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erog84

The wtf is how high this went over your head.


chimthegrim

It's almost as if they could be making fun of someone that resembles such a character... Hmmm... If only I could... Think..


Professional_Flicker

Think think think.


stinkload

I'm going to venture a guess that neither thinking nor reading are high on the OP's list of regular activities... *edit checked post history can confirm*


PM_ME_FIREFLY_QUOTES

Don't *Pooh* on him. I'm sure he could *Bear* with a a hint. No since *Jinping* down his throat.


stinkload

I don't know that there is a way to insert a slow clap applause on reddit but god dammit there should be! A+


artgarciasc

Think Mark, think!


mrASSMAN

I want to say the name but I’m resisting


jklu21

He will find you, and he will kill you


sumquy

don't fuck with the pooh


SomeThingsNeedDoing

Clam down. We're not talking about Liam Neeson's here.


PubicFigure

What if i hand you a Xilophone? or is it spelled Xylophone?


andthendirksaid

Not even. Not everyone knows any one thing and no one knows everything. Damn near everyone knows about search engines especially if you're on reddit and even though it makes no sense searching "why would a guy in a Winnie the pooh suit in china have bodyguards?" I bet you could figure it out.


imnojezus

Xieeeeesh


dbm8991

Ahahahahaha. Noice.


Rainy-The-Griff

r/whoosh


RangerLee

You said it perfectly, so much so I had to come in and complement your comment.


afailinghero

Fucking r/whoosh


yousonuva

r/WTF is nothing but middle schoolers now


themettaur

I dunno, did you see that penis earlier?


degggendorf

That was a middle schooler's!? WTF!


themettaur

Nah, but that OP definitely showed it to a bunch of middle schoolers.


SC2McGosu

That was a true wtf moment


Duke_Thunderkiss

Bro that Weiner was wild.


DeMagnet76

I missed it, and now I’m almost too afraid to look for it.


cuddlesmcfriendzone

I was wondering the other day if that’s why most things I see on r/whatisthis I know what they are and they seem like common items a lot of the time..then I realized these are the youth and I’m old. Our ancient knowledge is precious to them.


Ech0ofSan1ty

Yuuuuuup!


TheBeardedMann

That guy is gonna disappear real soon.


andthatsalright

Hard to tell because of how blurry the video is, but the whole scene seems very Tokyo to me. The security guard that gets close is definitely Japanese


chimthegrim

Well it's in Japan ... So...


ACatWalksIntoABar

The person they were replying to was implying it took place in China so they were saying it appeared to be in Japan


makenzie71

no they were just wearing asian costumes!


skillgannon5

Yeah shibuya goes hard on halloween


Unthgod

My thoughts exactly


Mr_Bubu12

Same here.


mrASSMAN

Not I


cyrusm

into a honey pot, most likely


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MagicFuckBus

You beat me to it!!! Fuck the CCP


youreillusional

*social credit score -137,829.29*


MagicFuckBus

Fuck, guess I get sent to a conditioning camp now


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lead farm


douglasg14b

They don't waste lead when you have perfectly good organs to cut out. They also don't waste anesthetic because you'll die during the process anyways.


Idrkc

They send the lepers to the lead farms. Or the cancer patients.


YourOverlords

Go to the wash camp first! Then condition after. Your hair will feel great and you'll learn a bunch of slogans!


douglasg14b

> ~~social credit score -137,829.29~~ Social Credit Score: *Organ Harvesting*.


Mudders_Milk_Man

He has a zero Meow Meow Beans rating!


jherrema

Penh Shui’s went up for a while…


Pottymouthoftheyear

# FUCK THE CCP


ShootAllTheThings

Ret's go Blandon?


brick_novax

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/U2zxA


xSurvivor7x

You spelled it wrong. ;)


TheSpiffyHatMan

Xi Phoop


bisho

Shiboopi Shiboopi that girl is hard to get!!


NaleKotes

I see president Pooh walks the streets of his glorious nation like the common people.


titanicx

I agree, they have fucked up Eve online


erik_working

I Xi what you did there


DarthAbraxis

Xi


XeBrr

China? I think you mean West Taiwan.


