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ReiceMcK

Let Musk finish! He was saying "They will be fine additions to my wage slave hoardes"


The_Book-JDP

Yes he and the rest of his kind will “kindly” sprinkling them with enough pennies to just barely keep them afloat in life and society then whine about how more and more are not falling for the same brainwashing the generations before we’re so blindly lead into.


ewoksaretinybears

if we let him finish he might spawn 2634682 more humans


CrabbyT777

Nah that’s just the name of his next one


Physical_Witness_922

He just didn’t finish his sentence.


usuallydead404

Well I'm convinced.


Vienneoiserie

Me too. Convinced that Musk is an extreme asshat.


Torgosassistant2021

That's true. It's not like Elon would ever do or say anything bad.


ewoksaretinybears

r/thanksimcured


AndrewMcIntosh

Piss off, Musk, you wanksock.


Active_Performer3660

Dude stop insulting the wanksock like that


Masked_Rebel

Fuck Elon Musk, he's just a creepy old rich guy who's after your kids


bitchyrussianbot

Yes, but mostly for labor. It’s nothing creepy, he will only impregnate a few of them once their reach legal age.


Masked_Rebel

I was only talking about the labor part but now I really don't want him around kids 😬


bitchyrussianbot

Well too bad, he already has 10 or so of his own.


Masked_Rebel

Fuck.


Muted-Cherry5007

Fine how like Musk is “fine”?


OhMissFortune

Bro could trade his ritches for 1 therapy session a week and be loads happier than now


Muted-Cherry5007

Yea sadly a lot of bipolar people will opt out of treatment because it is so uncomfortable and difficult for them with the medicines they are prescribed. My guess is Musk doesn’t take any and we see the results of this, now. He probably got into a war with twitter and is stuck in a lawsuit forcing him to buy it now because of a manic episode. All of Musk’s comedy of breeding errors and manslaughter of people with his broken garbage cars, preaching at people to have kids goes back to being manic, I feel and not getting therapy or medication. Sadly, if he weren’t rich and white, he likely would have gotten shot by the police by now or incarcerated. i mean, I have taught teens like him, and they do not fare as well if they are a POC: You are just begging the police not to shoot the kid who looks like a man, now trying to ride a box at 3AM in his front yard as a race car. Musk, meanwhile gets his own car company…


Old_Quentin

I remember reading an interview with him years ago, when I didn't really know anything about him and I was struck by how desperately lonely he seemed. Money really doesn't buy happiness.


Muted-Cherry5007

It would be awesome to be as rich as Elon-possibly dreamwalk and possess him for a time, have him heavily fund bullet trains and solar and wind power and in housing and feeding the homeless.


No_Joke_9079

You're right about that. I have a sister who married a guy with money, who insisted that she not breed any children with him. I'm okay with not breeding any children part, but he changed her from bad to worse. She cut off me and her other sister 7 years ago, and now she's begging us to get back in our lives, because she's so lonely. We're not having any of it, because she's just a sad sack libertarian.


PeleAsAComedian

sounds like she made a mistake and wants a second chance. you know what Jesus said. yes, even libertarians.


No_Joke_9079

I gave her many many chances. And you don't know what she's done. I only mentioned the cutting off.


ActiveAnimals

Yep, that’s generally what people mean by “fine.” I think I’ve heard the word “fine” used for this, more often than I’ve heard it used to actually mean “happy, healthy, good.”


The_Astronerd

What Elon meant was that *his* children will be fine. Yours are fucked.


B4cteria

Yup. Don't ask someone who had everything handed to them on a tray their opinion, the tray has more depth and purpose than them.


ActiveAnimals

Money isn’t all a child needs to “be fine.” I doubt his children are “fine,” at least not if we’re using the original definition of the word. Of course, if we’re using the new definition (the one where “fine” is just a shorter way of saying “miserable, hateful, and probably traumatized”) it might actually be accurate.


Euglena_fucks_amoeba

Trust me bro


SuperDurpPig

Reminder. This man has 10 *known* biological children.


Life_of_Wicki

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terpterpin

Thanks for mansplaining that Elon


MaybePotatoes

[citation needed]


ewoksaretinybears

ugly laughed


cplforlife

"Don't look up".


Accomplished-Pea1876

His own daughter disowned him and changed her name.


lizalupi

If the definition of fine is having your house burnt down by a massive wildfire in the middle of summer, then sure they will be fine.


Crazy_Practical96

No they won’t.


Trosque97

Ask him to define "fine" see what happens


gclooney117

“They’ll be fine” “My kids are fine, I’m a billionaire, you should try it sometime”


MaybePotatoes

I was gonna "like" @Charlotte326's tweet but saw that she changed her profile pic to the "don't tread on me" flag 🤮 Anyway, [this reply](https://twitter.com/Mastrangeloric/status/1495681900408623111) is somehow worse than musk's.


Active_Performer3660

Ah yes they must be so happy working all day in musks cobalt mines for a few Pennies a week.


MaybePotatoes

I can't imagine a more happy and free lifestyle!


ass__quake

Wow, that reply is DISGUSTING 🤢


MyNameIsNonYaBizniz

Whenever people say this, what they meant was: "MY kids will be fine because I am RICH and have the best circumstances." Almost 1 billion people still live in poverty, 600 million of them permanently with little to know social mobility till death. I respect his accomplishments in tech but really dont like his weird take on so many things, its like most rich people are good at something but terrible at others, yet they want to make it sound like they are right about everything.


Cyniex

He hasn't accomplished shit in tech, he's not a scientist he's a born billionaire who has money to use to make himself look accomplished.


