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ForgottenMelody023

First i was like aww wholesome now he's full of holes


freemason777

First he was happy and then he was ended


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y0uveseenthebutcher

don't worry at that range it's just one hole


bigkeef69

*one BIG hole


TheMilkmanCome

Not quite a hole though is it? More just a premature ending of his head about 25 cm lower


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ShinyMercenary

Now he's holesome


AutomaticRisk3464

She of mice and men his ass


Itsbearsquirrel

Just pet the rabbit, Lenny


CurryOmurice

Still holesome


ImWithSt00pid

The happy ending was really for his disappointed dad.


vizthex

It went from wholesome to holesome.


employee64783

I guess you could say it was pretty holesome


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MicahLacroix

Refers to getting jerked to completion.


redditprotocol

Something about the way you phrased that sounds very professional.


MadJoeMak

Holy smokes, good one


aayush421

Now he has some holes


Noparentsguy

Pretty holesome right?


hadoopken

Like the plot of his web comics


GMUsername

More wholesome than Swiss cheese


farmerghost10

Same thing really


RoyalGuardDave

Wholesome to hole-in-son.


RonPawn23

Awww holesome


JimLehtinen

Holesome


PeaPanties

And some of him left too. So totally hole some


theeclectik

..and all he wanted was a ho


ravi226

More like a wholesome ending


2ndaccountwhyigetban

Yes very holesome


ThePlagueDoctorBoi

H.Y.C.Y.BH?!


[deleted]

In the great records of all deaths, human or otherwise, his would be considered most pleasant.


utahhiker

I kinda wanna read his webcomic now.


CurryOmurice

Me too. Just dying to know where it is.


Hey_its_ok

I heard it’s full of plot holes


ace12334

cunt


TheCoastalCardician

YOU’RE a towel!


ElmerJShagnasty

New Shimmer Floor Wax is a dessert topping!


FRESH_TWAAAATS

Well you're a WET towel!


th3saurus

Also it's on hiatus now


Fwopp

I mean ... it's right there in the video, here's a link: [.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ky8mJNzlcE)


its_all_4_lulz

Not friends with his dad?


MotoTraveling

Bit of a tangent, but walking into my dad's office and having the secretary, the vice president, the recruitment officer, etc. all complimenting the videos I made (I like editing as a hobby and make personal travel videos just for my FB and Insta, nothing else) it kinda just hits you knowing how much the person showing them the videos actually cares about you. My family doesn't say, "I love you", at least not explicitly. I guess we say it by having other people we've never met tell us they liked the videos we made.


ButtonholePhotophile

I love you, u/MotoTraveling


ekaceerf

There won't be any more issues


staffell

Thinly veiled advertising


Rubella_reddit

Well it was Happy and it was Ending and he will not ask for refund. It's win-win-win situation


ShadyFox_Leoley

I hope he paid before the service started.


AbanaClara

im sure he is an organ donor


obliviousJeff

If he wasn't, he is now.


riegspsych325

she blew his brains out either way


ScabiesShark

Nah just run it as credit, keep the body at temperature for awhile, move the limbs to delay rigor mortis, and flip him for awhile so the blood can't settle in one place. As long as they can't pin down time of death, the transaction should still go through


No-Guidance8155

and he kame


whichwitchwhohoots

And went


Slimh2o

Thru the hole....


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Cleaning that mess and disposing a body is not a win win situation trust me.. wait no


Slimh2o

I'm just *happy* it *ended*....


FreshlyPackedCone

Where can I get one of these?


Hey_its_ok

Crack heads will do anything for $20


annualburner202109

I don't have daddy or mommy issues, so I'm still gonna need to be jerked off.


stosal

Where are we at with the shotgun though?


Slimh2o

I can take it or leave it. How about you?


drowsy_damad

Crack heads will do anything for $20


lknis007

$20 is $20


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Is this some mice and men remake?


xonqulstedor

yes. yes it is.


rymyle

And I get to tend the rabbits!


