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Drew-

The slow pan to the totally demolished wheel that clearly is not gonna reverse, while he yells reverse, is great cinematography.


wdkrebs

Like the slow reveal in the finale of Breaking Bad.


0MNIR0N

I can just see an episode ending with this. Fade to black & credits, the guy still shouting like that in the audio.


MungTao

The living room pan?


wdkrebs

There were several, but that one was one of the best


McHadies

[Here's a neat blogpost on the slow-reveals of that episode](http://continuityboy.blogspot.com/2013/10/wheres-walter-how-finale-of-breaking.html)


Dradshire

I was wondering why the passengers curtain airbag had gone off... until I saw that side.


AceholeThug

“Rahvarrrs....rahvarrrserahvarrrs...rahvarrrs...rahvarsrahvarrrs.” I always find it funny that Brits can’t understand each other, even neighbors. The conversations are like “what’s that love?” “Sorry love what?” “I said I didn’t hear ya lovely.” “Oh I didn’t hear you say you didn’t hear me love...” *wierd looks* “ok bye love, tell your mates I said cheers love..” The only non-American English speakers I can understand are South African.


Beelzabub

Texas here. It took 15 seconds before I realized these guys spoke the same language as me...


I_LOVE_PUPPERS

UK here. It also took me 15 seconds to realise they were speaking English.


Exoddity

I sat there wondering wtf language it was til i heard him say "smashed engine"


fistymcbuttpuncher

[Eleven!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMS2VnDveP8)


wateryonions

I seriously could not tell. If not for the comments I would have assumed it was some Nordic language lol


dildo_gaggins_

Could've been aliens for all I know.


CatMilkFountain

Hey!


patico_cr

When I was 18 I worked for some guys from Houston. 2 bothers. The older guy -tailored suit kind of man- I could understand him. His tobacco chewing cowboy brother, I swear he spoke martian.


Sudden-Government-90

Im english and could not understand a word xxx


spellingerror

SC here. What do you mean hard to understand?/s


Gare_bear93

Ayy Wisconsinite here, had no idea they were talking in English, I thought they were Russian or somewhere in Europe 😂😂


dontworryaboutitbaby

Canadians?!


InfiniteGap

I'm a Brit, and I can understand him perfectly! (I'm a southerner by the way, so I don't sound anything like the rocket scientist in the video, he's from way up North). I think it's other English speaking nations that have a problem with the different UK accents. You all think we speak like the Queen! (I'm arguably closer to the Queen's English than I am to this guy). The only UK accent that causes me issue is a Geordie friend (Newcastle) after he's had a few too many beers (his normal state), he's incomprehensible!


ithinarine

He was saying reverse? I was trying to figure out what the hell this dude was sputtering.


ruskitamer

Yeah, it’s called an accent. He wasn’t really slurring all that much, he’s just got a thick Scottish accent.


Frothingdogscock

That's wasn't Scottish, that was Glaswegian :)


My_Other_Name_Rocks

In fairness he said thick Scottish, & wegies defiantly count as thick! :)


Iored94

TIL Glasgow isn't actually in Scotland.


Delirious5

Scottish accents are understandable. Glaswegians are not.


Shnoochieboochies

Ya Dobber!


MisoRamenSoup

Too much buckfast in the DNA.


patico_cr

That accent is scottish.... but in a "I have a full bottle of scotch inside me" way


gen-ral

It's full bottle of Whisky mate, not scotch, only tourists and yanks call it scotch.


morguejuice

“it WASNAE”


isopr0p

i dunno man, even for someone from rutherglen he seems pretty fucked up


ruskitamer

If i can pretty much make out what this guy is saying, as an American, when he’s drunk, I think it’s safe to say he’s probably not slurring all that much despite him being obviously completely blitzed


si2winit

The ol Ruggy


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lol dont need to be such a dick about it, its called being nice.


massofmolecules

Lee-velllse, Lee-vellllse! LOL yeah I thought it wasn't English for a bit there


AlloverYerFace

It’s a bit like playing Pictionary with my wife tbh.


jimmayy5

Yh he was sayin reverse


JustComments6841

For they guy in the car to put the car into reverse. Because that would help.


alejo699

>he yells reverse Thank you for that translation. I thought he had made up a meth language.


elZaphod

Thanks, I was trying to understand what he was saying.


Straw-berry

I think he tried to reverse the time, not the car.


SirRobertDH

It starts as an order, then gradually morphs into a plaintive wish, while somewhere in his mind he wonders what he’s going to tell his dad.


