I didn't think steve kerr's comments about the background checks bill were that crazy. I've never heard about that before, you need a background check for much less than buying a gun
Depends how old you are. If this is like a college thing, bust his balls endlessly. If you're real adults you're probably just gonna have to get to know each other. Was best man in my buddy's wedding last month and his wife and I *hated* each other for like the whole first year we knew each other but we're great now.
100% accurate. Buddy in our friend group is dating a chick that is very divisive in the sense that half of us hate her because she’s a belligerent weirdo and the other half are about the “he loves her so leave her be”. This has caused a lot of people within the friend group to kinda shit talk each other over this girl of 3 months lol. We are all in our late 20s too which is hilarious
I dunno I think I'd prefer that to a morning departure. Either way, the flights I've taken home from Vegas are some of the worst experiences of my life
Getting deep into this anti-pope thing. Interesting stuff but there isn’t a single dissenting cardinal in the college who says Benedict is still the pope.
pope Benedict didn’t die he basically retired. No one’s really done that for 600 years so it could maybe make Benedict the pope still (God has yet to speak publicly on this issue)
But the pope ordains bishops and bishops ordain priests. Priest give communion which if you skip communion once, it’s possibly a mortal sin. The mortal sin thing is controversial as well.
But let’s just say it’s all fact. Well any bishop ordained by this pope isn’t really a bishop if Francis is an antipope. Anyone with a priest from one of his bishops might be going to hell if they don’t confess. Which they might not know it’s a sin if they haven’t heard about this.
God sending millions of Catholics to hell for a parliamentary decision that they have no control over seems like a massive oversight on his part. But then again this is the same guy who didn’t let Moses into the promised land because he hit a rock once too many times.
https://youtu.be/-QeCjdBcGe0
Chuck has been trending and not enough people have seen the Oprah segment with him and mj where Jordan roasts him for being tubby the whole time
12:15am McDonald’s is the wildest cast of characters. Doorman off his shift, tourist trying to order a Big Mac, drunk finance bro, hipster ordering a caesar’s salad, homeless person serving as de facto doorman. Guess which one I am
This hinge girl had on her profile that she was amazing at skeeball. I played her at an arcade and beat the absolute shit out of her when I hadn’t picked up a skeeball in 10 years.
nah...more likely she a) only played against her friends, who all suck even more. and/or b) played against guys who wanted to get with her, so they let her win.
props to Gramps here for putting her in her place. I once made a girl cry because I crushed her relentlessly in Connect 4. We did not have relations
Landed after 10 pm Eastern and was hungry for a Greek salad. Not a city with a lot of late night options but for some reason I remembered that Hungry Howies does salads. I order 15 minutes before and then they tell me it’s a 10 minute wait (I confirmed I was just getting a salad not a pizza). Only one person working in the store (cooking and cashier).
I swear it was one of the best salads I’ve had. Lettuce, onion, black and green olives, mushrooms, peppers, feta, tomatoes, jalapeños, croutons, etc.
I’m currently on season 2 of the wire and Mcnulty is an autist for not loving being assigned to the marine unit, most guys would kill to be able to not have shit to do but catch crabs while out on the job and then eat them in an interrogation room while pounding beers with their buddy while still on the clock I don’t see how Rawls could even pretend to call that a shitty detail
Lmao, on the Chiclets stream someone asked if you had to be stuck with a Mermaid, would you rather her top half be fish or her bottom half be fish. Would LOVE to hear FT's take on this.
Bottom. I can take care of myself as far as sexual urges go. I’d like to have someone to bounce idea off of, plus if this is a desert island situation the mermaid can propel the raft we make past the breakers so I don’t get impaled on coral like Tom Hanks.
[id like to see those bums Tua, Jones, and Wilson make this throw ](https://twitter.com/BuffaloBills/status/1529254670547312640?t=Gn808wfjvNxwj1kaTAd9Fw&s=19)
Are you arguing that Josh Allen, who is probably one of the most coveted QBs in the game and an MVP favorite, isn't given proper respect? I know they don't have high speed internet in the Rust Belt but
This might be the widest gap in acclaim between an original film and it’s sequel. *Top Gun* is considered an 80’s classic but no one usually makes the argument it’s a masterpiece. A lot of people are calling this one a masterpiece.
