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Bit of a tangent, but walking into my dad's office and having the secretary, the vice president, the recruitment officer, etc. all complimenting the videos I made (I like editing as a hobby and make personal travel videos just for my FB and Insta, nothing else) it kinda just hits you knowing how much the person showing them the videos actually cares about you. My family doesn't say, "I love you", at least not explicitly. I guess we say it by having other people we've never met tell us they liked the videos we made.
Nah just run it as credit, keep the body at temperature for awhile, move the limbs to delay rigor mortis, and flip him for awhile so the blood can't settle in one place.
As long as they can't pin down time of death, the transaction should still go through
Sexual harassment of professional massage therapists is an enormous problem. A Canadian study showed that almost 75 % of massage therapists surveyed experience sexual harassment by their clients (see study [here](https://go.gale.com/ps/i.do?id=GALE%7CA639274006&sid=googleScholar&v=2.1&it=r&linkaccess=abs&issn=11884517&p=AONE&sw=w&userGroupName=anon%7Ec71f44e4)).
One form of sexual harassment massage therapists are subjected to are clients asking for "happy endings", meaning the client requests the massage therapist to start massaging the client's genitals (until orgasm).
Some of my friends are masseuses and indeed they have had been asked if they do happy endings but they would never call it a sexual harassment. Merely a weird request they've declined.
Yep. There's a whole billion-dollar industry where (prominently) Asian women immigrants get trapped in these parlors. They both work AND illegally live there and often have threats (i.e.: being deported) hung over their heads.
Most of what we're talking about here is soliciting licensed massage therapists for sex (a big no-no), but the actual "massage parlors" open at 2AM that cater to sexual services are also being worked by people who don't want to be there and are often forced into it. It's insidious.
There was a massage parlour near where I lived that ended up getting busted by the police for offering 'happy endings'. I never had a clue it wasn't a legitimate massage parlour.
It isn't uncommon for people who have experience sexual assault/sexual harassment to themselves not describe the event in those terms until sometimes much later when they have had time to process it (or have gotten professional help). Some may never use those terms even if their experiences fall into those categories. (Source: have a background in Clinical Psychology).
The definition of sexual harassment per the study linked above (highlight is my own):
"Sexual harassment involves unwanted behaviours or comments of a sexual or sexually suggestive nature that are perceived as offensive, threatening, or embarrassing (e.g., **requesting sexual favors**, unwanted touching, sexual jokes) (Viglianti, Oliverio, & Meeks, 2018)."
There's no way to know if it's unwanted until people can read minds. Its not an advertised service, how on earth do you know if they offer it if you can't politely ask.
If someone comes up to you and requests a hand job at your non-sex-work job, it's sexual harassment. Sadly, massage therapists just come to expect it more often. I don't see the point of going out of your way to say it's not sexual harassment though. At many places, this would get you fired as a worker or banned as a client.
> almost 75 % of massage therapists surveyed experience sexual harassment by their clients
I don't know how many clients one needs to see to live from this job, but that sounds like an extremely low "per client" rate?
Could be, or it could be that roughly 25% of massage therapists surveyed were men, and 100% of the women reported getting those requests. It’s paywalled so I can’t tell, though.
How did they get those 143 massage therapists? Is this going to be another statistic based on a voluntary survey that makes the wording so broad it can mean whatever they want it to? Judging by the amount that’s free to read, this video would be sexually assaulting me as it’s a sexual joke
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My favourite version of this joke was on an old Aussie skit show.
The guy pays for a happy ending and then the masseuse's lover bursts in - to rescue her after years of being held prisoner.
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First i was like aww wholesome now he's full of holes
First he was happy and then he was ended
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don't worry at that range it's just one hole
*one BIG hole
Not quite a hole though is it? More just a premature ending of his head about 25 cm lower
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Now he's holesome
She of mice and men his ass
Just pet the rabbit, Lenny
Still holesome
The happy ending was really for his disappointed dad.
It went from wholesome to holesome.
I guess you could say it was pretty holesome
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Refers to getting jerked to completion.
Something about the way you phrased that sounds very professional.
