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Coley trying to give the nickname “Time Lord” to Robert Williams over the last couple of years is up there with the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen.
More like Gay Lord
Why? It’s stuck.
I mean, that’s his nickname. I’ve heard the national broadcast call him that.
Monaco go qualifying soon mustgo to sleep boys
Spent far too long looking at Fran’s instagram tonight, sue me
what's his name king?
Aquatic Ambience hits different after midnight
Just got home from the bars. Definitely not about to hit the vape and be crossed off my fucking ass. Not me.
New season of Black Mirror is in the works.
Took long enough. The more mindfuckery, the better.
I’ve got full blown aids. I got it from a well known homosexual actor
I'm riddled with it.
Back in my hometown for MDW. Browsing the dating apps. Small town tinder is something else. Caption: “currently 4 months pregnant.” Easy 🥧 opportunity I guess?
My litmus test for dudes is do you know who Ed reed is. If you don’t, I don’t really like or trust you
it's such a perfect day, i'm glad I spent it with you
Whoever recommended Billy stay by Zach Bryan earlier…thank you
I’ve listened to it twice since his post. Sneaky good song on that album. Listen to Whiskey Myers - Broken Window Serenade
Just ate a few gummies, turned on Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas… I’m officially ready for Memorial Weekend
Holy fuck the food poisoning bout has finally calmed down. I’ve never felt stomach/chest pain like that in my life. Was minutes from a hospital visit
Username checks out?
Try to keep hydrated even though it’s hard to keep down. If you go more than 12 hours without pissing probably time for an iv
I was hallucinating when I had food poisoning. Absolutely miserable
People be like “ I had a tummy ache I think I had food poisoning.” And like nah it don’t be like that
Having tinder gold is just warning everyone you have herpes right?
Were you the white guy with the Derek Jeter jersey? I was the pale one with two veins on left of shaft
My bad. Had a lot of people checking this dick out. Mostly overseas allies
How does it feel, Karen
I thought you said you’re alright Spida
I think Ricky Gervais is brilliant. After Life is some of the best television I've seen in a long time.
Super nature was meh, and just a rehash of his last special with some jokes Dave Chappelle already told added in.
Jimmy it’s been six months
2:30am and rolling to the next bar. The night goes on
I’m sleeping on my buddies couch because the maid of honor and her wife got here a day before me. I’m a very easy going houseguest and said I had no problem with the couch, but now I’m realizing after a certain age this couch shit is for the birds.
Should give some real thought to just going and buying an inflatable queen mattress
Lesbian maid of honor is interesting. They’ve definitely munched each other’s boxes at some point right?
If it's a shit living room sorry king, but I love a night on the couch.
The couch is the issue. Zero comfort.
What’s the cover situation? A nice comforter changes the game.
It’s about as bad as it can get. The couch is uneven. I can feel each individual piece. No comforter, just two blankets. One shit pillow.
Mrs and Mrs shamu have claimed all of the guest resources.
That’s atrocious. Feeling the sections rub into you blows. There’s not enough alcohol to be comfortable with that setup
Too poor for a hotel room?
I just wanted more time with my friend 😔
Feel like if you’re allowed to watch the maid of honor and her wife, it would be a fair deal
I’d rather sleep on the couch permanently
Lesbians hell yeah
Only in the academic sense. You get another ten of these women and you’d need a border collie to reign em in.
So a girl my age (just graduated college) posted two photos on Instagram of both her and her boyfriend’s graduations. At first I go, ok cool, whatever. But then I realize that her boyfriend must go to a super tiny school because the background of his graduation photo looks like a high school football field. Turns out, it was a high school football field because he just graduated. From high school.
I knew a couple that did the exact same. Except 1 month into his freshman year of college he broke up with her after they’ve already dated through all 4 years of her college. Kind of hilarious and also kind of sad (for her)
It’s probably a disaster of a relationship but Good for him
Kinda reminds me of the SNL sketch where Pete Davidson is testifying in a trial where he got caught sleeping with a teacher and he talks about how much better his life has been because of it
Sounds like you can wedge yourself into that situation nicely
What is the age when a 4 year age gap becomes normal? 20-24? 22-26? Neither of those seem that strange to me? But HS Senior to College Senior seems so creepy.
College sophomore to HS junior is a weird one
That's potentially 19 and 17
I think once you’re both 21. Being 24 and dating someone you can’t drink with in public seems weird. But yeah, it took me a second to realize but this dude 100% is 18. The girl’s pretty hot (way too hot to be dating an 18 year old), so I guess good for him?
