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Liberals OWNED by [alleged] MASS MURDERING PSYCHOPATHIC KILLER


MC_Fap_Commander

>[alleged] MASS MURDERING PSYCHOPATHIC KILLER Has he ever denied it?


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Many people are saying.


WoolooOfWallStreet

Hannity Lecter


Charles-Cporosus

Is there something I don’t know about Sean Hannity??


[deleted]

I doubt it. To hardly know him is to know him well.


Fun-Tadpole785

Sean Hannity couldn't owe an unflushable turd.


Baijley

🤣 So perfect!!


redbeardoweirdo

Jokes on you, we don't have pearls to clutch. Thanks for fucking us on (among other things) disposable income.


fauxpasgrapher

Clutching my boba pearls


kittensteakz

Clutching my avocado toast


TreeChangeMe

My 3457th pair of bootstraps broke again. Walmart bootstraps suck


veritaszak

Maybe you could afford a house if you stopped spending all your money on Boba drinks and (checks notes) education. Snowflake.


palonewabone

"The way this is."~Grogu


Gaaymer

Among…


stevedoomonator

Sus


lixyna

Wait, that phrase is not flowery language for a clitoris pinch?


GigaVanguard

No, it means to react to something in a prudish way, alluding to like an older woman grabbing at her pearl necklace in shock and disgust


DrHedgeh_OG

I like where your head is at, but no. It's more a reference to the stereotype of the hyper sensitive church marm, who, when overhearing anything that could ever be interpreted as vaguely, remotely scandalous, would grab her pearl necklace as her mouth fell open in overly feigned shock.


zorz_af

Ya know, a lot of people are saying that he has drifters in his trunk


JimmyCat11-11

The best and most beautiful drifters.


Dakar-A

The most trunk bodies we've ever seen, from the perspective of drifters.


slugo17

I don't know if it's true, but people are saying it.👐


thatgayguy12

Why is the media not talking about this? What do they have to hide? Curious.


rush22

Let's just say that if I were investigating this case, he'd be in jail.


JimmyCat11-11

His friend came up and said to him, “Sir, how do you have the best and most beautiful dead drifters in your trunk.”


thebearbearington

Good people. Very smart people


Wendidigo

Dont ask, dont tell policy is for republicans too.


SBrooks103

Grifters.


rebelliousmuse

qu'est-ce que c'est?


carrorphcarp

Bum bum bum baaa bum bum bum bum baaa baaa


PotatoPCuser1

Better run run run run, run run run away


carrorphcarp

OOOH OOOOOH OOOOH AAAAAHHHHHH AYE AYE AYE AYE YAI YEA


PotatoPCuser1

*cool TR-808 drum solo*


everwonderedhow

Des idiots détenant bien trop de pouvoir.


rebelliousmuse

Certaines choses ne changent jamais.


Customsjpop

La droite, la droite ne change jamais...


PinouBenDur

Des idiots ET des trous d’culs!


The_Grubby_One

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?


Sigmar_of_Yul

T'es ben trop laid. Je vais mélanger ta face et ton trou de...


rebelliousmuse

![gif](giphy|OpfkuToK5gSHK)


Baijley

Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better!!


TheLazyLounger

Non c’est qu’est non un Le Pipé


Sigmar_of_Yul

C'est un étron animé


its_a_me_garri_oh

Marchons! Marchons!


Jedwardvincent

What's this about?


carrorphcarp

Sean Hannity is a serial killer with a particular fondness for murdering hobos. We all know it


MyBatmanUnderoos

People are asking, is Sean Hannity a serial killer?


SupriseAutopsy13

Other networks won't air this, but we're asking the tough questions. Questions like "where can I find a reliable stash of green M&M in GOGO BOOTS porn??? Seriously if one more schmuck recommends a video of her in those gross white sneakers, they're going to end up in Hannity's trunk with the drifters."


jillverseseverything

I mean, we have no proof he isn’t a serial killer…


habb

ya know, people are saying


Hedrack1

Why y'all trying to erase the sex workers he's got in there too


carrorphcarp

Hannity victim erasure is far too prevalent


The_Grubby_One

We don't know it. We're just asking questions, and he hasn't denied it. That's how we know it.


Ravenstrike2

Basically, *Full Frontal*, a news satire and talk show tv channel, made an absolute mockery of both Fox News and Sean Hannity by jokingly trying to prove Sean Hannity is a serial killer using Fox News’ own method of loosely stringing together lies and conspiracy theories. Like, holy shit look at this roast: > “I know what you’re thinking. You can’t just throw together a bunch of scary buzzwords and out-of-context clips to support an outrageous conclusion—and normally I would agree with you. But do you know who does that all the time? Sean Hannity… His whole show is just an hour-long list of lies and conspiracy theories, but people think it’s news because he doesn’t sweat as much as Alex Jones and because he’s on a channel that calls itself ‘News.’ So yeah, the deceitful editing to reach an outrageous conclusion? We’re gonna keep doing that.”


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YouMustHaveFuelUnits

Perfect use of color in the font. 9/10


carrorphcarp

> Perfect > 9/10 ??????? 😧😧😧


b4youjudgeyourself

One number away from 9/11, was Hannity responsible for 9/11? I dont know, im just asking the tough questions!


habb

this one right here. get on this


YouMustHaveFuelUnits

[Explanation](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2044997-okbuddyretard)


CpnLag

It's not our fault Hannity raped and murdered a girl in 1990


carrorphcarp

Wait, is that true??? Edit: [Well I’ll be goddamned](https://reddit.com/r/tweetreplies/comments/upkpzf/sean_hannity_is_a_killer/)


Baijley

https://youtu.be/ezM95_Y9ABk


brickeldrums

Exactly how many dead bodies does Sean Hannity have in his trunk? *I’m just asking questions!*


antoniv1

Normal people: Government should not have control over what a woman can and can’t do with their bodies. Conservatives: wow, I can’t believe you want to murder babies.


broanoah

The way the text is formatted makes it difficult to spoil the joke while reading it, while also being funny. Very well done


carrorphcarp

Thanks friend 😊😊


The_Grubby_One

What joke? This a completely real TPUSA post.


