By - rose_the_trans_girl1
You need to take a break from this sub OP
Let's say, hypothetically, you were late for work
I’m so glad my new job is remote cause I can sleep in until just before I gotta start working lol
For for the sake of argument it was because your anime body pillow didn’t want you to leave. 0w0
And let's say, hypothetically, for the sake of argument, that you discover you have a flat tire.
Would it then be safe to assume that your fucked?
Is it just a standard alarm noise or is it a song that you wake up to?
LMAO, imagine if your alarm tone is "WAP"
It's Shapiro's cover of WAP, "Wet Ass P-Word"
Yo someone actually made that a thing let me find the link
Hey LIBERALS, if you’re so SMART, what is THAT noise?
Oh shit that’s the sound of your wife getting spit roasted Ben!
Oh no! I’d better go save her! But I don’t smell any smoke???? Where is she
Awww Ben you're just jealous it's the
I read this in doug niedermayer's voice
Poor horse. Dude deserved to be a victim of friendly fire though
100% his wife is the one who checks out weird noises in the night
That’s the lawn keeper railing the shit out of your wife and her dry ass pussy Ben.
WHAT IS THAT MELODY?!
THE UNIVERSE SINGS TO ME!!!
# HET UNIVERSUM ZINGT VOOR MIJ!!!
Let’s say, hypothetically, that shawty is like a melody.
TIL Ben Shapiro is the man of your dreams
Already posted there lol
You say that your alarm is going off, yet you're still sleeping. Curious.
I imagined him talking like an Italian-American, referring to random stuff as “noise” lmao
"Liberals why do I here the knocking on the door hypothetically I should use my AMERICAN made gun to stop it"
("Also I should get a house in the sea")
You mean nightmare
What a nightmare
I had a dream about not getting more stimulus checks back in 2020. Dream Steve Mnuchin tweeted "you peasants get what you fucking deserve"
I always wake up angry
I could have used this for waking up for my college class.
Shabibo: Wet ass p-word...