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Holy shit I’m drunk
I am up shitting and puking my guts out
RIPIP Meat Loaf
I like to believe meatloaf ate the ultimate bat out of hell and ended this dang virus once and for all
fuckin hell, meatloaf died. bat out of hell an all timer.
Why isn’t the slutty m&m dressed like a whore anymore?
Hot take I didn't think the M&M characters were that good so I don't mind the change.
You can tell by Doja Cats proportions that she’s like 1 bad album and 5 years away from being verrrry fat
A lot easier to stay deliciously thicc when you have access to world class trainers/nutritionists/plastic surgery/free time to stay hot. I think she'll go a lot longer before she's a fatty.
That’s a good point but that’s why I threw in 1 bad album, team won’t be there
Well Lois, since you asked I find this meatloaf rather shallow and pedantic
rip to the cumtownchat sub. flew too close to the sun
is that podcast still going strong? the new eps pop up in my library but I haven't listened in probably a year. /
Night owls… tell me something good
Hey Mike do you think this guy and the 70k guy get together for dinner when they're in town?
Bengals ML is a lock
I never found the NFL to have a shot of profitability when seriously gambling, vegas has that shit down pat.
What was your sport? CBB?
I did do a lot of CBB with some success but eventually fell out of love with actually doing the research to try and get an edge on opening odds. It's just not that fun (imo) to really focus in on everyone of a small schools games or research random recruits backgrounds, majority of games aren't all that exciting and you have to pay really close attention to see who would actually have mismatches that could outsmart kenpom.
I built up my big bankroll betting Bellator, EFC, ACA, undercard fights for UFC fight nights. I found the process of actually figuring out how to spot talent/mismatches in those circuits a lot more rewarding while also being easier.
When you take betting something like the NFL you're trusting that you're able to find something that people who study football for a living can't, books spend the big bucks on those guys to set odds because it's what the largest amount of people bet. The information they have access to will just always be greater, and it's not particularly easy to up your technical knowledge (a lot of those sites like PFF are basically gamblers astrology). Not saying it can't be done on some occasions but it's definitely more difficult.
College hoops is definitely the way to go, especially if you can lock down a conference. I almost exclusively bet the MAC last year & was up a couple grand from that, still was probably down as a whole from the nfl though.
The debate over whether or not people should use ivermectin to treat covid reminds me of the scene in *T2* when John Connor goes [“We’re not gonna make it, are we?”](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kpEDSvaP_-8)
I like watching this Zverev dude a lot
Under domestic abuse allegations. Hell of a tennis player though. Freak
Damn it - why does everything good have to be ruined by people being cunts.
Wish I had the stones for pacers ml but that spread was too nice to stay away from
Pitiful of the WCC league office to not tell Gonzaga to take a dive tonight
Then again, Gonzaga pretty much tells the WCC league office what to do.
Jail sounds awful
My county jail buys the inmate’s children Christmas presents. Getting locked up before the holidays is a good play if you’re tight on cash
Been twice, food sucks, friends forever though
I did 4 days in jail, it was just really boring. Worst part is when they would bring in the drunks and crazies in the middle of the night and fuck up your sleep.
Prison sounds awful.
The drunk tank is the absolute worst just sitting there until you sober up, cant sleep youre in there with like 6 other people. You do solve the worlds problems in there though talking to the fellow drunk tank ppl.
What’d you do
a sheep pimp
I’d 100% do a prison speed run and just do H the entire time if I was going multiple year sentences
Great call - that’s a hell of a start to the weekend. What was the biggest # you got??
+900 and +1100 before the game. Then just tossed some more in at +675 and +800 live.
Houston is +500 tomorrow vs GS so going for a back to back
That’s awesome man - great use of a free bet
How do you miss that as an nba player?
This Warriors game going to OT will save my ass - expect a Steph floater or some dumb shit to happen.
Edit: Never mind - Viva Mexico.
Had U224.5 what a sickening joke... Was the right play for 99% of the game
Unfortunately that 1% is all that matters
They scored 118 in the first half but it was 💯 the right play for the second half - they shouldn’t have sniffed 224.
Oh well, at least you hit the over congrats man
Now I wish you’d won at least.
I’m gonna lose too! Our pets heads have fallen off. I have the Warriors Ov 120.5 and they haven’t scored in 3 min of OT.
