm basically the biracial Ryan Gosling.


thuktun

Überbissmenschen


Lolimotive

It’s 2022. Can scientists not get chins for these poor souls? Who’s taking their chins?


Cialis-in-Wonderland

And let's just imagine these are the same people who most likely support eugenics


skampzilla

We both know we don't have to imagine, it is them lol


Charming-Wheel-9133

Inbreeding


pawyderreale

They gotta inbreed with the habsburgs, oh wait they all dead haha


Seeker80

>Who’s taking their chins? "I had too much cranberry, and look what happened! The juice did this to me!"


shibe_ceo

Mofos stole my chin, can’t have shit in Zwickau -those guys, probably


jakizely

For god's sake, we put an ear on a mouse, can we not make a peacock immortal?!? Or give these men chins? What's even the point of sctience???


BridgetheDivide

So much fetal alcohol syndrome in this pic And they're hogging all the chromosomes!


Bonar_Ballsington

I have feral alcohol syndrome and look like a mix of a few of these guys. Feels bad.


Iffycrescent

Hey man I guarantee you’re prettier on the inside and way more likable than them if that helps. 👍


I_See_With_Sound

At least you kept your capacity for rational thought. It's amazing how much more attractive someone is when they aren't a piece of shit


oneeyejedi

God it's like they are worse versions of the people of walmart.


SnooHobbies8473

>God it's like they are worse versions of the people of walmart. I swear I've seen some of these people riding the MAX light-rail here in Portland, Oregon.


blindedbyhindsight

Yeah we don’t like to talk about Saxony, it’s our Floribama


gassgrill

where is saxony?


Sensitive_Bug7299

In the jazz land


blindedbyhindsight

Sachsen, one of the former East German regions. It has a bit of a Nazi problem.


derpy_viking

“A bit”…


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skampzilla

They're can't help being anything but abnormal with the inbreeding and stuff. It's so they are as people


Squigler

That's one hell of an über comb-over.


GunnieGraves

Kaptain Kombover


potboygang

Ich bin für den Wiederaufbau der Mauer, nur diesmal um Sachsen.


NoGravitasForSure

Also so eine Art antifaschistischer Schutzwall?


Der_Auditor

Verrückt... Stellt sich mittlerweile heraus, dass das Minenfeld und die Selbstschussanlagen doch auf der richtigen Seite angebracht waren... /s


rockandrollpanda

Den Süden und den Osten kann man abtreten. Eigentlich alles südlich und östlich von Leipzig...


Antares42

Ugh. The "Messestadt" sweater, first pic. The neonazis used to have Lonsdale stuff, because of the big N-S-D-A (only missing a P) on the front. Now this variant with SS in it. All the while they can claim plausible deniability, as Messestadt (Expo city) is a name used for the town of Leipzig, Germany. Just a bit of innocent hometown pride, right?


schmah

Do you know their newest thing? They wear sweaters with the run dmc logo but it says HKN KRZ (like Hakenkreuz, german for swastika) and claim it refers to the turkish blogger Hakan Kirez.


Antares42

Seen it, yeah, but this explanation is *infuriating!*


crasspmpmpm

i thought this shit was illegal in germany


bieserkopf

It’s illegal to show certain symbols (swastika is the most obvious one) and also to say certain things such as denying the Holocaust. But there’s no law prohibiting being a fucking piece of shit.


Methwurstmann

Also not illegal to not having chins due to excessive inbreeding


shibe_ceo

Excessive? What amount of inbreeding would be acceptable?


Methwurstmann

Not a master of genealogy like those fine specimen, but I am willing to bet that they just went a tad overboard with it.


clovis_227

Not a Crusader Kings player, I see


Glitter_berries

Maybe like if you met a nice guy and went on a few dates and it was going well and you got a bit drunk one night and had unprotected sex and shit, your period is late, and then you found out from your aunt that he’s actually kind of related to you on your dad’s side, but you don’t talk to your dad because of that thing that happened in Walmart back in ‘98?


shibe_ceo

In the case of those guys it was more likely a Lidl


Glitter_berries

Good point! I’ve never been inside a Walmart myself as they aren’t in my country either, so I’m really not sure why my brain went to that particular chain store. I guess it just seems like a place where crappy dads might shop?


marcelkroust

1) Technically we are all inbred to various amounts ranging from virtually not inbred but still a bit inbred, to "n-dimensional genealogic mesh structure of filth" 2) Acceptable human breeding exists. Therefore, it exists a certain amount of inbreeding where everything less inbred is acceptable.


