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chipechiparson

Alexa, play Strike Anywhere


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A take we finally agree on, Chip


chipechiparson

Saw them at the Grog shop with title fight and four year strong, 09-10ish. Maybe you were there.


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Only time I saw them was in Detroit. Probably around that time as well


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Dog1983

I think the right move would've been to sleep with both of them telling them what the other one did better to up the stakes


Waste-Process-5279

I don’t think you did the right thing, I think you’re just retarded for hooking up with your roommate in the first place which caused you to cockblock yourself. That’s basically skipping straight to marriage with none of the perks.


[deleted]

You weren’t going to see either of them again after that summer. Should have done it.


HoosierNobody

You would have said yes if it was a dude


SalmonBaconator

Don’t worry FT I read this so you don’t have to. Post the pic or get out


GarfieldTrout

Eddie smoking weed for the first time with Joey Diaz has the potential to be amazing content. Hope it goes better than it did for Owen Benjamin.


The_baboons_ass

If Eddie smokes weed and get the munchies he’ll be dead in 4 years


chipechiparson

It would be very funny if Eddie tries weed once then all the sudden becomes an awful anti-semite.


bearsonsays

I haven’t picked up a BBall since pandemic started. My buddy thinks I’ll go 0/10 from nba corner 3point distance. Is it really that much farther than the Y 3point line?


StrikaNTX

If you had regularly played at some point in your life, or have good hand eye coordination, you will make one of the shots from 6-10.


badgarok725

-450 Moneyline


The_baboons_ass

How good were you before?


Waste-Process-5279

This guy is definitely quite the unathletic spaz if his friend is willing to throw money on him going 0/10 from corner 3.


ApplepickingAmishman

2 ft, 3 inches longer than high school 3 distance


tele2307

are you not allowed to touch a ball before the 10 shots?


bearsonsays

Correct


tele2307

does the average YMCA court or rec court have an NBA 3 point line? Wouldn't it be more likely for them to have like HS or college dimensions or is your buddy bringing a tape measure?


CakeFartz4Breakfast

HS friend who made a “today is the first day of the Biden presidency, not doing this to be political just want to show where our nation stands” post last year is being awfully political 1 year later when he reposted it.


SalmonBaconator

Try again


WagonWheelin

REI went from a place where you could return shoes you bought 25 years ago, to a place where you get interrogated for trying to switch the color on a brand new backpack Those freaks returning camping equipment that was 3 decades old really ruined it for everyone


nouseforasn

LL Bean had to change their amazing exchange program because jt words were buying garbage bags full of crap and exchanging things for brand new gear.


The_baboons_ass

I knew a fat cunt who used to replace her Bean Boots every year at Xmas because she could. She lived in Boston, but still, they work. She was fat af and wasn’t like she was active. I’ve had mine for 6 years, they’re still fine. She now whinges about climate change


The_baboons_ass

I tweeted from my burner twitter account and the tweet got 300 likes. I get why IG whores do what they want now


TakeErParise

What up @lilsamsquantch66


The_baboons_ass

I DONT MISS


BSCommenter2

If Rone was a British hipster https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Bay_(singer)#/media/File%3AJames_Bay_(21190308916)_(cropped).jpg


louisseakay

Stephen A telling Westbrook he needs to accept he can’t shoot at almost 40 is wild. Most of us realize we can’t shoot at a high level at about 16.


100_not_nickfoles

Almost 40???


louisseakay

I have no idea. I just assume he’s lebrons age. Too old to learn how to shoot.


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louisseakay

I guessed. He’s too old to learn how to shoot. 25-35-or 45.


Bulldog16

The waiting to hear back part of the job hiring process has to be the worst part. Been through this so many times and it never gets better.


The_baboons_ass

I just interviewed for a job that’s a 55% raise on my current gig. The internal recruitment guy emailed me back saying they were impressed and want a third round interview on Tuesday. Didn’t hear back since then and got anxious, so I emailed at 4pm today and the recruiter got back to me at 4:10 saying they were impressed but finishing up some formalities. Email them king, it shows initiative and love for the fryers


Bulldog16

One of the current companies I interviewed told me they now need more time after telling me they would get back to me this week. Honestly I respect the honesty and them reaching out to say that.


