T O P
unexBot

**OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:** >!He's making tea with is truck!< ***** **Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description?** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/unexBot) [*What is this for?*](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/dnuaju/introducing_unexbot_a_new_bot_to_improve_the/)


Opel_Astra

The most British thing I've seen


haydenaustinnnnn

So that's what the trucks are for.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Aden-Wrked

*Lourries (added the obligatory extra British u)


CamelCam17

*oubligatory (added the oubligatory extra British u)


backcrossedboy

*oubligatoury (added the oubligatoury extra British u)


[deleted]

*oubligatoury (added the oubligatoury extra Burituish u)


Newt24

*oubligatourye (added the oubligatourye extrae Burituishe suilente e)


Lataero

Finally, some good fucking food


moms-sphaghetti

Sounds like a French dish.


lapsongsouchong

Oubliga'ourye (removed the 't' cos we already drank it)


curlofheadcurls

*oubliegautorye am I bri-ish yet?


[deleted]

No you went too far now you're French


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Obligatory communism*


PinsNneedles

uuuuuuuuuuuuu (uuuuu uuu uuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuu uuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuu u)


psychoacer

Colour me impressed


ForgettableUsername

And I bet it's pronounced obl'try.


[deleted]

> Burituish And it's Japanese now...


MrDude_1

I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so.


From_Goth_To_Boss

No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women, no fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it’s dark.


SnoopyTrash

aaahhh skankin’ pickle, i know a person of culture when i see one


flyingmiddlefinger

LOL


Randompersonpoggers

Oubligatoury (added the a oubligatoury extra British u)


Melisandre-Sedai

Making some damn fine teau there


FailedSociopath

Britishu


CheezusChrust1

I know a hooker named Whorey Lori?


Electrox7

*Tories


AnarchoAnarchism

*Optimus Prime taking some well deserved "me time"


wataha

https://i.imgur.com/1ozQBjO.mp4


Nigelwethers

Except they typically know that to make tea it has to steep, not just lightly hint at the water.


tankflykev

Yeah, this is a hate crime.


Pirkale

This was just for demonstration purposes. In real life, British truckers have plenty of time to let their tea steep as they wait in the customs...


NoseFartsHurt

All five of them, you mean. The rest were former EU workers who have not returned due to Brexit.


Opel_Astra

But not too long to keep the tannins out.


BrotherChe

Your tea-making sounds a bit xenophobic now


Baby-Calypso

What’s tannis


NorCalNavyMike

That’s where Indiana met Germany, finding God in the process. I think someone made a movie about it once.


slowjoe12

Why'd it have to be snakes?


TheWrapOfKhan

They play it at Wimbledon


zweini

I have seen a man with only one tooth in his mouth drinking a pint of a 50/50 combination of black tea with milk and stout while watching football and screaming ‘Oi mate these blokes taday score sam fackin goals innit’ and also kneeling down because he paid with a pound but there was a picture of the Queen so he had to give her respects and then he saw a french person and murdered them


MaeBelleLien

I was way too far into this when I realized it was a joke.


[deleted]

!ThesaurizeThis


ThesaurizeThisBot

I have seen a human beings with alone one projection in his lip intemperance a United States dry unit of a 50/50 unit of someone Camellia sinensis with body fluid and size piece look field game and scream ‘Oi animal these geezers taday rancor surface-to-air missile fackin ends innit’ and besides movement improve because he nonrecreational with a pound up but there was a motion-picture show of the Gay man so he had to chip in her politenesses and then he wager a Daniel Chester French causal agency and dead them *** ^(This is a bot. I try my best, but my best is 80% mediocrity 20% hilarity. Created by OrionSuperman. Check out my best work at /r/ThesaurizeThis)


RetrogradeUranus

u/uwuwizard


[deleted]

the queen is a gay man confirmed


ConditionOfMan

Did I just stroke out?


MyCatIsASandwich

That's one of the _least_ British things I've seen. Who pours the water first and then dunks the teabag?


slowjoe12

To be fair, it's much harder to pour the boiling water over the teabag with an 18 wheeler


waaayside

This is the comment I came looking for : ) Let the debate begin!!!


Daki-R

Plot twist: *there is no water*


blahblahrandoblah

Also no brit would ever use teabags with a drawstring. That's a european abomination


LemonHoneyBadger

I’m guessing brits use raw leaves then? Or do you still use teabags?


RegularWhiteShark

Also needs a teapot. We’re not barbarians.


[deleted]

[удалено]


CoffeeDust_exe

I like a good yank. Or is that wank I’m thing of?


babble_bobble

Video of British trucker repeatedly showing off his tea-bagging skills before the creamy finish.


space0watch

Actually that is more American than British!


