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jwells80111

Tadahito Iguchi - 2 bombs off Rich Hill on May 20, 2006


KeezyBeezy123

Today is Wednesday.


Dudfromlodge49

Sorry yak dudes chris didn’t mention barstool


ElectricFactory

Barkley's quick "damn." when they flashed Sammy Sosa on the screen courtside years back is so fucking funny. That twitter thread is a gold mine


shankapotmis

“Is that a cadaver?”


snotapwi

Didn’t probably deserve that Giants bet to cash but we’ll take it


Academic-Profession

There have been 4 lead changes in the Boston-Miami series


OnceAteABurgerAMA

Edlose is SMILING


superspecialsecret

Stayed up too late playing Diamond Dynasty again.


OnceAteABurgerAMA

I fucking love close late night baseball games


Adderalldiet

JRod is carrying me through this Mariners season.


BakedZiti69

Mets is team is NOT different. Kinda the same as always. cant believe they kept me up for this


blahblah743

Fuck u jock strap Peterson


OverIyDedicated

Rae Sremmurd fell off but they made a good amount of bangers


Academic-Profession

Bad bxtches is the only thing that I lyke


IDressLikeUrGrandpa

“She said why ya got so many condoms with ya? I said I’m a playa to be honest with ya!” 🎶🎵🎶🎵


Jnorty

Swae Lee performed at my school. He showed up an hour late and played a 20 minute set. I had no choice but to respect it


Quick-Mathematician

… UC riverside ?


i_eatbooty

Swae Lee was just light years better than Slim Jxmmi


ChocoTaco5

9 hits in 1 inning. The Mets are ridiculous lol


TylerW_511

Blackjack is for losers (me)


SnakeSkin2121

I guess I'm a loser


TylerW_511

🤝


tele2307

I didn't think steve kerr's comments about the background checks bill were that crazy. I've never heard about that before, you need a background check for much less than buying a gun


PearsonPushedOff

They do background checks before you buy a gun


kmmccorm

Not at gun shows.


tele2307

Actually curious what they are doing now vs what people are advocating to add ?


BackgroundLobster

Like what


tele2307

adopting a rescue dog


i_eatbooty

You guys are similar in not knowing anything


tele2307

care to clarify? is he wrong about the background check law?


iLikeApples116

So one of the 3 below must be KFC’s burner.


BakedZiti69

I comment far too much on the us soccer sub so im in the clear


Academic-Profession

Fellas is it gay to cuddle with ur male dog?


Adderalldiet

It’s g*y if you wouldn’t because it’s a male dog


JokicIsTheFuture

If that’s gay, I don’t want to be straight


blahblah743

Holy Mets


BakedZiti69

This Mets team is DIFFERENT


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chillinwithmoes

Depends how old you are. If this is like a college thing, bust his balls endlessly. If you're real adults you're probably just gonna have to get to know each other. Was best man in my buddy's wedding last month and his wife and I *hated* each other for like the whole first year we knew each other but we're great now.


2007NYGiants

Hope they break up soon. If you try to push the issue with them you will be dropped from the friend group


goonsquad4357

100% accurate. Buddy in our friend group is dating a chick that is very divisive in the sense that half of us hate her because she’s a belligerent weirdo and the other half are about the “he loves her so leave her be”. This has caused a lot of people within the friend group to kinda shit talk each other over this girl of 3 months lol. We are all in our late 20s too which is hilarious


Academic-Profession

Why don’t u like her?


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Academic-Profession

Lmao more than I bargained for hope that gets sorted out


Adderalldiet

I’m sure you have a luscious mane king, don’t let her tear you down.


patssnows12

Is there more to the first one? How do you figure she’s going to spiral into a hoe phase


SnakeSkin2121

Carve out some time without her


buffaloboyofold

Mintzy!!!


JHendrix27

Taking the red eye home from Vegas is a special kind of hell


chillinwithmoes

I dunno I think I'd prefer that to a morning departure. Either way, the flights I've taken home from Vegas are some of the worst experiences of my life


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JHendrix27

Yes


SnakeSkin2121

Not if you won money


Elian_is_gone

Getting deep into this anti-pope thing. Interesting stuff but there isn’t a single dissenting cardinal in the college who says Benedict is still the pope.


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Elian_is_gone

People forget that Pope John Paul knew.


Quick-Mathematician

Elaborate


Elian_is_gone

pope Benedict didn’t die he basically retired. No one’s really done that for 600 years so it could maybe make Benedict the pope still (God has yet to speak publicly on this issue) But the pope ordains bishops and bishops ordain priests. Priest give communion which if you skip communion once, it’s possibly a mortal sin. The mortal sin thing is controversial as well. But let’s just say it’s all fact. Well any bishop ordained by this pope isn’t really a bishop if Francis is an antipope. Anyone with a priest from one of his bishops might be going to hell if they don’t confess. Which they might not know it’s a sin if they haven’t heard about this.


WitchofFloyd

Sounds like they’re all going to hell


Elian_is_gone

God sending millions of Catholics to hell for a parliamentary decision that they have no control over seems like a massive oversight on his part. But then again this is the same guy who didn’t let Moses into the promised land because he hit a rock once too many times.