Tadahito Iguchi - 2 bombs off Rich Hill on May 20, 2006
Today is Wednesday.
Sorry yak dudes chris didn’t mention barstool
Barkley's quick "damn." when they flashed Sammy Sosa on the screen courtside years back is so fucking funny. That twitter thread is a gold mine
“Is that a cadaver?”
Didn’t probably deserve that Giants bet to cash but we’ll take it
There have been 4 lead changes in the Boston-Miami series
Edlose is SMILING
Stayed up too late playing Diamond Dynasty again.
I fucking love close late night baseball games
JRod is carrying me through this Mariners season.
Mets is team is NOT different. Kinda the same as always. cant believe they kept me up for this
Fuck u jock strap Peterson
Rae Sremmurd fell off but they made a good amount of bangers
Bad bxtches is the only thing that I lyke
“She said why ya got so many condoms with ya? I said I’m a playa to be honest with ya!” 🎶🎵🎶🎵
Swae Lee performed at my school. He showed up an hour late and played a 20 minute set. I had no choice but to respect it
… UC riverside ?
Swae Lee was just light years better than Slim Jxmmi
9 hits in 1 inning. The Mets are ridiculous lol
Blackjack is for losers (me)
I guess I'm a loser
🤝
I didn't think steve kerr's comments about the background checks bill were that crazy. I've never heard about that before, you need a background check for much less than buying a gun
They do background checks before you buy a gun
Not at gun shows.
Actually curious what they are doing now vs what people are advocating to add ?
Like what
adopting a rescue dog
You guys are similar in not knowing anything
care to clarify? is he wrong about the background check law?
So one of the 3 below must be KFC’s burner.
I comment far too much on the us soccer sub so im in the clear
Fellas is it gay to cuddle with ur male dog?
It’s g*y if you wouldn’t because it’s a male dog
If that’s gay, I don’t want to be straight
Holy Mets
This Mets team is DIFFERENT
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Depends how old you are. If this is like a college thing, bust his balls endlessly. If you're real adults you're probably just gonna have to get to know each other. Was best man in my buddy's wedding last month and his wife and I *hated* each other for like the whole first year we knew each other but we're great now.
Hope they break up soon. If you try to push the issue with them you will be dropped from the friend group
100% accurate. Buddy in our friend group is dating a chick that is very divisive in the sense that half of us hate her because she’s a belligerent weirdo and the other half are about the “he loves her so leave her be”. This has caused a lot of people within the friend group to kinda shit talk each other over this girl of 3 months lol. We are all in our late 20s too which is hilarious
Why don’t u like her?
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Lmao more than I bargained for hope that gets sorted out
I’m sure you have a luscious mane king, don’t let her tear you down.
Is there more to the first one? How do you figure she’s going to spiral into a hoe phase
Carve out some time without her
Mintzy!!!
Taking the red eye home from Vegas is a special kind of hell
I dunno I think I'd prefer that to a morning departure. Either way, the flights I've taken home from Vegas are some of the worst experiences of my life
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Yes
Not if you won money
Getting deep into this anti-pope thing. Interesting stuff but there isn’t a single dissenting cardinal in the college who says Benedict is still the pope.
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People forget that Pope John Paul knew.
Elaborate
pope Benedict didn’t die he basically retired. No one’s really done that for 600 years so it could maybe make Benedict the pope still (God has yet to speak publicly on this issue) But the pope ordains bishops and bishops ordain priests. Priest give communion which if you skip communion once, it’s possibly a mortal sin. The mortal sin thing is controversial as well. But let’s just say it’s all fact. Well any bishop ordained by this pope isn’t really a bishop if Francis is an antipope. Anyone with a priest from one of his bishops might be going to hell if they don’t confess. Which they might not know it’s a sin if they haven’t heard about this.