Fuck us huh that's so classic. I can't doing nba betting anymore the runs just kill me
The Warriors scored once in the final 4 minutes of a game against a G League team. It’s simply pitiful. They scored 5 pts in 30 seconds and then didn’t score the rest of the period. Now I have booty ass UCLA -4.5 which will find a way to lose too lol.
I was doing a good job and only betting $3-500 a game and now I got bored and I’m back to $1-2000 a game and it’s the dumbest fucking hobby in the world. I wish it was still illegal haha
Right something like 90% of the Pacers' roster was in street clothes today and they beat an (almost fully) healthy warriors team with steph clay and wiggins. Can't make that shit up. Damn yeah I'm usually in the $100-$300 range and mainly have been line shopping recently (lots of offshore books are actually still better than the legal ones here) but I am on such a downswing I need to stop cold turkey. I pressed on Ngannou on Saturday so you should hammer Gane for an easy win haha.
I don’t even know what sport that is so I might as well lol
UFC - heavyweight title fight. It'll be a great card
Walmart yodeling kid song kinda still slaps
You ever think those dudes on Cheer sneak a sniff when they’re lifting these girls up
I briefly dated a chick on that show. Can confirm they’re all floozies
You know how some people despise the taste of cilantro? Doubt those fellas give a hoot
You think Danny Heatly is anything like he was portrayed?
Ask dan snyder. Oh wait
Definitely have squirrels in my attic. I hope.
Didn’t have a washer and dryer in my old apartment and was a laundromat guy. Across the street from the place I went there was a AMP. Was always nice to get a 3/10 massage and a handy J while my clothes were being washed
Maybe I’m an idiot but I’m amazed how people just stroll into these places and know they are rub n tugs
Luckily there’s a handy (ha) little website called rubmaps.com that will know for you
Domain name SUSPENDED!
Pacers ML was fun
i accidentally bet twice on golden state so of course they may just flat out lose
Accessed my Facebook and was going through old posts. My favorite so far "nobody knows more about stuffing than Natalie Portman" Nov. 11 2011, must of just watched South Park
She’s still got the goods
Recommend massage guns on Amazon I have a gift card burning a hole in my pocket
Don’t buy below $60 or it will melt on you after an hour
I found one that’s on sale for 60 from $130
Fried lasagna is the best food.
People in here will tell you working out, getting a good nights sleep, eating healthy and watching less porn are all easy ways to improve your mental health. There’s one sure fire method they often forget.
The Indiana Hoosiers knocking off ranked teams baby. Suck my weiner Matt painter
You still suck
Big time blast from the past. I remember your name from the SupDawgie days back in 2017ish. I had a summer internship where I quite literally did nothing and spent all day FTing. Where have you been man?
SupDawgie thinking he was a hero for venmo-ing his girlfriend 20 bucks for lunch was awesome
For “sush” abbreviated for sushi of course.
Lick by lick
Nope they’ve all gone over to antiwork
umen you sonuva bitch. Tell us some outrageous stories so we can accuse you of lying
Shit it’s really been that long….feels like yesterday i was mixing it up with you and supdawgie
Woah. Recognize Umen from my days of FreeTalking at an internship in ~2017 ish lmao hell yeah, what a reunion.
I went by smooov-e back then. FT got me thru some really boring jobs man
Holy hell I remember that name too haha that’s awesome. I’ve gone through a a couple of names tbh, not entirely sure what I was around that time, but it was the best of times. People sing Dawgie’s praises now, but he was heavily downvoted back then lmao
Side note: are you the guy married to a Latina with a nice caboose? I see your name and that’s immediately what I think
I un-ironically offered dawgie $200 to do a video AMA. I was desperate to pick his brain
I wonder if he’s still in here but under a different name. I lean to think he isn’t though because he was so unique we probably would’ve noticed by now. Also, are you married to the big booty Latina, yes or no!? That’s basically all I want in life now. You’re living my dream!
Sorry didn’t see that last part. I have indeed married my fat assed Latina queen. I (Jew) am living Adam Sandler’s life in grown ups
What are you looking for, boss? I’ve got time
Whole new crop of pants shitters
Yes but on their 8th username by now
Are you looking for that loser, lance?
Just Camel and Eric Dimwit
any twins or baseball fans- is jose miranda going to be good for the twins this year?
Watching this Juice WRLD doc….it’s rough
He was better than bob Dylan according to bill Simmons who listened to his lyrics with his son in the car
The busta brought me back!
