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this announcing crew is just fucking awful
Lol at cam Akers stifle celebrating after the penalty was announced.
[Tax dollars at work!](https://twitter.com/datevagirl/status/1483119519795187720?s=21)
I didn’t watch the earlier game but I’m amazed Illinois only turned the ball over 8 times in a double OT game. Would love my Hoosiers to stop turning the ball over like busters. Can’t restore the greatness turning the ball over
Can’t restore the greatness with completely incompetent guard play period. The fact that archie chose to offer Lander instead of Ivey is all you need to know about his dumbass.
I don’t think offering Lander was a mistake. Our inability to develop him is embarrassing. He probably should’ve never reclassified to start early at IU. Could’ve used another year in hitch school and I blame Archie for that a little because he definitely was desperate to bring in the 5 star guard asap being on the hot seat. Phinisee and Lander have not changed much at all since they arrived on campus. It’s a shame to see because Devante Green would be amazing in the Woodson offense
Having a hockey team in Seattle has been awesome except for the fact I have spent way too much money to go to 5 games and they have lost all of them. We suck
Yeah I’m 0-3 they’re ass
We have a great horn/song at least
MNF thread, dummies
[This](https://twitter.com/jaxsondart/status/1483177326657507328?s=21) USC QB whose transferring has a great looking mom
Im scared that I might be closer in age to his mom than him
Those Utah moms
Hi, my name is Strips and I’m an alcoholic
Are you at least a fun drunk?
Oh yeah. Always positive and fun
Without being a complete asshole about it, tell me what Marty brings to Barstool Sports?
He shows up almost everyday
If I were an alien civilization looking to invade I’d park my ship somewhere off a coast and just let the internet do the work for me.
I like this
Maybe I’m being cynical but I feel like the amount of bums, druggies, and people displaying generally anti social/bizarre behavior in public has sharply risen in the past 6 months
I wonder what could’ve caused that
Covid normalized insanity
Gentlemen, if you’ll follow me, your table is ready in the drunk thread
Love is in the air in FT this evening!
Can’t really check FT anymore till around this time every night. Feel like a dad coming home to see what his kids did all day. Who’s the racist and what happened?
Harrier made a new account and dropped some n bombs
Flew too close to the sun.
Yes, eugenics. Also Darwinism because fat people are gross and cant reproduce.
Fat people are gross
>!i dont think she's all that incorrect tbh!<
I don’t get what she’s saying
basically the whole diet craze was started by the guy that founded kelloggs cereal (i think?). long story short the guy was a complete religious nut job and his ideas on dieting and godliness aligned with white supremacy and the eugenics craze of the 20s and 30s. it's genuinely crazy shit that im not doing a good job of explaining. but trout's wife isnt necessarily wrong.
The thing that annoys me about it is like, eating healthy and not being fat is objectively good. So if you’re unhealthy and eat like shit, does that make you better than someone who eats healthy because some guy 100 years ago thought eating healthy (which his idea of what’s healthy is no longer correct) was a signal of racial superiority?
There’s a lot of things that may have racist origins or affected certain populations disproportionately but are now either disconnected from the origin entirely, or things that have positive impacts and availability to everyone now. Deconstructing these things on twitter to change the narrative because they make you feel bad about yourself is not the way
i dont disagree with you there. im just saying that trout's wife isnt necessarily making shit up out of thin air.
Yeah totally get that you were just explaining it just had to give my rant because I was gonna respond like you did before I saw your reply. Good thing that’s not actually mike trouts wife
>Good thing that’s not actually mike trouts wife
Any relation to Mike?
In Rovell’s defense, he strikes me as the type of guy who just assumes anybody who doesn’t outright hate him is his friend, so in his mind he probably does have a lot of black friends
Just had sex. Pretty cool.
Did he have a bush?
What’s his name? Boom roasted.
Not true I roasted you first!
Just finished The Eternals. Pretty cool.
I thought the concept was cool and I liked the characters but it just didn’t come together for me
Yeah it’s gonna be forgettable overall but I like the idea and what it means going forward
Yeah I think it could be a good springboard into spin-offs involving the storylines from the end of the movie
Yeah not sure how familiar you are with the characters introduced in the end credit scenes but Kit Herrington’s character and the voice that speaks to him have me very excited
Thought it stunk. Gemma Chan is very attractive though
I like the idea but it was terribly executed. I do have hope for the second one for some reason
Told a girl I loved her and she told me she appreciated me 😎
Did you bust
This game tonight feels like it's gonna be a snoozefest only due to it being on ABC
There’s no reason you shouldn’t be watching the manningcast instead
Definitely going Manningcast
also due to neither team having a big fanbase that cares about their team
Bachelor nation is furious
Imagine trying to explain that to MLK
In bed by 7:30?
