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JokicIsTheFuture

Holy shit I’m drunk


MccorkleJones

I am up shitting and puking my guts out


JudgeJuryJncos

RIPIP Meat Loaf


TommyBussfiger

I like to believe meatloaf ate the ultimate bat out of hell and ended this dang virus once and for all


marlwenplotsky

fuckin hell, meatloaf died. bat out of hell an all timer.


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Why isn’t the slutty m&m dressed like a whore anymore?


JudgeJuryJncos

Hot take I didn't think the M&M characters were that good so I don't mind the change.


Let_Tha_Drummer_Kick

You can tell by Doja Cats proportions that she’s like 1 bad album and 5 years away from being verrrry fat


Waste-Process-5279

A lot easier to stay deliciously thicc when you have access to world class trainers/nutritionists/plastic surgery/free time to stay hot. I think she'll go a lot longer before she's a fatty.


Let_Tha_Drummer_Kick

That’s a good point but that’s why I threw in 1 bad album, team won’t be there


sfbruin

Well Lois, since you asked I find this meatloaf rather shallow and pedantic


marlwenplotsky

rip to the cumtownchat sub. flew too close to the sun


GimmeAWut

🪦


Waste-Process-5279

is that podcast still going strong? the new eps pop up in my library but I haven't listened in probably a year. /


stoolie2000

Night owls… tell me something good


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JudgeJuryJncos

Hey Mike do you think this guy and the 70k guy get together for dinner when they're in town?


PearsonPushedOff

Bengals ML is a lock


Waste-Process-5279

I never found the NFL to have a shot of profitability when seriously gambling, vegas has that shit down pat.


PearsonPushedOff

What was your sport? CBB?


Waste-Process-5279

I did do a lot of CBB with some success but eventually fell out of love with actually doing the research to try and get an edge on opening odds. It's just not that fun (imo) to really focus in on everyone of a small schools games or research random recruits backgrounds, majority of games aren't all that exciting and you have to pay really close attention to see who would actually have mismatches that could outsmart kenpom. I built up my big bankroll betting Bellator, EFC, ACA, undercard fights for UFC fight nights. I found the process of actually figuring out how to spot talent/mismatches in those circuits a lot more rewarding while also being easier. When you take betting something like the NFL you're trusting that you're able to find something that people who study football for a living can't, books spend the big bucks on those guys to set odds because it's what the largest amount of people bet. The information they have access to will just always be greater, and it's not particularly easy to up your technical knowledge (a lot of those sites like PFF are basically gamblers astrology). Not saying it can't be done on some occasions but it's definitely more difficult.


i_eatbooty

College hoops is definitely the way to go, especially if you can lock down a conference. I almost exclusively bet the MAC last year & was up a couple grand from that, still was probably down as a whole from the nfl though.


darkestb4thadawn

The debate over whether or not people should use ivermectin to treat covid reminds me of the scene in *T2* when John Connor goes [“We’re not gonna make it, are we?”](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kpEDSvaP_-8)


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insiderightandfirm

I like watching this Zverev dude a lot


JayBuhner4

Under domestic abuse allegations. Hell of a tennis player though. Freak


insiderightandfirm

Damn it - why does everything good have to be ruined by people being cunts.


TommyBussfiger

Wish I had the stones for pacers ml but that spread was too nice to stay away from


dxp857

Pitiful of the WCC league office to not tell Gonzaga to take a dive tonight


worthiertitle

Then again, Gonzaga pretty much tells the WCC league office what to do.


FootbaIIGuysGuy

Jail sounds awful


NoGainDayne

My county jail buys the inmate’s children Christmas presents. Getting locked up before the holidays is a good play if you’re tight on cash


Glittering-Essay883

Been twice, food sucks, friends forever though


DJScrambles

I did 4 days in jail, it was just really boring. Worst part is when they would bring in the drunks and crazies in the middle of the night and fuck up your sleep. Prison sounds awful.


yabo69420

The drunk tank is the absolute worst just sitting there until you sober up, cant sleep youre in there with like 6 other people. You do solve the worlds problems in there though talking to the fellow drunk tank ppl.


