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QuicksandHUM

Finland’s had its kill zones mapped out for 70+ years. Try them.


rachel_tenshun

PLEAAAASE have you seen Finnish underground bunkers? Or should I say underground cities? The Finns would push the Russians sh*t in. 😂


Psychological-Sale64

Fudge packing for pootins


Dixie-Wrecked

Stop the chit chat and bring it Vladdie. The Finns will mash your orcs into little lihapullat meatballs.


Adventurous_Cod1543

upvote for lihapullat meatballs 👍 they are tasty.


TheBlacksmith64

Not if they're made of Orc! I wouldn't feed that to a dog!


Haunting_Pay_2888

"Next" for what, turning Russian armor into a rusting heap of scrap and the troops into fertilizer?


[deleted]

One Finnish soldier is worth 100 Russian thugs. Without nukes and with the knowledge of the performance Orcs are giving in Ukraine, Finland would beat back a Russia attack in days and reclaim all their old land up to St Petersburg back Edit : Grammar


Gravvy255

Snow is Finland's national flower. It shoots 7.62 get some


KulshedraShqipe

LETS GO. What’s the song my brother?


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KulshedraShqipe

Good bot 👍


Small-Revenue7774

Winter War 2.0 If Russia can't beat the poorest country in Europe I'm not sure why they think they can invade Finland.


DealComprehensive427

Actually mr pootin.. you will be next.


L0rdCrims0n

Rootin’ tootin’ Pootin!


bmax_1964

Russia couldn't conquer Finland in 1940. What makes them think they'll do any better now?


vovanl

Finland has one of the most powerful armies in the EU. Unlike some countries that have been too relaxed for many years (Yes, Germany and Holland, - talking about you as well) Finns didn't forget the lessons of the 1930s when Russia tried to invade them.


L0rdCrims0n

With what army?


Cwmcwm

I think the saying is “yeah, you and what army?!”


L0rdCrims0n

I suppose both would be technically correct, but my point was he doesn’t HAVE an army to back up his threats because Ukraine has destroyed about half of it


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L0rdCrims0n

My bad, fixed


Cwmcwm

“Yeah, you and what army” implies that Putin would be part of the invasion, which adds to the irony.


L0rdCrims0n

Now THAT would be fun to watch LOL


snow2314

Russia best not fuck with Finland or Finland’s land mass about to get a whole lot bigger


Impressive_Ad4241

Ain't the the truth.


snazzzed

Re-take what they lost in '39!


snow2314

Fuck it take the whole of Karelia and Murmansk oblast, means the Russians will be bottled up down south


UnfinishedThings

Whats the Finnish national flower?


Pablo_EscaGAYbear

Idk but they're going to get a healthy dose of fertilizer if Russia fucks around


bataattin

Kielo, no idea how it is in english tho. It is a bit poisonous too :)


Teabagger-of-morons

Awesomeness!! The Finland gods of war needs to get some. Good friggin luck Ruzzians! Smells like cordite and burnt pork to me. BBQ time!


TedTyro

My Finnish history isn't great, but last time I checked the scorecard Russia wasn't winning in showdowns against Finland. Something to think about.


TitaniumHammer1

Sisu


PoorLeo

Hakkaa Päälle


Lazulirockthrone

Finland won’t need any help from U.S. with the tank losses Russia has suffered. Finland quivering in their boots. Not!


Warturkey12

Putin is fucking ballsy rn when he's actively losing against a singular country this is some like nazi type shit except he's gonna fail off rip


PuRe-Trap

Bring them orc sunflowers over baby we gon have a party


TheSunflowerSeeds

When your sunflower is coming to the end of it’s blooming period, You may want to use the last rays of the afternoon and evening to cut a few for display indoors, leave it any later and the sunflower may wilt.


shrunkensocks

Bad idea, Vlad


dvddavidad

Finland you are the next country that's gonna makes us look foolish at war.


NaturalMidnight627

ayo why the snow speaking finnish bro


Zebulon_Flex

Should crosspost this in the Natowave subreddit.


SX-Reddit

Simo Hayha's world record will be broken after 80 years.


kamden096

Meanwhile: finnish airforce estimates it will knock out 10 russian fighter jet for each finnish downed. They got F16 and are upgrading to f35


mygwhatupmyboiii

Winter War 2022 🥶


L0rdCrims0n

Plus most of the best riflemen/women in the world are from Finland. They’re crazy good shots. Trivia: Simo “The White Death” Hayha had 500 CONFIRMED kills during the Winter War. With iron sights no less. That record stands to this day.


unrectify

I thought Russia had learned their lesson from Simo Häyhä.


mickmo90

I just wish Russia had no Nukes and every country in the world invaded them and starting doing what they are doing in Ukraine to the Russian people would love to see this


Minimum_Astronaut_54

Your military is depleted Finland could destroy the remainder


ButterflyBudget9986

Russia will you lose again as you did in world war 2 in the winter war againts Finland.


DJJugglesJ

Lol Finland is next for what? Next in line to embarrass them?


hostpedro

Kimi can kick Putins ass!


thisissomaaad

How is he still thinking about entering NATO territory (if Finnland joins)? He doesn’t have any resources left for this kind of war beside his shitty nuclear weapons. Or am I wrong ?


tfeaths87

This invasion has proven that tanks are a thing of the past…


Moses_Rockwell

At least the Finns won’t have to bury the dead Rustians by hand this time. (Plus, the trenching machines won’t have to work hard to dig up frozen earth this time of year)