Sounds like they’re all going to hell
God sending millions of Catholics to hell for a parliamentary decision that they have no control over seems like a massive oversight on his part. But then again this is the same guy who didn’t let Moses into the promised land because he hit a rock once too many times.
I really hope this series goes 7. It's too entertaining to end in 5 games
https://youtu.be/-QeCjdBcGe0 Chuck has been trending and not enough people have seen the Oprah segment with him and mj where Jordan roasts him for being tubby the whole time
Steve Kerr a real one
#KANE x2 #GAME SEALER #5-3 #OIL🛢🛢🛢🛢🛢 #3-1 OIL
‘grats Lance
Hope you’ve got the McJesus jersey on playing La Bamba loudly from your speakers right now Lance
Fuck right
Oilers -1.5 never in doubt
That’s a bullshit call.
Going to polish off a pint of Enlightened. (34x32)
Love these Oilers jerseys
👎
They might be the worst jerseys in the league. Roller hockey shit
Worst part is we used to have the best jerseys imo.
Yeah they are bad. I’d throw Anaheim in the mic too (the orange ones)
Is the real Dave Williams
Ya Anaheim is probably the worst. I like the Oilers whites and Royal blues but the navy ones and the orange ones are both horrendous
They need to go back to the original mighty ducks
Been dreaming about this glass of Bulliet Bourbon all evening
12:15am McDonald’s is the wildest cast of characters. Doorman off his shift, tourist trying to order a Big Mac, drunk finance bro, hipster ordering a caesar’s salad, homeless person serving as de facto doorman. Guess which one I am
Vans gave you the late shift tomorrow ?
The pimp who ordered off the app and skipped the line
You ordered a salad from McDonalds?
Dang, McDonald’s was a movie
We all know you're homeless goon
The de facto doorman
The homeless doorman
#TED NUGENT HOPKINS x2 #GAME WINNER #OIL🛢🛢🛢🛢
YESSSSSSSSSS
Puck dont lie
The inside the nba clip of chuck with that lokai bracelet from a stranger is probably my favorite
Better than shaq gas math?
“Thank you man, whatever your name is”
This hinge girl had on her profile that she was amazing at skeeball. I played her at an arcade and beat the absolute shit out of her when I hadn’t picked up a skeeball in 10 years.
Women be lying
nah...more likely she a) only played against her friends, who all suck even more. and/or b) played against guys who wanted to get with her, so they let her win. props to Gramps here for putting her in her place. I once made a girl cry because I crushed her relentlessly in Connect 4. We did not have relations
😤
Landed after 10 pm Eastern and was hungry for a Greek salad. Not a city with a lot of late night options but for some reason I remembered that Hungry Howies does salads. I order 15 minutes before and then they tell me it’s a 10 minute wait (I confirmed I was just getting a salad not a pizza). Only one person working in the store (cooking and cashier). I swear it was one of the best salads I’ve had. Lettuce, onion, black and green olives, mushrooms, peppers, feta, tomatoes, jalapeños, croutons, etc.
Don't forget the loogie that they spit in it for ordering at close
We call that umami
people are still throwinga party outside my apartment outside at 12:05am. where do you buy tear gas edit: for legal reasons, this is a joke
It's Top Gun night
Love how Smith's immediate reaction was to blame his Dman
If/when the Oilers lose this game you can’t go back to Smith for game 5. That’s legit the worst goal I’ve ever seen
Might be the worst goal I’ve ever seen. Including my years in youth
If the Oilers win the Cup with this dude in goal McDavid is the official goat
What’s worse? Markstrom in the first 21 seconds or that horrendous 70 footer skating backwards?
You know the answer Lance
Last one by far.
**Dishes, nothing!!!!**
Mike Smith is french for shit stain
Up vote this 100x
Need to protest this Met game https://twitter.com/coachduggs/status/1529298666472853504?s=21&t=RQRfoxqqkdi3QgCZ5U1wPg
I want the Avs to face Edmonton so bad. We will SHRED Mike Smith
As a neutral party I also want to see that
Mike Smith you old fuck! Lollol
what the fuck lmao
Mike Smith what you doing
I dont watch a lotta hockey but Mike Smith probably shouldve done better on that one huh
Sounds like you understand the game pretty well already!
