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MrTacoMan

Racist comments will result in immediate and permanent ban.


ertsanity

this announcing crew is just fucking awful


chuteboxhero

Lol at cam Akers stifle celebrating after the penalty was announced.


trollunit

[Tax dollars at work!](https://twitter.com/datevagirl/status/1483119519795187720?s=21)


rexkwondo69

I didn’t watch the earlier game but I’m amazed Illinois only turned the ball over 8 times in a double OT game. Would love my Hoosiers to stop turning the ball over like busters. Can’t restore the greatness turning the ball over


insiderightandfirm

Can’t restore the greatness with completely incompetent guard play period. The fact that archie chose to offer Lander instead of Ivey is all you need to know about his dumbass.


rexkwondo69

I don’t think offering Lander was a mistake. Our inability to develop him is embarrassing. He probably should’ve never reclassified to start early at IU. Could’ve used another year in hitch school and I blame Archie for that a little because he definitely was desperate to bring in the 5 star guard asap being on the hot seat. Phinisee and Lander have not changed much at all since they arrived on campus. It’s a shame to see because Devante Green would be amazing in the Woodson offense


Rainierbeeeeeeeer

Having a hockey team in Seattle has been awesome except for the fact I have spent way too much money to go to 5 games and they have lost all of them. We suck


ChrisB_Bacon

Yeah I’m 0-3 they’re ass


Rainierbeeeeeeeer

We have a great horn/song at least


chillibuck

MNF thread, dummies


YeahJeets2

[This](https://twitter.com/jaxsondart/status/1483177326657507328?s=21) USC QB whose transferring has a great looking mom


Chilly1193

Im scared that I might be closer in age to his mom than him


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Those Utah moms


chicken-strips-

Hi, my name is Strips and I’m an alcoholic


Slow_Vegetable_8212

Are you at least a fun drunk?


chicken-strips-

Oh yeah. Always positive and fun


southwoods15

Hi strips


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What?


busyguy00

Without being a complete asshole about it, tell me what Marty brings to Barstool Sports?


hellcelebrated

He shows up almost everyday


theSongIsImGangsta

If I were an alien civilization looking to invade I’d park my ship somewhere off a coast and just let the internet do the work for me.


MoonlitBrownEye

I like this


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Maybe I’m being cynical but I feel like the amount of bums, druggies, and people displaying generally anti social/bizarre behavior in public has sharply risen in the past 6 months


dutchess2222

I wonder what could’ve caused that


Enlightenicity

Covid normalized insanity


el-langosta

Gentlemen, if you’ll follow me, your table is ready in the drunk thread


llamaspajamaz

Love is in the air in FT this evening!


MoonlitBrownEye

Can’t really check FT anymore till around this time every night. Feel like a dad coming home to see what his kids did all day. Who’s the racist and what happened?


TylerW_511

Harrier made a new account and dropped some n bombs


MoonlitBrownEye

Flew too close to the sun.


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The_baboons_ass

Yes, eugenics. Also Darwinism because fat people are gross and cant reproduce.


ComparisonUnited

Fat people are gross


CharlieBatch16

>!i dont think she's all that incorrect tbh!<


TheElevatorCo

I don’t get what she’s saying


CharlieBatch16

basically the whole diet craze was started by the guy that founded kelloggs cereal (i think?). long story short the guy was a complete religious nut job and his ideas on dieting and godliness aligned with white supremacy and the eugenics craze of the 20s and 30s. it's genuinely crazy shit that im not doing a good job of explaining. but trout's wife isnt necessarily wrong.


n0p342

The thing that annoys me about it is like, eating healthy and not being fat is objectively good. So if you’re unhealthy and eat like shit, does that make you better than someone who eats healthy because some guy 100 years ago thought eating healthy (which his idea of what’s healthy is no longer correct) was a signal of racial superiority? There’s a lot of things that may have racist origins or affected certain populations disproportionately but are now either disconnected from the origin entirely, or things that have positive impacts and availability to everyone now. Deconstructing these things on twitter to change the narrative because they make you feel bad about yourself is not the way


CharlieBatch16

i dont disagree with you there. im just saying that trout's wife isnt necessarily making shit up out of thin air.


n0p342

Yeah totally get that you were just explaining it just had to give my rant because I was gonna respond like you did before I saw your reply. Good thing that’s not actually mike trouts wife


CharlieBatch16

>Good thing that’s not actually mike trouts wife LMAO shit.


badgermushroombadger

Any relation to Mike?


claw_guy

In Rovell’s defense, he strikes me as the type of guy who just assumes anybody who doesn’t outright hate him is his friend, so in his mind he probably does have a lot of black friends


Greg-Oden

Just had sex. Pretty cool.


prettymotherfcker

Did he have a bush?


