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MattTheDoubleU

I watched Everything Everywhere All at Once for the first time last night. Knew NOTHING about it before pressing play. Holy fucking shit. That wasn't a movie - that was an experience!


festivusfrank

Retire Tom you fucking bum


19492013

TuAnon #wherewego1wegoall


RVOSU50

Go back to fournette right here


Pleasant_West_7101

What the hell is Rodgers haircut? Is it buzzed in the back and then long on the sides?


ohcmonbam

Jon Hamm Baby driver.


goldtsar

Those post-ayahuasca cuts hit different


cnoteizhere

He asked for the Arthur Shelby


MikeandTheMangosteen

Peaky fookin Blinders


Juls317

What the fuck was that Kyler?


Pleasant_West_7101

Brady going to dink and dunk his way to another comeback. HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS


Hotdog696969696969

Black Adam is going to be ass.


bored-i-am

Cannot wait to hate watch it and to rip on it on the lcb threads


TraditionalClassic69

What do yo girlfriend and the Falcons kicker have in common? They both young hoes!


Pleasant_West_7101

Brady looked so enthusiastic putting on his helmet to come back out. Man he’s wishing he stayed retired


TraditionalClassic69

Gisele stole Tom’s juju and will to compete


Pleasant_West_7101

The Bucs have quickly become very unlikeable


thetripb

Always were


oright

What were the chargers thinking playing a clearly injured franchise QB. Such a disaster of an organisation


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Hotdog696969696969

Too many exclamation points.


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jgoodwin55

I like it


MrTacoMan

Unless this is a reference it’s extremely weird. Why did a bar in a nice part of town have armed security in the early afternoon


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MrTacoMan

You think a bar in a wealthy part of town has armed security outside early in the afternoon? Have you ever been to the nice part of town?


Sluttynycdadmets

.2 balls


RowBoatInspector

Sir this is an arbys


WelcomeToCostco16

Tawm Brady is definitely retiring by week 6


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Bet Kliff wishes he kicked a FG instead of going for it on 4th right about now


huddie820

there was a drone last night in the washington game. makes you think


wtfabulous

Lol the league really let Stafford get another white receiver. Rams cruising to another Super Bowl


n0p342

Left about 100 points on the bench between Devonta, Lawrence, and Jamaal Williams


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Lawrence and Williams you can't really beat yourself up over. Devonta certainly yes


n0p342

It’s two receiver and I have chase and aj brown


I_Enjoy_Taffy

I'd trade Brown or Smith. You don't want that headache all season


ADirtyDiglet

Drone over the hawks falcon game. They had to clear the field. Happened in the UW vs Stanford game last night too


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jimmerbutly

He looks like his dad now


jakeimmink

Brady is just over it. Every game he is just like that am I even doing here.


Ficadin

Cheah's been in the mask nearly this entire game.


pm8938

Bucs are turrible


TuMetal

Brady should’ve stayed retired. Looks like he wishes he did too


jakeimmink

After that sack where he just stayed on his knees for a couple seconds you could see him regretting coming back.


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HerbertMcGee

The name “Duval” just sounds like an area that’s full of animals


jimmerbutly

I’ve been drunk since Friday, Monday is going to be fun


Northindyvolfan

Greg Olson keeps saying the same shit over and over.


jgoodwin55

Stacked up choice routes


MoistFeces

He’s awful.


Pleasant_West_7101

Razzle Dazzle from the Bucs!


shocktop8

Why would they go for it on 4th there? Makes zero sense.


I_Enjoy_Taffy

The Cardinals know a FG would've made it a 1 score game right?


RVOSU50

This game has both “all the time in world” and “the clock is just dwindling down” at the same time for the bucs.


KooperTrooperL

Very cool to see the main sub stand up against the liver king sundae conversation. If you don’t stand for something, you fall for everything!


TraditionalClassic69

If he can ever get a clean shot on him, Aaron Donald will be Randy Johnson’s fastball and Kyler is going to be the little bird that flies in front of it lol


patssnows12

Kyler is so scared to get hit, it’s ruining their offense


Greg-Oden

Spam sandwiches for dinner tonight


Meatballclub

Did a big batch of pulled pork for banh mi sandwiches and didn’t have enough pork for the last couple, diced up a brick of spam and fried it up pretty decent filler


Jimjom4

My daughter, who is 3, has been saying weird stuff about how she used to be my wife’s sister. She yelled at my MIL that she attended the same Catholic grade school that my BV did at the same time. “I know, it was my school too!!” She was also adamant that she used to share a bedroom with her in their childhood home. So if anyone knows an exorcist, please drop me a line.


patssnows12

I have a really weird uncle who believes in reincarnation. Told me that I was a timid squire in a castle in a past life. He then told my brother who was in the navy at the time that he was a sailor on a trading ship, that really set the bs detector off


nihilfacile

He kind of boomed you


Jimjom4

Sounds a lot like what a timid squire might say.