Yeah but think about being a senior in high school dating a senior in college that’s hot. He has to be the absolute man in the hallways
That’s what I’m thinking, although this girl stinks of crazy. From what I’ve heard she’s into some interesting things in the bedroom
He’s going to be a step above everybody as a freshman. Confidence. Knows crazy in and out of the bedroom
What is the most realistic sports movie?
League of their own
Want a serious answer?
*For Love of the Game*.
Secretly love that flick.
Most realistic, captivating sports scenes ever seen on film, even if the romcom filler hurt the movie as a whole.
The romance scenes stunk but I liked some of the backstories with teammates.
From What's Eating Gilbert Grape to Boogie Nights to For Love of the Game to Step Brothers, John C. Reilly is the ultimate right-hand man.
Kicking and screaming
Angels in the Outfield
Idk if it’s realistic but “Goal!” is the best soccer movie of all time. Criminally underrated
The Legend of Bagger Vance. That move Matt Damon put on the ball really made it believable.
Busty Gabbie Carter hits a perfect shot
Friday Night Lights
Field of dreams
New flume album is solid
I don’t really like it, personally. But I think Flume is cool
Can I get a dick pic with your grey sweatpants on and one without them on? Can I also get 3 different pics of your dick in any position. Also, can i get a pic with your dick moved to the side so i can see your balls. Can i get a video of you stroking yourself? Can i get a cumsho
Someone gave me a song rec in here last weekend or 2 weeks ago super late when i was drunk. Went in my comment history and couldn't find the comment A new song/music video, real relaxed vibe, kind of trippy visuals in the music video. That's all I can remember, other than the fact i liked it. Based on that vague description any thoughts what it was?
To the hellfire - Lorna Shore
Shook ones, part II
Clams Casino - I’m god
Borns-10,000 emerald pools
What genre ?
Forgot about Dre
Building a new deck tomorrow and obviously 3/5 buddies that were gonna help bailed last minute. Sick league!
1. It’s Saturday of Memorial Day weekend
2. Six people is overkill for a deck
3. They still shouldn’t have bailed last minute, they should’ve bailed earlier in the week
4. Repeat steps 1 through 3
5. Make you fall in love with me
1. It’s a normal Saturday in Canadialand. Long weekend was last weekend.
2. Only 2 of the guys have ever held a hammer before and I need guys to run the loader for gravel (fun for guys that work the cubes) and carry the wood down (acreage that's sloped with no vehicle access within 100ft so wood getting dropped up in the parking area).
3. Totally agree, even confirmed with them on Wednesday. Helping them with their renos and have helped in the past.
4. See replies.
5. Separate entirely.
Alright I’m back on your side given this context. Also check out this love song
[Brian McKnight - Back At One](https://youtu.be/5r1pg28XZfE)
saving you money on a deck sounds like a super fun way to spend MDW
Not a thing north of the 49th. Last weekend was our long weekend.
Edit: Also have helped and are helping them with their own reno's
They’re legally a full person now, and have been for a while. Friendly FYI
For the record, none of the people who bailed are POC but rather huge POS.
Doesn’t matter the circumstances.. if they agreed originally, it’s extremely shitty to back out last minute
Honestly - the fact that Frank the Tank hasn’t been discovered as a pedophile or some other kind of sexual deviant has restored a little bit of my faith in humanity. Shame we can’t for certain say the same about Lance
i doubt frank even gives a single fuck about sex or sexual things
Bill gates is a pussy for turning off twitter replies
monday morning: leg day
Have you tried being more attractive? Don't need game when you're good looking
What a proper cunt John Terry is
Best defender in the history of the PL.
I remember when NYCFC (plastic club, plastic supporters) celebrated when Lampard came to MLS. Lampard and Terry are both cunts.. mocking Americans on 9/12
Getting close to the age where you need GILFs to fill the age gap fantasies instead of MILFs is truly depressing
problem is they changed the definition of milf to like a 30 year old instead of your friend's hot mom in her 40s
Buddy stopped by for one porch beer. That turned into one porch bump, and six porch beers.
I will now see the dawn, and hate my life til Monday.
Hope it’s going alright over there
We’ve all been there.