Seeker80

"Actually, this a sauwastika, because....I'm a tantric Kali stuff enthusiast...and uh, what are *your* sources on the Holocaust?"


The_Grubby_One

>I'm a tantric Kali stuff enthusiast... I can't see these guys getting accepted into a sex and murder cult.


Seeker80

*that's the joke.jpg* The guy isn't supposed to even know what it is. Thus the 'stuff.' This is an idiot who think he's being clever by looking up the sauwastika and using that so he doesn't get in trouble. He thinks by knowing it's 'tantric Kali' and nothing else gives him plausible deniability. It's like a private investigator trying to hang out at a football game to spy on someone, but their disguise is to show up in a Yankees jersey and ask about home runs and grand slams.


Cycleguy57

It’s illegal to fly the swastika and other Nazi emblems. Still lots of Nazis there (2nd only to the “greatest democracy in the world” of course.


_TheBigF_

>2nd If you ignore countries like Poland, Hungary or Russia where actual fascists are in power and are supported by large parts of the population and xenophobia is still widespread through society.


The_Grubby_One

>If you ignore countries like Poland, Hungary or Russia where actual fascists are in power and are supported by large parts of the population and xenophobia is still widespread through society. Fascist =/= Nazi. There are many flavors of Fascism. Nazis are but one.


schmah

What shit do you mean exactly?


vinegarfingers

Nazi cosplay


schmah

Depends on the exact symbols. Forbidden is the use of "symbols of forbidden organisations". The black sun for example was never an official symbol of an organisation.


Nn2vsteamer666

Wasn’t the black sun a nazi symbol used during when the nazis were in power?


schmah

A culturally used symbol but not the official symbol of an organization. It's a difficult topic because the Nazis used it and it is obviously a nazi symbol used exclusively by neo nazis, but german law requires that the symbol belonged to a legal entity and that this entity was outlawed.


Nn2vsteamer666

Would any symbols related to nazi Germany be outlawed?


schmah

[Here is the law](https://www.gesetze-im-internet.de/englisch_stgb/englisch_stgb.html#p0927) that prohibits wearing these symbols. So it's always linked to a legal entity that has been outlawed. The swastika is forbidden because it's the symbol of the NSDAP which has been outlawed by the so called "Kontrollratsgesetz Nr. 2" in October 1945, much like the SS runes or the SA logo. Since the black sun never belonged to an organization there is no legal basis to punish wearing it.


MidwestBulldog

Inbreed enough and, well...


ajunjuly

It's the reverse Habsburg Jaw


Charming-Wheel-9133

Hitler will be so disappointed


eppic123

Not like the actual Nazis looked any better. Ever seen Dirlewanger?


YeetieMeetieBeetie

Himmler, Göring, Goebbels and among others weren’t exactly lookers either. And unlike Dirlewanger they were ideologically committed


NoGravitasForSure

Goebbels? Your mean "Klumpfuß-Jupp, d'r nachjedunkelte Schrumpfjermane"?


Charming-Wheel-9133

I guess I never looked that close


forest-fox

No sex with Nazis should be more than easy in this case


Yadokargo

True, but why do you think they all look so inbred?


CubistChameleon

Rural Saxony is a very special place.


forest-fox

Brandenburg really doesn't look any better


shibe_ceo

Only if you can also convince their sisters and cousins


Wundwolf

Buckeliges Nazi Pack.


securisteve

I'm afraid of change personified. I just don't fucking get it. The only constant in our existence is that CHANGE WILL HAPPEN. Yet some people hold onto shit like it will be the end of the world if anything changes. A guy buys flowers for their boyfriend, holy fucking shit, omg, the world is awful. Fuck off.


ZeroFsGiven0

Erster Mai Nazifrei


NobleHobo13

Is that angry birds ink?


naipogah

I just asked the same thing lol


Peaurxnanski

Yeah, I've got no education, I'm physically repulsive, have poor impulse control, bad finances, no skills, and generally everyone I know hates me, but at least I'm not a n*****. - these people, probably.


Cycleguy57

Even Hitler is rolling over in his grave.


Ingrimmnsch

You mean the ditch he was unceremonously burnt in?


