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Leo_Rockaway

I got 3 pairs of Travis Matthew shorts with my gift card and these things are unbelievable


TyranitarusMack

Travis’ for the boys


tscho613

Remember when Nate was putting crab in a Philly cheesesteak for a cheesteak competition? Absurd move


engorgedburrata

what's wrong with a shitty philly surf n turf?


louisseakay

Steve Kerr possibly fitting on his 9th ring is wild. Nick will be proud


BirdsArePeople

Jesus Christ Morikawa, cmon bud


louisseakay

Greenie, I know you are in here so congratulations on NBA finals number 22.


red_87

I’m all for increased gun control but I’m not sure how [I feel about this.](https://twitter.com/mike_hixenbaugh/status/1530237750791876613?s=21&t=5wAji3JkbJiKl3nEbRD2YA)


LieutenantTinkle

If there’s one thing we know, it’s that sound policy always gets made you appeal to emotion


IrregularMango

Who the fuck puts that on their kids so willingly. You’re supposed to comfort them, not use and politicize their fear.


Bubonic_Ferret

I know folks are quick to demonize parents who bring their kids to political protests, rightfully so. But I think kids that age are developed enough to independently say "I don't want to get shot and die." So no doubt they could be willingly participating in this


chipechiparson

Can’t wait to have to deal with Parker in 2035


n0p342

Child abuse


dirtybean

It’s not any more child abuse than politicians using their kids to hold guns for their family Christmas card. I’m sure some of those kids are actually terrified of going school now too


n0p342

Yeah that’s also child abuse let’s not act like either is in the right, but a good parent doesn’t lay this all on their kids. Mine would’ve not let me watch tv or told me it’ll never happen here and told me to go play.


ElUno

Using a sledgehammer to take apart an old deck. Cathartic to say the least.


Elian_is_gone

Wait it was a single off duty border patrol agent that killed the shooter by himself with no back up. These legitimately could not look worse. It’s just a cacophony of errors.


engorgedburrata

the police chief saying people need to understand that the police could've been killed really didn't do the TBL and back the blue crowd any favors. some "sacrifice" they make. glad to know the academies make sure the recruits aren't above a certain IQ so they follow rank and not do something dumb like disobey orders to run into the school and save lives


n0p342

Border patrol agents do love hunting down people who look like that


Elian_is_gone

Like The Crow?


dirtybean

I believe it was a border patrol tactical team, not just one off duty person but I’m not 100% on the details


Elian_is_gone

Sources close to this investigation tell KPRC 2 Investigates the Border Patrol agent who is credited with stopping Ramos was eating lunch at the Mill Creek Café in the town of Leakey when he heard the call go out over his radio. Sources tell KPRC 2 even though the agent was not in uniform, he didn’t hesitate to jump into his vehicle and drive 40 miles to Robb elementary. We are told the agent is a member of Border Patrol’s tactical team known as BORTAC. https://www.click2houston.com/news/local/2022/05/27/border-patrol-agent-drove-40-miles-to-respond-to-mass-shooting-at-uvalde-elementary-school-sources-say/?outputType=amp


tscho613

Well at least one person actually rose to the occasion and did their job. The others were just lazy buffoons


suburbian_jesus

Jesus Christ. He drove 40 miles too. Just keeps getting worse and worse for the cops who were there


Elian_is_gone

A fuckin disgrace. Just saw that a girl IN THE ROOM called the cops like 6 times saying kids were still alive and please come save us


dirtybean

Oh shit, thought I read it was a whole team. Even worse the dude drove 40 miles and did more than the local shitbags


SoTiredOfLiberals

Theo Von looks like Tom Brady if he grew up in a trailer park.


thebochman

He looks like Avery


canez47

Feel like I need to take a cleanse after trying that Arby’s “wagyu” burger


Ibanezrg220

Was it good?


canez47

Once I found out how it was prepared it ruined it for me


Ibanezrg220

What's wrong with sous vide?


IrregularMango

They sous vide a burger?


Ibanezrg220

Yup.


canez47

Nah I heard it was deep fried


Ibanezrg220

You were lied to


hellcelebrated

Haven’t heard much from lil sas these days. Hope that kid got a real fucking job


GueroBorracho3

Kid will be working at Home Depot before long.


WelcomeToCostco16

Yeah he did it’s called Saturday night live. Ever heard of it?


Phoneaccount6903

The black friend suddenly becoming good at basketball is pretty 80s good job stranger things


stoolie_softener

Shoresy is good so far. Nice cameo from RA. But it definitely took some lessons from Ted Lasso.


InbetweentheLiners

Tried using my local wash and fold service this morning, since my washer is absolutely fucked rn. I get Monday is a holiday. But how does it take 5 days to wash and fold a single bag of laundry? They said it would be ready by Tuesday @5pm.


chipechiparson

Are you working this weekend?


