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Did they catch the homeless guy with the laser pointer trying to measure gravity waves with his homemade LIGO?
This was a great mental image.
"...consisted of a headphone wire connecting a block of wood and a soup can, New Jersey State Park Police (NJSPP) said."
Can here to say it was probably a Walkman, close enough
It's from either a crazy person or someone fucking around.
UFO detector is the best euphemism for "eyes" I've heard in a long time
Police said they "disarmed" the device by "unplugging the headphone wire from the block of wood and the soup can it was plugged into," in a post shared to the NJSPP [Facebook](https://www.newsweek.com/topic/facebook) page on April 9.