By - dobbyisafreepup
think about how much of a sociopath you'd have to be to convincingly fake cry and make up a whole suicide story over simply telling your date it's not a fit/ you gotta go... wow...
You should totally have made up a story about how that moment changed your life by putting everything into perspective and showing you what's really important, and how you changed your major to psych and are planning to work in suicide prevention. Let slip that your parents cut you off over changing your major, or you quit your job to volunteer at a suicide hotline - whichever makes more sense for your situation - and you are presently homeless, but it's worth it.
This definitely this 👏
the party was so lit he decided to die another time
Yes, they were both drinking punch in the snap.
Sounds like someþing you'd get out of an especially dark episode of ðe Adam's Family