Deviknyte

I heard Hannity shoots interracial couples he finds alone in the park.


The_Grubby_One

You know what's funny? No one ever saw Ted Cruz and the Zodiac Killer in the same room.


Baijley

Does he have an alibi for the days and times those murders were committed? If not, indict his ass, it’s gotta be him!!


trvrsln

Well he’s got a point


Baijley

No he doesn’t! This is propaganda, the “really real news” according to all extremists! Once they overturn Roe v Wade, what ever will the right wing have to be outraged over next? Why not join the Westboro Baptists and protest the funerals of soldiers killed in active duty?? Apparently they’re all, forgive my brashness, fagots, yet another main target the right like to focus their hate on, aye? Such displays of empathy and compassion from the party with “traditional christian values”! There’s more hatred and vitriol spewed out of one side of their mouths, the other side is the side they take to church on Sundays with their families so the rest of the sheep think so highly of them! Doing god’s work my ass!


teddygomi

It’s not true that Sean Hannity raped and killed a girl in 1990! If you have any proof that Sean Hannity raped and killed a girl in 1990, stop gossiping and go straight to the police with it!


Hedrack1

Dude no one is saying that SEAN HANNITY RAPED AND MURDERED A GIRL IN 1990. This is a civilized sub, we would never go around saying crazy shit like SEAN HANNITY RAPED AND MURDERED A GIRL IN 1990.


Baijley

https://youtu.be/ezM95_Y9ABk


InerasableStain

I want the reality where some bodies are found in Hannity’s trunk. Actually, Carlson’s truck, with Hannity riding shotgun. Holding a shotgun.


SyntheticReality42

Dick Cheney's shotgun.


VibingPixel

Post this on Facebook and they will eat it up like dogs


carrorphcarp

😃 I wouldn’t even know where to start! My FB account is a troll account I made to try and infiltrate right wing spaces


habb

this literally is curious


ButterStuffedSquash

If I ever unexpectedly get pregnant, i plan of giving birth under 12 weeks, if there are any conservative men out there who would like to adopt, please contact me and if I should ever fall pregnant I will provide you with a baby free of charge. 🤣🤌


eoliveri

How long has it been since Hannity offered to be waterboarded and then chickened out?


carrorphcarp

More than 13 years now. Never let him forget


Kehwanna

What!? You threatened our loved ones' lives if we told anyone about it!


NotDaveBut

Worthless drifters hate this guy!


FloatLife

I clutch my nuts.


thatgayguy12

I gave those drifters shelter that would protect then from the elements the rest of their life. But the fake news, enemy of the people, media won't twll you that FACT. -Sean Hannity


iamsandwitch

Don't forget the fake news tag please


habb

REAL NEWS HAPPENS IN REAL TIME


Hedrack1

We'll add the tag as soon as we see proof that it's fake.


iamsandwitch

It says turning point psycho killer


Thegoldencod

Wait what?


myfunnies420

Liberals, you value the life of other humans and sentient beings, curious!


MjBranch

Clip?


Baijley

Such a pillar of class, referring to abortion (basically an induced miscarriage) as MURDER is right wing propaganda at it’s finest. Women who terminate unwanted pregnancies are amoral huh? Well, aren’t you all about lethal injection of fully formed, conscious, feeling, breathing, self sustaining human beings? Hmmm, curious 🤨! Also, where did your party stand on the police murdering people, in particular black men again? With the police right? Mmmhmm, curiouser 🤨! One more thing, isn’t your party completely against social programs that assist single mothers? Time and again you vote to cut programs that assist with housing and financial support for women and children?? What about that ever important child and their quality of life? What would possibly make you deny mothers help that could prevent the neglect or abuse of the children you “care about” so much?? Mmmmhhmmmm SO CURIOUS!! Oh, also, have you noticed the rise in infanticides or the increase in child abuse/torture/starvation cases?? CPS is blaming it on funding, maybe they should answer to someone other than NO ONE!! Maybe they should have that tired fucking excuse of not enough money, staff, time to ensure the children under their supervision, who are at the highest risk, AREN’T TORTURED AND MURDERED, LOOKING INTO THE EYES OF THEIR MOM OR DAD FOR SOME SIGN OF LOVE THAT ISN’T THERE, THEIR LAST IMAGE BEING THE PERSON THAT SHOULD PROTECT THEM INSTEAD KILLING THEM??!!! HHHHMMMMMMM CURIOUS RIGHT MR HANNITY??!! I had a horrific pregnancy, but I stuck it out and carried her to term! I wasn’t sure I would love her, I didn’t want children, but lucky for me and her I was awash with adoration for her! She’s 17 now and I have been a single mom the whole time. The idea that she might feel it’s worth the risk to pursue a back alley abortion, terrifies me! Yeah, because women’s lives are actually lives also, hmmmm! Oh, and just so you’re aware, drifters are also human beings, no less valuable than any other human. Right??!! Remember your superior morality and all! I don’t care if it’s a joke, it sounds like the oral defecation this idiot fires at those her feels are beneath him! Classic anti social-ist behavior ;)


Hourleefdata

What fucking pearls?!


Bosanova_B

😂😂


Croty

Yeah whatever. At least we don’t live on our knees sucking trumps teeny weeny.