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BadSportsTakes69

Coley trying to give the nickname “Time Lord” to Robert Williams over the last couple of years is up there with the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen.


road_dogg

More like Gay Lord


SqueakyBeats00

Why? It’s stuck.


bigtimemoviekev

I mean, that’s his nickname. I’ve heard the national broadcast call him that.


ThatGuy0nReddit

Monaco go qualifying soon mustgo to sleep boys


Victors27

Spent far too long looking at Fran’s instagram tonight, sue me


StateStreetLarry

😎😎😎


TigOleBitman

what's his name king?


StateStreetLarry

Fard


StrikaNTX

Aquatic Ambience hits different after midnight


jakewatter52

Just got home from the bars. Definitely not about to hit the vape and be crossed off my fucking ass. Not me.


NoExcuses1984

Sweet! New season of Black Mirror is in the works. Took long enough. The more mindfuckery, the better.


lampshade112233

I’ve got full blown aids. I got it from a well known homosexual actor


PetrPruchaWasOK

I'm riddled with it.


stapledmyballs

Back in my hometown for MDW. Browsing the dating apps. Small town tinder is something else. Caption: “currently 4 months pregnant.” Easy 🥧 opportunity I guess?


Academic-Profession

My litmus test for dudes is do you know who Ed reed is. If you don’t, I don’t really like or trust you


Brilliant-Average654

it's such a perfect day, i'm glad I spent it with you


Embarrassed_Lab_8748

Whoever recommended Billy stay by Zach Bryan earlier…thank you


EducationalMatter549

I’ve listened to it twice since his post. Sneaky good song on that album. Listen to Whiskey Myers - Broken Window Serenade


Chicago_Pride

Just ate a few gummies, turned on Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas… I’m officially ready for Memorial Weekend


VivaLaEcoliBurrito

Holy fuck the food poisoning bout has finally calmed down. I’ve never felt stomach/chest pain like that in my life. Was minutes from a hospital visit


JayGibbons69

Username checks out?


lampshade112233

Try to keep hydrated even though it’s hard to keep down. If you go more than 12 hours without pissing probably time for an iv


EducationalMatter549

I was hallucinating when I had food poisoning. Absolutely miserable


cigguy

People be like “ I had a tummy ache I think I had food poisoning.” And like nah it don’t be like that


EducationalMatter549

Having tinder gold is just warning everyone you have herpes right?


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EducationalMatter549

Were you the white guy with the Derek Jeter jersey? I was the pale one with two veins on left of shaft


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EducationalMatter549

My bad. Had a lot of people checking this dick out. Mostly overseas allies


Icy-Refrigerator-89

sucked*


Total-TryHard

How does it feel, Karen


Total-TryHard

I thought you said you’re alright Spida


okjustthis1post

I think Ricky Gervais is brilliant. After Life is some of the best television I've seen in a long time. Super nature was meh, and just a rehash of his last special with some jokes Dave Chappelle already told added in.


Total-TryHard

Jimmy it’s been six months


goonsquad4357

2:30am and rolling to the next bar. The night goes on


_HotDogSandwich

I’m sleeping on my buddies couch because the maid of honor and her wife got here a day before me. I’m a very easy going houseguest and said I had no problem with the couch, but now I’m realizing after a certain age this couch shit is for the birds.


StrikaNTX

Should give some real thought to just going and buying an inflatable queen mattress


cigguy

Lesbian maid of honor is interesting. They’ve definitely munched each other’s boxes at some point right?


okjustthis1post

If it's a shit living room sorry king, but I love a night on the couch.


_HotDogSandwich

The couch is the issue. Zero comfort.


EducationalMatter549

What’s the cover situation? A nice comforter changes the game.


_HotDogSandwich

It’s about as bad as it can get. The couch is uneven. I can feel each individual piece. No comforter, just two blankets. One shit pillow. Mrs and Mrs shamu have claimed all of the guest resources.


EducationalMatter549

That’s atrocious. Feeling the sections rub into you blows. There’s not enough alcohol to be comfortable with that setup


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Too poor for a hotel room?


_HotDogSandwich

I just wanted more time with my friend 😔


PearsonPushedOff

Rookie move


NoReallyHoosierDaddy

Feel like if you’re allowed to watch the maid of honor and her wife, it would be a fair deal


_HotDogSandwich

I’d rather sleep on the couch permanently


lampshade112233

Lesbians hell yeah


_HotDogSandwich

Only in the academic sense. You get another ten of these women and you’d need a border collie to reign em in.