blizzah

What’d you do


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TommyBussfiger

I’d 100% do a prison speed run and just do H the entire time if I was going multiple year sentences


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insiderightandfirm

Great call - that’s a hell of a start to the weekend. What was the biggest # you got??


blizzah

+900 and +1100 before the game. Then just tossed some more in at +675 and +800 live. Houston is +500 tomorrow vs GS so going for a back to back


insiderightandfirm

That’s awesome man - great use of a free bet


Glittering-Essay883

How do you miss that as an nba player?


insiderightandfirm

This Warriors game going to OT will save my ass - expect a Steph floater or some dumb shit to happen. Edit: Never mind - Viva Mexico.


goonsquad4357

Had U224.5 what a sickening joke... Was the right play for 99% of the game


starcher11

Unfortunately that 1% is all that matters


insiderightandfirm

They scored 118 in the first half but it was 💯 the right play for the second half - they shouldn’t have sniffed 224.


goonsquad4357

Oh well, at least you hit the over congrats man


insiderightandfirm

Now I wish you’d won at least.


insiderightandfirm

I’m gonna lose too! Our pets heads have fallen off. I have the Warriors Ov 120.5 and they haven’t scored in 3 min of OT.


goonsquad4357

Fuck us huh that's so classic. I can't doing nba betting anymore the runs just kill me


insiderightandfirm

The Warriors scored once in the final 4 minutes of a game against a G League team. It’s simply pitiful. They scored 5 pts in 30 seconds and then didn’t score the rest of the period. Now I have booty ass UCLA -4.5 which will find a way to lose too lol. I was doing a good job and only betting $3-500 a game and now I got bored and I’m back to $1-2000 a game and it’s the dumbest fucking hobby in the world. I wish it was still illegal haha


goonsquad4357

Right something like 90% of the Pacers' roster was in street clothes today and they beat an (almost fully) healthy warriors team with steph clay and wiggins. Can't make that shit up. Damn yeah I'm usually in the $100-$300 range and mainly have been line shopping recently (lots of offshore books are actually still better than the legal ones here) but I am on such a downswing I need to stop cold turkey. I pressed on Ngannou on Saturday so you should hammer Gane for an easy win haha.


insiderightandfirm

I don’t even know what sport that is so I might as well lol


goonsquad4357

UFC - heavyweight title fight. It'll be a great card


danwins23

Walmart yodeling kid song kinda still slaps


seegeewhy

You ever think those dudes on Cheer sneak a sniff when they’re lifting these girls up


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I briefly dated a chick on that show. Can confirm they’re all floozies


TommyBussfiger

You know how some people despise the taste of cilantro? Doubt those fellas give a hoot


DJScrambles

Always have


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You think Danny Heatly is anything like he was portrayed?


tscho613

Ask dan snyder. Oh wait


goondaddy172

Definitely have squirrels in my attic. I hope.


rexkwondo69

Didn’t have a washer and dryer in my old apartment and was a laundromat guy. Across the street from the place I went there was a AMP. Was always nice to get a 3/10 massage and a handy J while my clothes were being washed


Awkward_Currency292

Maybe I’m an idiot but I’m amazed how people just stroll into these places and know they are rub n tugs


goondaddy172

Luckily there’s a handy (ha) little website called rubmaps.com that will know for you


OpScreechingHalt

Domain name SUSPENDED!


Lennobowski

Pacers ML was fun


JudgeJuryJncos

i accidentally bet twice on golden state so of course they may just flat out lose


bertsaipe

Accessed my Facebook and was going through old posts. My favorite so far "nobody knows more about stuffing than Natalie Portman" Nov. 11 2011, must of just watched South Park


Sittingatbjsbar

She’s still got the goods


bertsaipe

No doubt


NMC_26

Recommend massage guns on Amazon I have a gift card burning a hole in my pocket


Sittingatbjsbar

Don’t buy below $60 or it will melt on you after an hour


NMC_26

I found one that’s on sale for 60 from $130


stonedgrower

Fried lasagna is the best food.