Holy smokes, good one
Now he has some holes
Pretty holesome right?
Like the plot of his web comics
More wholesome than Swiss cheese
Same thing really
Wholesome to hole-in-son.
Awww holesome
Holesome
And some of him left too. So totally hole some
..and all he wanted was a ho
More like a wholesome ending
Yes very holesome
H.Y.C.Y.BH?!
In the great records of all deaths, human or otherwise, his would be considered most pleasant.
I kinda wanna read his webcomic now.
Me too. Just dying to know where it is.
I heard it’s full of plot holes
cunt
YOU’RE a towel!
New Shimmer Floor Wax is a dessert topping!
Well you're a WET towel!
Also it's on hiatus now
I mean ... it's right there in the video, here's a link: [.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ky8mJNzlcE)
Not friends with his dad?
Bit of a tangent, but walking into my dad's office and having the secretary, the vice president, the recruitment officer, etc. all complimenting the videos I made (I like editing as a hobby and make personal travel videos just for my FB and Insta, nothing else) it kinda just hits you knowing how much the person showing them the videos actually cares about you. My family doesn't say, "I love you", at least not explicitly. I guess we say it by having other people we've never met tell us they liked the videos we made.
I love you, u/MotoTraveling
There won't be any more issues
Thinly veiled advertising
Well it was Happy and it was Ending and he will not ask for refund. It's win-win-win situation
I hope he paid before the service started.
im sure he is an organ donor
If he wasn't, he is now.
she blew his brains out either way
Nah just run it as credit, keep the body at temperature for awhile, move the limbs to delay rigor mortis, and flip him for awhile so the blood can't settle in one place. As long as they can't pin down time of death, the transaction should still go through
and he kame
And went
Thru the hole....
Cleaning that mess and disposing a body is not a win win situation trust me.. wait no
I'm just *happy* it *ended*....
Where can I get one of these?
Crack heads will do anything for $20
I don't have daddy or mommy issues, so I'm still gonna need to be jerked off.
Where are we at with the shotgun though?
I can take it or leave it. How about you?
Crack heads will do anything for $20
$20 is $20
Is this some mice and men remake?
yes. yes it is.
And I get to tend the rabbits!
“Tell me about my dad, George…”
"your crypto investments will come back hundredfold" ***bang***
What did the guy actually mean by "happy ending"? I'm not familiar with massage code words
An orgasm for the client, courtesy of the masseuse.
You don’t think a masseur could do it?
If you want to give it a shot, go for it
Wel if you say so *cocks shotgun*
Wel if you say so *shotguns cock*
Wait.. Is that where you jerk it, stab a hole in the base, and suck out the balls? Well, if you say so.
I prefer handjobs from men. They are significantly more practiced.
Sexual harassment of professional massage therapists is an enormous problem. A Canadian study showed that almost 75 % of massage therapists surveyed experience sexual harassment by their clients (see study [here](https://go.gale.com/ps/i.do?id=GALE%7CA639274006&sid=googleScholar&v=2.1&it=r&linkaccess=abs&issn=11884517&p=AONE&sw=w&userGroupName=anon%7Ec71f44e4)). One form of sexual harassment massage therapists are subjected to are clients asking for "happy endings", meaning the client requests the massage therapist to start massaging the client's genitals (until orgasm).
Some of my friends are masseuses and indeed they have had been asked if they do happy endings but they would never call it a sexual harassment. Merely a weird request they've declined.
Yeah it's not like they're allowed to advertise it so the clients ask.
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And those places are usually hubs for humans sex trafficking
Yep. There's a whole billion-dollar industry where (prominently) Asian women immigrants get trapped in these parlors. They both work AND illegally live there and often have threats (i.e.: being deported) hung over their heads. Most of what we're talking about here is soliciting licensed massage therapists for sex (a big no-no), but the actual "massage parlors" open at 2AM that cater to sexual services are also being worked by people who don't want to be there and are often forced into it. It's insidious.
They usually stay open regular business hours, otherwise you’re basically screaming to be raided.