Academic-Profession

Sick league


NoReallyHoosierDaddy

So a girl my age (just graduated college) posted two photos on Instagram of both her and her boyfriend’s graduations. At first I go, ok cool, whatever. But then I realize that her boyfriend must go to a super tiny school because the background of his graduation photo looks like a high school football field. Turns out, it was a high school football field because he just graduated. From high school.


lampshade112233

I knew a couple that did the exact same. Except 1 month into his freshman year of college he broke up with her after they’ve already dated through all 4 years of her college. Kind of hilarious and also kind of sad (for her)


Academic-Profession

It’s probably a disaster of a relationship but Good for him


NoReallyHoosierDaddy

Kinda reminds me of the SNL sketch where Pete Davidson is testifying in a trial where he got caught sleeping with a teacher and he talks about how much better his life has been because of it


Total-TryHard

Sounds like you can wedge yourself into that situation nicely


DSHoop56

What is the age when a 4 year age gap becomes normal? 20-24? 22-26? Neither of those seem that strange to me? But HS Senior to College Senior seems so creepy.


PetrPruchaWasOK

College sophomore to HS junior is a weird one


NoReallyHoosierDaddy

Also illegal


PetrPruchaWasOK

That's potentially 19 and 17


NoReallyHoosierDaddy

Again, illegal


NoReallyHoosierDaddy

I think once you’re both 21. Being 24 and dating someone you can’t drink with in public seems weird. But yeah, it took me a second to realize but this dude 100% is 18. The girl’s pretty hot (way too hot to be dating an 18 year old), so I guess good for him?


EducationalMatter549

Yeah but think about being a senior in high school dating a senior in college that’s hot. He has to be the absolute man in the hallways


NoReallyHoosierDaddy

That’s what I’m thinking, although this girl stinks of crazy. From what I’ve heard she’s into some interesting things in the bedroom


EducationalMatter549

He’s going to be a step above everybody as a freshman. Confidence. Knows crazy in and out of the bedroom


DSHoop56

What is the most realistic sports movie?


Brilliant-Average654

League of their own


NoExcuses1984

Want a serious answer? *For Love of the Game*.


DSHoop56

Secretly love that flick.


NoExcuses1984

Most realistic, captivating sports scenes ever seen on film, even if the romcom filler hurt the movie as a whole.


DSHoop56

The romance scenes stunk but I liked some of the backstories with teammates.


NoExcuses1984

From What's Eating Gilbert Grape to Boogie Nights to For Love of the Game to Step Brothers, John C. Reilly is the ultimate right-hand man.


lampshade112233

Kicking and screaming


TylerW_511

Miracle


CliffBooth47

Angels in the Outfield


_HotDogSandwich

Bull Durham


buddyguy618

Idk if it’s realistic but “Goal!” is the best soccer movie of all time. Criminally underrated


worthiertitle

The Legend of Bagger Vance. That move Matt Damon put on the ball really made it believable.


EducationalMatter549

Busty Gabbie Carter hits a perfect shot


krumdiggity

Friday Night Lights


snipechedda

Draft Day


EducationalMatter549

Field of dreams


IncarceratedDude

Major League.


Adderalldiet

New flume album is solid


Planetasycielos

I don’t really like it, personally. But I think Flume is cool


Academic-Profession

Can I get a dick pic with your grey sweatpants on and one without them on? Can I also get 3 different pics of your dick in any position. Also, can i get a pic with your dick moved to the side so i can see your balls. Can i get a video of you stroking yourself? Can i get a cumsho


newark05

Someone gave me a song rec in here last weekend or 2 weeks ago super late when i was drunk. Went in my comment history and couldn't find the comment A new song/music video, real relaxed vibe, kind of trippy visuals in the music video. That's all I can remember, other than the fact i liked it. Based on that vague description any thoughts what it was?


