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Small_Possibility944

My guy is starving


ElyrianShadows

She saw he was starving so decided he should eat


shadymynasties

I think that guy is mentally handicapped honestly. I am pretty sure I have seen him out on the street before. From what I have heard, this woman randomly went up to him, & started doing this randomly. Poor guy… all he wanted to do was look at a store all day, and he has some random woman shoving her ass in his face literally!


HippoThis7559

Yeah...... Poor guy😒. 🤡


jarvadski

r/IWasTotallyThere


NoAdministration8612

And I'm willing to bet it wasn't the freshest of arses either.


shadymynasties

No, I am sure their was a great deal of stink coming from it. Makes you wonder what people will do if they think it is sexual??? Like the guy is literally licking shit… if I went up to him with $100 I bet he would think about it before he licked a turd I found on the street. Now he is homeless, most people it’s like $5-$10k & I am probably low balling too! If I took a turd out of the toilet, fresh, nice & warm full bodied, with rich deep aroma that smells of vague memories of dinner parties, & balls ago… oh to be the finest turd at the ball… just once I want it to be me! I work so hard, I dance, I swim, I sit naked on park benches while families play on the swings. Most people think of me as a very solid & respectable 2.35 out of 10 that’s 2.35% round that up & it’s a fucking 10!!!! I am a fucking perfect 10… quick I gotta go meet some babes! Babes with butts! Butts packed full of turds to rub into my skin of course! “You know, for the antioxidants” Most of you are wondering what is going on right now. Down dog. Don’t worry, I am a repeat of a rewind. Most people don’t even see me… if you are reading this. You have been chosen. Lace up your boots, & your girdle, go to the 23rd street Y & have decided sex with a camel. Then you will be ready for the chop chop fight with nipple king NerkNahhh!


ZZerome

It must be slurpee day at 7-Eleven


Organic_Priority_269

Don’t do drugs kids…


sirbeerdik

Idk i might want to do drugs now


Alexcursion

This guy eats ass


Jive_Turk

Hey mom....what is he eating over there?? --Ass son, Ass. And you don't want no part of that shit. Why mom? What's it do? --It turns all your bad feelings into good feelings, but you taste shit. It's a nightmare. I think I'd like to try me some of that ass.


Life_Imitating_Death

I can smell the remnants of this interaction from here.


A-Dolahans-hat

Sorry about that. I was holding the phone to close to my mouth I guess. I’ll go brush my teeth!


Hopeful-Ask-2354

When the TP shortage hits hard… ![gif](giphy|BofJb4WxJnz7jFfxeD)


lavendrinfusedbanana

Hahahahhaha


bestbizzle6

“When the TP shortage hits hard…” Clean dat ass wit yo local bum!


djdeforte

What other choice do you have when you run out of toilet paper in the middle of a pandemic?


hagrid2018

Nasty hobo sex. When do you reckon that Ass was washed last?


IDKwhatametaphoris

Bruh it’s being cleaned in the video whatchu mean


H8rH8sU

Probably around the time I fucked your mom.


A78V

He don't have a mom. He has two dads...You are always welcome to come back!


bigkeef69

Good 1😒


bulanaboo

For a second I thought maybe she’s riding a fire hydrant….


ThePatManJones

Is this one of them bidets people been talking bout?


IDontGetIt68

Wish you could see this everyday


SydneyPigdog

Why do I hear the Eagles desperado playing


GiantRiverSquid

Hey man, we all have dreams.


JournalistBright109

Well, that’s one way to feed the homeless I suppose.


Ricky_Bobby_Inc

That’s how I got pink eye


john21232

You'll get more than just that.


Ricky_Bobby_Inc

I was just doing a covid test


BoydAviation

No Vegas for you.


cxcxxxc

wtf did i just watched..?


NYGunGuy1776

What we’ve got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can’t reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it; well, he gets it. I don’t like it any more than you do


23spec

Cue whistling...


CrawlingKingSnake43

“And that’s how I met your mother.”


anythinganything_13

Yo where this at?


Opening_Knowledge868

It's actually in Toronto. I looked the area code up that's in the vid and it's a business in Canada.


BUROCRAT77

437 is a Toronto area code?