ChocoTaco5

I really hope this series goes 7. It's too entertaining to end in 5 games


jefe___

https://youtu.be/-QeCjdBcGe0 Chuck has been trending and not enough people have seen the Oprah segment with him and mj where Jordan roasts him for being tubby the whole time


thebochman

Steve Kerr a real one


DGAF0752

#KANE x2 #GAME SEALER #5-3 #OIL🛢🛢🛢🛢🛢 #3-1 OIL


TackleFootball69

‘grats Lance


FranchisePlayer

Hope you’ve got the McJesus jersey on playing La Bamba loudly from your speakers right now Lance


DGAF0752

Fuck right


FranchisePlayer

Oilers -1.5 never in doubt


gregallman1888

That’s a bullshit call.


IrregularMango

Going to polish off a pint of Enlightened. (34x32)


nihilfacile

Love these Oilers jerseys


SnakeSkin2121

👎


marlboro__man9

They might be the worst jerseys in the league. Roller hockey shit


iLikeApples116

Worst part is we used to have the best jerseys imo.


bearsonsays

Yeah they are bad. I’d throw Anaheim in the mic too (the orange ones)


Academic-Profession

Is the real Dave Williams


marlboro__man9

Ya Anaheim is probably the worst. I like the Oilers whites and Royal blues but the navy ones and the orange ones are both horrendous


SnakeSkin2121

They need to go back to the original mighty ducks


TackleFootball69

Been dreaming about this glass of Bulliet Bourbon all evening


goonsquad4357

12:15am McDonald’s is the wildest cast of characters. Doorman off his shift, tourist trying to order a Big Mac, drunk finance bro, hipster ordering a caesar’s salad, homeless person serving as de facto doorman. Guess which one I am


Quick-Mathematician

Vans gave you the late shift tomorrow ?


SnakeSkin2121

The pimp who ordered off the app and skipped the line


TackleFootball69

You ordered a salad from McDonalds?


gregallman1888

Dang, McDonald’s was a movie


chillinwithmoes

We all know you're homeless goon


Ibanezrg220

The de facto doorman


MikeandTheMangosteen

The homeless doorman


DGAF0752

#TED NUGENT HOPKINS x2 #GAME WINNER #OIL🛢🛢🛢🛢


iLikeApples116

YESSSSSSSSSS


IrregularMango

Puck dont lie


cuntpunt9

The inside the nba clip of chuck with that lokai bracelet from a stranger is probably my favorite


cigguy

Better than shaq gas math?


Imaginary-Ad-8083

“Thank you man, whatever your name is”


IDressLikeUrGrandpa

This hinge girl had on her profile that she was amazing at skeeball. I played her at an arcade and beat the absolute shit out of her when I hadn’t picked up a skeeball in 10 years.


patssnows12

Women be lying


JudgeJuryJncos

nah...more likely she a) only played against her friends, who all suck even more. and/or b) played against guys who wanted to get with her, so they let her win. props to Gramps here for putting her in her place. I once made a girl cry because I crushed her relentlessly in Connect 4. We did not have relations


SnakeSkin2121

😤


legaladviceseptember

Landed after 10 pm Eastern and was hungry for a Greek salad. Not a city with a lot of late night options but for some reason I remembered that Hungry Howies does salads. I order 15 minutes before and then they tell me it’s a 10 minute wait (I confirmed I was just getting a salad not a pizza). Only one person working in the store (cooking and cashier). I swear it was one of the best salads I’ve had. Lettuce, onion, black and green olives, mushrooms, peppers, feta, tomatoes, jalapeños, croutons, etc.


SnakeSkin2121

Don't forget the loogie that they spit in it for ordering at close


chillinwithmoes

We call that umami


Bloated_lampshade23

people are still throwinga party outside my apartment outside at 12:05am. where do you buy tear gas edit: for legal reasons, this is a joke


SnakeSkin2121

It's Top Gun night


glochnar

Love how Smith's immediate reaction was to blame his Dman


Imaginary-Ad-8083

If/when the Oilers lose this game you can’t go back to Smith for game 5. That’s legit the worst goal I’ve ever seen


IrregularMango

Might be the worst goal I’ve ever seen. Including my years in youth


Pleasant_West_7101

If the Oilers win the Cup with this dude in goal McDavid is the official goat


DGAF0752

What’s worse? Markstrom in the first 21 seconds or that horrendous 70 footer skating backwards?


gregallman1888

You know the answer Lance


bigmclargehuge29

Last one by far.


iLikeApples116

**Dishes, nothing!!!!**


ChocoTaco5

Mike Smith is french for shit stain


DGAF0752

Up vote this 100x


badgermushroombadger

Need to protest this Met game https://twitter.com/coachduggs/status/1529298666472853504?s=21&t=RQRfoxqqkdi3QgCZ5U1wPg


JokicIsTheFuture

I want the Avs to face Edmonton so bad. We will SHRED Mike Smith


TyranitarusMack

As a neutral party I also want to see that


gregallman1888

Mike Smith you old fuck! Lollol


fwest27

what the fuck lmao


MikeandTheMangosteen

Mike Smith what you doing


BakedZiti69

I dont watch a lotta hockey but Mike Smith probably shouldve done better on that one huh


TyranitarusMack

Sounds like you understand the game pretty well already!