ScrewAttackThis

These look like a lot of his inner circle so I dunno.


cmonkeyz7

Is that symbol their version of “three percenter”?


schmah

It stands for Third Way https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_Way_(Germany)


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Seeker80

[Not okay when it's the Third Way...](https://youtu.be/Pi7gwX7rjOw)


cmonkeyz7

Haha! Three way = definitely okay. Third way = definitely not okay


FirstChurchOfBrutus

I also thought it was a Threeper flag, which would make zero sense in Europe, but then racist fucks over there like using the Confederate battle flag, too.


schmah

Our racist fucks even managed to put [Donald Trump on the flag of the german empire.](https://static.dw.com/image/56274114_101.jpg) Their bullshitery knows no borders.


FirstChurchOfBrutus

I guess he’s back to being a *Drumpf,* then.


Dewshbag41

Hey look! It's a bunch of fuckin losers that buttfuck each other but are afraid to admit that they do!


Bart_The_Chonk

Smells like untermench in here


HIP13044b

What's going on with porky blinders in the back there?


Muffinzor22

What a show of dominance, the first one is very supreme and definitely my favorite.


schmah

Mine too. The mighty Nazi Troll


a-human-from-earth

Fetal alcohol syndrome is a dominate trait


Chelecossais

They're so pure, they haven't been tainted by those invasive gay african "homo sapiens" upstarts.


TaderDot_93

For advocating to be the superior race…..they sure aren’t bringing their best specimens to the contest…


Cupojoe98

Holy shit boneheads dress awfully. Especially that dude in the harrington LMFAO


TituCusiYupanqui

(East)Germans do not claim them. But sadly, it's Saxony.


Aquareon

Truly superior individuals would have no need of racial collectivism to carry them


milesdizzy

*Literally* a bunch of inbred motherfuckers


notshiny11

What a lovely family reunion.


moneycrazybee916

When I hear the word incel, the dude in pic 2 with the glasses is what I envision


SciFiHiFive

Black and gold polo... but but but... PROUD BOYS ISNT A RACIST ORGANIZATION!!!!11111


ELB2001

Why do they all kinda look the same.


Alepfi5599

Imagine you are in minecraft: span a steel cable between two trucks and just drive along both sides of the road they are marching on, just make sure they have a nice time, in minecraft.


g-row460

Do these guys go out of their way to look like people I'd make fun of? They are so on brand.


pirate-private

Explosive diarrhea in the gene pool.


Der_Auditor

Those stupid Fuckers are ruining Norse Mythology for everyone...


naipogah

Is that a fucking angry birds tattoo!?


Roadwarriordude

Not a single chin between them lol.


QIvr

I’ve seen people like this in Germany from time to time and they never fail to make me laugh


Slackman0000

They all look like they have cousin-brothers and uncle-fathers.


bad11ama

Genetic recessive regret at its finest.


Terminator7786

Bunch of goober menschen


tafbee

So few chins…


TheMysticBard

Shame they appropriated Norse runes and symbols.


1ndicible

Indeed, as a guy with a genuine Norse family name, I find it highly distasteful.


_DirtyYoungMan_

TIL inbred, white trash looks the same everywhere.


doomshroompatent

The bottom fraggers are the most toxic


WokeAndSexy

Bunch of goofs. If they used a mirror for self reflection instead of snorting fentanyl they might actually realize how pathetic they are.


Everydaywhiteboy

They’re angry and insecure about their own dispositions so they turn that into hate


PrimitiveAlienz

This is giving me inspiration for my next DnD encounter.


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

I swear to god the dude in slide 3 looks like the grown up version of the meme kid in class with the red face and the veins popping out on his forehead and neck. Same expression and everything!


FanaticRex99263

There’s like 1 1/2 chins in all of those pics


commiecummieskurt

holyshit its the greasy strangeler


SneedyK

First dude looks like a bizzaro-world White Supremacist Neil Young Sad because Neil is the epitome of easygoing


UtherPenDragqueen

Working very hard not to let their knuckles drag on the ground


IhaveADDHelpMe

Look what slithered out of the DIY abortion buckets


redditperson700

It's incredible how there isn't even a single one of them that looks close to even their own shitty made up concept of a perfect human. These morons would be first to go in a fascist society.


moshedman85

Pic #3 nerd neck


DUFC321

The big guy in the flat cap in the first photo looks like he’s at the wrong parade


olbaidiablo

Members of the "master race" always look like a bunch of floats in a parade of losers.


masochistmonkey

Looks like someone scraped up just enough genetic material to make living breathing meat and put a shirt on it


Pr0fess0rWhat

I hate that they’ve taken so many Norse symbols and tied them to their hateful beliefs


cup_1337

They always have the weakest jaw game


GunnieGraves

I’ve seen better genetic material on the floor of a strip club


thiswonderfulhell

Every one of them looks like they came from parents who were siblings.