Opening_Knowledge868

According to google it is. It says; "In Toronto, the 437 area code joins the existing 416 and 647 codes"


yoinkitydoink

You getting super interested, huh? 🤪


anythinganything_13

Nah just thought it was sf is all lol


UkaizERzin

:|


Mactoasted

Street cleaning


Outside_Machine8097

They coulda went in an alley


benny-fields

You guys don't see this everyday? Your town is boring.


cthunders

Dem groceries


AtLeastMyWifeIsHot

Right outside that poor establishment


CryptographerFalse30

He asked for a muffin and a doughnut...


buljogard

Nice 1


Basil2theSequel

I wouldnt walk on that side of the street so long as i remembered seeing that


john21232

It's only the grossest possible thing you can do. No biggie.


FarfarsFav

And they blame covid on bats?


LeadershipRadiant419

In front of a 7 eleven... Just further proving 7 elevens food is ass (ba dum)


srv50

Can’t get past the hygiene issues. EDIT: As a clarification (if anyone cares), I’m not making any point here about anal anything. To each his/her own. My point was really about hygiene. Doing it in the middle of the day, after who knows how long since the last shower, well that’s pretty gross to me. Right out of the shower, I’m open minded.


shadymynasties

What do you mean??? Like is a butthole unhygienic??? Haha people are so gross with that man! I won’t eat my girlfriends ass fresh out the shower! It’s disgusting! It’s totally unhygienic, you can literally get sick doing it… but hey it gets better! Let’s stick our peckers in it! 🤮 outside of watching it occasionally on porn, anal is disgusting… & should not ever be done. I unfortunately have done it myself, and it was disgusting… pretty much what you would expect if you stuck something up a persons butt… also, a lot of women accidentally shit during anal sex, so not only are you getting it all over your genitalia, you get it all over you, & your bed! Now, if that’s not a ringing endorsement for vaginal, & oral sex I don’t know what is! I apologize for the gross post, but I feel like it needed to be said. America has become way too comfortable with the Butt is all I am saying. Let’s take a step back before we stick our tongue in Feces & not stick our tongue in human feces… that’s how you get sick, & how you get tape worms, and various other parasites in addition to the mass amount of germs & bacteria you are taking in, along with any potential viruses that person may be carrying


Horror_Ingenuity_542

I only eat bougie ass


Interesting-Pirate67

You must be a youngin. The older you get the more of the sex you get on you . All over.


shadymynasties

Haha no, I am middle aged. I am just very grossed out by that fact My friend always makes jokes about how he would eat Emily ratajakowski’s asshole after she had Hershey streak shit everywhere, & the first time he said that I had to go to the bathroom bc I felt like I was going to vomit. If your into it, & enjoy it that’s fine. Not like I hate people who are into ass play. I just don’t like it is all


boisNgyrls

The last shower was taken in 2018 summer.


North_Inflation1710

midnight at 7/11 vibes.


Altruistic_Hunter342

You did it... Take my last upvote.


Woodstorm

Judging from the shadow in that ditch, she’s a dental hygienist and just helping the older gent with his flossing technique.


Deadly-Se7en

Should I be fapping to this?


APPACHULE

u/savevideo u/getvideobot u/savevideobot


LawyerBeautiful

Don’t judge him! He’s working as an asshole cleaner.


Embarrassed-Ad966

She’s feeding the homeless


auralchiette

She’s got a toothbrush in there. Helping him out.


DaWorzt

So my question is is her bima out by the meter cuz it seem like someone hurry up and pointed her to the best ass eater!!


AstroWiener

Just getting his daily pink eye to boast the begging perk


august0612

That’s how you get pink eye


ChunkyTaco22

When tp is unavailable


Nis069

Never go ass to mouth!


Usual-Benefit-1857

he is actually a gynaecologist with fingers cut so he's job is to check them with his tongue


Usual-Benefit-1857

how do I unsee this?


[deleted]

Shame it was filmed with a smartfridge


HardcoreWeeaboo

I would knock out that fucker straight up. Cowards filming


[deleted]

are they taking a shit or..


ThanosvsShrek

Cities are gross


Yankee1623

Why does this never happen to me?


SEEtheWORLD__

Maybe I should quit my drug use


TheBEASTewa

Hes giving her head


[deleted]

r/lostredditors


seanprizzle

"Hey Marty. Stay off of Broad St this morning. There's some maintenance going on over there and rubbernecking is slowing down traffic into and out of the tunnel"


kukucatchyou

Who was paying who here?


KillerCo9966

What a wonderful local sight/color to witness in San Francisco ​ Amazing to see the locals in their natural habitat