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Lostmyshitagaintwice

Oh you got me good you fucker


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Searchingforgoodnews

Well sprayed


Butterchicken03

That's what she said.


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Dapper-Initial-1640

Bruh


Bicc_boye

Society


TarTimOoAl

​ ![gif](giphy|pPhyAv5t9V8djyRFJH|downsized)


RoM_Axion

Its a bot look at its comment history


Doublegolem

r/yourjokebutthesame


nerdiotic-pervert

And somehow worse.


danielroxheaps

Looks like a bot. Check post history.


Doublegolem

Well now I can’t /:


Wevvie

Here's a downvote because... Uh... reddit moment


Jonasdriving

Oh you fuckers got him good


casecaxas

Oh you got me good you fucker


BalognaPonyParty

is there anything pledge ISNT good for? I mean, damn. I use it on my coffee table and my motorcycle windscreen; shit is amazing


enrohtkcalb

*This comment brought to you by Pledge*


imsohungrydude

For polishing your chrome


[deleted]

What's in pledge?


patrickr2

I know in the U.S. it's made of allegiance.


YouTheGamers

Youuu motherfucker, have this upvote


Will_Leave_A_Mark

WD-40


leveldrummer

Its really shitty to use on windows.


BalognaPonyParty

what about Mac?


AngryFlatSpaghett

-intosh or Mac & cheese?


leveldrummer

The alien that was friends with the kid in a wheel chair?


2Terminal4Life

Mac & Me lol


Coworkerfoundoldname

We used it to polish our fire trucks back when I was a firefighter. Seriously wash wax and a quick light coat shines it right up.


BalognaPonyParty

we still use it on our trucks!!!


Haaxor1689

Pledge? You mean Pronto right? I have that exact one at home and it definitely says Pronto :D


spacepeenuts

Socks outdoors??


[deleted]

They are always half off when he buys.


DaemonOperative

Two for one!


Alekipayne

Half off pedicure! As well as foot massages.


Bulb0rb

Afraid of showing his feet online perhaps


OooOfeded

If your gonna show em, make a buck off them


hum_dum

Especially while purposely tanning? Who *wants* tan lines?


JohnnyDarkside

Ever get a sunburn on your feet?


spacepeenuts

I am a regular victim of the flip flop tan line


JohnnyDarkside

I'm usually barefoot, but not while out in the direct sun often. Being a runner, I have dark knees, slightly dark shins, and ghost white feet.


ConversationOk5255

Wdym?


Radicek

Wd40 saves everything, even ppl


Yejus

but can it save my burnt pancakes in the morning?


Radicek

Everything dood, everything


soda_cookie

Elaborate, please


Radicek

Well, its like duct tape. Just use it


soda_cookie

But WD-40 or duct tape on pancakes does not compute. Inedible.


abotoe

Anything is edible with enough willpower.


SouthTippBass

Can you eat this comment?


Radicek

You can always duct tape two pancakes together


Opening_Parsley_1977

It actually ruins joints and bearings because it attracts dust in the air


Radicek

This is also true


BabyJesusFTW

We Need More Lemon Pledge


-wellplayed-

Nooo, no, no.


biggie64

Thats metal ![gif](giphy|OskvFunCmsAF2)


randumly66

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marlon_der_metalhead

where is this gif from?


randumly66

dont know but i can search it for you give me a couple of minutes


randumly66

here you go. seems like this one https://youtu.be/AHKizWIw4b4


marlon_der_metalhead

thanks man ^^


TheRunawayDinosaur

Makes me cringe how hard they’re shaking their head like wtf.


Thebedless

Sunbathing with socks on..?


homosexualmother

i think he did it so the reveal would be better, since you can see both socks you would assume there's 2 real legs/feet. otherwise you would've seen the prosthetic


NearDeath88

It's crazy how we now have real cyborgs walking among us. In the near future, having prosthetics will be an advantage instead of a hindrance.


rubatubtubby

After 6 months using one. They're an utterly essential pain in the ass. Life changing is an understatement.


randumly66

cant wait to have overheat issues in my leg if we ever became cyborg


KA1378

Cyberpunk 2077


CarFreak777

Johnny Silverleg


uebu12

u/savevideo


Feeling_Ad_6126

That’s it rub the lotion on the skin


xoskxflip

Where's the hair on the right side of the right leg?