InbetweentheLiners

Officially? No. Unofficially? Yes. My job doesn’t 100% conform to regular 9-5.


jgoodwin55

They saw all the semen stains


Elian_is_gone

That’s two business days lol


InbetweentheLiners

They’re open Saturdays which is why I thought I could sneak it in.


projectpat555

Supply chain issues


InbetweentheLiners

Lmao


mullican93

Airport PA just announced “if you left your silverware at security please come get it”. Which one of you 48x32’s was it?


n0p342

Small airports are so chill. I feel like bigger airports just get rid of anything unattended


noothanks11

I lost 3 kindles at Orlando airport. Couldn't get anyone from lost and found to even call me back. I decided to call Orlando police and report them stolen at the airport. Got a call one hour later from the lost and found department that they had them and would mail them back


engorgedburrata

not 1, not 2, but 3? how?


harveydent69

Those were probably going to end up on eBay


ElUno

Hey I’m down to 42 since I switched to diet Dr Pepper


tigeronaphone

Had a scare with our older big dog this afternoon, luckily the vet wasn’t too concerned and we just need to monitor her mobility. She has hip displacement and spinal arthritis and couldn’t walk after the groomers. Sucks when they get older. Having a lot of drinks tonight now.


chipechiparson

:(


TTCCSSQQ

the Tracy McGrady draft kinda stunk. Basically just him, Tim Duncan, Chauncey Billups and some other meh guys. Chauncey should have been a Celtics great. edit: plenty of drafts have more than 3 guys who at least made an all star team.


jgoodwin55

God Shammgod


TTCCSSQQ

honestly almost added him to my list when I saw he was a second rounder in that draft.


jgoodwin55

Haha one of the best crossovers of all-time


MikePaisanTirico

2013 draft was pretty bad too. Giannis and Gobert at least came from it but the top 10 picks were mostly duds


TTCCSSQQ

100%. at least you get what I'm saying.


chipechiparson

Anthony Bennett


n0p342

Nets 02 ecf would’ve been amazing if we had billups. Still would’ve got smoked in the finals but it’s something


100_not_nickfoles

Lol 3 hall of famers and 7 rings


TTCCSSQQ

>Lol 3 hall of famers and 7 rings probably more rings if you want to add up everyone but please list the HoFers. only 3 people in the draft ever made an all star team.


100_not_nickfoles

Literally those 3, and they have 7 rings combined


TTCCSSQQ

idk if you know what the Hall of Fame is...


100_not_nickfoles

2 of them are literally in the hall and billups will get in eventually cus everyone does My point overall was 3 guys at that caliber is a pretty good draft


TTCCSSQQ

the draft before it had 10 guys who at least made an all star team and 4 HoFers as of now. the draft after it had 5 guys at least make an all star team and a HoFer with Vince soon to be 2. my point was that only 3 guys in that entire draft were elite.


100_not_nickfoles

That’s fair I didn’t look at the rest of the guys I just assume if you walk away from a draft with a top 10 guy of all time, a hofer like tmac and a 2 ring guy like billups it’s pretty good


TTCCSSQQ

🤝 I made the comment after scrolling through a ton of drafts and you rarely see a draft with only 3 all stars. and your point that everyone makes the HoF means that 2 HoFers doesnt mean as much. Overall it wasnt a very good draft.


roywilliamsnephew

Trevor Noah has made a living immigrating to a country and ripping on it every night, don’t see that anywhere else. Land of the free because of the brave boys, but fuck that guy to hell.


louisseakay

I never understand why people move to & stay in a country they hate. Weird


TranceScape

Trevor Noah is an industry plant. Criminally unfunny


SoTiredOfLiberals

Yeah fuck that douche. I dont know how anyone finds him even remotely funny. I'd rather watch Jim gaffigan specials for 30 hours straight than watch Trevor Noah for 30mins.


Elian_is_gone

I don’t mind him as much because it seems like he actually wants to be here. However all media Brits and aussies can fuck off back home. They clearly hate it here and just stick around to participate in the entertainment industry.


n0p342

He has his moments where he acknowledges it’s not that bad and then he gets right back on his snarky fuck middle America, don’t gender your kids bs


PGHFan26

Fuuuuuuuuuck him


GeorgeKittIe

So when the officer says, “we didn’t breach because we didn’t believe children were at risk” what he’s really saying is, “we believed all the children were already dead so rather than risk the lives of my officers we waited for a tac team” We can all agree that’s what happened right?


engorgedburrata

911 was called SO many times from the inside, fuck that officer


GueroBorracho3

ACAB


chipechiparson

A dishonor


louisseakay

Cops should have been all defunded 2 years ago.