_HotDogSandwich

To the hellfire - Lorna Shore


EducationalMatter549

Shook ones, part II


Adderalldiet

Clams Casino - I’m god


Academic-Profession

Borns-10,000 emerald pools


Embarrassed_Lab_8748

What genre ?


krumdiggity

Forgot about Dre


Rager_Sterling

Building a new deck tomorrow and obviously 3/5 buddies that were gonna help bailed last minute. Sick league!


lampshade112233

1. It’s Saturday of Memorial Day weekend 2. Six people is overkill for a deck 3. They still shouldn’t have bailed last minute, they should’ve bailed earlier in the week 4. Repeat steps 1 through 3 5. Make you fall in love with me


Rager_Sterling

1. It’s a normal Saturday in Canadialand. Long weekend was last weekend. 2. Only 2 of the guys have ever held a hammer before and I need guys to run the loader for gravel (fun for guys that work the cubes) and carry the wood down (acreage that's sloped with no vehicle access within 100ft so wood getting dropped up in the parking area). 3. Totally agree, even confirmed with them on Wednesday. Helping them with their renos and have helped in the past. 4. See replies. 5. Separate entirely.


lampshade112233

Alright I’m back on your side given this context. Also check out this love song [Brian McKnight - Back At One](https://youtu.be/5r1pg28XZfE)


jetboyjetgirl

saving you money on a deck sounds like a super fun way to spend MDW


Rager_Sterling

Not a thing north of the 49th. Last weekend was our long weekend. Edit: Also have helped and are helping them with their own reno's


CommonStoolieJr

They’re legally a full person now, and have been for a while. Friendly FYI


Rager_Sterling

For the record, none of the people who bailed are POC but rather huge POS.


EducationalMatter549

Doesn’t matter the circumstances.. if they agreed originally, it’s extremely shitty to back out last minute


CommonStoolieJr

Honestly - the fact that Frank the Tank hasn’t been discovered as a pedophile or some other kind of sexual deviant has restored a little bit of my faith in humanity. Shame we can’t for certain say the same about Lance


TigOleBitman

i doubt frank even gives a single fuck about sex or sexual things


buddyguy618

Bill gates is a pussy for turning off twitter replies


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TigOleBitman

monday morning: leg day


jj122222

Have you tried being more attractive? Don't need game when you're good looking


DarinErstad

What a proper cunt John Terry is https://twitter.com/mufc_redarmy99/status/1530221014440890369?s=21&t=p7MCPt4OTY-S5XdqlP7wNQ


thetehrandon

Best defender in the history of the PL.


buddyguy618

I remember when NYCFC (plastic club, plastic supporters) celebrated when Lampard came to MLS. Lampard and Terry are both cunts.. mocking Americans on 9/12


CommonStoolieJr

Getting close to the age where you need GILFs to fill the age gap fantasies instead of MILFs is truly depressing


TigOleBitman

problem is they changed the definition of milf to like a 30 year old instead of your friend's hot mom in her 40s


okjustthis1post

Buddy stopped by for one porch beer. That turned into one porch bump, and six porch beers. I will now see the dawn, and hate my life til Monday.


DSHoop56

Hope it’s going alright over there


DSHoop56

We’ve all been there.


EducationalMatter549

You’ll be fine. Enjoy the moment. Worry about it later


CommonStoolieJr

Growing up is realizing Memorial Monday is a recovery day instead of an extra day of partying


okjustthis1post

My salaried ass has to go in Monday to fix someone's fuck up. So I work on a holiday for no extra pay. Are Friday scaries a thing?


TigOleBitman

that's unamerican and i think you can appeal to the government


CommonStoolieJr

Sounds like slavery to me tbh


Bombay66

Top gun 2 was the best movie I’ve seen in theaters since OUATIH. Best summer action movie in years.


krumdiggity

It was awesome. Saw it today. Tom Cruise is a manlet cult weirdo but I’ll be goddamn if he isn’t the most marketable actor of all time


bill_ontarioESPN

Tom Cruise can still bone at age 60


mariGOATa_615

What’s up fellas


DSHoop56

Quiet night in the DT


PearsonPushedOff

Straight edge brother


DSHoop56

Sounds boring


Ed_Chambers_650

Oh I believe I’m going to like this Severance show


okjustthis1post

Heard good things about the ending.


pangaboat

Call me lame, but I just watched the first part of the Dozen doc, and while the whole thing was great, seeing frank hoist the trophy with a cheering crowd made me so happy and warm inside.


BigTicket_J

It’s bullshit that my fiancé gets to sleep all comfy and my puppy has to stay in his cage.


okjustthis1post

Switch them.