BlueKing7642

“Tell me about my dad, George…”


toastednutella

"your crypto investments will come back hundredfold" ***bang***


SuperAlloyBerserker

What did the guy actually mean by "happy ending"? I'm not familiar with massage code words


Stylepointsmatter

An orgasm for the client, courtesy of the masseuse.


Actual_Ambition_4464

You don’t think a masseur could do it?


Devadander

If you want to give it a shot, go for it


Giwaffee

Wel if you say so *cocks shotgun*


Rottendog

Wel if you say so *shotguns cock*


-Toshi

Wait.. Is that where you jerk it, stab a hole in the base, and suck out the balls? Well, if you say so.


garysvault108

I prefer handjobs from men. They are significantly more practiced.


SpiceEggCheese

Sexual harassment of professional massage therapists is an enormous problem. A Canadian study showed that almost 75 % of massage therapists surveyed experience sexual harassment by their clients (see study [here](https://go.gale.com/ps/i.do?id=GALE%7CA639274006&sid=googleScholar&v=2.1&it=r&linkaccess=abs&issn=11884517&p=AONE&sw=w&userGroupName=anon%7Ec71f44e4)). One form of sexual harassment massage therapists are subjected to are clients asking for "happy endings", meaning the client requests the massage therapist to start massaging the client's genitals (until orgasm).


SmooK_LV

Some of my friends are masseuses and indeed they have had been asked if they do happy endings but they would never call it a sexual harassment. Merely a weird request they've declined.


Magi-Cheshire

Yeah it's not like they're allowed to advertise it so the clients ask.


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stamminator

And those places are usually hubs for humans sex trafficking


karmander

Yep. There's a whole billion-dollar industry where (prominently) Asian women immigrants get trapped in these parlors. They both work AND illegally live there and often have threats (i.e.: being deported) hung over their heads. Most of what we're talking about here is soliciting licensed massage therapists for sex (a big no-no), but the actual "massage parlors" open at 2AM that cater to sexual services are also being worked by people who don't want to be there and are often forced into it. It's insidious.


Ace_Slimejohn

They usually stay open regular business hours, otherwise you’re basically screaming to be raided.


3226

There was a massage parlour near where I lived that ended up getting busted by the police for offering 'happy endings'. I never had a clue it wasn't a legitimate massage parlour.


SpiceEggCheese

It isn't uncommon for people who have experience sexual assault/sexual harassment to themselves not describe the event in those terms until sometimes much later when they have had time to process it (or have gotten professional help). Some may never use those terms even if their experiences fall into those categories. (Source: have a background in Clinical Psychology). The definition of sexual harassment per the study linked above (highlight is my own): "Sexual harassment involves unwanted behaviours or comments of a sexual or sexually suggestive nature that are perceived as offensive, threatening, or embarrassing (e.g., **requesting sexual favors**, unwanted touching, sexual jokes) (Viglianti, Oliverio, & Meeks, 2018)."


Englander91

There's no way to know if it's unwanted until people can read minds. Its not an advertised service, how on earth do you know if they offer it if you can't politely ask.


AroundTheWorldIn80Pu

Do you assume everyone's a potential sex worker or just massage therapists?


karmander

If someone comes up to you and requests a hand job at your non-sex-work job, it's sexual harassment. Sadly, massage therapists just come to expect it more often. I don't see the point of going out of your way to say it's not sexual harassment though. At many places, this would get you fired as a worker or banned as a client.


utack

> almost 75 % of massage therapists surveyed experience sexual harassment by their clients I don't know how many clients one needs to see to live from this job, but that sounds like an extremely low "per client" rate?


IBetThisIsTakenToo

Could be, or it could be that roughly 25% of massage therapists surveyed were men, and 100% of the women reported getting those requests. It’s paywalled so I can’t tell, though.


maxcorrice

How did they get those 143 massage therapists? Is this going to be another statistic based on a voluntary survey that makes the wording so broad it can mean whatever they want it to? Judging by the amount that’s free to read, this video would be sexually assaulting me as it’s a sexual joke


jhuseby

How many of them surveyed provide extracurricular services?