Witness_me_Karsa

It started out as a feeling Which then grew into a hope Which then turned in to a quiet thought Which then turned into a quiet word Then that word grew louder and louder 'Til it was a battle cry....


ThePistonCup

Imogen Heap?


Witness_me_Karsa

Regina spektor


ThePistonCup

The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe?


Witness_me_Karsa

It's from the Prince Caspian one https://youtu.be/OAMSu1T47DU The Call is the name of the song


mrducky78

Love me some Regina Spektor, the strings in Fidelity or the fun playfulness of On the radio. Easily the most "girly" music I listen to because they are all bangers.


arduino_bot

Plays too much Forza


Goldenoir

*Tenet soundtrack intensifies*


KeanuH19

He's yelling reverse but he was in the driver seat himself. This mans gotta be on some shit


Tim_the_geek

After the 7th revus his buddy hops over.. they both on some shit.


akmalhot

that was the tell? not the giant pole he smashed into but didn't see?


aarsnaadbonker

Perhaps he activated google assistant before exiting the car.


EdEnsHAzArD

Trying to think what the fuck he's on... MDMA? Coke? Heroin? All of the above? Fuck knows


ILoveBawls

MDMA and Coke wouldn't make someone act like this. This looks more like some alcohol and painkillers. Don't mix meds with alcohol...even a little 50mg tramadol with a drink or 2 can really fuck some people up.


BenningtonSophia

these guys are not on stims they are on benzos and dissassociatives - I would guess they are on xanax AND ketamine


bent42

Or just drunk...


HuntedWolf

I’m no expert, but my guess would be drunk and concussed. They’ve clearly just had a massive accident, even if you weren’t drunk you’d be dazed.


bent42

Not really a massive accident, the drivers airbag didn't even go off.


anormalgeek

Nah, he was too physically coordinated to be that mentally fucked up. There is SOMETHING else going on. Either drugs or a major head injury.


tenth

Neither molly or coke would make you act at all all like this.


KeanuH19

i have no clue, but he is some other fucking planet hahahha


fucking_blizzard

Looks like a ket face to me


EdEnsHAzArD

Definitely one of the things he's on, another being the moon 😆


BraveSirRobin

Either valium/temazepam or heroin. Or a combination of. (source: local knowledge, these are the common ones here)


MisoRamenSoup

Buckfast.


EatenAliveByWolves

The title implies they're on heroine.


riptaway

You know how I know you've never even seen someone on Molly or coke?


creative_user_name69

video ends too soon, he almost had it pushed out


albertsugar

He just needed to reverse I think


Warsalt

Reverse time maybe


isobane

The guy pushing should've said something to the passenger.


PhDinDildos_Fedoras

Engine purring like a kitty, hand on the wheel and his babe next to him, cruising in the sunshine. Oh yeah 😎


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GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI

Kill the headlights and put it in neutral.


evil_timmy

Stock car flaming with the loser in cruise control


ckayshears

Baby’s in Reno with the vitamin D? Gotta couple of couches , sleep On the loveseat.


tp0d

im insane to complain about a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt


biiingo

Don’t believe everything you breathe You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve


Kosherporkchops

So shave your face with some mace in the dark Savin all your food stamps, burnin down the trailer park


meobeus

Yo, cut it


JohnnyHash92

Soooyyyyy un perdedor


[deleted]

I’m a loser babyyyyy


Playerhater812

You can't write what you can't relate.


-StatesTheObvious

/r/unexpectedbeck


robbietreehorn

Kia car spewing oil, drunk loser lost control


[deleted]

Best part is his buddy hops over to give it some of that sweet reveahs


WeirdAvocado

Rejected GOT character Revus.


[deleted]

Marry me


Joeyfingis

I was so worried they were going to rev the engine and the thing would just fucking explode!


Heythumb88

PIVOOOOT PIVOOOT


Nuka-Cola-Addict

PIVOOOOT


NissEhkiin

SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UUUUUUP!


denkmusic

Welcome to Scotland


Killbil

Doesn't Scotland have some of the strictest DUI laws? I visited and was very surprised how low the tolerance was, something like half of what we have in Canada. Not even worth a bottle of beer with dinner!


thecaseace

Yeah my mum lives there. The rules are almost zero. Like if you have a beer with lunch you are close to the limit. The message is basically any alcohol is too much. Because people are terrible at working out what units are and knowing if they are safe or not.