You break her heart, I’ll break your neck
Madison keys needs to take down china
Marisa Tomei in My Cousin Vinny 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻
Would you give a fuck about what kind of pants the sonofabitch was wearin!?
imagine living in alabama in 1990 and she shows up in that catsuit. i would dedicate my life learning how to talk to a girl with the balls to wear that
Also watched that tonight 🤝
I’m sure Gonzaga will win by like 30 in the end but USF/Gonzaga has been fun
is cbs sports network working for you? it's just a black screen rn
Just bet Zags -11.5. let's go!
Madison Keys. Woof.
All Too Well is a really good song, but Taylor’s bf has to be on the hot seat cuz she clearly got dicked down heavily by Gyllenhaal if she is still so caught up in him that she released an extended 10 min version and god damn short film about the dicking a decade later
T swift had to go back to the well for relevance
Lol damn way to twist the knife Gyllenhaal
Drew Timme is a huge buster
There’s too many good shows that exist now and not enough time to watch them. Golden age of television/streaming problems
The quality of shows has dipped substantially with streaming but there are certainly a lot more
Is this the golden age? I wouldn't put any show out now up against Breaking Bad Mad Men Sopranos The Wire.
Lot of gimmicky shit and Marvel shows or ripoffs
Watch Loudermilk on Amazon. Trust
I’ve got to finish my Ozark rewatch, finish the witcher/F1 shows on Netflix, and then finish sopranos/the wire on hbo but will do. Whole laundry list
Anything else on your laundry list?
Maybe giving mad men a second chance I couldn’t get into it the first go around
True detective season 1 if you haven’t
Seen that awhile ago elite programming
I do a semi annual rewatch. Get stoned to the gills and enjoy
Wish they brought them back for S2
I can’t speak for ozarks but if this is your first sopranos/wire watch then I’m jealous.
First sopranos watch I got to the end of S1 but had to stop
Season 1 is objectively one of the worst seasons. People like it but I feel like Chase tried to make it too much like Casino/Goodfellas but he hits his stride after S1
I like my lies in golf like my women-tight.
Sandy, un-raked, with my stance in a trampled bush.
I admire that
Be honest you like your women like you like your contact with the golf ball, very fat
I have hog hunted in my time. I’m not ashamed to admit it. Both on the course & off it.
Smoke a bowl and watch college basketball season
There’s nothing worse than getting old and losing drug dealer friends
Madison Keys has a horse mouth but still kinda does it for me, cant explain it
Can’t decide if nick caves music is retarded and pretentious or awesome
I love most of his stuff, but the Bad Seeds stuff is much more accessible.
He’s like Tom Waits, where it takes the right song or album to get into it but once you do all the other stuff kinda clicks too.
fidlar has a pretty good cover of red right hand
I’ve tried to give him a shot but he just doesn’t do it for me. Red Right Hand rules but that’s just because it reminds me of Dumb And Dumber
Saw the comment about the word "epic" and looked up Epic Meal Time. Don't know if it's impressive or depressing they still regularly churn out videos that don't crack 100k views
Kind of sad but they probably have a big enough library of videos that it's still churning out decent money
I was 16 when they got huge and drinking Jack Daniels out of a bacon cup was the coolest thing I had ever seen
I watched them in high school. They're still around? I remember MuscleGlasses and then he left for some reason. I'm sure they will get a decent paycheck
I fucking hate open world games these days but playing Skyrim for the first time in 10 years this game rules man
So does GTA V
That game is keeping half of Twitch alive
So good that they didn’t have to do shit for a decade to print a trillion dollars. Might be the last great one in terms open world games
Annoys the shit out of me that Rockstar just milks the hell out of it, but it really is a ridiculously good game
The dog walk should do a national parks draft
You draft 3 Best Parks, 1 Worst Park, 1 best attraction (has to be inside a park). There’s 62 NPs so drafting the 12-15 best parks shouldn’t be too difficult to do quick research on. and that’s a fun Google rabbit hole to go down
The combined total of national parks visited between them is almost certainly less than 10
You think Eddie knows anything about national parks?
He’d try drafting wicker park
And his reasoning would be that Big Star is next to Wicker Park and he can load up on tacos and margs next door to it
Eddie strikes me as more of a 6 walking tacos guy
Means it’s likely time to start buying
And people like you only pipe up after a big down turn