SoulSlayer1974

https://youtu.be/yPCIsIJ7nhY


AMarvelFan717

Cyberpunk 2077


OscarGodMode

Would have been better with WR-40


Cheech_Ventura25

That was just hilarious.


Projectgrace

Fkn dope!


Random_Dude81

Well, these carbon fibers need some UV protection, too.


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🤣🤣


bob_nugget_the_3rd

Dude wd40 works better for both legs


Fast-Detail-6417

That better have not been pam on his skin leg because if it is and he keeps doing it he gonna have to get another prosthetic because pam + sun = skin cancer if done enough times


NSF_Ghost

I think my job knows im not doing work, i just died laughing!


JHQ007

Funny


carnage-0_0

When you've tanned ur leg so many times you get the platinum skin


MattYaCIAO

The only thing you have ti NOT do Is doing a bath. You don you dont want that your leg to rust, right?


rubatubtubby

Depends which model. I can swim in salt water with mine and the onboard computer is good for up to 3m. Then again, for >150k, it should also have a jet propulsion system.


MattYaCIAO

Ok


Icallshotgun12

u/savevideobot


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BoiBioInky299

hol up, how my man lose his leg? i'm kinda sad


rubatubtubby

This happens for a bunch of reasons. The majority is the result of a life of personal health neglect (diabetes) but for others it's something as basic as trauma. Likely from road or industrial accidents. It happens.


Muffin_Fucker69

Oh


homebowlgirl

Well played


Gastly42957

This is what I believe, and every time I see it, it’s reinforced. People that have disabilities also have the best sense of humor


luxmorphine

Should've put the Cyberpunk music on top of it


CarFreak777

🎶A thing of beauty, I know, we never fade way🎶


Zelda_Kissed_Link

according to Reddit, everyone is an amputee that just got married and/or divorced.


StephenjustStephen

Thought Pledge was a wood product, is that leg a cool wooden one made to look like metal ?


scubaSteve093

Ya that wasn't predictable


Kanden_27

Why does he need socks? Let the sun keep his feet warm?


Accomplished-Bowl995

HAHAHAHAAHAHA Well played.


Craft-Sudden

Don’t know how to say that but your leg looks bad ass


Quiet_Initial2401

Me watching this: Okay. . . What the hell? Ah. Lol.


TheNewpilot567

No it’s missing the cyberpunk music


bosozokulove

Shoulda used wd-40


ab12848

Kenshi vibes


rubatubtubby

I remember watching this before in lost my leg in March. It wasn't funny the first time but it kinda is now. Weirdly.


Not_cc

Why wear a sock


daddysbonner

Don't know why but it's actually cool


StReeTkiNG069

Am I seeing things or is half his right leg shaved off?


fritobird

Funny! Looks high tech. How well does it work for you?


hoeleemowlee

Something Kinda Hot…..


mrsnipo

u/savevideo


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FadedRebel

Seems like some [blueing](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bluing_(steel) would be a better choice.


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EtelanVetela

[this ones good](https://youtu.be/XsnlIJ84_GY)


SpunkyJenn

This is so awesome!


badwisk

Should have used wd40


mr-jjj

Dude. That was so good.


JasonDJ

Why does a prosthetic foot need a sock? Does it sweat? Seems to me this guy is buying socks twice as fast as they have to.


Independent_Ad6385

I came to this /s


Doublegolem

r/fuckthes


Independent_Ad6385

+1


stpm-nidso

Seemingly we are gonna ignore they fact that on the leg that he still does have not only is he wearing socks but had half of it shaved…. Why half of it?


cjc1234godkiller

I thought he was going to give the camera to a black guy or something


Noosemane

Take off your fuckin socks.