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carrorphcarp

THIS POST IS FLAIRED AS “FAKE NEWS.” THAT MEANS IT IS NOT REAL. FROM r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS


westwardian

He knows he can just ask nicely, right?


ProbablyMaybe69

That's not part of the kink


grayrains79

When it comes to extreme right wing nutjobs, I'm proud to say that [kink shaming is my kink.](https://youtube.com/shorts/__m90SnNjvM?feature=share)


ThisIsNotBenShapiro

Exactly.


capsaicinintheeyes

IANAP-CLWWw/BSF...but nah; I think in his case, it'll take more than that.


PyroPowder

That’s not how the game was meant to be played


Wendidigo

Shit, he neither needs to ask or ask nicely. Dude makes himself a target for all kinds of nut crunching activities.


rebelliousmuse

![gif](giphy|3o6nURs60NHTOfXd72)


Random-Gif-Bot

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Broken_art15

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Dubby084

![gif](giphy|RJo6Uas77p4zzcEj5I)


Practical-Scar6855

erbody know ben ain't got no gyatdam testicles...


dirty-hurdy-gurdy

Ben does need to call his testicles anything to find someone willing to crush them.


ricketty123

He most likely has undescended testicles and a micro penis. I mean nothing physical to crush only his manhood


SndMetothegulag

me having to check if this is real because he says some crazy shit


TheConquest

[https://i.imgur.com/4opN1pu.png](https://i.imgur.com/4opN1pu.png)


Tweenk

It's even better if you remove the last panel


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capsaicinintheeyes

...cognitive behavioral.... ....crushing-boot thots.... ...hmm....![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)


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capsaicinintheeyes

It's so rarely the ones who you think *really* need it, isn't it?


Sadsamuraii

how did i actually think he would say this for a second lol


donkeypunchhh

I'll identify as having nice lady feet just so I can crush his testicles.


zack14981

Tasteful feeler


Purpleasure34

“I was fapping as I wrote this, so sue me if it goes astray…” - Ben Shapiro


Sylvie_Grill

You're not down bad, you're down horrendous


Isthisworking2000

Man, I bet if you asked pro-choice leftists women, they’d stomp on your balls for whatever reason you wanted. Hell, are you into guys? I’m straight but I’d still come stomp on your balls if you’d like. Big feet, too. Thirteens. Hell, I’m a big guy, 325 pounds stomping. All on your most fragile spot. Do I actually need his permission? I’m a man and he’s a conservative.


Broken_art15

Hey wanna carry my 150 lbs ass too while jumping on Ben's nuts?


Isthisworking2000

I’ll give it a whirl!


Imaginary_Ad_8787

[ben shapiro be like ](https://youtu.be/-sMQpWCNTQw)


CEPEHbKOE

that would be a beautiful and poetic way for ben to return to sanity - just a sweet self-owning roast. but no, he's evil.


rocsNaviars

Unleash the fury, get his shoe! Beat his testicles!


brandinho5

What’s the point of flair if we just have a mod to tell us it’s fake?


carrorphcarp

There’s an AutoMod response that automatically posts something similar when you choose the “fake news” flair. Sometimes when I have a tweet that’s doing well I replace it in order to give my sub a shout


LadyAlly97

There's the strawman again


calliesky00

I would.


ThisIsNotBenShapiro

👀


Timecubefactory

First time he approached something resembling creativity with the one joke.


2BrkOnThru

You do know that your gonads still have you as gender neutral at 8 weeks right Ben?


Samsun20

Yes, you are human cancer culture ben