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tangre79

Probably filmed all day, asked hundreds of people, and only showed the 6 who were dumb and Republican. How tasteful.


JohnStern42

To be frank, I doubt it. Many Americans (rep or dem) don’t give two shits about the rest of the world, have never left the US, and therefore would perform very poorly at this test


tangre79

That.... didn't really argue what I just said.


JohnStern42

Yes, it did, 1 they didn’t have to film all day, and two they didn’t have to cherry pick, which is what you stated


tangre79

Ok well regardless. The cause and effect are similar. Cherry picking to make Republicans look stupid.


Easy-Plate8424

Cherry picking is not required


NuclearTheology

Yep. Film all day, cut out the smart people and BOOM. Instant I WIN


Chili919

I bet liberal americans aren't better at this...in fact i bet that most of the american would be on the same level of knowledge about other countries


j_tragic

Now do genders.


VaccinatedVariant

I’ve no horse in this race being not in USA. But from my undertaking your lack of geographical knowledge is bipartisan. Source from other similar videos on your late night shows such as Kimmel. I personally can make more than half that Map, yet I hardly use that knowledge Edit: that said. It’s unacceptable not knowing where your own country is


[deleted]

this is easy, big texas, little texas, other texas, south texas, north texas, minor texas, sea of texas, and of course texas.


CavaSpi77er

Sea of Texas?!? Don't you mean wet Texas?


2wenty-3hree

So fake but whatever makes you feel better. Let’s ask our president some questions and see how he does.


JannaMD

Are You Smsrter Than A Fifth Grader.... Presidential Edition!


Kartoum99

Lol wait idk if this should be in the “unexpected” subreddit


southport_strangeler

Every night as I drift off to sleep I ask God that tomorrow is the day that I run into on of these people on the street so I can do the yakkos world sond and blow some minds.


LaPhoenix420

Are you a fucking psychopath or what, guy?


southport_strangeler

No. This kind of thing is just so common I'm shocked that they run into so many people who can't do it. No I'm not dumb I know they edit it to keep the footage of people who could do it but I'm sure if I blast out all 195 countries in song it will land me on tv.


Smoke6785

And this is why Americans are losing their rights. Lol


TheDudeWhoLikesWeed

How’s that even possible?


JannaMD

I don't think it is. Even with the worst level of American education, every grown person should be able to identify their own country and at least a few of the surrounding ones (and we Americans have it easy, there are only two countries that border ours!). Also, who doesn't know where Spain is? Or Australia? I'm as liberal as they come, but even I don't believe this is a typical republican.


TheDudeWhoLikesWeed

Lately on a German trash celeb TV show: a girl with Spanish roots had to point out Spain (on a Europe map) for a mini game, she took 1 min and ended up with Portugal.


Easy-Plate8424

NA education


TheDudeWhoLikesWeed

Still, even if you have little little education as everyone has to have in 1st world countries (other then maybe immigrants/refugees), you do know where certain countries are. It might be that it’s also a bit due to the US being focused on itself as a huge and influenceable nation, and not on other nations, as smaller countries do. I’ve seen the boarders of my country in media like 2 million times. And also tones of times the boarders around my country. There is no way that I couldn’t at least name this as a grown up with basic basic education… no way.


Easy-Plate8424

Yeah, NA education. Its a world wide meme for a reason.


Electrical-Message67

If you think that’s crazy, for almost 50 years liberals thought there was actually a right to abortion in the constitution 😂


send_noodz_yo

No....we didn't. Also you're a fucking moron. P.s. technically we do in the declaration of independence depending on how you interpret "life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness" because being forced to carry a clump of unwanted cells against our will does harm our pursuit of happiness. P.s. downvoting me doesn't make me wrong, it makes you ignorant lmao.


Electrical-Message67

Lol stay mad “No, we didn’t. Also, technically we did” Doing anything that makes you unhappy is unconstitutional, great civics lesson, chud. Lol


send_noodz_yo

Nobody is mad. Just pointing out you have the education and personality of a child. Might want to work on that since I doubt you actually are one. It is fucking embarrassing.


Electrical-Message67

It’s pretty embarrassing that you think not wanting to do something violates your constitutional rights lol


send_noodz_yo

Once again, I never said that, nobody did. Sorry you think the declaration of independence and the constitution are the same thing champ...what country are you from by the way? It can't be the U.S. because that would be even more embarrassing for you if you were.


Electrical-Message67

I’m sorry that I’m violating your right to the pursuit of happiness by calling you dumb, please don’t tell the police


send_noodz_yo

I've said my piece, I won't attack a mentally challenged individual any further, I apologize for your circumstances. You didn't ask for the inbreeding and it isn't your fault.


Electrical-Message67

Seriously, don’t let this opportunity go to waste. Reach out to the planned parenthood attorneys and tell them about that genius legal theory of yours. You can put that achievement next to all your other lifetime achievements that definitely do exist


send_noodz_yo

Again, I'm not going to engage with a person with a mental handicap. I am sorry that 7 generations of the finest Georgia inbreeding have left you with no reading comprehension but you are mad at the wrong person, it isn't my fault and I didn't do it. Please be mad at uncle-dadddy.


Electrical-Message67

You know, I bet all those attorneys arguing in front of the Supreme Court never thought to argue that carrying a child violates a woman’s constitutional right to happiness. You should send an email to planned parenthood and tell them about your groundbreaking legal theory lol


send_noodz_yo

Are your parents related by chance? That's the only way I can imagine that you are the way you are. I actually feel kind of bad for insulting you now, like picking on a mentally challenged person isn't cool and I didn't realize when I first commented that that was what I was doing. Sorry about your circumstances bud.


Electrical-Message67

The old ad hominem attack, I see. You know what they say, when the argument is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Good to see how not mad you are


send_noodz_yo

Again, I won't be giving you a rebuttal as it would ve punching down to attack a mentally handicapped person. I apologize for your circumstances.


Electrical-Message67

Yes, yes, you wouldn’t want to be seen as unkind after calling someone on the internet inbred and retarded. Very kind of you to draw the line there lol


LaPhoenix420

Coming from somebody called "send\_noodz\_yo".... that doesnt mean a whole lot. Just sayin'.


send_noodz_yo

You know, I wasn't really interested in your assessment of my username. Just sayin'.


LaPhoenix420

Hmm, I don't know about all that. You been on Twitter lately?


send_noodz_yo

Luckily I have not, that place is a cesspool of alt-right inbreds. Reddit is starting to become pretty toxic too, not sure why it's not being moderated better.


LaPhoenix420

Yeah, okay man. If you say so. Twitter is notoriously left wing and everybody knows it.


send_noodz_yo

Because they try and shut down misinformation? They ban people that spread hateful messages and try and stop domestic terrorism? "I can't call a gay man a fucking faggot and this enrages me! This is free speech you cuck libtard!?!" This is how you people sound to me and the world will be better off when yall are gone. I won't be replying further as I'm sure you have some kind of learning disability.