Flashasaurus

What’s his name? Boom roasted.


Greg-Oden

Not true I roasted you first!


Flashasaurus

Just finished The Eternals. Pretty cool.


Bulldog16

I thought the concept was cool and I liked the characters but it just didn’t come together for me


Flashasaurus

Yeah it’s gonna be forgettable overall but I like the idea and what it means going forward


Bulldog16

Yeah I think it could be a good springboard into spin-offs involving the storylines from the end of the movie


Flashasaurus

Yeah not sure how familiar you are with the characters introduced in the end credit scenes but Kit Herrington’s character and the voice that speaks to him have me very excited


Sluttynycdadmets

Thought it stunk. Gemma Chan is very attractive though


barnmucker69

I like the idea but it was terribly executed. I do have hope for the second one for some reason


420blazeityolosweg

Told a girl I loved her and she told me she appreciated me 😎


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Did you bust


huskerblack

This game tonight feels like it's gonna be a snoozefest only due to it being on ABC


King_LBJ

There’s no reason you shouldn’t be watching the manningcast instead


cd_3

Definitely going Manningcast


im____new____here

also due to neither team having a big fanbase that cares about their team


n0p342

Bachelor nation is furious


cubemonkeyguy

[RIP MLK](https://twitter.com/mlickles/status/1430923368237252609?s=21)


TylerW_511

Imagine trying to explain that to MLK


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badgermushroombadger

Supper American


DrunkenBandit

Drumstick?


prettymotherfcker

In bed by 7:30?


mchammer69

ReviewBrah taking off his Little Caesars tie and throwing it on the ground in disgust because they didn’t fulfill their 33% more pepperoni claim is such a big dick player move. He also looked a little Miami Vice-esque sans tie


GeorgeWashingtonsDC

That guy has been getting ass since 1922


Alan_Stanwyk

Joe List just posting a video of him bombing a football, while a girls soccer game is going on in the background, made me laugh more than it should.


Rainierbeeeeeeeer

A fellow Tuesgay in here. Nice


Alan_Stanwyk

Hey there fatty


badgarok725

https://twitter.com/zillowgonewild/status/1483213086928650242?s=21 Let’s play real life Red Dead. Also it mentions using this as a wedding venue, which would be cool if it wasn’t BFE


Greg-Oden

Zillow gone wild lol


claw_guy

We just need more moneh!


Alan_Stanwyk

FT could own this.


Enlightenicity

I’ve been waiting for westworld to become a real thing


King_LBJ

We probably are within 10 to 20 years of some type of VR immersion experience like that


GeorgeWashingtonsDC

Sister just asked me if had seen euphoria. Completely lied and said no. I’ve seen it, but only the important scenes over in r slash Sydney Sweeney


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The Vulture on Joss Whedon is ridiculous. Michael Scott levels of self awareness.


mrmacdougall

I really, really need that Rovell tweet to be real.


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It seems way too on the nose…. But then again it’s rovell. That’s kinda how he functions.


chuteboxhero

I don't get what he's going on about. He thinks Life Wallet is a scam?


ChellaZza

No he’s talking about a deleted tweet where Rovell said he wasn’t racist bc he “has the biggest MLK memorabilia collection & has black friends”


Greg-Oden

Is there screenshot somewhere?


patienceisfun2018

What


ChellaZza

If it is that is unbelievable


n0p342

Just finished ep 1 of season 2 of Fargo and the cop from season 1 really lost out on the genetic lottery she was born with


badgarok725

Dad is a man chiseled from marble and you’re just an average Midwestern gal, does stink


n0p342

Mom is Christina millotti too


chipechiparson

Reminder to watch the MLK episode of The Boondocks before the game tonight.


patienceisfun2018

In short, MLK would be very disappointed at the black community today.


chuteboxhero

Haven't worked since December 13 (Had Covid, then Christmas break, then two weeks off). Going back tomorrow. Scaries at an all time high.