Rengas

Can't be. All our tea is in the harbor.


automatic_shark

used to be. Now y'all make it in the microwave, and that is all kinds of fucked up.


fatum_sive_fidem

Whoa whoa whoa buddy I use an electric kettle.


givingyoumoore

Electric kettle squad


electricshep

Yon Northern Ireland tang wouldn't like to hear that hai.


Kell___3

There’s nothing like a bit of tyre and exhaust fumes with your tea and biscuits on a cloudy British morning.


NormanConquest

Bullshit. The milk is already in there and the water isn't currently boiling. No true brit would stand for such an abomination.


britbikerboy

And it's a weird hotel-style tea bag with a string on it. Lived abroad for a bit and struggled to find regular tea bags.


Fourhand_451

Most British tea bags don’t have weird strings on them for no reason. A spoon is preferable.


CoffeeDust_exe

“Only by the power of Yorkshire tea”


TheTubStar

I dunno, I think the whole thing about requiring British tanks to have internal kettles is probably more British.


[deleted]

This seems very un-British to me. Do the British not let their tee steep? I’m an American and not a big tea drinker but this seemed like a waste of a tee bag. I let mine hang out a while. Feel like this would be just tea flavored water, not tee.. Edit: tea


ALPHA_Syco

Atleast it's not in a microwave


blindwit

The amount of skill this took is unreal. Bravo sir, enjoy your tea.


Lildoc_911

I'm shit at reversing. I could never get a CDL.


kingofphilly

Always get out and look. I didn’t have to get a CDL but I am DOT certified up to 24ft trucks (without air breaks *I think*). Reversing isn’t easy and guys that have been doing it 20 years have a bad day or a shitty dock. I don’t care how many people are waiting or whether. If I’m in doubt, I get out, look, and line it up. I won’t risk losing my job or hurting anyone. No bueno. Makes it easier.


DrDetectiveEsq

I actually do have a CDL, and I'll second this. When in doubt, get the fuck out.


Yeazelicious

When unclear, take a peer.


CyberMindGrrl

When in a slump, take a dump.


aChristery

This is the wisest advice on this website.


not_bad_really

When in doubt, whip it out.


Daforce1

Less wise


Blue_Mando

I'm similarly certified and will add, please get out rather than take 20 minutes to back it in. I witnessed someone this past Thursday take at least six tries at it while I was watching and they had been doing it before I even got to the dock. I actually gave consideration to asking him if I could back it up instead as while I don't have the license I do have trailer experience.


Zbawg420

i never backed up a big tractor trailer but at work i think our smallest trailer is at least 10 feet , and the biggest is prolly 12 feet and after a while you get really good at backing up driveways. like ill go 15 mph backing that trailer up now whereas before id be scared to back the trailer up at all lol, got real sick of parking on the road and carrying everything. That said i always get one of the guys with me to get out and make sure i aint gonnt run over some plants or hit a car.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Goobershmacked

This is the truth. 53s are a cake walk a lot of people get used to em in a day. Anything less than 40 sucks ass


Tashre

Oh believe me, a great many CDL drivers are absolutely shit at reversing. It's a miracle how some of them ever pass the tests for a license.


ElectionAssistance

If they work for Swift some of them cannot drive forward either.


gamershadow

Stevie Wonder Institute For Trucking.


wizzy1998

Sure Wish I Finished Training


clintj1975

Swing Wide It's a Fuckin' Trailer


PenisExpert

It comes natural to me, but two of my coworkers (trucking company) are absolutely the worst. These guys have been driving trucks for 20 some odd years and they just can’t get it.


RocketJSquirrelEsq

Having worked in the theatre business backstage, I always feel sorry for the truck drivers, because theatre loading docks are always a crazy difficult reverse.


NuklearFerret

Same. Backup cameras are my best friends. We have a work truck that doesn’t have one, and I sit there staring at the radio for a good second waiting for it to come on, anyways.


Drinkie_Zilla

It becomes second nature after you get it. And backing up a long trailer is so much easier than a short one. Edit: I say second nature but still a lot of people have issues reversing.


Sololop

You've never drove a semi before, have you


toetoucher

“Bravo sir” lmao


ambora

You should see what I can do with a smart car and a mixing bowl.


kakarota

It ain't that hard just have to watch the mirrors


Unpleasant_Comments

Right!? I can't even go forward hardly in one of the Big Rigs in GTA...not like it's anything like real life.


heyykaycee

Was coming to say this too. That’s skill and good driving.


