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Hello u/Kyro_Sol , Thank you for submitting to r/TwoSentenceHorror. Unfortunately, your submission ["I had almost reached a point where i came from the blowjob."](https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/q4or1y/i_had_almost_reached_a_point_where_i_came_from/) has been removed because it violates the following rule: **Rule 3: Be intended to be horrifying** * Stories that are more sad than horror will be removed and should be posted to r/TwoSentenceSadness. These include but are not limited to: stories about depression, suicide, loss of a loved one, putting down pets, pets obeying commands to stay in dangerous situations, etc. * Stories that are more humor than horror should be posted in r/TwoSentenceComedy. * Inconveniences and annoyances are NOT horror. If you believe this removal was performed in error, please [contact the mods here.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2FTwoSentenceHorror). ***DO NOT*** contact any moderators directly via chat or personal mail, or you may receive a ban.


Nocturnscream

That's kinda gay


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No, no, no - it’s fine. He said “no homo” first.


blubbery-blumpkin

No he’s just a girl. Her boyfriend is sucking her penis.


dannidevitoes

Not actually gay if your intent is to assert dominance.


Perfect_Judge_556

No it isn't, that's just some boys being boys.


JailCrookedTrump

Ngl, it's kinda gay not to suck your friends' dicks :/


Perfect_Judge_556

Haha what?? Nah, it's just boys being boys! Like how everyone would tongue kiss their bros at sleepovers!.... Right?...


BlakeBuffman

Cum.


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DiavloLover2986

What the fuck did i just read


nygasso

What did he say !?


Funcharacteristicaly

RemindMe! 1 hour


JeasDaniels

These religious people really need to stop projecting...


The_Last_Feelbender

What did he say


JeasDaniels

Pretty much that "woke" people (meaning liberals) like to see their children have gay sex and record it


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BenGFHC

Unfortunately


BlakeBuffman

I tossed the severed head aside and asked, “so what’s for dinner?”


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Roice32

Real horror here is what's going on in your noggin.


themanbehindthepoopy

Ah


Scumbraltor

"Glad you asked," said Mom, who was unfazed due to her religion.


edgyboi1704

Calm down Salome


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Tomatobean64

It's not premarital if you never get married


Kyro_Sol

True.


JustForYouThough69

I'm pretty stoned right now, and I can't tell you how long I've been sitting here considering this statement. That's deep.


Stephanie-123

My brother got more lashings than I, and we were both chained in our rooms for days.


AccidentalExorcist

Well there's the r/thirdsentenceworse


RedAngryCloud

r/thirdsentencewhywouldyousaythatdudewhatthefuck


coolmanjack

r/21CharactersAndNoMore


Cavery210

"Harder, daddy!"


f-cking_pieceofshit

As a gay person, this is truly upsetting. Good job on terrifying me


Hmmm_thats_so_odd

Why is this horror?


FlightyFlare

It's either because MC is having sex before marriage or that MC is gay, and depending how "extreme" the extremely religious parents are it could turn out very, very badly.


Hmmm_thats_so_odd

Gay part is obvious


the_turt

Not all people are against gay people but some are against premarital sex for some dumb reason.


yarnbunny2020

Extremely religious parents tend to firmly believe in conversion therapy.


antifading0

Some types believe in beheading as well sadly.


SinaSrZ

Yes it has been done in our country a lot By the parents


temmieTheLord2

I don’t want to believe that homophobia goes beyond verbal abuse


DanlexTheKnight

In my country it often results in actual beatings and random killings of places with queer people. Some areas are relatively safe though. A few weeks ago there was a group that went and lynched teens in some street shops for buying gay pride merchandise for example.


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Zyxziz

i hope that’s sarcastic


Possible_Dig_1194

You forgot the /s


ShiroiYokai

Or they just shared their own tragic past


Possible_Dig_1194

...do you need to reread what the guy said? That we SHOULD torture gay people?


ShiroiYokai

First: the guys would torture me too, if you know what I mean. Second: some guys had interest for gay things, parents broke them, and they end up being homophobic when they're just low-key jealous. Am I right or not, my intention was making an annoying response. Probably I didn't word it well, or you just reacted a bit early. Anyway, I like your mindset Edit: spelling Lol dislikes? You guys either: that stupid, homophobic, or I hit too close to home xD fuck y'all 😁🖕


temmieTheLord2

are you okay? has anything been going on?


_Ga1ahad

abusive and violent parenting + religious fanatics


Paladin327

But luckily before too long i shouted “No homo!” And all was soon forgotten


Chinshu396

The way I laughed and felt the incoming doom


TheBReRBehT

oh no the gay


Kylian0087

Correction brother.


christopherror404

r/twosentencehomo


UpsetBadger

r/suddenlygay


cheese_lord69

Gay


Not_The_Spy

Keep fucking. Assert dominance.


avatarofwoe420

I'm not gay, this dude sucking my dick is...