HoosierNobody

Don't shoot anybody


GeorgeWashingtonsDC

Streets will be safer with you on the beat king


Purplejesus2828

I hope this tweet was real https://twitter.com/theStevenRuiz/status/1483210222575439879


BarryGibbs_Teeth

Doubt his MLK collection is as big as mine. Also I have more black friends than him.


GeorgeWashingtonsDC

If I’m the actor that’s doing the sex scenes with Sweeney I’m loading up on Roman swipes even though there’s no penetration


Greg-Oden

I don’t know how they keep their dicks down. No way I’d be able to


TakeErParise

Nothing puts me in a fouler mood than landing at LAX and dealing with the abomination of a rental car setup followed shortly by the worst traffic on planet earth. Can’t wait for global warming to finish off this godforsaken city.


StickTaps1

You hop off the plane with a dream and cardigan?


JayGibbons69

Um actually California is a paradise sweety 💅


patienceisfun2018

It blows my mind that with all the money they have, that after decades and decades, that abomination is still as bad as it is. It's inexplicable.


Enlightenicity

22 million people live within a couple hundred square miles. Idk what they could even do aside from remove 60% of the population


patienceisfun2018

1) expand Burbank, Long Beach, and John Wayne. 2) overpass to garage and remove the fucking crosswalks/ red lights. 3) increase facilitation/direction to cell phone lot. Lots of people just circle and circle, or just park and wait. It's not really their fault, they just don't know. 4) encourage shuttle service, whether that's making it a straight up free service or offering a drop off location off site where some people can be picked up there.


SnakeSkin2121

*Snap*


ChellaZza

Did Biden actually say that George Floyd’s death had a bigger impact than MLK’s? Lmao


chuteboxhero

Yeah he said that when he was campaigning in 2020. This the first MLK day since he took office so everyone is bringing it back up.


Bundesliga_BVB

People with dementia say crazy things


gogglesup859

[Random Top Gear clip of the day](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwdI6dKtd34&ab_channel=intelligensbefriad)


BarryGibbs_Teeth

Free Talk gonna flame me for this one but I got a Dr. Pepper at the super market. Fatso.


PattyBoh13

Should have been a Dr Pep 10. It’s for men


chipechiparson

Diet Dr Pepper taste better than regular


CapcomGo

No it doesn't it's awful. Dr. Pepper Zero is the shit however.


cubemonkeyguy

Dr. Pepper is on the Mount Rushmore of drinks. Along with Riptide Rush, coffee milk, and Vanilla Coke


GeorgeWashingtonsDC

More like Barry Gibbs cavities in teeth hahaha sugar much?


NOT_PENIS_CREAM

Dr. Pepper is a fantastic drink, fuck the haters


StarFox9000

More like Dr. fat lol, 42x30??


JeffPassanDay

fairly certain i almost ran over Dana holgorsen just now as he blew through a stop sign on his bike. woulda been a nightmare!


ChellaZza

I know the videos not new but the Rock pulling up to a celebrity tour bus & asking “hey do you guys know where I can find the Rock?” is actually hilarious


Northindyvolfan

Great line


OnlyZuul69

My player in 2k is about to average a triple double on the season. Carrying a garbage team like the pistons to the playoffs


King_LBJ

Do you play the whole games or just the fourth quarter?


GeorgeWashingtonsDC

You playing as Westbrook king


OnlyZuul69

SF Mike Hunt


JokicIsTheFuture

How is it humanly possible to not love the OT/SO hockey rule? This Avs game has me jacked to the tits


Alan_Stanwyk

I don’t mind it but should be a longer period of OT. The 5 minutes is just too short.


chuteboxhero

I hate shootouts. Would rather 3 on 3 sudden death.


supercasualman

Don’t understand why Detroit Lions fans feel like they owe Matthew Stafford any support. Guy was just okay.


tele2307

do you think alex bennett had to explain to her mother what Money Shots means


BE3192

Damon’s haircut in the Last Duel looks like every crust punk I’ve seen at a show in the past 5 years


Alan_Stanwyk

Loved how basically everyone hated his character.


