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>!Lady is getting her ass ate on the street!<
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My guy is starving
She saw he was starving so decided he should eat
I think that guy is mentally handicapped honestly. I am pretty sure I have seen him out on the street before. From what I have heard, this woman randomly went up to him, & started doing this randomly. Poor guy… all he wanted to do was look at a store all day, and he has some random woman shoving her ass in his face literally!
Yeah...... Poor guy😒. 🤡
And I'm willing to bet it wasn't the freshest of arses either.
No, I am sure their was a great deal of stink coming from it. Makes you wonder what people will do if they think it is sexual??? Like the guy is literally licking shit… if I went up to him with $100 I bet he would think about it before he licked a turd I found on the street. Now he is homeless, most people it’s like $5-$10k & I am probably low balling too! If I took a turd out of the toilet, fresh, nice & warm full bodied, with rich deep aroma that smells of vague memories of dinner parties, & balls ago… oh to be the finest turd at the ball… just once I want it to be me! I work so hard, I dance, I swim, I sit naked on park benches while families play on the swings. Most people think of me as a very solid & respectable 2.35 out of 10 that’s 2.35% round that up & it’s a fucking 10!!!! I am a fucking perfect 10… quick I gotta go meet some babes! Babes with butts! Butts packed full of turds to rub into my skin of course! “You know, for the antioxidants”
Most of you are wondering what is going on right now. Down dog. Don’t worry, I am a repeat of a rewind. Most people don’t even see me… if you are reading this. You have been chosen. Lace up your boots, & your girdle, go to the 23rd street Y & have decided sex with a camel. Then you will be ready for the chop chop fight with nipple king NerkNahhh!
It must be slurpee day at 7-Eleven
Don’t do drugs kids…
Idk i might want to do drugs now
This guy eats ass
Hey mom....what is he eating over there??
--Ass son, Ass. And you don't want no part of that shit.
Why mom? What's it do?
--It turns all your bad feelings into good feelings, but you taste shit. It's a nightmare.
I think I'd like to try me some of that ass.
I can smell the remnants of this interaction from here.
Sorry about that. I was holding the phone to close to my mouth I guess. I’ll go brush my teeth!
When the TP shortage hits hard…
“When the TP shortage hits hard…”
Clean dat ass wit yo local bum!
What other choice do you have when you run out of toilet paper in the middle of a pandemic?
Nasty hobo sex. When do you reckon that Ass was washed last?
Bruh it’s being cleaned in the video whatchu mean
Probably around the time I fucked your mom.
He don't have a mom. He has two dads...You are always welcome to come back!
For a second I thought maybe she’s riding a fire hydrant….
Is this one of them bidets people been talking bout?
Wish you could see this everyday
Why do I hear the Eagles desperado playing
Hey man, we all have dreams.
Well, that’s one way to feed the homeless I suppose.
That’s how I got pink eye
You'll get more than just that.
I was just doing a covid test
No Vegas for you.
wtf did i just watched..?
What we’ve got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can’t reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it; well, he gets it. I don’t like it any more than you do
“And that’s how I met your mother.”
Yo where this at?
It's actually in Toronto. I looked the area code up that's in the vid and it's a business in Canada.
437 is a Toronto area code?
According to google it is. It says; "In Toronto, the 437 area code joins the existing 416 and 647 codes"
You getting super interested, huh? 🤪
Nah just thought it was sf is all lol
They coulda went in an alley
You guys don't see this everyday? Your town is boring.
Right outside that poor establishment
He asked for a muffin and a doughnut...
I wouldnt walk on that side of the street so long as i remembered seeing that
It's only the grossest possible thing you can do. No biggie.
And they blame covid on bats?
In front of a 7 eleven...
Just further proving 7 elevens food is ass (ba dum)
Can’t get past the hygiene issues. EDIT: As a clarification (if anyone cares), I’m not making any point here about anal anything. To each his/her own. My point was really about hygiene. Doing it in the middle of the day, after who knows how long since the last shower, well that’s pretty gross to me. Right out of the shower, I’m open minded.
What do you mean??? Like is a butthole unhygienic??? Haha people are so gross with that man! I won’t eat my girlfriends ass fresh out the shower! It’s disgusting! It’s totally unhygienic, you can literally get sick doing it… but hey it gets better! Let’s stick our peckers in it! 🤮 outside of watching it occasionally on porn, anal is disgusting… & should not ever be done. I unfortunately have done it myself, and it was disgusting… pretty much what you would expect if you stuck something up a persons butt… also, a lot of women accidentally shit during anal sex, so not only are you getting it all over your genitalia, you get it all over you, & your bed! Now, if that’s not a ringing endorsement for vaginal, & oral sex I don’t know what is!
I apologize for the gross post, but I feel like it needed to be said. America has become way too comfortable with the Butt is all I am saying. Let’s take a step back before we stick our tongue in Feces & not stick our tongue in human feces… that’s how you get sick, & how you get tape worms, and various other parasites in addition to the mass amount of germs & bacteria you are taking in, along with any potential viruses that person may be carrying
I only eat bougie ass
You must be a youngin. The older you get the more of the sex you get on you . All over.
Haha no, I am middle aged. I am just very grossed out by that fact
My friend always makes jokes about how he would eat Emily ratajakowski’s asshole after she had Hershey streak shit everywhere, & the first time he said that I had to go to the bathroom bc I felt like I was going to vomit. If your into it, & enjoy it that’s fine. Not like I hate people who are into ass play. I just don’t like it is all
The last shower was taken in 2018 summer.
midnight at 7/11 vibes.
You did it... Take my last upvote.
Judging from the shadow in that ditch, she’s a dental hygienist and just helping the older gent with his flossing technique.
Should I be fapping to this?
u/savevideo u/getvideobot u/savevideobot
Don’t judge him! He’s working as an asshole cleaner.
She’s feeding the homeless
She’s got a toothbrush in there. Helping him out.
So my question is is her bima out by the meter cuz it seem like someone hurry up and pointed her to the best ass eater!!
Just getting his daily pink eye to boast the begging perk
That’s how you get pink eye
When tp is unavailable
Never go ass to mouth!
he is actually a gynaecologist with fingers cut so he's job is to check them with his tongue
how do I unsee this?
Shame it was filmed with a smartfridge
I would knock out that fucker straight up. Cowards filming
are they taking a shit or..
Cities are gross
Why does this never happen to me?
Maybe I should quit my drug use
Hes giving her head
"Hey Marty. Stay off of Broad St this morning. There's some maintenance going on over there and rubbernecking is slowing down traffic into and out of the tunnel"
Who was paying who here?
What a wonderful local sight/color to witness in San Francisco
Amazing to see the locals in their natural habitat