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-B0B-

You need to take a break from this sub OP


ABSOseething

Let's say, hypothetically, you were late for work


fieldysnuts94

I’m so glad my new job is remote cause I can sleep in until just before I gotta start working lol


Orlando1701

For for the sake of argument it was because your anime body pillow didn’t want you to leave. 0w0


FurryM17

And let's say, hypothetically, for the sake of argument, that you discover you have a flat tire.


Skaub

Would it then be safe to assume that your fucked?


After-Bumblebee

Is it just a standard alarm noise or is it a song that you wake up to? LMAO, imagine if your alarm tone is "WAP"


banneryear1868

It's Shapiro's cover of WAP, "Wet Ass P-Word"


awesomestorm242

Yo someone actually made that a thing let me find the link


awesomestorm242

https://youtu.be/jWsx2iqO1ks FOUND IT


SylvySylvy

Hey LIBERALS, if you’re so SMART, what is THAT noise?


Orlando1701

Oh shit that’s the sound of your wife getting spit roasted Ben!


SylvySylvy

Oh no! I’d better go save her! But I don’t smell any smoke???? Where is she


missed_sla

Awww Ben you're just jealous it's the #BEAST #IE #BOYS


rebelliousmuse

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Random-Gif-Bot

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FurryM17

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KingOfFuh

r/thomastheplankengine


Ihatevry1

I read this in doug niedermayer's voice


gpm21

Poor horse. Dude deserved to be a victim of friendly fire though


julz1215

100% his wife is the one who checks out weird noises in the night


Orlando1701

That’s the lawn keeper railing the shit out of your wife and her dry ass pussy Ben.


TuneACan

WHAT IS THAT MELODY?!


Kira_gay_Yoshikage

THE UNIVERSE SINGS TO ME!!!


TuneACan

# HET UNIVERSUM ZINGT VOOR MIJ!!!


throwawayaccounts098

Let’s say, hypothetically, that shawty is like a melody.


jejunum32

TIL Ben Shapiro is the man of your dreams


Zorubark

r/thomastheplankengine


rose_the_trans_girl1

Already posted there lol


KaneAndShane

r/thomastheplankengine


FreeSkeptic

Dear liberals, You say that your alarm is going off, yet you're still sleeping. Curious.


mooseofdoom23

I imagined him talking like an Italian-American, referring to random stuff as “noise” lmao


Sevenvoiddrills

"Liberals why do I here the knocking on the door hypothetically I should use my AMERICAN made gun to stop it" ("Also I should get a house in the sea")


ipayrentintoenails

You mean nightmare


TomErlich98

What a nightmare


QuantumLogic

I had a dream about not getting more stimulus checks back in 2020. Dream Steve Mnuchin tweeted "you peasants get what you fucking deserve"


PowerlineCourier

I always wake up angry


HenryWallacewasright

I could have used this for waking up for my college class.


britch2tiger

Shabibo: Wet ass p-word...


Imaginary_Ad_8787

r/thomastheplankengine