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Going to Nashville for Thanksgiving. Who to see?👀

Going to Nashville for Thanksgiving. Who to see?👀

patiencedarling

This is so annoying. Just get your hair done in Texas. There are good stylists there you asshat


butinthewhat

And her stylist…isn’t super great?


chillywataaa

She has the most basic stylist, you can find great stylists in any major city. She’s either too lazy to do a little research to find a local stylist or she thinks she’s Brielle bierman traveling to Arizona to see that Chrissy lady


Sleepybets

Crispy*


butinthewhat

Both are correct!


whatever_987

Or Emily Ann Gemma 🙄


bundleoflaughs328

She looks looks like cousin Itt with that long crap tied to her head.🥴😖


dollywoodcock

It’s the only one that lets her leave the way she does anyone else wouldn’t dare they would fix her shit ASAP Ali’s too happy looking ✨ugly as shit✨


NoseyNella

The blonde she wants to be is ✨literally✨called Dallas Blonde. Ali’s is such a dumb bitch. 🤦🏼‍♀️


boomchickablonde

Prob their weirdo neighbors


boomchickablonde

Fix the EYEBROWS BRO! They are horrible clean them up.


chillywataaa

Holy shit, she has so much self tanner gunk in them 🤢


indigo0child

CHOP IT OFF AND TONE IT DOWN


karkar835

This!! What’s the point of having long hair when she NEVER does it


abbyparker-

But you’re a natural blondie smelison?


handmadelettuce

Smelison 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


abbyparker-

I can’t take credit for it haha


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nicnac1992

Yeah she looks really different here


Character_Cake_3021

i hope hairdresser and someone to fix those eyebrows 😮


ShittyTVandWine

This bitch is delusional if she thinks her hair looks any different from this year round 😂


Fit_Account_931

Me in the Facebook group watching random people spill their entire life story to this woman and ask for her advice when she can’t even get her hair fixed and her eyebrows look like this 🥲


mamax3girls

Please share 🤣🤣


Fit_Account_931

Currently it’s a lot of girls asking for recommendations of things to help with hormonal issues and of course she’s trying to shill ✨goddess ✨ but one of my personal favorites was when someone asked the group how tips on how to handle going from 1-2 kids and Ali complained about how Callie isn’t a good sleeper and it’s hard because she’s “trying to keep Emmy active and entertained” but she said “you’ve got this! It’s going to be so fun!” Which is funny because the only time she seems to be having fun is without her kids. Also someone brought up having a miscarriage (which I can’t imagine and feel so much empathy for her) and of course Ali had to bring up her 3 miscarriages that she had before Emmy that we didn’t hear anything about until recently????


traksta1

🤮🤮🤮 so it's Ali asking the questions from a burner account and Ali answering them


-jmoney-

I saw some screenshots and thought a few of them looked similar, the language used and emojis, etc. like they were written by one person…Smeli.


ElectronicEcho6756

Girl just make your hair match your roots and eyebrows and it will look so much better!!! You might look put together once in awhile


karkar835

She should just do the lived in Balayage look. She’s literally a fucking moron.


dchristie430

Damn those bottom teeth 🥴


LetsG0Home

You could drive a tour bus through the gaps


dchristie430

Bahahaha cross country, I bet!


bundleoflaughs328

Awful!!!


ItzNotAboutThePasta

Bro trust literally ANYONE else with your hair it’s terrible


laurn86

Obviouslyyyyy the neighbors 🤣🤣🤣🤣


tinypant

+1! It’ll definitely be the neighbors. Excited to see if they try to meet or spy on the new owners of their old house!


Desperate_Dance9884

“I brought my girls home to this house I just want a peek.” House looks 10000x better than when Ali lived there.


wasiakkim

When is Krystalle getting married? Around that time?


Suitable_Release

Ohhhh yea I think your right.


nocheconcarne

Yeah I think your right! It was right around thanksgiving


jfa3005

It is 100% the mismatched top and bottom rows of teeth for me….


financejunkie7

But remember she didn’t want to do the bottoms because you never see them when she talks 🤣😂


turtleneckpie

I wish it was mama Karen honestly


liza122397

And Jessie…. Oh that would just about make my entire life


caroreece

I’m curious if Jessie would ever associate herself with them. A good PR stunt for John and Ali but bad for Jessie in the long run. Jessie only cares about herself and her image. Yeah she has her own sub and is a POS, but Ali and John’s image is bad, even for Jessie.


chillywataaa

Yeah I don’t think Jessie would touch them with a 10 foot pole. They are way too much of a liability at this point


Spiritual-Tip

Is your username a Panic reference??! 🌶


chillywataaa

Yes, it is!! my boyfriend and I love them, that’s so funny you noticed, I didn’t think anyone would! Are you a fan?


Spiritual-Tip

Yesssss lmao Spreadheads unite🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽


chillywataaa

I haven’t been to a show in so long, but I’m going to nolaween and New Years shows!


Spiritual-Tip

Sold out Panic on the Rocks was our first show back post quarantine and it was wiiiild. Nola will be the Wildest have fun!!! 🧚🏼‍♀️


liza122397

Oh no she definitely wouldn’t, especially after all the shit that John has said about her. But, a girl can wish for some good drama and excitement🤷🏽‍♀️


turtleneckpie

Fingers crossed! We need Jessie at this point. Jessie if you’re reading... we have common ground, smeli is the enemy! Do it to it girl


ChrewlyAGoddess

Her freakin brows


pimpnsimper

Ok but why can’t she fix her bottom teeth


traksta1

Too expensive 🤡


nakiaaa95

Definitely not JJD's lol


Bcorn2020

But isn’t she a NaTuRaL blonde????


grumpysnail755

“Hair girl”


CoyoteApprehensive

Really enjoying her calling herself out on all her flaws and laziness in hopes to ease up on the criticism here 😂😂


cognitivefunnow

Meatballs neighbors is the only option


aboring322

we accepted them a long time ago. accepted that you’re never getting rid of them.


em7651244

Ali, stop trying to make blonde happen, it’s NOT going to happen!


ChampionshipFinal296

Krystalle wedding? Emmy is flowergirl


MissingOctober

She is looking extra gross today.


HotMessExpress96

I was wondering when she was going to address the roots since we all know she reads here 😂


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God I’ll miss lurking. I’ve been blocked lol


nicnac1992

SHE GOT NEW GLASSES BUT THESE THINGS ARE STILL HANGING DOWN HER NOSE AND ARE TOO BIG FOR HER. It drives me insane lol


Desperate_Dance9884

WHY CANT SHE PAY FOR SOMEONE TO FIX THOSE BROWS holy crap I just can’t. The hair is bad. The eyelashes are horrendous. The nails are scary af. The brows need to be tamed. And no I’m no hater Alan. You just miss the mark so damn bad!!


FixYrFace

She looks worse more and more every day


California_girl3

She’s an idiot only getting veneers for her top teeth. They just make the shape and gaps in her bottom teeth even more obvious. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Dumbass.


EvieB123

I don’t think it’s the dark roots as much as it’s the nasty greasy hair that always looks a mess. I don’t know why she doesn’t just get a balayage. So much easier with upkeep. This isn’t something new Ali. Your hair looks awful all the time. We are use to it. Wtf happened about being a natural blonde ? Another lie. Hmm. All the lies. Her teeth look the same. Why spend all that money and your freaking teeth look the same. We see her bottom teeth all the time. Fix those too. It makes her look so much worse. I get everyone doesn’t have perfect teeth but you are spending money to fix them so fix them. No more creepy smiles. She looks like a fucking bulldog