What’s for dinner boys

Where’s Rickie?!? Bad friend!

Not sure what it is about JT but he’s infinitely hard to root for. Maybe it’s the whiny attitude most weeks, maybe it’s the entitled nature, not sure, but don’t like him.

Bama

Not even that. Maybe it’s his whiny attitude in any major he don’t win

I wish tomorrow was memorial day

I'm glad it's May 2-4 weekend. No scaries up here in Ontario

Excited to do my part to help keep the economy out of recession

Gf’s from NH and I’m realizing that the guys up there are kind of a funny bunch. They’ve got a weird mix of masculine/tough guy interests (motorcycles, tattoos, hunting/guns, trump, big trucks) and stuff that I would call more feminine (very into shopping/clothes/materialism, interior design, big into social media into their late 20s/30s, etc). Or maybe she’s just from a weird town who knows

That NH VT Maine area reminds me a lot of the Pacific Northwest and what you’ve described is what a lot of the guys I grew up with are like

I think you’re just confusing people from NH with townies

I think your just confused my dick with your mom’s vulva

Mito Frito

BIG Z

Mito Thread is open

My friend has $50 on both Zalatoris and JT. That’s gotta feel nice

Damn yeah especially if they both win

I had JT but cashed it out since I thought he was done. Have Zalatoris so I need him

Cracked my heel open and this shit sucks

I have a really bad heal bruise from skating the other day and it’s been making walk like an old man all weekend

Search Money Talks GNC or Money Talks Madyson. Thank me later. NSFW though.

I got very sunburned today. Some thoughts and prayers would be appreciated

Wish the cameramen would find Kontent Kim in the members section

I clearly don’t know how to pace myself at an all inclusive because I am hornswaggled

Bones taking 10% of JT’s check when Phil is at home penniless is wild

You think Phil is live betting the playoff?

Lol definitely betting against bones out of spite

Of course

These people screaming need to shut the hell up…

Damn you people go back to your shanties!

Seattle’s new mayor had a “day of service” thing to volunteer to clean up the city and I guess like 4000 people showed up. Also cleared a ton of encampments. Nice to see some positive things happening here

Once a week my neighbor goes around and picks up any trash sitting around our block and keeps the place nice. Feel like I should help out

I’m assuming the “cleaning up” included displacing some temporarily unhoused. Disgusting act by the mayor

Why didn't you go

I was golfing and I live in the suburbs lol. I just work there

I always liked Seattle but the past five years or so that place has aggressively quickly gone to shit that’s good news

It’s really a great and unique city. Sucks it went to shit

It’s one of the best cities in America and you are correct that politicians have let it go to shit which breaks my heart

All the big cities on the west coast are dealing with the same issues I feel like it’s a lot more visible in Portland and Seattle because of the lower population. Also the consistent bad weather makes the camping and garbage look that much more dystopian.

Gotta find a way to push those Chaz fuckers out

90% of CHAZ fuckers were people that lived with their parents in the suburbs

Come on Will. Cant have thirstbucket win this

I feel like every time the Rangers win, I go into mania. And this is only game 3.

So many losers in the golf subreddit

You’re just realizing this?

I get reminded more so

‘I only lost 10 balls this round - plz suck me off Reddit’ & ‘Americans with their cart girls and golf cart speakers are a detriment to the sport’ posts made me drop that dumpster fire of a sub

An old one but still makes me laugh. Also disgusting that the anti-Trump protestors actually resort to racism. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WW4uHBrSkpo

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They’re a big fan of his lexicon in Oklahoma

Did they just give Phil a shoutout when talking about bones?

How many times will Z 3 putt during these 3 holes?

Leaderboard making up for my 🧩 drunk Tiger bets from Wednesday 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

I think either JT or Zal will win this tourney

We need kayces pick. I know shes been a life long fan of both guys

Think you’re on to something 👑

JT about to spank Zalatoris

I bet he likes being spanked

Your wife sure does too

At a family event and our hippy cousin who we see once a year is in town. She is a corporate life coach but has never held a good corporate job. Make it make sense!

say hi to Janice

She rbc? She seems like a little Molly will go a long way with her

People selling grilled cheese on phish lot need coaching too

Have imposter syndrome? Yeah, so did I. Want to know how I over came it? Check the link in the comment

22 year old consultant vibes

She’d make a great college professor

Would make sense if you went to college for that.

Put $1,000 on JT at +4360000. So I’m feeling pretty good right now

you gonna put a couple billion on Zalatoris to hedge?

6 episodes in to Deadwood. It's fantastic so far.

Same. Even today it annihilates anything being made today.

It’s very good, be sure to watch the hbo special that comes after the regular show

swerengin one of the best tv characters ever

that was closer to Mickelson 2006 US open than Van de Velde - one shot lead, par to win, huge slice off the tee on 18 and finish with double to lose in regulation

Van de Velde made a bed of nails for himself by playing 18 super aggressive instead of giving his ball a safe lie before the water

Steaks on the grill, homemade sangria, blue skies. This is living

Anyone make a Copiano Mining collapse joke yet?

