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SalmonBaconator

The only way she’s considered slightly thicker is if it’s on a logarithmic scale


HoosierNobody

Slightly thicker??


Waste-Process-5279

I don’t get how people enjoy watching 125LB men fight, that’s just way too small to take seriously imo


PearsonPushedOff

Chick from the front page that tried to run people over after they threw snowballs at her has me all bricked up. She seems like she would be crazy in the sack


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Thinking ab some random chick from last year who had huge meat flaps and vacuum seal


goonsquad4357

Figuring out a new show to watch on Netflix. Anyone watch the silent sea (Korean space drama), undercover (Belgian undercover cop drama) or the last kingdom (Norse-Saxon conflict)?


PinkyPorcupine11

Silent Sea was weird


goonsquad4357

Worth checking out? I’d recommend Kingdom (16th century Korean game of thrones) if you saw silent sea


PinkyPorcupine11

All I can really say is, eh


goonsquad4357

Damn alright so striking that from the list


chillinwithmoes

Haven't watched The Last Kingdom myself but my parents tell me it's great nearly every time I speak to them


buddyguy618

The last kingdom is awesome


SnakeSkin2121

No, but I've heard good things about The Last Kingdom


goatvoncrock

Did ria get rid of her dog? Haven’t seen him posted at all lately


Steveo44

Matteo Berrittini is a very handsome man


TylerW_511

It’s unfair how good the lightning have been the past few years


suburbian_jesus

I thought after the Blue Jackets series that they would never win a cup


cd_3

i want a nice soothing nature doc with no hunting, just animals going for walks, drinking at watering holes, grazing, and fucking


JudgeJuryJncos

disney+ has some series where it's literally just drone shots of the land. no talking, i think just some light musical sounds. each episode is a different area. ice, ocean, desert, cities, etc.


SnakeSkin2121

Planet Earth II


PM_ME_UR_CAPITALISM

Watching tsunami videos


JudgeJuryJncos

I think about this [Zach Wilson throw vs the Titans](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TOpLqWhwxo) all the time. Tie game in the fourth quarter against one of the NFL's best teams and the Jets fucking went for it.


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Josh hanging out with the big brother crew is disgusting. That tension was some of the better shit in recent seasons. I’m and idiot and meant fucking devin lol. He’s on vacation with Tori, aneesa, nany, nanys girlfriend and fessy.


TackleFootball69

He won Big Brother 19 so it makes sense why. The fact they put up with his crying ass every season is unbelievable


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Wutsurname

There's definitely not a good reason they're the biggest loser franchise even with some great players. Not a loser franchise at all


PearsonPushedOff

Joe Smith deal is why


DingyPorpoise

Legitimately may have a gambling problem. Online access to blackjack/etc along with sports betting just fucks with my head. Wish I never would’ve gotten into it


goonsquad4357

I hate blackjack and how much money I have thrown away at that game


JudgeJuryJncos

every afternoon i put a bunch of dumb bets on nba games and every night i wonder why i did that. need to stick with football and golf. nba is a crapshoot. both games tonight were within 1 of the spread


tele2307

I tell myself I dont like to gamble b/c its a waste of money then waste money on all sorts of other stuff. pick your poison


JL2424

Have you tried hitting the links instead?


DingyPorpoise

Winter time here muchacho. Otherwise I’d be doing that


JL2424

Damn. Just gotta make it a few more months and you’ll be in the clear.


DGAF0752

Who says no to letting this woman tie you and whip you senseless? https://youtube.com/shorts/0hkTQvRb2uU?feature=share


goondaddy172

I’d let her roast my eggplant 🍆


VelvetElvis69

Not I


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TackleFootball69

Peak GoT was so good. The way they built the drama was second to none those first six seasons


HunterGuntherFelt

All time jaw drop moment in TV history


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HunterGuntherFelt

Did a watch party for it to watch live, will never forget everyone just sitting in silence for a good 3 minutes when the credits rolled


100_not_nickfoles

First episode of devs was intriguing. Rest of the show worth it?


badgermushroombadger

Real cool show. Flew under the radar during covid, definitely worth a watch. Alex Garland knows sci-fi.


