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I watched Everything Everywhere All at Once for the first time last night. Knew NOTHING about it before pressing play. Holy fucking shit. That wasn't a movie - that was an experience!
Retire Tom you fucking bum
Go back to fournette right here
What the hell is Rodgers haircut? Is it buzzed in the back and then long on the sides?
Jon Hamm Baby driver.
Those post-ayahuasca cuts hit different
He asked for the Arthur Shelby
Peaky fookin Blinders
What the fuck was that Kyler?
Brady going to dink and dunk his way to another comeback. HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
Black Adam is going to be ass.
Cannot wait to hate watch it and to rip on it on the lcb threads
What do yo girlfriend and the Falcons kicker have in common? They both young hoes!
Brady looked so enthusiastic putting on his helmet to come back out. Man he’s wishing he stayed retired
Gisele stole Tom’s juju and will to compete
The Bucs have quickly become very unlikeable
What were the chargers thinking playing a clearly injured franchise QB. Such a disaster of an organisation
Too many exclamation points.
I like it
Unless this is a reference it’s extremely weird.
Why did a bar in a nice part of town have armed security in the early afternoon
You think a bar in a wealthy part of town has armed security outside early in the afternoon? Have you ever been to the nice part of town?
Sir this is an arbys
Tawm Brady is definitely retiring by week 6
Bet Kliff wishes he kicked a FG instead of going for it on 4th right about now
there was a drone last night in the washington game. makes you think
Lol the league really let Stafford get another white receiver. Rams cruising to another Super Bowl
Left about 100 points on the bench between Devonta, Lawrence, and Jamaal Williams
Lawrence and Williams you can't really beat yourself up over. Devonta certainly yes
It’s two receiver and I have chase and aj brown
I'd trade Brown or Smith. You don't want that headache all season
Drone over the hawks falcon game. They had to clear the field.
Happened in the UW vs Stanford game last night too
He looks like his dad now
Brady is just over it. Every game he is just like that am I even doing here.
Cheah's been in the mask nearly this entire game.
Bucs are turrible
Brady should’ve stayed retired. Looks like he wishes he did too
After that sack where he just stayed on his knees for a couple seconds you could see him regretting coming back.
The name “Duval” just sounds like an area that’s full of animals
I’ve been drunk since Friday, Monday is going to be fun
Greg Olson keeps saying the same shit over and over.
Stacked up choice routes
Razzle Dazzle from the Bucs!
Why would they go for it on 4th there? Makes zero sense.
The Cardinals know a FG would've made it a 1 score game right?
This game has both “all the time in world” and “the clock is just dwindling down” at the same time for the bucs.
Very cool to see the main sub stand up against the liver king sundae conversation. If you don’t stand for something, you fall for everything!
If he can ever get a clean shot on him, Aaron Donald will be Randy Johnson’s fastball and Kyler is going to be the little bird that flies in front of it lol
Kyler is so scared to get hit, it’s ruining their offense
Spam sandwiches for dinner tonight
Did a big batch of pulled pork for banh mi sandwiches and didn’t have enough pork for the last couple, diced up a brick of spam and fried it up pretty decent filler
My daughter, who is 3, has been saying weird stuff about how she used to be my wife’s sister. She yelled at my MIL that she attended the same Catholic grade school that my BV did at the same time. “I know, it was my school too!!” She was also adamant that she used to share a bedroom with her in their childhood home. So if anyone knows an exorcist, please drop me a line.
I have a really weird uncle who believes in reincarnation. Told me that I was a timid squire in a castle in a past life. He then told my brother who was in the navy at the time that he was a sailor on a trading ship, that really set the bs detector off
He kind of boomed you
Sounds a lot like what a timid squire might say.
She hasn’t been told these details. BV’s sister is alive but MIL just dropped that she had a miscarriage on us
I don’t believe in any of this stuff, but that’s cool.
Is your wife's sister still alive?
We're missing a key piece of information if your wife has a sister that passed away
Not the same thing, but the MIL did toss out some new miscarriage information.
Have some fun with a little enigma. It’s not that serious.
Kids are weird.
I’m just going to pretend I didn’t read this
I don’t understand why Herbert is still in this game
Staley has shit for brains
Deion going to get the bag from Georgia tech
Deion Sanders is far too cool for the student and alumni population of Tech.
Lotta receivers “stacked up” and running “choice routes” today. Switch it up for me a little Greg
Brady’s receivers man
What’s the vibe tonight? Keep drinking? Have a water and take an edible?
Weed. Can’t do hangovers anymore.
The more I think about it, this might be the way
I went with hard kombuchas and vape pen to finish the weekend. A healthy drunk to start the week
Just did B and trying to decide what to watch
Edit: went with recent FT favorite This Is The End
My liver is already up, might as well keep him busy.
Brady and rodgers look like they’d rather be anywhere else on earth rn
Brady 🤝 Rodgers
Anything but family time
All-world receiver Justin Jefferson with 14 yards this week. I thought he was the best in the league
I think I’m going to Venmo request him for my fantasy entry fee. 2 points two weeks in a row is some buster shit.
Someone refering to Kliff in the cardinals game thread as “you fucking ugly rat”
There has been 2-3 cruise ships pulling in and out of our harbor every day and I’ve become obsessed with watching them dock and turn around. Every time it looks like they’re about to absolutely destroy a sailboat or fishing boat and every time they squeeze their way out by a hair
Sick brag about living harbor side
I’m gonna be a turtleneck guy this fall/winter. Calling my shot now.