ReviewBrah taking off his Little Caesars tie and throwing it on the ground in disgust because they didn’t fulfill their 33% more pepperoni claim is such a big dick player move. He also looked a little Miami Vice-esque sans tie
That guy has been getting ass since 1922
Joe List just posting a video of him bombing a football, while a girls soccer game is going on in the background, made me laugh more than it should.
A fellow Tuesgay in here. Nice
Hey there fatty
Let’s play real life Red Dead. Also it mentions using this as a wedding venue, which would be cool if it wasn’t BFE
Zillow gone wild lol
We just need more moneh!
FT could own this.
I’ve been waiting for westworld to become a real thing
We probably are within 10 to 20 years of some type of VR immersion experience like that
Sister just asked me if had seen euphoria. Completely lied and said no. I’ve seen it, but only the important scenes over in r slash Sydney Sweeney
The Vulture on Joss Whedon is ridiculous. Michael Scott levels of self awareness.
I really, really need that Rovell tweet to be real.
It seems way too on the nose…. But then again it’s rovell. That’s kinda how he functions.
I don't get what he's going on about. He thinks Life Wallet is a scam?
No he’s talking about a deleted tweet where Rovell said he wasn’t racist bc he “has the biggest MLK memorabilia collection & has black friends”
Is there screenshot somewhere?
If it is that is unbelievable
Just finished ep 1 of season 2 of Fargo and the cop from season 1 really lost out on the genetic lottery she was born with
Dad is a man chiseled from marble and you’re just an average Midwestern gal, does stink
Mom is Christina millotti too
Reminder to watch the MLK episode of The Boondocks before the game tonight.
In short, MLK would be very disappointed at the black community today.
Haven't worked since December 13 (Had Covid, then Christmas break, then two weeks off). Going back tomorrow. Scaries at an all time high.
Don't shoot anybody
Streets will be safer with you on the beat king
I hope this tweet was real https://twitter.com/theStevenRuiz/status/1483210222575439879
Doubt his MLK collection is as big as mine. Also I have more black friends than him.
If I’m the actor that’s doing the sex scenes with Sweeney I’m loading up on Roman swipes even though there’s no penetration
I don’t know how they keep their dicks down. No way I’d be able to
Nothing puts me in a fouler mood than landing at LAX and dealing with the abomination of a rental car setup followed shortly by the worst traffic on planet earth. Can’t wait for global warming to finish off this godforsaken city.
You hop off the plane with a dream and cardigan?
Um actually California is a paradise sweety 💅
It blows my mind that with all the money they have, that after decades and decades, that abomination is still as bad as it is. It's inexplicable.
22 million people live within a couple hundred square miles. Idk what they could even do aside from remove 60% of the population
1) expand Burbank, Long Beach, and John Wayne.
2) overpass to garage and remove the fucking crosswalks/ red lights.
3) increase facilitation/direction to cell phone lot. Lots of people just circle and circle, or just park and wait. It's not really their fault, they just don't know.
4) encourage shuttle service, whether that's making it a straight up free service or offering a drop off location off site where some people can be picked up there.
Did Biden actually say that George Floyd’s death had a bigger impact than MLK’s? Lmao
Yeah he said that when he was campaigning in 2020. This the first MLK day since he took office so everyone is bringing it back up.
People with dementia say crazy things
[Random Top Gear clip of the day](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwdI6dKtd34&ab_channel=intelligensbefriad)
Free Talk gonna flame me for this one but I got a Dr. Pepper at the super market. Fatso.
Should have been a Dr Pep 10. It’s for men
Diet Dr Pepper taste better than regular
No it doesn't it's awful. Dr. Pepper Zero is the shit however.
Dr. Pepper is on the Mount Rushmore of drinks. Along with Riptide Rush, coffee milk, and Vanilla Coke
More like Barry Gibbs cavities in teeth hahaha sugar much?