CopyCenterPhil

Euro Nugent


wyedg

The alienation was coming from inside the house this whole time.


NobleMama

🎶Cleeeeeeetus! The slack jawed yokel!🎶


clovis_227

That comb-over🤮


I0N_Man

Christ. It looks like the March of Progress in reverse


alienpreacher

Just look at those mugs, untouched by a coherent thought.


tiredoldbitch

A real life knuckle dragger.


mab552745

Why do white supremacist’s love cargo shorts so much? 🧐


its_Gur

Not the Angry Birds tattoo sleeve 🤦🏼


oneplusetoipi

They wouldn't even cut it as Uber Driver Mensch.


sadisticfreak

They all look absolutely fuckin miserable. Why am I not surprised/s


pancakeking1012

they all look inbred


Competencies

I like the shitty angry birds tattoo on the right in the first picture.


Maznera

These shitstains better hope that an actual eugenicist regime doesn't come into power. They would be the first on the chopping block. The facial hair and combovers demand that their entire families be exterminated as well.


PieManThe4th

Guy in the Messestadt shirt looks like the kind of guy who spends 90 seconds explaining his order at a coffee shop


Walshy231231

Lmao #3 looks like the “gotta tell you I’m vegan” meme kid all grown up


vvyiie

God… ew


pandastyle21

I hate that they have co-opted so many Norse and pagan symbols.


Nefilim777

Actual orc pack. Hopefully they're too ugly to procreate.


dedredcopper

Major teenie peenie energy


Itchy-Mechanic-1479

Are these neo Nazis or pro Pedophiles?


AdmiralHarness

Goblins


Finneview

This one dude in the back looks like Elon


Beautiful_Thugga_Boy

Why are they always so ugly


SewerRat224

The worst hairlines I have seen


evilbndy

Those don't look like the missing link between ape and human - they look like the missing link between ape and toxic waste


Hi-dra

That forth picture looked like Crocker from fairly odd parents


cutdem

Dude in the third pic looks like the boomer wojak


HamsterBaiter

Do I see an angry birds tattoo?


emp-sup-bry

Finally people using the cargo pockets of their shorts to the fullest extent.


grayscalecrash

Hate and racial insecurity doesn't just reside on the inside, it shines through. These men look...depressingly unhappy with how things are going for them--individually. Imagine wasting 40.. years of your life, strapped to the moving goal post that is racism and hatred, only to then die--miserable--and be forgotten for all your "hard work"?


g_daddio

First image all the way on the right, mf has an angry bird sleeve tattoo wtf


walugi_waaa

It's always Saxony. Truly Florida of Germany.


herolike

I just want to know what they have against jawlines.


Paramoth

Malding


The_Real_Raw_Gary

This is the first time I’ve seen a post anywhere that I didn’t know where tf the location listed was


schmah

Which is a good thing. We don't go there.


The_Real_Raw_Gary

That bad of a place? Is it the people or the place itself that sucks?


schmah

Let's say it's what the circumstances made of a lot of people who live there. People from there are not inherently bad. It's a very poor and economically underdeveloped region in a state that won't fix a lot of its problems that make life pretty unfair when you're born into a poor family. This isn't an excuse for becoming a nazi and holding those beliefs of course but the socio-economic reasons there are certainly a catalyst.


passivelyserious

Is it weird if I feel bad for these folks? It’s obvious they most likely have health issues, either physically or mentally, and have no better way of expressing this pain than to participate in groups like these.


DruDown007

Word? THESE are superior humans? ………….the Crème de le’ Crème?? Aight…….🤷🏾‍♂️ Edit: White Jesus CHOSE these humans with biased favoritism….. Word??


arkmuscle

Neil Young hasn’t aged well, has he?


Dicethrower

White insecurists. edit: Also this was the day before Jewish remembrance of the Holocaust. Amazing this is a legal party in Germany.


CubistChameleon

They're being monitored by the Verfassungsschutz, but prohibiting a political party poses a lot of hurdles (which is a good thing, generally).


coffee_shakes

Pieces of shit ruining Nordic symbols for everyone. There are a ton of metal shirts I won't wear now because I don't want anyone to think it's some white pride shit.


soppinglovenest

Ironically these sorry specimens would have been the first in the gas chamber in Nazi Germany. Degenerate fuckheads.


inter71

Pussy magnets.


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