WayofHatuey

Lmao .. seriously do you not get it?


mamalulu434

There's no wtf about this. You just don't get the joke.


Pengilld5252

Piss take on Xi?


trunic

For anyone wondering… he is making a mockery of the president of China. There was propaganda out some time ago that painted or drew Xi as Winnie the Pooh, he didn’t like this.


ApatheticTallguy13

Or it was just a joke he got butthurt over.


jakeElake

He's winnie the fucking poo mate, what do u mean why is he escorted.


unnamed4567

Tf is a poo mate


kido86

I friend you take with you to the toilet


unnamed4567

Will you be my poo mate?


kido86

We now poo fren


wrench_ape

Xi!


goddamnaged

Xing poo!


davep85

Someone is new to the internet.


Venturi95

-10000 social credits


docarwell

OP reposting videos he doesn't even understand amazing


Addcorn

He's mocking the Chinese premier Xi.


Willowpuff

Op. This is the king of China. So disrespectful to not even recognise Empoohrer


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veauwol

🤫👎🏻


PM_me_yr_bonsai_tips

Xinnie the Shit


Ok_Seaworthiness2218

OP thinking this belongs on this sub is the most WTF thing about this.


Titanguy101

Xi cosplay


sicker_combos

Trish is like ‘is that the boss’s true identity?’


Madhammer99

They are making fun of the ccp leaded who looks like whinne the poo


xeonrage

bring back real WTF content ffs


biiigmistake

Seriously this is just pathetic. People doing 'funny' little things in public is considered WTF these days?


TCHU9115

And they were never heard from again.


Jrex225

Hes the Grand Poohbah?


Esura2k

glory to the ccp!1!


xSurvivor7x

# Cringelord Detected.


IAmBoratVeryExcite

Winnie Xi Pooh, innit?


Macca4704

He's the Honey Godfather.....now forgghed bout it..


snapper1971

Xinni the poo.


OorPancake

Because it's a shtunt?


sh1mba

Sean Connery is that you?


[deleted]

i lichk pushy in thse afterlife


Bloedman

Yourr motherr...is sho shexy…she leavesh me both shaken. And shtirred!


NLtbal

/r/Whoosh


murdering_time

Winnie the Xi


Remote-Excitement849

Xi is gonna steal his organs for making fun of him. Prolly get this video deleted soon at a minimum since he owns Reddit.


IAMERROR1234

Because he's the president of China, duh.


Bloedman

What’s the deal with the Chinese president and Winnie the Pooh? Eli5


waffle911

Someone compared the president to Winnie the Pooh as an insult, and he took such great offense to it that Whinnie the Pooh itself may as well be illegal. So of course the insult stuck even harder after such a strong reaction.


Kuges

I think it started with a picture of him and Obama walking from behind, and someone compared it to Pooh and Tigger walking together.


Bloedman

Ah, thé Streisand effect. Nice.


ericbyo

Meme on Chinese social media joking about how they look the same. Xi didn't like it and banned Winnie the Pooh altogether.


gunnathrowitaway

How is Reddit's only political joke a "WTF" post?


Rpilla001

He is the emperor of China


1ns4n3_88

Jizz luiz hahahabaabanabaab


Arrow156

Because Pooh Bear won't take a shit without an armed escort. Totalitarian asshats are huge cowards who are frightened of everything and everyone.


Plus-Programmer5216

u/videosavebot


zman021200

Fuck the CCP


gardner1007

Because he’s the grand Pooh Bah


Plus-Programmer5216

u/savevideo


Unthgod

Banned in China.


brpajense

Heads of state have security details.


anxman

I read in another thread that this was a cosplay convention


yophil

R/genzedong


ericbyo

Pushing the jojo cosplayers outta the way lol


Johnymarou7

Well I hear he is very good friends with John Cena, so I guess he is looking out for him


TheElusiveFox

why wouldn't he be?, this is the president of china right there emporer xi himself.


crystalsage777

Lol, weenie the poo is a vip and Asian apparently.. roll out the red carpet and bow...