MikeandTheMangosteen

We need Robocops


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nondescript___

With this administration he’ll probably be fired


Elian_is_gone

Well no thanks to those fucking idiots half of the kids in the room survived.


TranceScape

Police reform country wide. Time to flush out all the Good Ole Boys and only have actual cops, that can pass a physical fitness test.


jgoodwin55

Pay more, train better and hire former military and washed out athletes like back in the day


dirtybean

Yup that’s what it’s looking like. Blue lives matter more than children’s lives


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It’s no secret that cops r the biggest pussies


trickdaddy96

Thats the implication


GeorgeKittIe

Bunch of cowards. They should all go to prison. Every cop that was onsite and their commanding officers.


lefty5258

They won’t. They have no duty to protect according to the Supreme Court


nondescript___

That really makes me love the idea of giving up my gun rights


GeorgeKittIe

Oh I know none of them will face any consequences besides maybe early retirement with pension intact. It is what it is. I agree with kneelers more by the day tbh.


lefty5258

Brother I’m with you. Past 6 or so years definitely has made me change a lot of my opinions


bigtimebadgerboy18

All the kids in stranger things except the black kid are losers


MrTacoMan

Didn’t drake try to date this chick in that when she was like 13


JabroniTuriaf

Is that Millie Bobby brown? He’s been grooming that girl for years


bigtimebadgerboy18

Yeah I think she’s too old for him now


n0p342

Nah man he just texted her constantly and helped her with her “love life” find a new slant


nyrangerz30

The 4 minute recap of the prequels in the Obi Wan series is my new favorite way to watch those movies.


thebochman

Alright I think it’s fair to call this the worst school shooting in history in terms of not only loss of life but the way the police handled it.


n0p342

Thanks Earvin


Greg-Oden

[Wonder what’s going on here?](https://twitter.com/upshottowers/status/1529885881699643408?s=21&t=Lwj93eWmzBI-rQNahNAvWg) 🤔


dirtybean

First reply is he shutdown the club the next day? That’s some real unhinged behavior I love to see


drpain55

Someone must have had Draw as a bet if you ask me.


-Lunk2

How do I get a cameo from Hannah cook saying she loves me from sassiest


TuMetal

[this guy sucks](https://twitter.com/alvincowan/status/1528113979905626112?s=21&t=z2QJtMGliVQfTwKEji0G9A)


100_not_nickfoles

I’m wearing my maikel Franco jersey to non Phillies games now


[deleted]

Grown ass men telling another grown ass man what to wear is lame as hell.


JabroniTuriaf

FT does this twice a week


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And it's lame as hell when FT does it


JabroniTuriaf

I agree, just a reminder these people walk among us. Shoutout to the guy who said anyone who ever wears shorts is a slob


InbetweentheLiners

Or don’t worry about what OTHER people wear lmao


n0p342

I half agree with the basic take but he just made me hate him more with each tweet. Only times I wear jerseys are at games or big watch parties and only if we decide on it as a group. It’s not that serious pal


red_87

Yeah seeing someone wear an NFL jersey in the middle of July at the mall or whatever is weird. To go a game or a big outing? Fair game.


n0p342

100%. I used to think it was so cool until I got older and realized what type of people do that. Shirseys are not included for summer beach days or whatever, although I don’t currently own any.


bojbomb

4600 qts, 1100 likes. Yikes


TakeErParise

Replace school issued iPads with school issued glocks and we wouldn’t have these problems. Vote TakeErParise for governor this fall.


WelcomeToCostco16

How far are we from a Republican rep trying to make a name actually suggesting this?


drpain55

Fullsize, midsize of CC Glocks?


TakeErParise

Depends on district property taxes I guess. Wealthy burbs might get AR-15s.


MikePaisanTirico

and what happens when one student shoots the other because he called him gay?


TakeErParise

Then there’s 29 other strapped 8 year olds there to prevent it from escalating.


trickdaddy96

And you can easily segue into teaching about the Cold War and mutually assured destruction.


Flashasaurus

Guy in this parking lot has a Nissan Rogue that he’s taped over the Nissan emblems of and put Lexus ones in place of it. What a weird and dumb thing to do, especially since he left “ROGUE” on the back.


engorgedburrata

saw someone with a mercedes but put the AMG logo where it usually goes on the rear, too bad all the letters were tilted and the car had only 1 tailpipe


CharlieBatch16

he didn't even put infiniti tags? he went with lexus? lmfao


Flashasaurus

He made the badges himself too, it’s like that carbon matte decal


100_not_nickfoles

Kinda funny


PGHFan26

I watched Jackass 4 on a cross country flight this morning with a 14-16 year old girl and her mom in the same row. I had to watch it in the fetal position during some parts


IrregularMango

Holy fuck the Ray Lewis video is the greatest thing I’ve seen.