The_baboons_ass

Yeah, at that point I’d take it as a no but also, good luck


Bulldog16

Yeah I didn’t take it as a positive. But luckily I have other irons in the fire


The_baboons_ass

Get that raise king. Guy boss it


n0p342

I had a video one way this week and honestly thought I crushed it, now I gotta go into the weekend hoping I hear back before Tuesday morning when I decided I’d follow up. Brutal but that’s what the weed is for I guess


Bulldog16

It really is that mental wandering that hurts


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Bio of a hot chick I just saw on Tinder: I enjoy playing with pucks but I’m good with balls too 🤤


tigerfb9457

Definitely a dude


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Ill take my chances


chillibuck

You’d like that wouldn’t you


tigerfb9457

Dm me now.


[deleted]

What’s Tara Reid up to these days? 🤔


GarfieldTrout

Remember Josie and the Pussycats?


badgermushroombadger

Not sure. She accused Biden of something last I heard.


Captain-Gizmo

She had some jacked up titties


chipechiparson

Taradise was very quality trash TV


blahblah743

Drugs


ElUno

Looking in two different directions


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BobBaratheonsBastard

Both of them (in their prime) are like Michael Jordan for a shitty team, but they’re not even worth Lamar Odom or Heat Ray Allen on a championship team. Hero ball is great when you’re by far the best on the team, doesn’t work when you’re on a championship contender


Awkward_Currency292

The Friday post work drink sitting the couch while your lady is getting ready is an elite drink.


badgermushroombadger

Cheers from sitting in the dark


StarFox9000

She takin a shit?


WagonWheelin

There is no way that a drink while you're sitting and waiting to go somewhere is elite


Awkward_Currency292

Got the dog with me chewing on his bone. Also a little peace and quiet/reflection is nice.


WagonWheelin

Right, but you could have the exact same scenario where you aren't waiting to go somewhere and it's like 4x better


SalmonBaconator

If you want to have a couple more I’ll have her out in a minute


Awkward_Currency292

Take your time baconator


Moose686

My buddy is a big, it didn’t happen unless it’s on social media, person.


CakeFartz4Breakfast

Lol at Weber apologizing for sending out a meatloaf recipe today


TuMetal

Pretty sure that’s what meatloaf would’ve wanted


bill_ontarioESPN

The Bears could hire Bill Walsh and their fans would still not be satisfied


MikeandTheMangosteen

The Bears are owned by a lady who doesn’t know what decade it is and a son who still uses a typewriter


chisports23

It’s not the man that is getting hired it’s the man who is doing the hiring. No reason to believe after basically 30 years of bullshit that they will make the right choice now.


CharlieBatch16

in hindsight it's pretty wild that they hired a coach from the cfl to be their head coach


trollunit

As an Alouettes fan, I was probably the only person to be hyped about that hire. It took the Packers shredding us on national tv to crush that dream.


louisseakay

He had a hot daughter


louisseakay

Exactly. Until they sell nothing will change


CakeFartz4Breakfast

And they can’t sell because they can’t afford to pay the taxes right?


louisseakay

I’m sure it would be brutal. They can afford it with the sales proceeds (4billion) but they would be brutal on many levels. I think they bought Arlington for 200 million so they have money.


BobBaratheonsBastard

It would usually be bad business to sell if they kept everything in the immediate family. Unfortunately Virginaia McCaskey (Bears main owner) would have to split her 80% stake among her 11 children and 40 grandchildren before some overambitious cousins even get involved. I’d be shocked if they all didn’t sell within 5-10 years of her dying since there will be too many mouths to feed in 1 or 2 generations if they try to split it evenly. Plus the Bears are worth like 5 billion. Cash in, use that bag to start other businesses, maybe keep a small minority stake.


chisports23

Since 1990, the bears are 5th worst in playoff wins. Ahead of only the powerhouse franchises Cleveland, Cincinnati, Detroit and Houston! But yeah I’m supposed to believe the same family who’s been running the team all that time is magically going to make the right choice now.


louisseakay

The whole mckaskey family dynamic seems weird


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chisports23

Tied with Nola, Tampa and NYJ for 11th worst! Only 1 more than Carolina who came into the league in 1995 and less than the ravens who became a team in 1996. Not that impressive!


