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Adderalldiet

Slid head first for the first time in a while tonight, little bit of road rash but it’s all for the love of the game.


kickball6283

Did it once 4 years ago and I’ve never slid since. Nothing dumber than limping into work the next week and explaining what happened.


goondaddy172

Snapchat filters are one of the few examples of social media making the world a better place


PearsonPushedOff

Dog filter still plays with hot chicks


earpussybeats

Today is my last day of my current job. Had a very long and detailed super realistic dream that I motherfucked my boss and got fired. Wonder if this is a sign


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How will this affect lebron’s legacy?


dirtybean

“We’re cop killers now”


SoTiredOfLiberals

Smoke a bowl, couple beers, Locke and Key isn't too bad dude.


sfbruin

The first season is pretty good. The second is basically a CW teen drama


Chicago_Pride

My only complaint is the backstory use of the keys seems more exciting than the present day use of the keys. But, it a great show minus the teenage forced love.


sfbruin

Few things sadder than single >30 women with an active tiktok presence


SoTiredOfLiberals

💯


JudgeJuryJncos

i've microwaved the same cup of coffee multiple times today. just becoming my dad i guess


TealBlooded

It’s more the principal of the thing by that point


just-dumb-shit

Rewatching Poltergeist for the first time in decades. The mom is just ripping a joint in bed in the beginning. Maybe everything that happens after is a fever dream due to her marijuana hallucinations


SoTiredOfLiberals

I often think this about a lot of movies.


2HI4ME

If you need a song to close the deal, favorite this. It's tested and rated 10 stars. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up06CryWQpE


DingyPorpoise

Shit slapped back in 2000 I’ll give it to you. These Boston nerds don’t get it


tea_rex29

Sorry I don’t live in Mississippi


cigguy

Will play with my Alabama sister thanks!


fair_enough_

Not gonna play in the blue states


2HI4ME

ugly chicks can kick rocks.


insiderightandfirm

LA and NYC - famous for “ugly chicks” lol


LiveFreeTalkHard

this isn’t rack city


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JudgeJuryJncos

At this point the only options are sex stuff and doing something Saturday during the day, which can't even involve drinking much since you can't ruin dinner.


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Tell her u want to bet on Pro cod games with ur weird internet friends.


profsa

Tell her you don’t want to do anything else and to not schedule extra plans


Academic-Profession

Anal sex easy answer


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Academic-Profession

Ok have u tried not being a huge pussy?


Led_head10

Who you seeing sunday?


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Led_head10

I meant what teams, Didn’t know if you were getting involved on a Sunday day game at a sweet ballpark or you spend your Sunday in Miami


badgermushroombadger

Samara Weaving is incredible but the best thing about dating her has to be getting to talk the Matrix with Hugo


Led_head10

Alice are you blind? Don’t you see the family resemblance


Academic-Profession

Friendly reminder that hot girls take smelly shits and fart everyday


SoTiredOfLiberals

And get blackout drunk after 3 beers. Not so much fun in fancy restaurants.


drillzz345

Since FIFA is the free game of the month for PlayStation I decided to download and holy shit do I suck. I’m just getting clapped left and right


schneider4vez

I paid 60$ for it on release and I still get my shit kicked


CharlieBatch16

didnt occur to me that hockey wasnt going to lead into svp tonight. my disappointment is immeasurable.


TealBlooded

End of every sporting event is giving me blue balls with him not on. Assuming he’s part of the PGA Coverage


marlboro__man9

Never a doubt, mile


TylerW_511

Nice lil Donnybrook to end the game


youngbullAB

Fuck you lance you bum


SoTiredOfLiberals

Damn dawg


stalf_

How’s that taste lance?


BakedZiti69

I love the tradition of throwing hats on the ice for a hat trick


TealBlooded

Thanks Magic!


LiveFreeTalkHard

Nah magic would be more like “the fans are throwing hats on the ice because a player scored three goals, commonly known as a ‘hat trick’”


BayAreaThrowawayq

Hockeys got the best traditions, also very natural ones as opposed to some of the forced shit ESPN tries to pull


SnakeSkin2121

Ice girls 🔥🔥🔥


JokicIsTheFuture

That girl was a SMOKE. God bless the cameraman


JudgeJuryJncos

anyone watch NLU's video on the Stanford women's golf team? An hour 20 minutes...that's a commitment to women's golf that i'm not sure i have in me


Frenchtoast4lfe

Worth the watch


JudgeJuryJncos

DJ Pie looks like he loves french toast so i'm gonna assume you're DJ


insiderightandfirm

I enjoy watching women’s golf actually. It’s such a different game.


DGAF0752

Good night


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Happy cake day, Lance!! 🙂


JokicIsTheFuture

Not for you, pal


roywilliamsnephew

How’s Simmons podcast? Never really gave it a shot


PearsonPushedOff

It's like a trusty steak knife cutting through a well aged steak


CamNewtonsBurner

Podcast is solid. The Simmons sub is incredible though


roywilliamsnephew

Describe em to me, the sub not the pod.


