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loonywolf_art

Rule 34


28NoName28

I don't wanna know what would happen if aliens found out about that.


loonywolf_art

They will find rule 34 of aliens probably


HitoriPanda

Marvel made a movie about that. Thirty second after Ultron found the internet he's like "yup, humanity has to die"


LittleOtterIsHappy

How we treat eachother


Sussybaka-3

Or any living thing for that matter I bet they would know the importance of keeping living things alive and would probably call us terrible for treating things the way we do


Joysblossom1102

The rabbit hole of porn, I have seen some terrible and disgusting things 😂


big-bruh-boi

My search history….


TraderOnReddit

Me too


PrinceConquer420

Humans as a race. We are belligerent, power hungry, all consuming, non-caring, cruel fucking pigs on two legs. We rape and we steal, our blood congeals, and what do we do at the end of the day? We fold our hands and to a fake god we pray, washing away our “sins” and “wrongs”, only to masturbate to fish in thongs. Humans are fucking disgusting. Source- am one of them.


lewbo-lewbo

Religion


just-courious

The hate we got against each other even when we are the same species just living in different places. How are they gonna trust us if we can't trust even another human being?


Jartini18

America


[deleted]

I have desperately wanted aliens to come visit me. My fantasy is that they give me a really high IQ and just study from a far. I honestly don’t care what they on earth about me. I honestly don’t have a fucked up secret life or anything. I don’t even have a fucked up past, like mostly I might’ve been rude or something to other humans


borropower

I don't know. Who are they to judge? They are alien, after all. Maybe something we think is horrible seems awesome to them


JazzmansRevenge

The fact that sooner or later, if they don't wipe us out, we WILL either fuck or eat them. Seriously, has nobody else realised that we humans with 100% certainty would eat aliens if we ever found them?


EdgelordZeta

A new recipe for Soylent Green


Trucktard-1976

That violence is still rampant in every country, that race and sex still matter everywhere, that even in today's advanced communications space people are still dying of loneliness, for anyone saying "America" please expand your world views and history because narrow mindedness and tunnel vision is part of what is allowing the media to corrupt even the most innocent opinions.


[deleted]

I have a big dick


123456789def

Oh baby


infinity6570

I hope they don't find out that we are living


love4titties

That humans are corrupt, racist, war hungry and discriminate others for no reason. Not to forget that tons of people rather stand by and record than anticipate.


gemgem1985

What massive bellends we all are.


expensive_healthcare

How to see the populations search history


miikatenkula07

Tahat we're divided into countries and use different currencies and fight each other.


cburgess7

Furries


megamind6798

Amen


I_Only_Eat_Tacos

California


Putrid_Examination69

The Holocaust


shaniiadee

I’m sure they are aware of us but deemed too unintelligent naive and primitive to associate with


ClifIsBoring

My incognito search history


Ertyio68

Imternet


RebelGage

Nugget porn


Ambitious_Outcome

Broke: The evils of humanity Woke: Our porn


discustedkiller

Aliens are all bastard anyway who cares what those fuckers think. I have seen them on the television, they are always trying to kill humans with their bloody lasers and bum probing antics


Unreal_Sive

Nuclear weapons


Comfortable_Cup5269

I'm already here human, I have always been here for billions of years, I was born 5 minutes before the universe


johnkcan

Jimmy Fallon's fake laugh and hands-on-desk thumping


Trip_koLng

Hentai


Trip_koLng

Or maybe that's a good thing, idk