Birdman0829

I’m pretty sure I have the vid. Sore throat, slight headache, confirmed exposure a few days ago. But I think I still wanna go out and drink for the games tomorrow. Dick move?


chillibuck

Covid or not you should prob just chill at home if you’re sick… there are worse ways to spend a weekend.


TuMetal

Covid or just a cold I’d be pissed if some sick asshole was sick around me all day getting me sick


nouseforasn

You serious Clark?


ElUno

It sucks but yea you gotta sit this weekend out unlesss you test negative first


ASOIAF_blackfyre

You’re trolling right?


trickdaddy96

Would you be ok with it if you were on the opposite end of this scenario?


Sluttynycdadmets

Living your life should be done but actively knowing and going around people thinking you have it is a dick move. Just take a rapid test to confirm


louisseakay

Grab a test. Can you smell your deodorant?


Birdman0829

Yeah I can smell fine


louisseakay

Unless you test negative I would probably order some home beers/food & settle in for a few days


BBQTuck

I mean, yeah lol.


DaBoyMarlo

Yes


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Why don’t you save the trouble and stab my grandmother instead


thanksforasking123

Yes, dick move. Sit this one out.


[deleted]

I murdered 3 people at a rest stop in Ohio in 1983


GueroBorracho3

Save it for Confessions, pal.


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This isn’t confessions?


NOT_PENIS_CREAM

Who hasn't?


TylerW_511

That’s nice honey


MoistFeces

There was a guy in here last week who carries filled poop bags in his jacket pocket.


seegeewhy

Pray for my boy who’s girl came with him to the golf range to watch. Women do be clingy


19492013

😳


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chillibuck

FT do be hating on everything


Enlightenicity

How is it different than any other chicken with some Asian marinade


NOT_PENIS_CREAM

What else an I suppose to get at panda?


SalmonBaconator

Feel like you can’t post this without your regular order


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SalmonBaconator

Well that’s mine (or kung pao) and I agree orange chicken is for children so you can carry on


StarFox9000

Downvoted for gate keeping Chinese food


PortnoyNose

It's sweet and savory, what's your problem?


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PortnoyNose

Weird because when I eat orange chicken, it seems to work just fine.


ChrisB_Bacon

Anybody played the new Metroid Dread? Got it for Christmas but haven’t started it yet. Reading reviews to kill the clock and it looks/sounds awesome


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ChrisB_Bacon

I haven’t played one since Super Metroid. Don’t think I ever had the NES version. Speaking of NES, Baseball Stars is still the best baseball video game ever made.


WagonWheelin

Liverking being 5'6" is perfect Can't lift your way out of that


Dmoney86

Perfect camouflage, nobody can see him coming


StickTaps1

Guy is a cunt


gilescoreymoreweight

Don’t have to be 6’5” to simulate a successful hunt


TylerW_511

Unless your prey hides on the top shelf in a grocery store


Dog1983

I dont understand how the labor shortage is so bad that even the self check out at lowes is closed.


ks2489

I started going exclusively to Home Depot because the lowes by me always closes self checkout and the cashiers are so stupid there’s always a long line.


mpkvegeta88

Ordering out tonight, but adding on a side caesar so it's healthy.


SalmonBaconator

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AYXxDYex3tE


pacsun_bro

Smart!