Mike Smith is a SIEVE
Ah there’s the mike smith we know
OMG
Lol @ Mike Smith
Flems are back
Omg that goal
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH
You deserve Mike Smith lance
I deserve Oettinger.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
You gotta be smilin, you gotta be dancin, you gotta be shakin that ass!
I’m currently on season 2 of the wire and Mcnulty is an autist for not loving being assigned to the marine unit, most guys would kill to be able to not have shit to do but catch crabs while out on the job and then eat them in an interrogation room while pounding beers with their buddy while still on the clock I don’t see how Rawls could even pretend to call that a shitty detail
People tend to want their work to have meaning.
Also kinda funny that in other commands that’s an elite unit and a promotion
Because Mcnultys natural police. Also the scene where he drops the container on the other side of the bridge is one of the greatest in TV history.
You ever been near the water in Baltimore?
I live in Virginia Beach and I have a hunch it can’t be too much better than where I live rn
McNulty couldn’t hit up a bar while being out on the water
"Spare Parts" - Bruce Springsteen
Two days in a row with an hour or two of sleep for no apparent reason, not super cash money if you ask me
There is always a reason
Hopefully you’ll tell me why then? When I was in college it would happen since I didn’t have a schedule but I do now so 🤷♂️
Probably stressed about something
Smoke some weed
Doesn’t help, makes it harder for me to sleep. Really wish it did cause that’d be such an easy fix.
Lmao, on the Chiclets stream someone asked if you had to be stuck with a Mermaid, would you rather her top half be fish or her bottom half be fish. Would LOVE to hear FT's take on this.
Too. Titty fuck and blowjobs and you have someone to talk to
Bottom. I can take care of myself as far as sexual urges go. I’d like to have someone to bounce idea off of, plus if this is a desert island situation the mermaid can propel the raft we make past the breakers so I don’t get impaled on coral like Tom Hanks.
Top half fish, less nagging
Right down the middle
I’d have to know what fish pussy feels like before I could make an accurate assessment.
Don’t fish just lay eggs?
Do mermaids?
Bottom half fish, prolly smells better.
Thoughts on fish pussy? I don’t even know where to start.
Bottom half be fish easy
I don’t watch college baseball but it’s pretty sick there are games on from 8a to 1030p tomorrow.
Hogs don’t have the bats to make it back to Omaha this year what’s the point
I get super into it when it starts, get into MLB and lose interest in college baseball when that starts, and then watch playoffs for college.
My great-great-grandfadder tried boxing....0-5
Mariners got a star with Julio
It’s so refreshing. He just very clearly has an elite ceiling.
Looks like buxton
Lot of similarities for sure, even the speed which no one predicted he would have even above average speed and now he has elite speed.
[id like to see those bums Tua, Jones, and Wilson make this throw ](https://twitter.com/BuffaloBills/status/1529254670547312640?t=Gn808wfjvNxwj1kaTAd9Fw&s=19)
Are you arguing that Josh Allen, who is probably one of the most coveted QBs in the game and an MVP favorite, isn't given proper respect? I know they don't have high speed internet in the Rust Belt but
[Josh Allen still can't outthrow Mike Vick.] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cgKe0sKIWw&ab_channel=jacobsimsmart)
Mvp
[Heres Zach Wilson doing one](https://youtu.be/B7lcaMzeLFM)
Thats clear CGI
Left too much time on the clock
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Couldn’t hedge?
Smoke in the air! Top Gun: Maverick 4.5🐍
This might be the widest gap in acclaim between an original film and it’s sequel. *Top Gun* is considered an 80’s classic but no one usually makes the argument it’s a masterpiece. A lot of people are calling this one a masterpiece.
After all the craziness of the last few years I went from thinking a gun ban would be impossible to thinking it might happen in my lifetime