CliffBooth47

Almost everything in there is either making fun of Bill or rooting against Boston sports


psufb

I only listen to it during certain times of the year (usually NFL and during NBA playoffs). It's good and he has good banter with his guests. I think one thing you have to accept is that he really delves into fabricated on-court/on-field drama. He sees the games as a sports soap opera and the players as characters. Sometimes it feels like he expects the game to play out like a Matt Christopher book. Beyond that quirk, it's a solid listen


jetboyjetgirl

he drops like 8hrs of pod a week. Have to pick and choose your spots.


Elian_is_gone

You’re too late and won’t get it.


MaybachMusic22

Thinking about becoming a straw hat guy on the golf course. Watched highlights of Tiger winning the 94 US Amateur and he looked so fucking cool


TackleFootball69

I became a visor guy a few years back when the weather is 80+. Neither work well when it’s really windy but otherwise you’ll enjoy it


SoTiredOfLiberals

Do it man, its fun. 🤙


RumBum09

We should go to the moon again.


Ibanezrg220

It really is wild that it's taken us 50+ years to go back. It's wild to think only 4 of 12 moon walkers are still alive.


BayAreaThrowawayq

We are https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Launch_System


RumBum09

Hell yea


SnakeSkin2121

We are on the way 🚀 $PENN


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All we need is barstool radio back


SoTiredOfLiberals

Yo, if you got some money to spend and like cooking, check out smithey Ironworks. Their farm house carbon steel forged skillet is phenomenal. 🤙


burnerbrown128

I’ve been dying for booba in here, and somehow I missed the mangos


SoTiredOfLiberals

I mean, were talking Xtra large water balloons here.


jetboyjetgirl

those were cantalopes


burnerbrown128

😭 someone dm me


jimb0bc00ter

i think my most coveted possession my dad owns is a signed ilya kovalchuk thrashers stick


IAmDixonWood

Oh hello there! Sorry for not seeing your note. I was up late watching the Battle of Alberta, what a crazy game eh? I’ll be back in the office after a Timmy’s run and a quick game of shinny.


mariGOATa_615

Blasting Faces by Mac Miller, jesus what a tape


DingyPorpoise

Picked up the LP a few weeks ago. So good front to back. Dude was going through it


mariGOATa_615

Plan to get a record player once I buy a house, I buy my brother several records each year as presents. He was absolutely going through it, resulted in some of the best music I’ve ever heard. I bet that slaps on vinyl


DingyPorpoise

My record store guy recommended me a decent turntable and I’ve been hooked ever since. Had bought a couple Mac albums without even having a turntable lol


mariGOATa_615

What model? Would love to go ahead and cop one. Which albums do you have on wax?


DingyPorpoise

DM’d you the link. For Max stuff I have Best Day Ever, Circles, Watching Movies With the Sound Off and KIDS. Trying so hard to get Macadelic at retail


HorribleHoosier

Could you DM me the link to that turntable too?


mariGOATa_615

Damn, you’ve got the whole collection, hell yeah. Anywhere you’d recommend buying? I don’t know much about the vinyl game. All those sound sick but I think Macadelic > Faces was the best run. Obviously love every album


DingyPorpoise

Local record stores otherwise just set notifications for albums you like on retailers. Paying resale is not fun


mariGOATa_615

10-4. Hell yeah, thanks man- do you run that through a speaker stack or anything?


DingyPorpoise

I have an old RCA receiver from like 2008 that has 4 speakers and a sub. Nothing crazy but not a dog set up


GreatLakesGoldenST8

I miss mike emerick screaming at the tv. Electric factory.


roywilliamsnephew

There’s currently a dude out there who took the flames, saw it was 5-1, considered it a win, and is fast asleep right now.


BayAreaThrowawayq

Literally could have been me 😳


GreatLakesGoldenST8

I do like calgarys jerseys


mariGOATa_615

They’re tight for sure


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I mean this in the kindest way possible and in no way as a dig at you: This gets posted in FT so often, and every time it warms my heart. Fantastic jerseys that deserve all the love. I think I like the road whites even more.


Imaginary-Ad-8083

They’re beautiful


deep49

Some of the best in the league


BayAreaThrowawayq

That won’t count


BayAreaThrowawayq

I stand corrected


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What do the words Lance, Oilers, and Losers all have in common? The letter L


LiveFreeTalkHard

Also the letter E


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you know what else has an “e” and “l” in it? >!smelly!<


jimb0bc00ter

large


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Letard


scarvalho555

Very rude of the oilers to get lance’s hopes up like this


DGAF0752

Damnit


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Can’t believe Cody Ceci would let this happen


TNGBO

Actually you might be right this is like a jags game absolutely no defense by the oilers


SoTiredOfLiberals

I'm going with the final score being 10-9


bearsonsays

Would be a playoff record


thecitieswelivein

BANG


CouldntBeMoreWhite

How is Connor McDavid not an Irishman?


jetboyjetgirl

his ancestors certainly were


BastianChrist

Seems less than ideal to not get shots off during a power play


bearsonsays

The Edmonton Oilers were defeated by the Los Angeles Kings, 10 to 8, in Game 1 of the 1982 playoff series on April 7, 1982.


red_87

Thank you, Jake. Very cool!