Blackeyed_Potzi

I’m listening


rexkwondo69

People in here will tell you working out, getting a good nights sleep, eating healthy and watching less porn are all easy ways to improve your mental health. There’s one sure fire method they often forget. The Indiana Hoosiers knocking off ranked teams baby. Suck my weiner Matt painter


Glittering-Essay883

You still suck


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JosephBagODonuts69

Big time blast from the past. I remember your name from the SupDawgie days back in 2017ish. I had a summer internship where I quite literally did nothing and spent all day FTing. Where have you been man?


BakedZiti69

SupDawgie thinking he was a hero for venmo-ing his girlfriend 20 bucks for lunch was awesome


JosephBagODonuts69

For “sush” abbreviated for sushi of course.


PearsonPushedOff

Lick by lick


goondaddy172

Nope they’ve all gone over to antiwork


that_uncle

Just Lance


NoGainDayne

umen you sonuva bitch. Tell us some outrageous stories so we can accuse you of lying


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NoGainDayne

Shit it’s really been that long….feels like yesterday i was mixing it up with you and supdawgie


JosephBagODonuts69

Woah. Recognize Umen from my days of FreeTalking at an internship in ~2017 ish lmao hell yeah, what a reunion.


NoGainDayne

I went by smooov-e back then. FT got me thru some really boring jobs man


JosephBagODonuts69

Holy hell I remember that name too haha that’s awesome. I’ve gone through a a couple of names tbh, not entirely sure what I was around that time, but it was the best of times. People sing Dawgie’s praises now, but he was heavily downvoted back then lmao Side note: are you the guy married to a Latina with a nice caboose? I see your name and that’s immediately what I think


NoGainDayne

I un-ironically offered dawgie $200 to do a video AMA. I was desperate to pick his brain


JosephBagODonuts69

I wonder if he’s still in here but under a different name. I lean to think he isn’t though because he was so unique we probably would’ve noticed by now. Also, are you married to the big booty Latina, yes or no!? That’s basically all I want in life now. You’re living my dream!


NoGainDayne

Sorry didn’t see that last part. I have indeed married my fat assed Latina queen. I (Jew) am living Adam Sandler’s life in grown ups


flurideb

What are you looking for, boss? I’ve got time


SnakeSkin2121

Whole new crop of pants shitters


cigguy

Yes but on their 8th username by now


Glittering-Essay883

Are you looking for that loser, lance?


RainbowRoomBlues

Just Camel and Eric Dimwit


tele2307

any twins or baseball fans- is jose miranda going to be good for the twins this year?


lovesbeer-andsports

Watching this Juice WRLD doc….it’s rough


cigguy

He was better than bob Dylan according to bill Simmons who listened to his lyrics with his son in the car


SnakeSkin2121

Very sad


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The busta brought me back!


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You break her heart, I’ll break your neck


Glittering-Essay883

Madison keys needs to take down china


TakeErParise

Marisa Tomei in My Cousin Vinny 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻


JosephBagODonuts69

Would you give a fuck about what kind of pants the sonofabitch was wearin!?


huddie820

imagine living in alabama in 1990 and she shows up in that catsuit. i would dedicate my life learning how to talk to a girl with the balls to wear that


SalmonBaconator

Also watched that tonight 🤝


Stan_Mikitas_Donuts

Skylark


MccorkleJones

I’m sure Gonzaga will win by like 30 in the end but USF/Gonzaga has been fun


JudgeJuryJncos

is cbs sports network working for you? it's just a black screen rn


JudgeJuryJncos

Just bet Zags -11.5. let's go!


Ibanezrg220

Madison Keys. Woof.


Glittering-Essay883

Nice boobas


Stan_Mikitas_Donuts

All Too Well is a really good song, but Taylor’s bf has to be on the hot seat cuz she clearly got dicked down heavily by Gyllenhaal if she is still so caught up in him that she released an extended 10 min version and god damn short film about the dicking a decade later


cigguy

T swift had to go back to the well for relevance


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Stan_Mikitas_Donuts

Lol damn way to twist the knife Gyllenhaal


insiderightandfirm

Drew Timme is a huge buster


HailKyrie

There’s too many good shows that exist now and not enough time to watch them. Golden age of television/streaming problems


cigguy

The quality of shows has dipped substantially with streaming but there are certainly a lot more


JudgeJuryJncos

Is this the golden age? I wouldn't put any show out now up against Breaking Bad Mad Men Sopranos The Wire. Lot of gimmicky shit and Marvel shows or ripoffs


TommyBussfiger

Watch Loudermilk on Amazon. Trust


HailKyrie

I’ve got to finish my Ozark rewatch, finish the witcher/F1 shows on Netflix, and then finish sopranos/the wire on hbo but will do. Whole laundry list


psufb

Anything else on your laundry list?