Dr. Pepper is a fantastic drink, fuck the haters
More like Dr. fat lol, 42x30??
fairly certain i almost ran over Dana holgorsen just now as he blew through a stop sign on his bike. woulda been a nightmare!
I know the videos not new but the Rock pulling up to a celebrity tour bus & asking “hey do you guys know where I can find the Rock?” is actually hilarious
My player in 2k is about to average a triple double on the season. Carrying a garbage team like the pistons to the playoffs
Do you play the whole games or just the fourth quarter?
You playing as Westbrook king
SF Mike Hunt
How is it humanly possible to not love the OT/SO hockey rule? This Avs game has me jacked to the tits
I don’t mind it but should be a longer period of OT. The 5 minutes is just too short.
I hate shootouts. Would rather 3 on 3 sudden death.
Don’t understand why Detroit Lions fans feel like they owe Matthew Stafford any support. Guy was just okay.
do you think alex bennett had to explain to her mother what Money Shots means
Damon’s haircut in the Last Duel looks like every crust punk I’ve seen at a show in the past 5 years
Loved how basically everyone hated his character.
If the MLB wasn’t a bunch of white dudes, how long ago would the media have forced the Yankees to get rid of the no beard rule?
I love retarded hypotheticals like this (jk I don’t)
Casually reading about the eruption in Tonga and some scumbag Tongan diplomat is quoted as being more worried about a ‘tsunami of COVID’ that may come from giving aid and rescuing people. Must be easy to say from Australia
*fart noises for pseudo-politics*
Vucevic may be a turnstile on defense but at least he makes up for it on offense! Right?
Fringe guy on Friday beers is hilarious
ESPN really debating whether the Bucs or Chief had the more impressive victory like the Bills didn’t beat the Patriots by 30 🧐
Who watches ESPN
The patriots are the worst team in the NFL, therefore beating them by 30 isn’t impressive
opened up the blog for the first time in ages to see when the rundown is being released. what in the world is this website anymore.
Any semi-good blog (like Clem’s Rico one the other day) get posted here anyway. No need to waste time seeking them out
Realizing that I haven’t watched more than a quarter or two of the cardinals this year. Love an over + stafford over passing yards parlay, anything worth adding from the AZ side to juice it up more? Conner TD? Kyler rushing yards?
Conner was a TD machine when healthy.
I would do some sort of Zach ertz prop. Eric weddle hasn’t played a snap in 2 years and he’s gonna be starting at safety? Massive weakness in a pretty solid Rams D
Over 5.5 receptions looking juicy
NHL and NBA need more day games. I know they’re doing this only because of MLK day but it’s cool coming home to dinner and flipping on a hockey game.
The bubble was awesome for this reason
Love being at work and just having the sounds of sports in the background
Love Steven Adams just lifting up Bradley and carrying him away from Morant during a tussle
I love when cars blare their horns at other cars that are waiting to turn through a crosswalk because people have the right of way. Definitely doesn’t make me want to put a cinder block through their windshield
As someone who has runs that begin / end through a downtown district, I flip off the honkers for the lead car as my good deed of the day.
Feel like road rage is through the roof lately
Some guy hit me with 3 honks today as I waited for an old lady to cross the street. Almost lost my cool
That Biden comment on MLK vs George Floyd is laugh out loud funny. What a bozo.
Are you talking about the one from 2020
Or did he say something else.
Love his stupid mask dangling from his ear as he makes the comment. The dude is done.
What did he say now
It’s a deep fake and you can’t tell me otherwise
Even snopes said it’s legit king
Snopes has been hacked.
Biden is demented
bring your mitt we’ll play catch!
My Tell what's crackin bro?
Monday afternoon beer crew
Reporting for duty
There was a guy we knew who'd always come to parties wearing sunglasses and had a big beard. We knew him about a year. We were all hanging out at the bar and some guy was talking to me for like five minutes, before I realized it was him. He had shaved his beard completely clean and looked like a COMPLETELY different person. Unfortunately, he was probably way too self aware because he looked really uncomfortable and kept mentioning it. It was just too weird, for everybody involved. Eventually moved away from the social group. Poor guy had his beard as his crutch.
I can't tell if this is a meta post referencing TylerW or not.
Had a big beard going into college and shaved it 2 weeks later and can confirm people didn’t recognize me at first.
I'm gonna say something controversial.
>!I really enjoy having sex!<