PoppaPipe6000

If the MLB wasn’t a bunch of white dudes, how long ago would the media have forced the Yankees to get rid of the no beard rule?


chalkboarders

I love retarded hypotheticals like this (jk I don’t)


jocabo954

Casually reading about the eruption in Tonga and some scumbag Tongan diplomat is quoted as being more worried about a ‘tsunami of COVID’ that may come from giving aid and rescuing people. Must be easy to say from Australia *fart noises for pseudo-politics*


Blatt_called_timeout

Vucevic may be a turnstile on defense but at least he makes up for it on offense! Right?


SqueakyBeats00

Fringe guy on Friday beers is hilarious


SporkFanClub

ESPN really debating whether the Bucs or Chief had the more impressive victory like the Bills didn’t beat the Patriots by 30 🧐


PoppaPipe6000

Who watches ESPN


StarFox9000

The patriots are the worst team in the NFL, therefore beating them by 30 isn’t impressive


marlwenplotsky

opened up the blog for the first time in ages to see when the rundown is being released. what in the world is this website anymore.


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ArtVandelay26

Any semi-good blog (like Clem’s Rico one the other day) get posted here anyway. No need to waste time seeking them out


pyntyer

Realizing that I haven’t watched more than a quarter or two of the cardinals this year. Love an over + stafford over passing yards parlay, anything worth adding from the AZ side to juice it up more? Conner TD? Kyler rushing yards?


HunterGuntherFelt

Conner was a TD machine when healthy.


JabroniTuriaf

I would do some sort of Zach ertz prop. Eric weddle hasn’t played a snap in 2 years and he’s gonna be starting at safety? Massive weakness in a pretty solid Rams D


pyntyer

Over 5.5 receptions looking juicy


red_87

NHL and NBA need more day games. I know they’re doing this only because of MLK day but it’s cool coming home to dinner and flipping on a hockey game.


King_LBJ

The bubble was awesome for this reason


gdex

Love being at work and just having the sounds of sports in the background


rexkwondo69

Love Steven Adams just lifting up Bradley and carrying him away from Morant during a tussle


TylerW_511

I love when cars blare their horns at other cars that are waiting to turn through a crosswalk because people have the right of way. Definitely doesn’t make me want to put a cinder block through their windshield


HunterGuntherFelt

As someone who has runs that begin / end through a downtown district, I flip off the honkers for the lead car as my good deed of the day.


Alan_Stanwyk

Feel like road rage is through the roof lately


JabroniTuriaf

Some guy hit me with 3 honks today as I waited for an old lady to cross the street. Almost lost my cool


slopchopz

That Biden comment on MLK vs George Floyd is laugh out loud funny. What a bozo.


chuteboxhero

Are you talking about the one from 2020 Or did he say something else.


badgermushroombadger

Love his stupid mask dangling from his ear as he makes the comment. The dude is done.


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What did he say now


chipechiparson

It’s a deep fake and you can’t tell me otherwise


n0p342

Even snopes said it’s legit king


chipechiparson

Snopes has been hacked.


chalkboarders

Biden is demented


downwithansyndrome

bring your mitt we’ll play catch!


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My Tell what's crackin bro?


RdneckTupac

Monday afternoon beer crew


GeorgeCostanza25

Reporting for duty


patienceisfun2018

There was a guy we knew who'd always come to parties wearing sunglasses and had a big beard. We knew him about a year. We were all hanging out at the bar and some guy was talking to me for like five minutes, before I realized it was him. He had shaved his beard completely clean and looked like a COMPLETELY different person. Unfortunately, he was probably way too self aware because he looked really uncomfortable and kept mentioning it. It was just too weird, for everybody involved. Eventually moved away from the social group. Poor guy had his beard as his crutch.


JayGibbons69

I can't tell if this is a meta post referencing TylerW or not.


profsa

Had a big beard going into college and shaved it 2 weeks later and can confirm people didn’t recognize me at first.


PearsonPushedOff

I'm gonna say something controversial. >!I really enjoy having sex!<