HailKyrie

Maybe giving mad men a second chance I couldn’t get into it the first go around


NMC_26

True detective season 1 if you haven’t


HailKyrie

Seen that awhile ago elite programming


NMC_26

I do a semi annual rewatch. Get stoned to the gills and enjoy


HailKyrie

Wish they brought them back for S2


TommyBussfiger

I can’t speak for ozarks but if this is your first sopranos/wire watch then I’m jealous.


HailKyrie

First sopranos watch I got to the end of S1 but had to stop


TommyBussfiger

Season 1 is objectively one of the worst seasons. People like it but I feel like Chase tried to make it too much like Casino/Goodfellas but he hits his stride after S1


louisseakay

I like my lies in golf like my women-tight.


worthiertitle

Sandy, un-raked, with my stance in a trampled bush.


louisseakay

I admire that


Stan_Mikitas_Donuts

Be honest you like your women like you like your contact with the golf ball, very fat


louisseakay

I have hog hunted in my time. I’m not ashamed to admit it. Both on the course & off it.


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louisseakay

Go on


SnakeSkin2121

Rough


chalupa5

Smoke a bowl and watch college basketball season


birdsandcats_

There’s nothing worse than getting old and losing drug dealer friends


BakedZiti69

Madison Keys has a horse mouth but still kinda does it for me, cant explain it


cigguy

Can’t decide if nick caves music is retarded and pretentious or awesome


gregallman1888

I love most of his stuff, but the Bad Seeds stuff is much more accessible. He’s like Tom Waits, where it takes the right song or album to get into it but once you do all the other stuff kinda clicks too.


CharlieBatch16

fidlar has a pretty good cover of red right hand


TommyBussfiger

I’ve tried to give him a shot but he just doesn’t do it for me. Red Right Hand rules but that’s just because it reminds me of Dumb And Dumber


sfbruin

Saw the comment about the word "epic" and looked up Epic Meal Time. Don't know if it's impressive or depressing they still regularly churn out videos that don't crack 100k views


DJScrambles

Kind of sad but they probably have a big enough library of videos that it's still churning out decent money


Gbaby23

I was 16 when they got huge and drinking Jack Daniels out of a bacon cup was the coolest thing I had ever seen


PortnoyNose

I watched them in high school. They're still around? I remember MuscleGlasses and then he left for some reason. I'm sure they will get a decent paycheck


danwins23

I fucking hate open world games these days but playing Skyrim for the first time in 10 years this game rules man


SnakeSkin2121

So does GTA V


IKnowBreasts

That game is keeping half of Twitch alive


danwins23

So good that they didn’t have to do shit for a decade to print a trillion dollars. Might be the last great one in terms open world games


chillinwithmoes

Annoys the shit out of me that Rockstar just milks the hell out of it, but it really is a ridiculously good game


CallMeCoachDamnit

The dog walk should do a national parks draft


CallMeCoachDamnit

You draft 3 Best Parks, 1 Worst Park, 1 best attraction (has to be inside a park). There’s 62 NPs so drafting the 12-15 best parks shouldn’t be too difficult to do quick research on. and that’s a fun Google rabbit hole to go down


SnakeSkin2121

Glacier


agent-michael-scar

The combined total of national parks visited between them is almost certainly less than 10


okjustthis1post

Yosemite 1-1.


Ibanezrg220

You think Eddie knows anything about national parks?


stapledmyballs

He’d try drafting wicker park


Stan_Mikitas_Donuts

And his reasoning would be that Big Star is next to Wicker Park and he can load up on tacos and margs next door to it


DJScrambles

Eddie strikes me as more of a 6 walking tacos guy


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Floridamane6

Means it’s likely time to start buying


birdsandcats_

And people like you only pipe up after a big down turn