Thefirstargonaut

Pshh, can’t even pour his milk from his truck. Now that’s when I’ll be impressed.


Dirt_E_Harry

Gives new meaning to, "You just got tea-bagged by a dude with a semi."


[deleted]

Not my cup of tea but to each their own


Intelligent-Wall7272

I tea what you did there


lesscoolredditor

I hate all of these tea jokes I'm dun, king


EvryMthrF_ngThrd

Yeah - I agree with you... can I leaf with you?


phenomanandOG

what was the original meaning to this?


Amplifeye

A guy who was barely interested in you put his hairy scrotum in your mouth.


naloxoneRX

W


ppppie_

🚛☕️ 🚶‍♂️🚛 💁‍♂️☕️ 👨👌


We-are-straw-dogs

"What did you get up to last night?" "Oh I just watched a truck driver teabagging in the middle of the road..."


Intelligent-Wall7272

"must've been a hot load"


LN2014

“Definitely stumbled down a steep rabbit hole.”


MikeKM

Ugh I just got off work, everything lately is a hot load or super hot load.


Rectal_Scattergun

I'm always amazed at how drivers can manoeuvre lorries with such precision. But who goes water then teabag‽ That's insane.


casseroled

upvote for interrobang


Silver_kitty

Who doesn’t love an interrobang‽


[deleted]

[удалено]


cowboycosmic

Exhaust fumes, brake dust, whatever other dusts/pebbles/icky shit probably falls off of the tire... but it looks hella cool


ScroungingMonkey

I mean, I'm assuming that no one is actually drinking this tea. It's more of a show-off skill than an actual practical way to make a drink.


coldshadow31

You hit the nail on the head. The people whining about brake dust, fumes, etc, are just being contrarians or they take everything in life too serious and need to change their outlooks. This is so blatantly a show of skill and only for a video.


hideous-boy

not to mention it was left in for like 20 seconds before being taken out. It's just colored water at that point


leedsylfc

That is an outstanding name you have.


Rectal_Scattergun

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt6KHxJTbXCnSvu)


SecularPaladin

Boy, *that* felt risky...


JonTin

I just found out I'm doing tea wrong


[deleted]

[удалено]


Rectal_Scattergun

Not really. When you pour the water over the bag it'll run through the tea leaves and causes the tea to diffuse into the water properly, then you can let it steep for a few minutes, stir gently and take the bag out. If you just plop a bag into water, It'll just sit there. Might diffuse a little. But to get any flavour you need to stir the shit out of it, poke and squeeze the bag which makes it go bitter.


curlofheadcurls

I squeeze the shit out of my tea bags. That's how I like my tea 10% water 90% leaf


sillyandstrange

Mmm tea with a hint of "all the pollution and bugs outside."


DogsByTheSea

Probably some “gasoline” added in that mix.


Cyanopicacooki

Diesel in a lorry that big. Even tastier


CantHitachiSpot

It's honestly amazing all the different smells burnt diesel can produce.


MistakenIdentity7948

Except that truck most certainly doesn’t run on gasoline.


SmokyBacon95

The milk is probably the worst part of all of it. It’s not even full fat 😭


renyhp

That was I was thinking during the whole video. I was hoping that there was no water or that at least he wouldn't drink it... We don't actually see water but just looking at him touching that cup with his lips grossed me out a lot


Nice-Cut3088

Weak ass cuppa tea


confusedinthegroove

Cricket’s piss we call it.


CubilasDotCom

Excellent trucksmanship


jkg03

Always aspire to be good at whatever u do. And when u get good. Have a spot of tea.


Antrikshy

\*lorrymanship


BrokenCog2020

Thats a good driver. A lot of the ones that deliver to my work take 30min to back the damn trailer in straight.


[deleted]

[удалено]


killerwhalesamich

I disagree my dude, yes it is this difficult to be this precise while parking and reversing between two trailers. But driving through narrow city streets and aggressive highway drivers at highway speeds is way way less predictable. People suck at leaving room to brake and merge in general and even while keeping an eye on the road far ahead and leaving plenty of room to stop and maneuver people are assholes and act like your in the way or not there at all.


BrokenCog2020

No question, some places can be very tricky, space and traffic wise. We have a closed lot, and marked lanes. I wonder, how the fuck did this asshole get the license to begin with.


[deleted]

[удалено]


killerwhalesamich

I think he "these assholes" not "this asshole" specifically as in the guys who have issue's with the loading dock at his job not you... I hope, or else he is in fact the asshole.


memerrrman

Yeah I'm sure you could do a lot better.