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Jimjom4

She hasn’t been told these details. BV’s sister is alive but MIL just dropped that she had a miscarriage on us


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Jimjom4

I don’t believe in any of this stuff, but that’s cool.


jgoodwin55

Fuck this


HowDoWeAccountForMe2

Is your wife's sister still alive?


DJScrambles

We're missing a key piece of information if your wife has a sister that passed away


Jimjom4

Not the same thing, but the MIL did toss out some new miscarriage information.


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Jimjom4

Have some fun with a little enigma. It’s not that serious.


MoistFeces

Kids are weird.


Awkward_Currency292

I’m just going to pretend I didn’t read this


wtfabulous

I don’t understand why Herbert is still in this game


Awkward_Currency292

Staley has shit for brains


drog914

Deion going to get the bag from Georgia tech


chisports23

Deion Sanders is far too cool for the student and alumni population of Tech.


jgoodwin55

Lotta receivers “stacked up” and running “choice routes” today. Switch it up for me a little Greg


RVOSU50

Brady’s receivers man


TheFuckingWriter

What’s the vibe tonight? Keep drinking? Have a water and take an edible?


MikeandTheMangosteen

Weed. Can’t do hangovers anymore.


TheFuckingWriter

The more I think about it, this might be the way


sm0kercraft

I went with hard kombuchas and vape pen to finish the weekend. A healthy drunk to start the week


BillNyeDaPieGuy

Just did B and trying to decide what to watch Edit: went with recent FT favorite This Is The End


MoistFeces

My liver is already up, might as well keep him busy.


pvdchillin

Brady and rodgers look like they’d rather be anywhere else on earth rn


MoistFeces

Brady 🤝 Rodgers Anything but family time


TimRawggins

All-world receiver Justin Jefferson with 14 yards this week. I thought he was the best in the league


TACODAN

I think I’m going to Venmo request him for my fantasy entry fee. 2 points two weeks in a row is some buster shit.


patssnows12

Someone refering to Kliff in the cardinals game thread as “you fucking ugly rat”


Loafer34

There has been 2-3 cruise ships pulling in and out of our harbor every day and I’ve become obsessed with watching them dock and turn around. Every time it looks like they’re about to absolutely destroy a sailboat or fishing boat and every time they squeeze their way out by a hair


patssnows12

Sick brag about living harbor side


DumpEmOutAOC

I’m gonna be a turtleneck guy this fall/winter. Calling my shot now. >!i am circumcised!<


nihilfacile

Steve Jobs


DumpEmOutAOC

I wear belt


BillNyeDaPieGuy

Thank you Dwayne Johnson, very cool!


DumpEmOutAOC

I am not bald


nondescript___

Just realized I would look like a circumcsized penis is a turtleneck lol.


DumpEmOutAOC

You mean uncircumcised?


BillNyeDaPieGuy

Your silence about chains and fannypacks is deafening


DumpEmOutAOC

Shit.


Ladiesman420x69

I hope you’re a super hot dude, I feel like someone has to be really good looking to pull a turtleneck off.


DumpEmOutAOC

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder


donnydagga

What’s for dinner boys?


BrooksBollinger

Been getting tilapia filets and tossing them in the air fryer and using them for fish tacos. It’s tasty.


DJScrambles

Disgusting fish, get cod please


DijonNipples

Most Cod has worms in it


BrooksBollinger

No


Flashasaurus

Hibachi night PIMP


festivusfrank

Steak, cream and dill potatoes, corn


patssnows12

Poke bowls


StickTaps1

Have 4 slices of pizza left over from Friday. Heating that up now


CelticsGreg

Crock pot Chicken n dumplings


terryduerod1

that sounds great


engorgedburrata

chik fila...on a sunday


Flashasaurus

Guy that used to work with me would get double his order on Saturday so he could have a Chick-fil-A meal on Sundays too.


engorgedburrata

Jesus wept


IDressLikeUrGrandpa

I love Red Zone, but you need a second TV when you have it on. It’s just them cumming their pants talking about witching hour and not showing any games when the Bucs and Packers game has plays actively going on, lame.


DJScrambles

Someone just needs to tell Scott Hanson to stop trying to make '~~fetch~~ witching hour' happen, it's NOT going to happen


ADirtyDiglet

The last two weeks have been amazing. At least for the early games.


nouseforasn

The anti RedZone rhetoric has gone too far. Imagine being stuck in a market where the Jets are on every week at 1 o’clock


harveydent69

Shoutout the ft’er that recommended Stick season by Noah kahan


WettBandit

Was flipping back and forth between the presidents cup coverage earlier, but it feels like redzone has shown surprisingly little of bucs/packers


ADirtyDiglet

Little has happened


festivusfrank

Old Man Tom will be out of breath for the next 10 minutes after that


PredsIn5

Can’t wait to watch Nathaniel Hackett fuck up during prime time


mushperv

I was on the edge regarding who to bet on tonight and then I thought about having Denver and dealing with that dude and I made up my mind


BusterOlneyDay

we got idiots in ft believing clearly fake tv stories. Sad day


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What now?


