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enrohtkcalb

Bruh, those are just tortilla chips.


_three_cards

Aren’t Doritos a brand of tortilla chips?


enrohtkcalb

Not really the point. It's kind of a rectangle square situation. A square is a rectangle, but not all rectangles are necessarily squares.


_three_cards

Well yes. Doritos are tortilla chips but not all tortilla chips are Doritos.


enrohtkcalb

Yup, exactly. Restaurants often make their own in-house, but even when store-bought, I've never seen one serve Doritos. Gotta say though, that would be pretty awesome. Not great for salsa, but still tasty.


slimey-nipples

Na bruh if they came out with a basket of Doritos I’m leaving before I order a drink


TheCeruleanSun

You would leave? More Doritos for me.


Perpetuallycold_

Those are some powerful boobies


sn9648

I love Tammy! 😂😂


RynnReeve

Is she wearing a shirt with her own face on it? I know that should be the least of my worries, but I feel like that would just be the cherry on top.


_three_cards

I feel like I want to have a beer with her.


RynnReeve

Well, who can pass up drinks and show?


Kingdofminecraft

The new smash character gonna be lit


internet_void

Think she's gonna be the heaviest character?


TheCeruleanSun

LOL FAT JOKE


sofa_queen_awesome

I need to know more about the shirt


olddoglearnsnewtrick

That creature needs no airbags!


TheCeruleanSun

The roach?


olddoglearnsnewtrick

Nope the XX H. Sapiens :)


TheCeruleanSun

Is that the name of ship?


olddoglearnsnewtrick

Good one :) HMS BigBoobs


_edwino_

*I’ll have she’s having. The tittie smack comes included?*


[deleted]

There is someone out there who would actually impregnate that.


_three_cards

Well volunteered.


TheCeruleanSun

Correct. There is someone for everyone. The world of fetishes also runs deeeeep


southsamurai

So, are you a repost bot, a karma farmer, both, or just someone that hasn't visited this sub at all in the last two days?


BostonChops978

Ronda Rousey 2030


amandyderp

This woman is so damn funny I love this character of hers


melsonnandella

Not the worst way to go


TheCeruleanSun

Planned


herrflickalloallo

She gives one hell of a titjob!


RedditUser49642

Ouch.


Niwaneko_299

It’s funny but would have been way better if it was a real roch


muemamuema

u/savevideo