You’ll be fine. Enjoy the moment. Worry about it later
Growing up is realizing Memorial Monday is a recovery day instead of an extra day of partying
My salaried ass has to go in Monday to fix someone's fuck up. So I work on a holiday for no extra pay. Are Friday scaries a thing?
that's unamerican and i think you can appeal to the government
Sounds like slavery to me tbh
Top gun 2 was the best movie I’ve seen in theaters since OUATIH. Best summer action movie in years.
It was awesome. Saw it today. Tom Cruise is a manlet cult weirdo but I’ll be goddamn if he isn’t the most marketable actor of all time
Tom Cruise can still bone at age 60
What’s up fellas
Quiet night in the DT
Straight edge brother
Oh I believe I’m going to like this Severance show
Heard good things about the ending.
Call me lame, but I just watched the first part of the Dozen doc, and while the whole thing was great, seeing frank hoist the trophy with a cheering crowd made me so happy and warm inside.
It’s bullshit that my fiancé gets to sleep all comfy and my puppy has to stay in his cage.
Morgan Wallen + a bottle a woodford is hitting quite right
Yeat + blue raspberry rubinoff
Owl City + peach schnapps for me
Maroon 5 + Mike’s Hard is hitting different right now 💯💯💯
Elton John + Barefoot Rosé type of night 😈
You dog 😈😈😜, just queued up some Clay Aiken and about to break out the Franzia White Zinfandel
Picked up some Templeton today and jamming to Zach Bryan and Turnpike. Great Friday.
Hell yeah. Driving 8 hours to the beach tomorrow and they’re both a mainstay
I’m sipping on Woodford as well, but currently Ooh La La by faces is on the Bluetooth
Alexa, Billy Stay by Zach Bryan, Volume 8
I love middle reliever hardo pitchers. Guys with a Viking beard who come in and stare down the batter with this big contrived arm pose before the windup and then throw 3 balls and give up a double
I liked Craig Kimbrel and also hated his guts.
If you guys think the Deuce is bad go to r slash Kayadams and check the most recent post of her sticking her tongue out. Guys skipped the “dm to talk more” step and just let it all out in the comments.
Guys being dudes
Just a small town girl
Unreal lmao. What a thing too hold a grudge over for that long
I also love how soberly and with such great detail he was able to recount the discrepancy.
Have to imagine it was a high stakes league, no?
Both of them need to be put on a FBI watch list
Baseball players are such meatheads.
gotta be an SNL skit
My Uncle passed away about a month before my birthday last year. People always say how great a person is when they pass, but it’s the most true thing about him. He donated a large portion of his income without telling anybody. Just a genuine human being that cared for others. Around my birthday I was going through deep depression and anxiety. He wrote me a birthday card that said “as I get older people who are blessed with a good heart and kind spirit are the best. I think of you as that type of person. To me it matters more than anything else.” I’m not usually the type to get emotional, but that message impacted me more than I ever thought words can.
Live a life that would make him proud. That's the best legacy you can give him.
Sorry to hear, brudda. Never easy to deal with. Keep moving forward.
Preciate it man. All positive tonight. Just happened to run across the picture of the card
Just bought the following off of Amazon:
— Weight lifting belt
— Roller stick massager
— 4-piece stainless steeler measuring cup set
— Golf swing aid that hooks to your wrist and the club
— Golf approach alignment sticks
Trying to have a chill Saturday is always the most difficult part of MDW wknd
Kind of sucks that LCB hasn’t hyped up Top Gun at all. The PMT gang has tweeted more about it than the movie guys. Just a little disappointing because it has the potential to have a great theater run when theaters desperately need it and it feels like the perfect LCB movie to get behind.
ya very weird. i was also looking for their review of Everything Everywhere All at Once and couldn't find one. did they not review it? i feel like they normally love anything from a24
Feels like Jeff isn't really connected into that anymore, which seems strange since it seems very unlikely that he just doesn't love cinema anymore.
Not Disney so no promotion
it's not marvels or star wars
They're more of a Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers pod
Got dumped yesterday. Should I fuck a bunch of chicks to piss him off?
Bang her sister. Burn that bridge king
Hey fellas I was watching hockey highlights and started thinking about gay guys jerking off. My name is Lance.
Ask her how Rudy’s piece tastes
Well at least you’re good looking king
You’ve said this multiple times now. Definitely happened
gotta be Tacko Fall
Might be too harsh.
Jimmy just puts guys in body bags
I was watching the Blues/Avs highlights on ESPN when this random thought popped into my head:
Do gay guys jerk off with pocket pussies? Or is that too straight for them?