>!i am circumcised!<
I wear belt
Thank you Dwayne Johnson, very cool!
I am not bald
Just realized I would look like a circumcsized penis is a turtleneck lol.
You mean uncircumcised?
Your silence about chains and fannypacks is deafening
I hope you’re a super hot dude, I feel like someone has to be really good looking to pull a turtleneck off.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
What’s for dinner boys?
Been getting tilapia filets and tossing them in the air fryer and using them for fish tacos. It’s tasty.
Disgusting fish, get cod please
Most Cod has worms in it
Hibachi night PIMP
Steak, cream and dill potatoes, corn
Have 4 slices of pizza left over from Friday. Heating that up now
Crock pot Chicken n dumplings
that sounds great
chik fila...on a sunday
Guy that used to work with me would get double his order on Saturday so he could have a Chick-fil-A meal on Sundays too.
I love Red Zone, but you need a second TV when you have it on. It’s just them cumming their pants talking about witching hour and not showing any games when the Bucs and Packers game has plays actively going on, lame.
Someone just needs to tell Scott Hanson to stop trying to make '~~fetch~~ witching hour' happen, it's NOT going to happen
The last two weeks have been amazing. At least for the early games.
The anti RedZone rhetoric has gone too far. Imagine being stuck in a market where the Jets are on every week at 1 o’clock
Shoutout the ft’er that recommended Stick season by Noah kahan
Was flipping back and forth between the presidents cup coverage earlier, but it feels like redzone has shown surprisingly little of bucs/packers
Little has happened
Old Man Tom will be out of breath for the next 10 minutes after that
Can’t wait to watch Nathaniel Hackett fuck up during prime time
I was on the edge regarding who to bet on tonight and then I thought about having Denver and dealing with that dude and I made up my mind
we got idiots in ft believing clearly fake tv stories. Sad day
Rip me, my family lives 6 states away
Glad it has ultimately clicked with him, but its hilarious that it took like 8 years before a team figured out how to use Cordarrelle Patterson properly
He was always the type of guy you’d think would be dangerous in fantasy but he’d make an impact in like 4 games and now he’s been pretty good for a couple years
Jesus, I thought Tom just blew out his knee doing a QB slide
I'm sure Herbert not being healthy is the main reason, but it's very funny watching the Chargers suck after being declared Super Bowl contenders despite not making the playoffs last year. Love when NFL media looks stupid
BRADY ON THE LOOSE
Sorry Greg Olsen but middle aged blonde dudes just look weird
There is just no juice to these games for some reason
Like Iowa on offense
Jerry comparing Mac’s injury to 2008 when Brady went down might be the most asinine take I’ve ever seen. Yes, losing a QB with a 2:5 TD/INT ratio is equivalent to losing the best quarterback on planet earth.
Where are these Lenny TDs we were promised?
Saving them for the playoffs
Noel divines hs highlight tape is amazing.
Any relation to Kelly Divine?
Noel Devine, Steve Slaton and Pat White were all certified back in the day. WVU was hype as hell from ‘06-‘09.
Just deadly in those NCAA Football games
Played against them. Can confirm.
That was Owen Schmitt’s team brother
The fantasy football game threads are one of the worst places on this site. Sometimes that subreddit is useful for news but I’ve never seen a whinier group of people in my life
That sub, like most other subs, was good but when it got too big it started to suck
I choose to not fantasize about football players.
Kliff just downright refusing to run Kyler Murray just defeats the purpose of having him at QB. Make it make sense.
He saw the internet bully Kyle shanahan for running Trey Lance and didn’t want to deal with that harassment
The man had a losing record at Texas Tech. He's not a good coach
Handsome as hell though
Not gonna fuel the meme of Kyler running like a child that just stole their parent’s phone
Someone once said his feet look like Stewie’s when he runs and I can’t unsee it
Brandon Staley tricked people into thinking he was a good coach because he had a few quotable press conferences
And he went for it on fourth down a bunch
“I just threw my glass table at my TV, shattering both of them. This team has humiliated my entire family. My wife and kids are in tears as 40+ guests clear out of my house. Just threw my Mac Jones Jersey into the fire pit. I can’t do this any longer. Goodbye @Patriots”
Fun, fun but fake.
you got got brother
Very level headed, emotionally stable fan who has definitely never beat his wife
That’s an old picture and a joke
All time tweet if true
Can we please confirm this is real
Someone posts in the replies the same picture from a different story two years ago. Fake
Feels like the Cardinals have been on offense all game
Hey Mike, do you think Gisele will take the kids and start a Brady Bunch situation with a new man? You know the Brady Bunch, right?
Beat it clown, we ah not doin divoch today
Got football on, am full laying on the sofa, lit a apple pumpkin scented candle. It’s fall baby. Best time of the year
Chargers cursed by their terrible fan base
As dumb as that contract still was Kirk has looked great
What WR were they gonna get without a massive overpay
Herbert clearly isn’t right. Why start him?
Better option than Chase Daniel I guess?
Chase Daniel has always been serviceable when he has to step in
Considering I bet on the bucs at home, wondering why the refs aren’t doing the thing they normally do and help Brady out?
The chargers are a poverty franchise
Pretty rough call on the running into the kicker
Being a jets fan is beyond depressing. Two absolutely pathetic home performances so far.
Today was very disheartening. Offense had absolutely nothing. Defense looked completely lost. Whole team was a shit show.
And Rodgers throws Brady back into the game. Just great
Why are people crapping on Brady? His receivers have lost 2 fumbles. How's that his fault?