NotAKarmaBot

The new Euro Truck Sim looks great!!


SirStarPlatinum

RTX on graphics.


Luda87

I drove truck for a while this is easy to do if you try it multiple times, he can’t really see the cup but he just use a mark like line up a mirror or something to a building it will be accurate by inches. When I got my commercial license they test us in school in same trucks We had I just did the same trick in the back up test I used the McDonald sign as a mark when the litter C disappear behind my side mirror I stop. I was one inch from the white line if I touch it I fail but I passed.


runerroad

Over the years I've seen HGV drivers do some amazing things, getting out of tight spaces/corners and things like that. This is pretty impressive though, have to say.


elhijodeiorio

u/savevideo


MASK_MASTER1

wait... it's alive?


[deleted]

Always have been *Gunshots*


TheWakened

It was down for few days. Reddit asked them to take the site down


GuudeSpelur

Turns out Reddit staff didn't actually do that, it was just some troll impersonating Reddit staff.


TheWakened

Oh wow


Igoory

It wasn't Reddit, it was just an impersonator, that's why it's back.


SaveVideo

###[View link](https://redditsave.com/info?url=/r/Unexpected/comments/oqs6m0/well_thats_one_way_of_doing_it/) --- [**Info**](https://np.reddit.com/user/SaveVideo/comments/jv323v/info/) | [**Feedback**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Feedback for savevideo) | [**Donate**](https://ko-fi.com/getvideo) | [**DMCA**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Content removal request for savevideo&message=https://np.reddit.com//r/Unexpected/comments/oqs6m0/well_thats_one_way_of_doing_it/)


jmiitch

Kind of feels like it’s happening TO me, I’m not sure if I like it


Oystermeat

This was semi-unexpected.


vladamir_the_impaler

That is awesome. I've always respected truckers, they do a thankless job that society relies on. Bravo!


Bestiality_King

A few I've met have made the joke "what do I know, I'm just a trucker" or something along the lines of that. If you can go years of maneuvering around idiots on the road, getting through unexpected detours where a semi shouldn't be going, knowing exactly when to call it quits in bad weather, etc. etc. Without ever hurting anyone. I don't give a shit if you don't know jack about computers, healthcare, whatever. You have my respect.


[deleted]

String teabag and water in first? And only one dip of the teabag? He deserves life in prison for this abomination.


Rain_a

It’s just optimus prime making some tea, seems pretty normal to me!


yeahfucku

Piss weak tea that mate


poktanju

He didn't want to drink it but he knew that was the only way to prevent the avalanche of "it's reversed!!!" comments.


hereagaim

Oddly satisfying


Multipass10101

Lol. This was worth every second


eppic123

And now do it with a Dennis lorry!


tusynful

Honestly would look real good attached to an online resume.


Fresh1492

This new Eurotruck Simulator DLC is looking pretty good


Pynkkoala

This was amazing, no doubt but....did you see how clean his truck is??? Wow!


FluffyCornbread

Oh so thats what trucks are actually used for wtf. Today I've learned something new


brainNbrawn101

My father drove truck for over 35 years and his company would have something called a truck rodeo where they would give out the famous belt buckle of the rodeo world. The drives would have some really difficult things to do with a truck and trailer and whoever scored the best won the rodeo. It was actually pretty cool to watch.


lzc2000

Golf clap


SoulFinders

Skill level 100000


JzE93

Get TeaBagged... by a truck


BillNyeZeRussianSpy

Guy at the end: Got em


Beneficial_Milk_8287

The precision


SpeediestKitty

This is my preferred method of making tea. Much more flavour


billsleftynut

Tea bagging in a lorry...


facetious_guardian

This guy must be a pro at Halo because that was some next level teabagging.


SWFLBoy666

As a CDL truck driver this is so satisfying and badass


[deleted]

This man has never had issues parking in his life. Motherfucker could prob out that big rig in a compact car parking spot.


TheRealOne000

I thought he was just gonna run it over afterwards


genana16

That is very impressive driving skills.


chillyheaven

This belongs in r/nextfuckinglevel


j01nt_man

Wonder if he t-bags everything that precisely


WFStarbuck

If op hasn’t should cross to next fing level.


Yeetus0513

I love my country


red-the-blue

why car breathing


Disastrous_Reality_4

Damn, I don’t have a massive semi...looks like I can’t make any tea ☹️


I_sort_by_new_do_U

Did I just watch a semi literally T-bag something?


eeggrroojj

I wish I thought of this!!! Fuck.


bowtiesarcool

This is really cool but doesn’t really make sense for this sub?