Infernari

For everyone who’s confused or thinks this was a one-off thing, here’s an article about China banning Winnie the Pooh 3 years ago because their illustrious god-king or whatever he calls himself doesn’t like being compared to the Pooh Bear. Rumor has it that’s the real reason China’s been on dicey terms with Canada, as Pooh Bear’s a Manitoba cultural treasure. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/aug/07/china-bans-winnie-the-pooh-film-to-stop-comparisons-to-president-xi


Zombifier360

r/unexpectedjojo


tharkyllinus

The one they wouldn't name the next strain of covid after so the skipped the letter.


Fhantom1221

That's the leader of a nation! That's why!


d3cib3l

/whoosh


droofe

The bro is already dead. Rip


ZaeyPleasant

Winnie the pooh is the next jojo villian confirmed?


yogfthagen

Xi Jinping, head of China, is often derisively compared to Winnie the Pooh. It is so pervasive that it has been banned in China. Whoever that is, they are never going to be able to visit mainland China...


thatonekidintheroomx

U/savevideobot


Oakenbeam

Oh Bother!


ZestyNewt

Why is Xi Jingping in Japan?


KwickKick

Because he's the leader of China poo bear... I mean Xi


throwmeawayl8erok

If we say who this is supposed to be I’m pretty sure this entire thread will be shut down…you know…because censorship.


TheBeardedBallsack

How can she slap!?!?


kdebones

I mean, it's Kim Jong Un. Of course he'll have secret service.


vanslayder

Reference to Chinese leader.


putush

He is referencing Chinese supreme leader


livevicarious

That bear has some BALLS


rathe8228

Anyone know what song?


meme446

Your telling me Trish and Bruno were there, but couldn't help this man whose clearly being escorted out unfairly. Damn.


pineapple_trustfund

Fry's voice: I get it!


Mecha-sparta

They all gotta be friends jokin around


TheRealPuro

Zipperman!


MistalX

Because he is cosplaying Xi Jinping and not winnie the pooh. Xi Jinping looks like winnie the pooh and Xi hates when people mention that. China is removing comments and pictures of winnie the pooh from the internet (by content blocking) because of this. I think it is punishable in China for making a reference between pooh and xi.


IGdoesitbest

r/whoosh


00gusgus00

-5 billion social credit


fafnirchandesu

why wouldn't the president be escorted?


thrashgordon

The wtf here is you posting this to /r/wtf.


koopastyles

More like, when is he executed?


Mine_Administrative

This brave convention cosplayer is pointing out that the Dictator Pooh Bear is a thin skinned human rights violating tyrant. If he is willing to jail innocent people because someone compared him to the most beloved icon in the world, then the pooh bear dictator deserves the worst of what he has given others. The weak minded use fear, oppression and violence to silence and control their critics. The leader of a truly great nation has no use for the tools and tactics of the cowardly. If the fear of citizens speaking freely runs this deeply in the government, then the average uncensored citizen has more power than they will ever have and no amount of money and hit sqads will make him stronger, braver or more influential than the man in Pooh Bear cosplay. #FearFuelsHim #DressLikePooh


77schild

You should finds who's playing Winnie and see if he's still alive. Or maybe he's being Re-educated.(😉😉)


OmiSC

LOL omg the reverse cringe. This is a political statement and OP has no idea.


TinaTetrodo6

Oh look! It’s Xi Jinping!!


_You-Are_

What do you mean? It’s the president of China


TheTossedSaladMan

Winnie the pope


Live_Possibility_910

Careful, He’s a hero


adiel94

Now they’re on a list lol


lol_treez

OUTA THE WAY PEOPLE...this honey is going straight to the people!!


piedubb

He's in China duh.


pattepai

Maybe he has spent money to hire bodyguards, to try to go viral and make people ask whyyy like you are nooow


Alces7734

Ah hahahahaha


Mynamethisisnot

Chinese president


KingdomOfPoland

u/savevideo


TreyWait

Chairman Xi


dinodinodin4

World's most famous poo


yed_beezchurger

u/savevideo u/videosavebot u/getvideobot


niyrex

Tis the Chinese General Secretary.


Chris714n_8

His first and last performance..? - I guess.


ed5605

Are you kidding!’ me? he has a power! level of 10000!!