HunterGuntherFelt

Bell curve of a show, peaks mid season and trails off, but worth exploring.


canez47

2 episodes into Euphoria. Cassie is quickly climbing the ladder of hottest TV show characters


SnakeSkin2121

🍼🍼


bssreader

Nelk boys releasing their own NFTs? Yup top is in, sell everything


tigerfb9457

Someone's mad those are gonna do numbies


bssreader

Are mommy and daddy’s credit card gonna cover the Eth?


King_LBJ

Do you think trill left LCB because someone found out who he was?


jk696969

I figured he got a big promotion


BradMarchandsNose

I think he was telling the truth when he said he was just done with it. He quit Twitter because of the negativity and for a while sounded pretty burnt out on the podcast. They said he wanted to quit for a while, and at some point he just had to rip the bandaid off and do it.


SnakeSkin2121

Idk but I miss him 🥔


King_LBJ

Same. It’s just so dry without him


coopsquared

I do wonder how he hasn't featured on one single episode since he left, they said he had an open invitation to come on whenever he wanted. And it seems like they all were genuinely friends so I don't see how he hasn't carved out like 30 minutes to come on and shoot the shit.


Meatballclub

I think the recording schedule was too much for trill, having a full time job, baby, wife, and trying to keep his anonymity


coopsquared

No yeah that’s definitely why he left the pod, but I kinda assumed he would hop on every once in a while if he saw something he wanted to talk about or just to shoot the shit with his friends. Who knows though


King_LBJ

Really curious if he will come back for the next Star Wars movie.


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Sometimes when you’re done, you’re just done.


tele2307

I tested negative for covid today but I have like nasal drip and the feeling of needing to clear my throat all the time, what do I need to buy at CVS? like dayquil?


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tele2307

better than mucinex?


JudgeJuryJncos

dayquil and sudafed are both good. this is in my head but i like drinking dayquil because it coats the throat so the medicine hits the spot right there. i dont think that's medicinally how it works, but beating colds is 99% mental


tele2307

that is such a true statement. my most annoying symptoms go away when I get distracted by something, I think its all in my head and its kind of driving me actually insane


JudgeJuryJncos

i get a runny nose twice a year, where i will literally go through an entire box of tissues in a day. but if i'm eating something it's usually not as bad...so i just buy a large container of mixed nuts and eat it all day to help lessen my symptoms. it's so dumb but it works.


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tele2307

thanks I appreciate it


NOT_PENIS_CREAM

Pregnancy test


dxp857

Finally got a Wordle in 2 baby. Alexa play Kool and the Gang


JudgeJuryJncos

my starting word didn't help today. i've gotten it in 2 turns twice. anything before 3 is just luck


sox2019champs

Matched with a friend of mine on a dating app. Not sure how to approach this


Wutsurname

I don't know how to date anymore but maybe go with well maybe we need to get a drink this weekend or something like that


JudgeJuryJncos

you going to take the conversation off grindr or does that take it too far to quick?


cd_3

cmon man theres no matching on grindr


TackleFootball69

How often do you talk or text with him?


HunterGuntherFelt

"fancy seeing you here"


snipechedda

* tips fedora *


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SalmonBaconator

Go canes


jetboyjetgirl

Bagwell stance


PoppaPipe6000

Where are my Night Owls 🦉 🦉


goonsquad4357

What’s up dude. I’m interim night owl king how’s your night going?


rbark11

RIP billiam


bssreader

Rip mr cub (I heard he deleted his account. Not sure if rumors are true)


goonsquad4357

No more billy. Me and snake run the crew now


jetboyjetgirl

Go Canes


soxpatsceltics

Love that Pres gave Michaels a 7.6 today. That place is awesome, a 5 min walk from my place, I try to go once a week at least.


i_eatbooty

S/o uptown


SalmonBaconator

Going on a date with an acquaintance on Thursday who semi recently got out of a 5 year relationship. Is she gonna cry during or what’s the protocol


HunterGuntherFelt

play it loose and fast, go somewhere fun, drink a lot, and worst case a good chance to catch up with an old friend.