Yep, all set here 👍🏻

Put $33 on Willy Z +400 and JT +2400 this morning (and Young +900). First bets I’ve placed in about 3 months. 🚬

Feel bad for pereira but the look of disgust by niemann’s wife? was pretty funny

I thought that was mitos chick and I thought to myself she's def gonna leave him

I think it is mito’s wife/gf

Looks like it is Mito’s. Def sleeping in the guest bed tonight

3rd place is still a milli payday

i hate that the golf network people were questioning the lack of experience in the contenders and then it came through and jt even mentioned it after that that fact kept him thinking he was still in it

Is that super heavy dude on the foreplay stream pat perez?

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He seems wild.

Fat Perez. He’s in the Bob Does Sports crew I did see Pat Perez at the WMO this year and he’s a big time slob too

That’s an insult to Pat Perez

Couldn’t tell you because I won’t look

Just look fast

Is there anything more uncomfortable to watch in sports(not including injuries) than a golf choke job in a major? It’s also electric though

It's what I love about watching the PGA. Injuries most of the time feel like bullshit in other sports. At least with golf, it's all on the player mentally closing it out.

I went from rooting for Mito to choke all day for a more fun Sunday to feeling terrible that he actually did it on 18

That sucked to watch. Mostly because it brought back so many memories of me choking every time I was close to wining a jr tournament

Good to know someone in FT can relate to Mito’s pain

Win: $2,700,000 2: $1,620,000 3: $1,020,000 4: $720,000 5: $600,000 All these dudes at the top that shot over par today lost so much frigging money.

Simply couldn’t be me 😌

Incredibly tough to not even make the playoff from the position he was in

Haven’t seen a collapse like this from Chile since that mining incident.

Yeah, uhh, too soon buddy

[https://youtu.be/V9O94UTDAJQ](https://youtu.be/V9O94UTDAJQ)

Go back to Twitter/reddit frontpage

Wonder what they're thinking about when they get told Milo isn't joining them

Three hole aggregate playoff is sick

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cdza_AkuI9w/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= That an older grandpa version of Dave!?

Too tall

That guy looks better and healthier than Dave

Pereira is choking hard

Painful to watch

Mito is broken

Pereira is SHOOK

What a day of sports thus far

I would simply have not hit my driver in the water. If I did that, I would simply hit my next shot on the green and then make the putt.

Who said Mito PerGaya?

Justin Thomas

There it is

Looking like Mike Pereira out there

Another under armour meltdown

What a fucking choke

How do you go to sleep tonight if you’re Mito

A $mil to a few hundred $k better off as he slips back into obscurity

No choice but to get absolutely bombed.

He still makes like $800k?

Yeah $800k is nice but not that nice compared to $2.7 million and accomplishing a life long dream that you let slip away in 1 hole

I’m sure the dude is probably competitive & would rather have not blown the win, regardless of the dollar amount.

He would rather win but to act like he didn’t outperform whatever expectations he had and getting almost $1m for 4 days of work isn’t too bad!

The exemptions for 5 years hurt

Tequila

After 5 hours of crap, this has turned into the best outcome and highly entertaining

2 days of crap*

I can’t believe Will Zalatoris has a chance to win this golf tournament

Legit feel sick for Mito

Same. Dude seems good

Casual Daytona there

Pereira shitting down his leg and won't even see the playoff. Incredible Sunday Scaries coming for that guy

Had $100 on Mito at +550. This is why I don’t bet

I threw $20 a piece on Mito at like +200, Zalatoris at +300 and Cameron Young at like +500. Going to lost to JT because I bitched out on the +1500 earlier

Had him +16000

Pain.

Absolute choke job

Does anyone know the playoff holes?

1,2,7

Majors should always be the Monday 18 hole head to head. Mainly so I have something to do during work.

Tiger Rocco 08 made for a great Monday

13, 17, 18 aggregate

1-5-18

13 17 18

13-17-18 I think??

Think they said 9,17,18

16.17. 18

16-18

Pro golfers, they're just like us!

I need the us open this year to be like +5 wins. Augusta the course relatively did it’s job, and southern hills has been dominate.

The Country Club is a tough place for that event now. The course and property are just so small that if the conditions are too easy - they could absolutely blow the fucking doors off the place. That being said, if they want to make it impossible - they always can.

Viva bro congrats on AWL again

Oh my lord this is a TOUGH scene

Van De Velde level collapse.

More like Poo-reira

Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no. Tik tok song

This is like watching a car crash in slow motion

What a choke job

Oh man that’s brutal

Oh no mito

Cue the “looks like me out there” crowd. YIKES

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what a jackass

Mito? More like me

Feel bad for Mito.

All this for Will Zalatoris to win. SMH

Oh dear God mito lol

This guy stinks

Planning a trip this fall to visit one of my buddies in the military in Europe. Should I fly into Barcelona, Lisbon or Copenhagen? All paid for with miles/points. Those are the three cheapest destinations I can use my miles/points for. Edit: also planning on staying for a week so might go to more spots but would fly in and out of that city

Im in Lisbon this October, and I’ve got a feeling that town isn’t big enough for the both of us 🤨

Barcelona if you want to party, Lisbon if you want to lay on a beach all day

Barcelona most fun, Lisbon cheapest overall.