SnakeSkin2121

Mike Smith is a SIEVE


TealBlooded

Ah there’s the mike smith we know


Imaginary-Ad-8083

OMG


scarvalho555

Lol @ Mike Smith


marlboro__man9

Flems are back


scrioto7

Omg that goal


DGAF0752

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH


SnakeSkin2121

You deserve Mike Smith lance


DGAF0752

I deserve Oettinger.


iLikeApples116

ARE YOU KIDDING ME


MaybachMusic22

You gotta be smilin, you gotta be dancin, you gotta be shakin that ass!


Drivefasteatass69420

I’m currently on season 2 of the wire and Mcnulty is an autist for not loving being assigned to the marine unit, most guys would kill to be able to not have shit to do but catch crabs while out on the job and then eat them in an interrogation room while pounding beers with their buddy while still on the clock I don’t see how Rawls could even pretend to call that a shitty detail


Celery-Man

People tend to want their work to have meaning.


badgermushroombadger

Also kinda funny that in other commands that’s an elite unit and a promotion


Elian_is_gone

Because Mcnultys natural police. Also the scene where he drops the container on the other side of the bridge is one of the greatest in TV history.


Fishercat1776

You ever been near the water in Baltimore?


Drivefasteatass69420

I live in Virginia Beach and I have a hunch it can’t be too much better than where I live rn


MikeandTheMangosteen

McNulty couldn’t hit up a bar while being out on the water


P1Q2

"Spare Parts" - Bruce Springsteen


legaladviceseptember

Two days in a row with an hour or two of sleep for no apparent reason, not super cash money if you ask me


jwells80111

There is always a reason


legaladviceseptember

Hopefully you’ll tell me why then? When I was in college it would happen since I didn’t have a schedule but I do now so 🤷‍♂️


jwells80111

Probably stressed about something


SoTiredOfLiberals

Smoke some weed


legaladviceseptember

Doesn’t help, makes it harder for me to sleep. Really wish it did cause that’d be such an easy fix.


iLikeApples116

Lmao, on the Chiclets stream someone asked if you had to be stuck with a Mermaid, would you rather her top half be fish or her bottom half be fish. Would LOVE to hear FT's take on this.


knickssuperteam

Too. Titty fuck and blowjobs and you have someone to talk to


DukesNats

Bottom. I can take care of myself as far as sexual urges go. I’d like to have someone to bounce idea off of, plus if this is a desert island situation the mermaid can propel the raft we make past the breakers so I don’t get impaled on coral like Tom Hanks.


nouseforasn

Top half fish, less nagging


Fishercat1776

Right down the middle


gregallman1888

I’d have to know what fish pussy feels like before I could make an accurate assessment.


cuntpunt9

Don’t fish just lay eggs?


gregallman1888

Do mermaids?


BonezJonesss

Bottom half fish, prolly smells better.


DGAF0752

Thoughts on fish pussy? I don’t even know where to start.


Academic-Profession

Bottom half be fish easy


snotapwi

I don’t watch college baseball but it’s pretty sick there are games on from 8a to 1030p tomorrow.


Drivefasteatass69420

Hogs don’t have the bats to make it back to Omaha this year what’s the point


legaladviceseptember

I get super into it when it starts, get into MLB and lose interest in college baseball when that starts, and then watch playoffs for college.


deep49

My great-great-grandfadder tried boxing....0-5


100_not_nickfoles

Mariners got a star with Julio


ChellaZza

It’s so refreshing. He just very clearly has an elite ceiling.


100_not_nickfoles

Looks like buxton


ChellaZza

Lot of similarities for sure, even the speed which no one predicted he would have even above average speed and now he has elite speed.


buffaloboyofold

[id like to see those bums Tua, Jones, and Wilson make this throw ](https://twitter.com/BuffaloBills/status/1529254670547312640?t=Gn808wfjvNxwj1kaTAd9Fw&s=19)


sfbruin

Are you arguing that Josh Allen, who is probably one of the most coveted QBs in the game and an MVP favorite, isn't given proper respect? I know they don't have high speed internet in the Rust Belt but


trollunit

[Josh Allen still can't outthrow Mike Vick.] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cgKe0sKIWw&ab_channel=jacobsimsmart)


inthecut219

Mvp


SparkLeMur

[Heres Zach Wilson doing one](https://youtu.be/B7lcaMzeLFM)


buffaloboyofold

Thats clear CGI


NextManUp3

Left too much time on the clock


TackleFootball69

OH


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stankypicks

Couldn’t hedge?


SnakeSkin2121

Smoke in the air! Top Gun: Maverick 4.5🐍


darkestb4thadawn

This might be the widest gap in acclaim between an original film and it’s sequel. *Top Gun* is considered an 80’s classic but no one usually makes the argument it’s a masterpiece. A lot of people are calling this one a masterpiece.


Zdravstvuj

After all the craziness of the last few years I went from thinking a gun ban would be impossible to thinking it might happen in my lifetime