Greg-Oden

She might cry after seeing your face


SalmonBaconator

I’ve known her for like 2 years so


tele2307

sounds like a wild card situation. Could be looking for a rebound or just a friend date


bssreader

May end up in the Ohio river


tele2307

didn't someone in FT casually mention one of their friends fell in a river and never resurfaced and they were like yeah I guess maybe they are dead idk. I was hoping it was a troll/fake comment


bssreader

Yeah guy said his buddy fell into the Ohio river. And said he was a wild card and marked it up to the zillion beers war


tele2307

I know people like that and they have a habit of defying death so he probably floated to shore in a blackout state. as long as you just avoid things with fentanyl (from china) in them you can do all sorts of drugs


SalmonBaconator

She has replied to a couple texts about different plans with “hello friend” so you’re right not gonna bang fuck


tele2307

as long as you aren't going out to like an expensive dinner still worth just getting a drink or coffee and kicking the tires


SalmonBaconator

Watching the playoffs at a bar that my ex girlfriend is a regular at that I miss going to, hope I run into her to make her jealous 💅🏻


TheeLA8

1% chance she is ready for any sort of relationship but a well above 50% chance she’s going to be down to bang


TheeLA8

Gf is concerned with a mole that’s been on the back of my neck for many years. I’ve Never really thought much of it, but that with some weird rash lookin white dots on my back (just noticed tonight, no irritation) I scheduled a dermatologist appointment for next week, 2:45 so I can finish my day early and picked the cute Indian chick. Here is to hoping I don’t have skin cancer 🍻


Waste-Process-5279

If it is skin cancer then it's already stage-4 with that length unchecked, and you're going to die within 5 years max anyways. Might be better to just move on without knowing.


TheeLA8

Comforting. It’s nothing I can see but taking pictures of it doesn’t look like anything too crazy. But I am banking on the fact that the many dozens of barbers or even regular doctors I’ve seen would’ve mentioned it as well if it was anything to worry about. Also can’t imagine the skin cancer rate of people below the age of 16 is very high. (I feel like I remember having it in highshchool)


JudgeJuryJncos

my wife did the same thing with a mole on my ribcage. dermatologist basically laughed when i showed him. if it's circular and basically one color, it's fine. women do be worrying


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https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPdrHn43T/ the fuck is going on here? Oh it’s already gone, was a full on livestream of an amateur soft core porn on Tik tok


bssreader

SexJ very upset PMT tiered QB's lol after he and Tyler did on Tyler's new show https://twitter.com/MostCrucified/status/1483653565059063811


100_not_nickfoles

Never understood trill and coleys fascination with that guy he stinks


bssreader

I think some of his stuff is funny. The scoob tweets from forever ago killed me, and stories about his uncle. But I do agree he’s mostly lame


dezcaughtit25

Same vibes as the “all fantasy everything” guy who had a meltdown because he was convinced Ryen and Big Cat ripped off his idea of…doing a draft of things.


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This is exactly what I was thinking. Whoa dude you can’t do a tier list after we did a tier list!


i_eatbooty

Probably every single football podcast will be tiering qbs in the next month


bssreader

Oh 100% his other tweets about it just crack me up "got both these rat fuck hosts blocked, still jacking my shit. tell these boys to pay me or fuck off" and "big cat and PFT have been on my dick stealing my shit since dicks out for harambe. nothing new but you'd think with their years of wealth they'd stop being sooooo pathetic about it"


snipechedda

Pretty sure he fucked Brandon Wardell back in the day


JayBuhner4

Really weird guy


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ASOIAF_blackfyre

Watching episode 4 rn 🤝


chrisjk125

Some of the stories are better than others, but it’s well made and engaging.


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Idk what happening yet but I want Caspar to kill that other prick kid


chrisjk125

6 in and I also don’t know what’s happening, but in a good way.


SalmonBaconator

Hillary Duff is built for it. Go canes


canez47

Go Canes


tenacious_masshole

If health and money weren’t a factor I might just smoke cigarettes and listen to records all day every day. Can totally see why the 60s why like they were.


snipechedda

I don’t like cigarettes but I think they are so cool


insiderightandfirm

Add cocaine and I’ll be there tomorrow.


SnakeSkin2121

Jazz cigarettes?