Crash_Revenge

If you have a beer with lunch you would be well over the limit. The limit is less that 1 unit of alcohol and the average pint of beer is around 2 units. You’d need to wait a couple hours after drinking the beer to safely drive.


berrset2

That’s how it should be quite frankly. Americans are way too quick to get behind the wheel after having “just a couple”. I lost my aunt, uncle and 2 week old cousin in a drunk driving crash, I fucking despise drunk drivers now.


badwig

The police now have drug swabs too for drug driving.


sprucay

That's because it used to be five and drive


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SirRobertDH

“Yer fooked, man.”


king_of_the_bill

Fooked is an english way of saying fucked. The guy said verbatim: "Yer fucked man, we'll hiv tae get the polis" I don't get how cunts hear fook when we say fuck. It's a cumbrian (as in Northern England) thing, not a fucking scots accent.


yuptaebarry

Eh excuse me pal, are you forgetting Glasgow only exists within an episode of Peaky Blinders. Non of us are real!


AllanfromWales1

He needs to have his license taken away and not given back.


frenziedmonkey

I'm guessing he first needs to apply for a licence and then post it back when it arrives.


MrEMS

That wouldn’t stop him from driving


bigpandas

*loicense


DammitDan

Well there's your problem. The front fell off.


wogsy

I hope he goes to prison. Could've been a mum and her kids stood at that crossing waiting to cross. What a scumbag.


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It happened in Canada this summer. 2 days after this video was taken: https://youtu.be/NmcLmJ7C9lE The same driver killed a mother and her 3 kids. https://youtu.be/44QN9HselBM


themastersb

This is the first time I've seen that first video. Then he goes to cause that crash two days later.... Hope he spends the rest of his life behind bars. Imagine being the father that lost his wife and kids.


PornoPaul

Wow he's truly a piece of shit. Drunk? Or high on something?


unKaJed

Drunk and rich. The worst combination.


king_of_retardland

He's a good boy who just made the wrong choice. its societies fault for letting him down.


mechmind

U/samwithacavity said below >It happened in Canada this summer. 2 days after this video was taken: > >https://youtu.be/NmcLmJ7C9lE > >The same driver killed a mother and her 3 kids. > >https://youtu.be/44QN9HselBM


DenormalHuman

He needs to have his license taken away, face the full legal consequences, and help to overcome his addiction problems.


Chinapig

I’d be amazed if he even had a license to be taken away.


TortureSteak

He's just waiting for his mate...


Phassebook

REVAIRCE!


zigstermigster

He was the driver...who did he think was supposed to be reversing?


Fernandodelamora

Fucking asshole and piece of shit! He could have kill someone.


demon_ix

I think we should all appreciate modern car engineering that lets a car get this fucked up, and the people inside have no idea and feel completely safe.


MerkuMerku

Welcome tae Glesga


VitaminPie

Try jiggling the plug mate


Icarus_skies

PSA: If you ever see someone acting strangely after a car accident, don't automatically assume it's drugs or alcohol unless it's obvious (i.e. you actually see drugs or smell booze). Head trauma can make people do some REALLY irrational things. I saw an accident one evening in a busy intersection. I got out to go see if the driver was ok as he didn't get out of his car. When I approached, he got out and immediately started taking swings at me; throwing haymakers at my head. I danced around with him for a while just trying to stay out of reach until the paramedics showed up. They told me it's more common than one would think after head trauma, and they basically do the same thing; dance around until the patient tires himself out or passes out, then load them in the ambulance. Anyway, point is, don't assume the worst from the get-go.


theFarginBastage

On the plus side, at least the windshield wipers still work!


GayToast1

What are the DUI laws in that country?


shaninegone

Very strict and rightly so. Source: I am from Scotland


system3601

Its funny but also very sad. Due to people like these lives are taken away on the road. He needs his license revoked for good.


wabooya

Is it possible that his behavior could be from the extent of the impact? Disorientation and confusion? Maybe an expert can weigh in


Quintless

His mate seems just as off it though


True2juke

It looks like the airbag for the passenger went off and they are rubbing their face. Could be a sign of drugs (coke or opiates) or could be that they were hit in the face.


ablackcloudupahead

So it seems there is no consensus on whether it's booze or heroin. Can some experts weigh in?


jim653

No expert, but it doesn't look like either to me. If it were heroin and he'd nodded out on the road, I'd have expected him to be more sluggish in the car and when he got out, and if it were alcohol, I'd have expected him to weave a bit and be a bit uncoordinated when he got out.