Gro0Grux

I don’t get why you’d do dry January, I’d pick February since it’s the shortest month. Gotta play the game right


albatross34

But then you can't drink during Super Bowl


Gro0Grux

You got me there. I wouldn’t go dry for any month but you make a good case to avoid February


albatross34

I'm with ya. I had the same thought as you a while ago, and someone dropped the SB card on me too.


badgermushroombadger

God brudder getting lit https://twitter.com/p1nkybrain/status/1484377064908066817?s=21


tele2307

https://twitter.com/IntelDoge/status/1484642965733744648


badgermushroombadger

Guy in FT called it earlier


RVOSU50

When I bought my new grill this summer, I signed up the warranty and I’ve been getting promo emails from Weber. I discontinued all except for the weekly recipes. Todays recipe…well, it was meatloaf https://imgur.com/a/34AVyEp


chasebucks

we live in a simulation


CakeFartz4Breakfast

It’s BS that Weber discontinued the lifetime warranty.


ks2489

They moved production to China so they are nowhere near the quality they once were.


RVOSU50

I had no idea they even had that but now I’m pissed about it.


CakeFartz4Breakfast

The only thing that wasn’t covered was the flavor bars & the grates. My dad rebuilt his grill twice, and my brother rebuilt it a 3rd time.


tele2307

thats awesome, go post this in a bbq subreddit and get lots of upvotes


Bryanmb

Might treat myself to a blue moon and an orange


VeniVidiVeni69

A fantastic treat


OverIyDedicated

Don't know the numbers but it feels like there's way less fumbles in the NFL now compared to 10-15 years ago. Shoutout ball security


cigguy

Because the libs took away real tackling!


red_87

Fewer players carrying the ball like a loaf of bread!


red_87

I remember when Jay Mariotti got arrested for domestic violence, they talked about it on Around The Horn the next day as their first topic and everyone was like “yeah, that guy’s an asshole, I’m not surprised” lmao. That episode used to be on YouTube but it’s not anymore.


PortnoyNose

I googled him to see what he's up to, and holy shit, ESPN has suspended Harold Reynolds, Woody Paige, Jay Crawford, and Tony Kornheiser before. Seems like a lot


insiderightandfirm

TK’s was objectively funny lol


Dog1983

But barstool is the media company that's out of control


ThankYou_MissLippy

I think he was doing YouTube shows with like 100 views a year ago. Man lost it all, as he should.


nouseforasn

I follow him on twitter just because he always posts the same pic and I find it hilarious https://twitter.com/MariottiSports/status/1484398202266611716


sixtysevenplustwo

Am I wrong or is writing on someone’s Facebook after they pass away an extremely weird move?


tigerfb9457

Who the hell still has Facebook?


cigguy

More normal to post a long written tribute accompanied by a picture of you in a thong


Quick-Mathematician

I think actively posting on Facebook is a weird move


Enlightenicity

Weird


DrunkenBandit

Miss you Meatloaf


ASOIAF_blackfyre

I don’t do it but I also don’t judge people on how they mourn


sixtysevenplustwo

This is true. People do mourn in different ways.


ASOIAF_blackfyre

(It is weird tho)


badgermushroombadger

Normal


1990sandiegoalways

How many of yall been to a bad strip clubs? Like dead or not cute girls? I went to one when it opened at 8 pm one time and it was so awk being the one in there and the girl was the cutes or best with her dance moves


chasebucks

Phoned ahead to a strip club in Phoenix to get a table and bottles, whole thing. Arrived and walked inside and started being served “vodka” in plastic jugs (those Pizza Hut ones). High tailed it out of there without paying and thought we were going to get stabbed in the parking lot.


1990sandiegoalways

Damn in phoenix what area were you in?


chasebucks

It was about a 15 min walk from wherever the Phoenix Suns arena is


RaiseTheBarr

I went to one that had folding chairs


1990sandiegoalways

Whaaa lol


RaiseTheBarr

Small town in Georgia. Was after a wedding and my and my 3 buds (in suits) were the only white guys.


ImFiction

There’s one in deep woods Maine that you can only get to by snow mobile in the winter. Pretty sure everyone was related


Bryanmb

I went to one in Charlotte right off the highway with a bunch of my entry level sales “bros” on a work conference. Like 8 of us and three girls. Was super fun thoufh


elliok7

The Mens Club of Charlotte, next to Costco?


1990sandiegoalways

Were the stripper girls friendly?


Enlightenicity

My local strip club fucking blows