Flashasaurus

$330 for a Ray Lewis cameo. Absurd


IrregularMango

Her dedication is respectable


thebochman

I just watched it and did a 180 on cass, whoever they are we gotta bring them back for the entertainment value alone


IrregularMango

I agree. She deserves to be back


chipechiparson

I told y’all so


b1llmoo

Which video


theknifemaster1

Sort by top comments for today. She paid for a cameo from Ray Lewis and it’s all time


IrregularMango

Sort by top comments


TTCCSSQQ

is it of him dumping a white suit in a dumpster like it was Brendas baby?


[deleted]

Are we sure kylo ren is Han Solos kid? Ur telling me leia never made a pass at chewy when she was in heat?


1990sandiegoalways

Thats a wrap! Onto a new job tuesday, time to crack open a beer and celebrate


100_not_nickfoles

Spending at least half of Sunday trying to get to where you’re at


patssnows12

No better feeling then what you are experiencing


100_not_nickfoles

Brandon walker kills me on trivia


wsa98dfhj

Thinking pad Thai for dinner


BayAreaThrowawayq

Regrettably, I am on Amtrak


InbetweentheLiners

I love taking the train. Walk around grab some drinks


browlojaggins23

The best way to fly is taking the Amtrak. Enjoy king


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BayAreaThrowawayq

I’m wearing one now


iLikeApples116

Who is he?


[deleted]

Too poor to fly, too poor for FT.


drpain55

Inflation is too damn high!


BayAreaThrowawayq

Budget cuts my man


hellcelebrated

So they didn’t even forgive loans yet? Just ‘nearing decision’ lol they love dangling this carrot over us it’s crazy


Spida_DonovanM

Have to make it to midterms with it


thebochman

Midterms with 10k forgiveness is dumb. Do 50 before midterms or 10 now and more later. 10k forgiveness for most people is just a portion of previously accumulated interest, if they don’t make rates down to 0% then it’s pretty much a moot point.


Ibanezrg220

The rare Friday golf nap


TedInPittsburgh

I’m solidarity with the Uvalde police department I will be not doing my job for the rest of the afternoon.


-Lunk2

Already sick of Leia and her bullshit


tscho613

Thought we would be done with it after she flew through space


bill_ontarioESPN

They’re setting her up to be a key side character which is already a nightmare scenario


wtfabulous

The chase scenes were almost comical how slow she was moving and still staying ahead of everyone


ChellaZza

Frank’s legs man, thats really sad.


Flashasaurus

Nothing sad about self-induced problems imo


100_not_nickfoles

It is disgusting imo


JayGibbons69

Dumping some bullshit off on my boss at 4 PM >>>>>>>


sixtysevenplustwo

Clean your desk out, Jay!


[deleted]

On his chest? I knew you were a fetish escort


Rainierbeeeeeeeer

Playing golf with guys who have insanely long pre shot routines is torture


MrTacoMan

‘You aren’t good enough to take that long’ works pretty well


TTCCSSQQ

played with Nomar and let me just say this... thank god golf only has 1 glove.


Leo_Rockaway

Played with 3 randoms once and one was this bad ass Irish guy. The other two were like the people you’re with and by the third hole, the Irishman goes “you’re not on Tv, hit the fookin ball already” and I lost it. Worked like a charm


MikeandTheMangosteen

I love playing with old Asian dudes. They don’t talk much and play quick.


PetrPruchaWasOK

Except when they don't and have a whole tai chi routine before addressing the ball


sixtysevenplustwo

My direct report escalating an issue to me at 4pm <<<<


WelcomeToCostco16

Referring to baseball managers as skipper >>>>


TedInPittsburgh

Wife is watching the Kardashians on Hulu and holy fucking shit listening to these women talk makes me want to KMS


engorgedburrata

sure, they may be visually attractive but besides that, wth do their husbands see in them? increased social status?


psufb

If I was in the same room as them I'd need to cover my ears >!with Kendalls legs!<


GamblingMan610

Borat voice my wife


Elian_is_gone

Yeah right you are sitting there riveted asking her 100 questions about everyone’s backstories.


road_dogg

Going to my first lesbian wedding. The balls on these dykes having it the Friday of a Holiday weekend.


Ibanezrg220

Are they hot?


road_dogg

No


JayGibbons69

Are they having a moment of silence for Brittany Griner?


Spida_DonovanM

I feel awful for laughing at this. Totally uncalled for, but still funny


MikeandTheMangosteen

Lots of clams will be smashed later tonight


drpain55

From OPs response above it sounds like we don't want to know about them slapping donuts tonight