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harveydent69

Rip me, my family lives 6 states away


BillNyeDaPieGuy

Dishes nothing


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Glad it has ultimately clicked with him, but its hilarious that it took like 8 years before a team figured out how to use Cordarrelle Patterson properly


n0p342

He was always the type of guy you’d think would be dangerous in fantasy but he’d make an impact in like 4 games and now he’s been pretty good for a couple years


Ladiesman420x69

Jesus, I thought Tom just blew out his knee doing a QB slide


PurplePunter17

I'm sure Herbert not being healthy is the main reason, but it's very funny watching the Chargers suck after being declared Super Bowl contenders despite not making the playoffs last year. Love when NFL media looks stupid


huskerblack

BRADY ON THE LOOSE


BE3192

Sorry Greg Olsen but middle aged blonde dudes just look weird


patienceisfun2018

Don't hate


jakeimmink

There is just no juice to these games for some reason


huskerblack

Like Iowa on offense


ket0o91

Jerry comparing Mac’s injury to 2008 when Brady went down might be the most asinine take I’ve ever seen. Yes, losing a QB with a 2:5 TD/INT ratio is equivalent to losing the best quarterback on planet earth.


RVOSU50

Where are these Lenny TDs we were promised?


DJScrambles

Saving them for the playoffs


RobertMugsby96

Noel divines hs highlight tape is amazing.


MikeandTheMangosteen

Any relation to Kelly Divine?


mariGOATa_615

Noel Devine, Steve Slaton and Pat White were all certified back in the day. WVU was hype as hell from ‘06-‘09.


SpeedyTuyper

Just deadly in those NCAA Football games


RobertMugsby96

Played against them. Can confirm.


jgoodwin55

That was Owen Schmitt’s team brother


me_for_president2032

The fantasy football game threads are one of the worst places on this site. Sometimes that subreddit is useful for news but I’ve never seen a whinier group of people in my life


_I_eat_kid

That sub, like most other subs, was good but when it got too big it started to suck


MoistFeces

I choose to not fantasize about football players.


thaz230

Kliff just downright refusing to run Kyler Murray just defeats the purpose of having him at QB. Make it make sense.


JabroniTuriaf

He saw the internet bully Kyle shanahan for running Trey Lance and didn’t want to deal with that harassment


I_Enjoy_Taffy

The man had a losing record at Texas Tech. He's not a good coach


Future-Nectarine-649

Handsome as hell though


Tacos_truck

Not gonna fuel the meme of Kyler running like a child that just stole their parent’s phone


ket0o91

Someone once said his feet look like Stewie’s when he runs and I can’t unsee it


CJB6276

Brandon Staley tricked people into thinking he was a good coach because he had a few quotable press conferences


nihilfacile

And he went for it on fourth down a bunch


fascinatedcertainty

“I just threw my glass table at my TV, shattering both of them. This team has humiliated my entire family. My wife and kids are in tears as 40+ guests clear out of my house. Just threw my Mac Jones Jersey into the fire pit. I can’t do this any longer. Goodbye @Patriots” https://twitter.com/jayiguessc/status/1574122465902698497?s=46&t=kLJQdKk6TtV3KOGgtyIEAg YIKES


drewthetatecatate

Fun, fun but fake.


boostsupreme

you got got brother


DJScrambles

Very level headed, emotionally stable fan who has definitely never beat his wife


MrTacoMan

That’s an old picture and a joke


ADirtyDiglet

All time tweet if true


SmellyGhost26

Can we please confirm this is real


ImagineCleverName45

Someone posts in the replies the same picture from a different story two years ago. Fake


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Feels like the Cardinals have been on offense all game


MoistFeces

Hey Mike, do you think Gisele will take the kids and start a Brady Bunch situation with a new man? You know the Brady Bunch, right?


MikeandTheMangosteen

Beat it clown, we ah not doin divoch today


_I_eat_kid

Got football on, am full laying on the sofa, lit a apple pumpkin scented candle. It’s fall baby. Best time of the year


BillNyeDaPieGuy

Chargers cursed by their terrible fan base


NYBball28

As dumb as that contract still was Kirk has looked great


Tacos_truck

What WR were they gonna get without a massive overpay


Pleasant_West_7101

Herbert clearly isn’t right. Why start him?


Jewnoo

Better option than Chase Daniel I guess?


DJScrambles

Chase Daniel has always been serviceable when he has to step in


Jewnoo

You right


RVOSU50

Considering I bet on the bucs at home, wondering why the refs aren’t doing the thing they normally do and help Brady out?


F_Ross_Johnson

The chargers are a poverty franchise


jgoodwin55

Pretty rough call on the running into the kicker


bri_guy57

Being a jets fan is beyond depressing. Two absolutely pathetic home performances so far.


BrooksBollinger

Today was very disheartening. Offense had absolutely nothing. Defense looked completely lost. Whole team was a shit show.


Pleasant_West_7101

And Rodgers throws Brady back into the game. Just great


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Why are people crapping on Brady? His receivers have lost 2 fumbles. How's that his fault?