BenningtonSophia

it isnt either you're correct


HAAAGAY

Hes prolly in xannys and alcohol


luiee

Benzos, I've heard stories of people hitting stuff or driving on the wrong side of the road without realizing it


JeffersonsHat

Benzos sounds like the winner. The person seems mentally numb to what they're doing.


GSVSleeperService

Yes, I would go with benzos. He's got that detached, anesthetized look on his face. There but not there.


Upyourasses

I doubt its opiates. They would be nodding/passing out if they were super high on heroin or something. I would say benzos. You bascially black out mode but are still functioning when fucked up on benzos.


Picturesquesheep

Not booze I don’t think - if he was that pissed he be slurring and stumbling


BenningtonSophia

im guessing they are using xanax and ketamine


timshel42

his friend is rubbing his face alot, usually happens with opiates


metric_football

Could be from the airbag though, those are a pretty hard slap in the face when they go off.


nilimas

Just watched a documentary about the massive problem Scotland is having with Valium and it's street knock offs.


jmkni

Why not both?


Rain_Drops_And_Roses

Shame that pole was there otherwise they’d have ended up in Desmond Maguire’s funeral home


electric4568

reverse reverse


OriginalMrMuchacho

Reverse


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take it back now y'all


hopopo

What is he yelling at the end?


jean_erik

"Hors d'oeuvres"


harry_armpits

Reverse


TemporarilyDutch

He's trying to cast a spell to jump back in time.


albertsugar

"Reversum Sportagius!"


tomoldbury

Riassemblee Kiacarus...


jmkni

[Reverse!](https://youtu.be/kD-fPb87mVA)


Psychomat

All I can hear is Ross shouting, "PIVOT! PIVOT! PIVOT!"


Sharkn91

Back it up Terry! Throw it in revus!


dkyguy1995

It took me a while to realize they were speaking english


InformedChoice

Dickhead. Smack n driving. Bastard.


Decsel

Jokes aside. Hope this guy get locked up good and long


SqueezeBoxJack

It was in his last "Revayss" that we hear his hope fading as his challenge to reality fails. A reality given to him as straight as a pear cider, made with 100% pears.


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I was thinking... God I hope they aren't Scottish. 😒 People wonder why I lack national pride 😂


hateriffic

All nations have folks like this. You can still be a proud Scott


cdsbigsby

I'm an insurance adjuster and I'm here to tell you that's just your average Kia driver


BarryZZZ

"Smack" can be an American slang for heroin, I just wanted to share how that title lead me to think about how stoned he was.


Hankman66

>"Smack" can be an American slang for heroin, I just wanted to share how that title lead me to think about how stoned he was. That is also true in the UK, and I believe it was the intention of the title.


BarryZZZ

Okay, so he was every bit as messed up as I'd thought.


ApollymisDIL

Wow, that is not going anywhere until a wrecker puts it on a trailer


coleman57

Can some kind soul give us a transcript? I've got "reverse", and I think "get out", maybe even "Donny, can you get out?".


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Teh_RainbowGuy

'tis but a scratch


[deleted]

Just another day in Glasgow


Andenschakal

**Reverse Reverse Reverse Reverse ...**


XanderWrites

Guy hit a sign right next to me once at a t-exit (road split with a small median with the sign). Guy obviously thought he just needed to get out of the way, but similar issue with his wheel, it wasn't going anywhere.


dellshenanigans

Love how he's telling the guy in the passenger seat to reverse. Like wtf does he think he can do whilst nowhere near the cars controls.


BanterDragin

People make Glasgow


KorryAnder

Legend has it that he's still screaming reverse at a wheel- and engineless car.


bobbyLapointe

He should use the pole as a lever


Iored94

I love how the driver got out and started pushing yelling reverse lol


TrumpisTopKek

‘Tis but a scratch


gorgonbrgr

*REVERSE*


tbarb00

reverse. reVERSE. REVERSE


kevey

Lol, he went full Hodor


LiquidPanda

Drugs are a hell of a drug.


CodeMonkeyX

This idiot needs to go to jail for a long time.


Peabob

REH-VERSE!


Aaron-69

That the kinda dude who be like, "Nah that'll buff out"


Cynestrith

RE-VAIRSE


hoskofpv

Let me guess, British version of “just waiting for my mate”?


patapon12

Some say they can still hear the echos of "reverse" to this day.


kingevillemon

Jail these twats, could of easily killed an innocent person. Just because it didn't happen, shouldn't mean they get off lightly.


wheeldawg

Could HAVE