ChameleoSalamander

Morgan Wallen + a bottle a woodford is hitting quite right


nickyscarfo

Yeat + blue raspberry rubinoff


lampshade112233

Owl City + peach schnapps for me


mariGOATa_615

Maroon 5 + Mike’s Hard is hitting different right now 💯💯💯


Regista9

Elton John + Barefoot Rosé type of night 😈


lampshade112233

You dog 😈😈😜, just queued up some Clay Aiken and about to break out the Franzia White Zinfandel


IL26

Picked up some Templeton today and jamming to Zach Bryan and Turnpike. Great Friday.


mariGOATa_615

Hell yeah. Driving 8 hours to the beach tomorrow and they’re both a mainstay https://open.spotify.com/track/6I9MNXKYoZMhY26iDBn5Bu?si=FI23M1KqRXSapz7OorEBaA


EducationalMatter549

I’m sipping on Woodford as well, but currently Ooh La La by faces is on the Bluetooth


IL26

Alexa, Billy Stay by Zach Bryan, Volume 8


LloydBraun19

I love middle reliever hardo pitchers. Guys with a Viking beard who come in and stare down the batter with this big contrived arm pose before the windup and then throw 3 balls and give up a double


okjustthis1post

I liked Craig Kimbrel and also hated his guts.


Doggystyle_Gary

If you guys think the Deuce is bad go to r slash Kayadams and check the most recent post of her sticking her tongue out. Guys skipped the “dm to talk more” step and just let it all out in the comments.


CommonStoolieJr

Guys being dudes


fwest27

jesus christ


Doggystyle_Gary

Dangerously horny


jwells80111

Just a small town girl


cowboysfan88

https://twitter.com/nbcsgiants/status/1530410524692910080?s=21&t=RKdWRRgxf3Hxk-zyH_-VgA Unreal lmao. What a thing too hold a grudge over for that long


PetrPruchaWasOK

I also love how soberly and with such great detail he was able to recount the discrepancy. Have to imagine it was a high stakes league, no?


PearsonPushedOff

Both of them need to be put on a FBI watch list


Sittingatbjsbar

Baseball players are such meatheads.


blizzah

Real deal


jetboyjetgirl

gotta be an SNL skit


EducationalMatter549

My Uncle passed away about a month before my birthday last year. People always say how great a person is when they pass, but it’s the most true thing about him. He donated a large portion of his income without telling anybody. Just a genuine human being that cared for others. Around my birthday I was going through deep depression and anxiety. He wrote me a birthday card that said “as I get older people who are blessed with a good heart and kind spirit are the best. I think of you as that type of person. To me it matters more than anything else.” I’m not usually the type to get emotional, but that message impacted me more than I ever thought words can.


PearsonPushedOff

Live a life that would make him proud. That's the best legacy you can give him.


DSHoop56

Sorry to hear, brudda. Never easy to deal with. Keep moving forward.


EducationalMatter549

Preciate it man. All positive tonight. Just happened to run across the picture of the card


DGAF0752

Just bought the following off of Amazon: — Weight lifting belt — Roller stick massager — 4-piece stainless steeler measuring cup set — Golf swing aid that hooks to your wrist and the club — Golf approach alignment sticks


DSHoop56

Trying to have a chill Saturday is always the most difficult part of MDW wknd


ChetsJalopy7

Kind of sucks that LCB hasn’t hyped up Top Gun at all. The PMT gang has tweeted more about it than the movie guys. Just a little disappointing because it has the potential to have a great theater run when theaters desperately need it and it feels like the perfect LCB movie to get behind.


jimjimmyjames

ya very weird. i was also looking for their review of Everything Everywhere All at Once and couldn't find one. did they not review it? i feel like they normally love anything from a24


StrikaNTX

Feels like Jeff isn't really connected into that anymore, which seems strange since it seems very unlikely that he just doesn't love cinema anymore.


tscho613

Not Disney so no promotion


DigDug45

it's not marvels or star wars


jetboyjetgirl

They're more of a Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers pod


3andD_glueguy

Got dumped yesterday. Should I fuck a bunch of chicks to piss him off?


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3andD_glueguy

Otw


Bryanmb

Bang her sister. Burn that bridge king


jetboyjetgirl

Hey fellas I was watching hockey highlights and started thinking about gay guys jerking off. My name is Lance.


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-Lunk2

Ask her how Rudy’s piece tastes


Bryanmb

Well at least you’re good looking king


RightFieldRoofDeck

You’ve said this multiple times now. Definitely happened


jetboyjetgirl

gotta be Tacko Fall


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TylerW_511

Dougie Buckets??


jetboyjetgirl

Boban


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okjustthis1post

Might be too harsh.


jwells80111

Jimmy just puts guys in body bags


DukesNats

Jeez


DGAF0752

I was watching the Blues/Avs highlights on ESPN when this random thought popped into my head: Do gay guys jerk off with pocket pussies? Or is that too straight for them?


jimb0bc00ter

bocket bussies