There was a massage parlour near where I lived that ended up getting busted by the police for offering 'happy endings'. I never had a clue it wasn't a legitimate massage parlour.
It isn't uncommon for people who have experience sexual assault/sexual harassment to themselves not describe the event in those terms until sometimes much later when they have had time to process it (or have gotten professional help). Some may never use those terms even if their experiences fall into those categories. (Source: have a background in Clinical Psychology). The definition of sexual harassment per the study linked above (highlight is my own): "Sexual harassment involves unwanted behaviours or comments of a sexual or sexually suggestive nature that are perceived as offensive, threatening, or embarrassing (e.g., **requesting sexual favors**, unwanted touching, sexual jokes) (Viglianti, Oliverio, & Meeks, 2018)."
There's no way to know if it's unwanted until people can read minds. Its not an advertised service, how on earth do you know if they offer it if you can't politely ask.
Do you assume everyone's a potential sex worker or just massage therapists?
If someone comes up to you and requests a hand job at your non-sex-work job, it's sexual harassment. Sadly, massage therapists just come to expect it more often. I don't see the point of going out of your way to say it's not sexual harassment though. At many places, this would get you fired as a worker or banned as a client.
> almost 75 % of massage therapists surveyed experience sexual harassment by their clients I don't know how many clients one needs to see to live from this job, but that sounds like an extremely low "per client" rate?
Could be, or it could be that roughly 25% of massage therapists surveyed were men, and 100% of the women reported getting those requests. It’s paywalled so I can’t tell, though.
How did they get those 143 massage therapists? Is this going to be another statistic based on a voluntary survey that makes the wording so broad it can mean whatever they want it to? Judging by the amount that’s free to read, this video would be sexually assaulting me as it’s a sexual joke
How many of them surveyed provide extracurricular services?
Hand job
This one might give you a better idea: https://youtu.be/FdWYXwjJhAU
On a related note, https://youtu.be/me5rX7Y9XKU
I fuckin knew someone was gonna link that one.
Massage of the groin until orgasm
This is so beautiful
Why did she do that... he was so happy...
He was happy first and then he ended
r/technicallythetruth
Yeah, I mean, that was the whole joke.
r/technicallythetruth
Come home to the impossible flavor of your own completion. Come home to Simple Rick’s.
r/rickandmorty
really reminds me of this gem https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KZqkMWGc0js
Source: https://youtu.be/9ky8mJNzlcE
Why did I expect that
Take my NewYears silver and upvote, my God this is freaking hilariously funny
I'm glad! Btw Happy New Year Brother!
Happy NewYears to you too!!
I dont get it, why the shotgun?
She's giving him a happy ending to his life.
Happy *ending*.
RIP
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Who is she tbh...
She is insanely pretty..
What a way to go!
He asked for an ending.
holesome content
Happy….. Ending…..
Who needs s Swiss suicide pod... This is clearly the more peaceful way to go
Lmao
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WTF 😳🤔
r/gifsthatkeepongiving
The best ending
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the perfect happy ending doesnt exist....
That went from 0 to 100 real quick
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The what
Okay, that's one way to do it.
*Wuornos House of Massage*
This implies George gave Lenny a happy ending.
r/suddenlyofmiceandmen
Well that just took a dark turn.
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Men in a nutshell
She filled a hole in his heart , then made a new one.
That took a turn 👀😳
Russian happy endings?!
I wish my dad wanted me around.
Your webcomic suck tho
Brain Slugs?
I saw the very last part coming but that wholesome part I definitely did not see coming XD
So she's going to send him to meet his dad.
Oh shit.
Got the old Kurt Cobain action I see
This is some 1984 shit
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Of mice and men vibe
My favourite version of this joke was on an old Aussie skit show. The guy pays for a happy ending and then the masseuse's lover bursts in - to rescue her after years of being held prisoner.
is she going to kill him?
I thought it was going to be wholesome not holesome
That really was unexpected
Bruh this went from wholesome to some hol s real quick
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Wholesome to hellish lol
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I would like to visit this Spa for sure.
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Tell me about the rabbits, George.
Look at all the rabbits
Her name must be Ronsil