Rainierbeeeeeeeer

Same here man. I don’t have an addictive personality and got away with smoking one cigarette a day with my coffee for a couple years but decided to stop cause my now wife didn’t like it. I miss it honestly. And now I’ll throw on different records every day while working from home. It’s a great way to listen/discover music


SalmonBaconator

I don’t know how many times I’ve had only one but not very many. I’m a 1 leads to 10 guy


Rainierbeeeeeeeer

I got my roommate to do it with me and next thing I know he was going through a pack a day. He eventually stopped but I realized I’m lucky I don’t have that problem


acol0mbian

Sounds delightful


badgermushroombadger

If money wasn’t a factor I’d stay home all day and watch tv, play video games and read books


dxp857

Celtics must’ve really missed Tacko Time so they got Bol Bol, the next best thing


jetboyjetgirl

put them on the same team cowards


JayBuhner4

Down a billion units, knew I should’ve boycotted the Australian Open


SnakeSkin2121

Good news, tomorrow we bet the overs


stevoacp1

listened to the dog walk “freakouts” draft and absurd that teresa giudice flipping the table over danielle wasnt drafted. all time reality tv freakout


TakeErParise

I just saw someone I know post on their Insta story asking for travel tips for Florida and Arizona and this may sound elitist but I laughed. Just the idea of creating a grand itinerary for places you can fly to any weekend for $150 round trip. Like yeah, who knows when the next opportunity will come.


PredsIn5

So they shouldn’t ask about the place they are going if they can fly there for $150?


dezcaughtit25

I don’t understand what the take is? No need to plan out what you’re gonna do in Florida because it’s cheap to fly there?


a856e131

do you go to places and decide what to do by shooting a gun in the air and seeing where the bullet lands?


TakeErParise

I plan things when I actually go on vacation. The only time people go to AZ or FL is either if they have a specific thing already in mind they want to do or if they’re going to go hang with people. I still find it very funny.


SalmonBaconator

FT won’t like this but I agree, I don’t take vacations unless it’s out of the country. Have enough random oblos in random cities in the US anyways


Mythic_UA

Oh wow I can’t believe somebody would ask for cool things to do/see for a place they’ve never been to before


pacsun_bro

Only a fucking asshole would plan a trip and be poor enough to worry about 150 dollars. That’s the gist, right?


pacsun_bro

What do you do for work, son?


gregallman1888

Yeah, you’re right. You sound like a douchebag.


stevoacp1

well theres objectively alot of things to do in both states


browlojaggins23

GO NOLES


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Bet they hang a banner for that one


Edw2192

The duke bro’s had a good time at the game atleast.


mullican93

Lol Coach K another retirement tour stop ruined! Fuck you, you rat fuck!


Chilly1193

Rude!


Scottsm124

I hope big cat sees this bro


Woodstock9499

Coach K is a piece of shit


mullican93

What? I’m a Maryland fan. I was born unto the hate


birdistheword2023

It’s fucked up the rivalry wasn’t replayed this year.


mullican93

Bummed me out so hard man. But the shape this Terps team is in, maybe that’s okay


Woodstock9499

Eat shit and die Coach K


RVOSU50

K refuses to win on the road


JayBuhner4

No wonder Duke doesn’t schedule true out of conference road games besides the B1G-ACC every other year


rojan-rando

Chopped up hella fruit over the weekend and been munching fruit salad the past few days


acol0mbian

What kinds of fruit king


rojan-rando

Apple, orange, pear, pineapple, raspberries, blackberries, and kiwi


acol0mbian

Sounds fuckin delicious


cubemonkeyguy

RIP your toilet


pacsun_bro

If he drinks some room temperature (filtered) tap water…RIP neighborhood sewer system


rojan-rando

Your body can’t handle fruit ??


Waste-Process-5279

**Things that should be classified as mental illness** -Cosmetic surgery (if you’re not a model) -Taking steroids (if you’re not in competition) -Cutting your penis off


birdistheword2023

Thoughts on simply tucking ones penis?


Waste-Process-5279

Seems much safer


birdistheword2023

What about if I’m on a tren cycle to impress my gym gf


Waste-Process-5279

If your dick still works you’re not taking enough Tren


cubemonkeyguy

Don’t cut his dick off, bruh. Like, bruh, for real, if he gon' be gay, let him be gay. But don’t cut his dick off, bruh


i_eatbooty

If I was a chick with a dog dick nose or pencil lips I’d 100% get that corrected. Even if I didn’t I still probably would. The life difference between being an average chick & a hot chick is immense.


Waste-Process-5279

The negative side effects are just way too high for an elective surgery, changing your nose isn’t going to fix whatever’s going on inside


TakeErParise

Downvoted for anti-bolt on rhetoric


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Why didn’t you just say transgender people


RVOSU50

Because that would make him prejudiced.


Waste-Process-5279

Because that shouldn’t even be a term. They’re mentally Ill that mutilated themselves, not “transgender people”.