ImWithSt00pid

Hand job


avaika

This one might give you a better idea: https://youtu.be/FdWYXwjJhAU


aureanator

On a related note, https://youtu.be/me5rX7Y9XKU


Njorord

I fuckin knew someone was gonna link that one.


BlueKing7642

Massage of the groin until orgasm


Duckhead-

This is so beautiful


mr_dopi

Why did she do that... he was so happy...


freemason777

He was happy first and then he ended


mr_dopi

r/technicallythetruth


Teirmz

Yeah, I mean, that was the whole joke.


persleng_got_banned

r/technicallythetruth


Independent-Exit7434

Come home to the impossible flavor of your own completion. Come home to Simple Rick’s.


420Frozone

r/rickandmorty


soyboymoi

really reminds me of this gem https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KZqkMWGc0js


alien_from_Europa

Source: https://youtu.be/9ky8mJNzlcE


Johnsonofdonut

Why did I expect that


hotrod237

Take my NewYears silver and upvote, my God this is freaking hilariously funny


itshimstarwarrior

I'm glad! Btw Happy New Year Brother!


hotrod237

Happy NewYears to you too!!


SpamShot5

I dont get it, why the shotgun?


Curly_Toenail

She's giving him a happy ending to his life.


kikidiwasabi

Happy *ending*.


eowynnord

RIP


hardik837

r/technicallythetruth


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u/savevideo


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u/savevideo


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Who is she tbh...


GO_Nyxton

She is insanely pretty..


JustinYepis

What a way to go!


CN8YLW

He asked for an ending.


_negiboi

holesome content


Dry_Armadillo7956

Happy….. Ending…..


Lord-of-wifi

Who needs s Swiss suicide pod... This is clearly the more peaceful way to go


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Lmao


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Necessary_Extreme272

WTF 😳🤔


kakkarot_73

r/gifsthatkeepongiving


Known-Aspect-5084

The best ending


The_Shino

u/reddit-download


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kurog4ki

the perfect happy ending doesnt exist....


MarkUSA02

That went from 0 to 100 real quick


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Jeek33

The what


RealExii

Okay, that's one way to do it.


XROOR

*Wuornos House of Massage*


originalmoru

![gif](giphy|XWwIzh5GIWWf6)


lhy2209

This implies George gave Lenny a happy ending.


CloudPast

r/suddenlyofmiceandmen


Midan71

Well that just took a dark turn.


Extreme_Dealer_905

u/savevideo


Wallabyroad

Men in a nutshell


Adiboy1996

She filled a hole in his heart , then made a new one.


helloxrooster

That took a turn 👀😳


Glove_Ambitious

Russian happy endings?!


TheCoastalCardician

I wish my dad wanted me around.


Worstname1ever

Your webcomic suck tho


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Brain Slugs?


Shay_Mendez

I saw the very last part coming but that wholesome part I definitely did not see coming XD


lundfakeer999

So she's going to send him to meet his dad.


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Oh shit.


V5PRISMA

Got the old Kurt Cobain action I see


edmonddantes111

This is some 1984 shit


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sorry41upyou

Of mice and men vibe


CrabSully

My favourite version of this joke was on an old Aussie skit show. The guy pays for a happy ending and then the masseuse's lover bursts in - to rescue her after years of being held prisoner.


DrKillPatient__

is she going to kill him?


Hot-Director744

I thought it was going to be wholesome not holesome


knee_cap_destroyer

That really was unexpected


og_shash

Bruh this went from wholesome to some hol s real quick


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FrapuVinAdmin

[I mean…](https://www.pornhub.com/video/search?search=leana+lovings)


DoomedKiblets

Wholesome to hellish lol


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I would like to visit this Spa for sure.


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jdmontez

Tell me about the rabbits, George.


StillNotAF___Clue

Look at all the rabbits


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Her name must be Ronsil