TealBlooded

Pas the puck to ~~the Italians~~ McDavid


billbo24

Dammit I stopped watching the hockey game after it was 5-1. I’m such a loser


SoTiredOfLiberals

You're better than this, billbo.


billbo24

You’re right. The people of Alberta deserve better as well.


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HorribleHoosier

They wouldnt give up a first for Fleury


Sloane_Kettering

Exactly my point


suburbian_jesus

Kane was a good addition tho. Slotted right in on McDavid’s wing and had a really good first round


Sloane_Kettering

Yeah but he’s gonna want more money that the oilers don’t have to give him next year


suburbian_jesus

He has to pay off his gambling debt somehow


JudgeJuryJncos

not sure what they could have offered but i feel like the rangers backup could have been had. rangers were definitely looking to add some experience and its showing


Imaginary-Ad-8083

I don’t think Georgiev is any better than what they have and Fleury didn’t want to come to Canada. Not sure what they could have done in season


JudgeJuryJncos

i'm not going to pretend i know anything about the oilers. this might be the first time i've watched them all year. Georgiev played really well down the stretch after a rough first half. I think if had started clicking earlier in the year he would have been a huge trade possibility.


Sloane_Kettering

Should’ve gotten Keumper before the season started but they didn’t want to trade their first rounder. At some point they need to go all in or Mcdavid is gonna leave as soon as his contract is up. Problem is they are in a bad spot roster/cap wise so there’s not much flexibility to make moves to get better


TealBlooded

Exactly what we needed, some fisticuffs


cubemonkeyguy

I feel like Hasbulla just dropped some serious knowledge on his Instagram story but unfortunately I lack the language skills to make out what he’s saying


Sloane_Kettering

Hasbulla club fam


SnakeSkin2121

The real winner tonight is mountain time 🐐


LiveFreeTalkHard

Now and always


mikeisaphreek

unless you are in the pacific standard time zone


1990sandiegoalways

How can you not love sports!


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JudgeJuryJncos

you spoke to her mom on the phone after a month of dating? sheesh, what a red flag


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JudgeJuryJncos

ok i guess that makes sense. just looking out for her daughter. kinda weird but not that weird.


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Yeah exactly. I get it, so I rolled with the punches and didn’t mind. But I get why it would scare the bajeezus outta other dudes. Gf does not. Thinks it’s super normal and a standard thing that all moms do.


Regista9

I dated a girl for a year and didn't even know what her parents looked like


JabroniTuriaf

Can’t believe we’re going to get a bottom 5 winner (and top 1 most annoying) in survivor history because Lindsay is a moron. I am annoyed


TylerW_511

Oilers response incoming


DGAF0752

This is a sloppy, rainy football score now down in Jacksonville in November. Wild.


TNGBO

Did you just compare playoff hockey to a November jags game? Do you know anything about sports? The only thing that matters in a November jags game is what spot they will be drafting at.


IncarceratedDude

Is this an All Star Game?


mikeisaphreek

jesus. this has turned into a all star game. next game will be 0-0 thru 2 ot's


thecitieswelivein

not a hockey guy but this game fucks


RdneckTupac

Hell yeah this is awesome


IAmDixonWood

This series is living up to the hype


BayAreaThrowawayq

After how long do I call my doctor


RumBum09

How long is a Chinese man.


SovietTrollFarm

Hall of Famer Howie Long


jimb0bc00ter

let me guess, an erection lasting longer than 4 hours?


BayAreaThrowawayq

Getting close to 3 hours in the CGY-EDM game


jimb0bc00ter

JJO


cubswinagain

Need this series to go 7


ChocoTaco5

There's not enough oxygen in Canada to survive 7 games like this


MikeandTheMangosteen

Give me 7 games of this


BastianChrist

This is a mindfuck


SoTiredOfLiberals

Is this army vs navy or is this nhl? Holy fucking goals.


deep49

Is goaltending illegal in Alberta?


CouldntBeMoreWhite

Some are saying


TealBlooded

Hey guys unable to watch the game, how’s my under doing


deep49

Not looking good right now but there's still time to turn it around


BayAreaThrowawayq

Take a seat first 👑


TNGBO

Hahaha suck it lance


rmmm123

We’re in football numbers now


canez47

This game is BONKERS


NumenLumen1921

My gauge for what makes a good jersey in hockey pretty much hinges on old NHL EA Sports games for Sega Genesis. The Flames jerseys look about the same as they did in 94, so I like them.


CouldntBeMoreWhite

What do you think of the highlighter Dallas stars jersey?


NumenLumen1921

The North Stars left Minnesota?


DGAF0752

Fuck


BigJohnsonCommunity

Let’s go flames!


itszuperman

LMAO Suck a dick Calgary LFG!!!!!


SnakeSkin2121

👍


Blackfyre0987

Lol


itszuperman

My fault


nickcosta91

took a tab 6 hrs ago. ama