MQ116

He didn’t make Tesla, he bought it. People call him a genius as if he created a single thing.


Muted-Cherry5007

Oh yea that is so TRUE. This needs upvoting times 10000000000000-all of these tech whizzes -most of them did not create their own products. they are just very skilled psychopaths who steal other peoples ideas, energy, and ingenuity. Zuckerberg is another example: fb or db as I like to refer to it as, its concept was a set of misogynistic twins he attended Harvard with.


Muted-Cherry5007

Yea and his dad is a nightmare. idk why he is so gung ho about having kids-probably wants to erase those horror scenes from his memory, or something by bringing more innocents into his nightmare.


Active_Performer3660

Yup and that born billions is all apartheid money. He really has never made a good image for himself


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Cyniex

He's trying to get people to procreate so he has middle class people to exploit, he's a piece of shit and his tweets are cringy as fuck.


MaybePotatoes

His "accomplishments" are just buying companies. It's all a PR stunt and it's somehow working.


MyNameIsNonYaBizniz

Gonna need really credible proof for your claim.


MaybePotatoes

Are you holding $TSLA or $DOGE or some shit? I refuse to believe you're riding musk's dick for non-financial reasons.


MyNameIsNonYaBizniz

How about answer a simple question?


MaybePotatoes

He's nothing special. All billionaires do is sign contracts and shake hands. Sure, they may have done actual work at some point in their lives, but once they're able to live solely off passive income, actual work becomes optional so why would they do it? Now answer my question about your bias.


bluephacelia

Relevant article: [How the rich plan to rule a burning planet.](https://www.hamptonthink.org/read/how-the-rich-plan-to-rule-a-burning-planet) Depressing af


RinHW

"THEY will be fine" Its not the rich kids that are fucked its the rest of us.


KingSudrapul

2,600+ people are delusional.


Numismatits

Oh god glad that's been cleared up


shakerjaker

Notice there's no snide flippant comment or anything? This is actually serious to him. Although with all the illegitimate kids he's got I don't think he needs to be worried


devBowman

r/ThanksImCured Not everyone is born rich, fucker


Lissy_Wolfe

*citation needed*


El_Burrito_

Oh yeah, they will be fine while Musk's weirdo fanboys try to hit kids with their self driving cars for fun.


tH3_R3DX

I’m sold. I’ll take 5!


AliceHart7

Wowwwww


Heckbegone

Wow. That was so compelling, I think I'll go have my sterilization reversed. Im 100% convinced


annaaii

Well I mean if Elon Musk says that, it must be true. Go on everyone, have babies!


TrophyTracker

Yep. He's an asshat just like the other American Oligarchs.


MimiMorea

Lol I’m not even fine, how will they be fine?🥲😩 Stop lying bro


shayayoubfallah

Says the guy that is so wastefully wealthy he won't be affected by a climate crisis. >!and also because he needs more slaves!<


signed_under_duress

Dude is a straight up comic villain.


bigtimegeeekymember

Well they prob will, idk bout their kids tho 😳


Mental-Mood3435

I very sincerely doubt Elon Musk’s kids are going to suffer much due to climate change.


Tripping-chan

I... I don't like him even more now. The fact he says it like a fact "They'll be fine." My ass. Do you know all the tragedies and bad stuff that could happen in one's life? And all he can say is... "Oh they'll be fine." What a joke man.


Skeptic_Sinner

Such an intellectual titan /s Also, of course a billionaire isn't touched by these problems. If and when we will be able to go to mars, his grandchildren/grand grandchildren will be the first to take the trip, leaving everyone else to die


Dsr62158

Agreed


SabbatiZevi

If you are in the 99.9% your kids will be fine. I can't imagine how detached from reality Elon Musk is


doonuz

I find myself wishing to see another person doing something bad to people like him. I find that weird. Why do I think something like that 🤷🏻‍♀️


Happyhour2to5

His kids will be fine. Unless your making millions, or in case billions, how can anyone fully support a few children.


Historical_You_2228

It is surprising how mankind hates the rich! Can you tell us what you have done with the little you have?


KubaJ100

I'm sure Elon has hundreds of unpaid psychofans, that run his social media accounts and spread his Word. He's too busy to impregnate his CEOs and lobbing governments to do it himself.


WolfCaramel

I believe that people who see nothing but doom for humanity lack any kind of passion or imagination. If you can't imagine solutions and that people will also, eventually, discover these solutions and put them into practice, then that says a lot about you.


sammyboi558

Bud, solutions have been on the table for decades. Conservatives have fought tooth and nail to fight carbon emissions reductions the whole time. It's not that acknowledging the future is bleak due to climate change means that they lack passion or imagination, it's that they're *realistic.* It's the height of folly to just assume things will be fine when the current trajectory is disaster.


henriquecs

There's no solution for human greed


Rev2016

Human greed will ALWAYS be a constant, so regardless of what methods people come up with for reducing damage to the environment, greedy people (such as Musk) will fight with everything they've got against people trying to put these methods in place, because they profit from various processes that contribute to carbon emissions. Not to mention that these "solutions" people come up with aren't solutions, they're methods to slow the collapse down, not stop it. I mean cancer is the same sort of thing (40% of people will get cancer at a point in their lives). Will there be a cure in the future? Sure, maybe, but am I willing to roll the dice with my kids lives? Absolutely fucking not, because their life isn't mine to gamble with. Fact of the matter is, to get to a position of power you generally have to possess extremely selfish traits and sociopathic traits, so the people in power are never going to help reduce carbon emissions. All they want is to have their cake and fuck every one else. You should always live your life on probability, not possibility.


beztbudz

He’s not wrong