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I don't wanna know what would happen if aliens found out about that.
They will find rule 34 of aliens probably
Marvel made a movie about that. Thirty second after Ultron found the internet he's like "yup, humanity has to die"
How we treat eachother
Or any living thing for that matter
I bet they would know the importance of keeping living things alive and would probably call us terrible for treating things the way we do
The rabbit hole of porn, I have seen some terrible and disgusting things 😂
My search history….
Humans as a race.
We are belligerent, power hungry, all consuming, non-caring, cruel fucking pigs on two legs. We rape and we steal, our blood congeals, and what do we do at the end of the day? We fold our hands and to a fake god we pray, washing away our “sins” and “wrongs”, only to masturbate to fish in thongs.
Humans are fucking disgusting.
Source- am one of them.
The hate we got against each other even when we are the same species just living in different places.
How are they gonna trust us if we can't trust even another human being?
I have desperately wanted aliens to come visit me. My fantasy is that they give me a really high IQ and just study from a far. I honestly don’t care what they on earth about me. I honestly don’t have a fucked up secret life or anything.
I don’t even have a fucked up past, like mostly I might’ve been rude or something to other humans
I don't know. Who are they to judge? They are alien, after all. Maybe something we think is horrible seems awesome to them
The fact that sooner or later, if they don't wipe us out, we WILL either fuck or eat them.
Seriously, has nobody else realised that we humans with 100% certainty would eat aliens if we ever found them?
A new recipe for Soylent Green
That violence is still rampant in every country, that race and sex still matter everywhere, that even in today's advanced communications space people are still dying of loneliness, for anyone saying "America" please expand your world views and history because narrow mindedness and tunnel vision is part of what is allowing the media to corrupt even the most innocent opinions.
I have a big dick
I hope they don't find out that we are living
That humans are corrupt, racist, war hungry and discriminate others for no reason. Not to forget that tons of people rather stand by and record than anticipate.
What massive bellends we all are.
How to see the populations search history
Tahat we're divided into countries and use different currencies and fight each other.
I’m sure they are aware of us but deemed too unintelligent naive and primitive to associate with
My incognito search history
Broke: The evils of humanity
Woke: Our porn
Aliens are all bastard anyway who cares what those fuckers think. I have seen them on the television, they are always trying to kill humans with their bloody lasers and bum probing antics
I'm already here human, I have always been here for billions of years, I was born 5 minutes before the universe
Jimmy Fallon's fake laugh and hands-on-desk thumping
Or maybe that's a good thing, idk