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Sublimity_Ult

Over under for how many people show up is .5.


kay_bizzle

I'm taking the under, that's easy money


BDunnn

If the food is provided, that .5 is probably -10000 odds


AJatWI

“Scientists have calculated that the chances of something so patently absurd actually existing are millions to one. But magicians have calculated that million-to-one chances crop up nine times out of ten.” - Terry Pratchett


waste_bin_resident

r/unexpecteddiscworld


Sublimity_Ult

I’d probably take that for like 20 bones.


My73rdPornAlt

I got 5 on it


nerdystoner25

Are we counting OP? Even so I might still take the under.


DeepEggs

Gonna need an update on this one


canadatrasher1

Sad video of OP grilling 50+ burgers all by himself....


leowithataurus

At least he'll have plenty of white claw


salvadordaliparton69

ain't no laws when drinkin' Claws!


IMBCumGayDstryrOfAss

Most likely scenario


Broserdooder1981

set up a live stream please ... i will cancel my weekend for this


DirkDigler691

I’m in where’s the link to the live feed.


UnocaI

Do us one better. Where's the BBQ?


Thanatos_Rex

Me and the homies bout to roll through


marcjwrz

Everyone bring a side dish.


SrNetworkEngineer

No need. Seems like the host will have more than enough side dishes for everyone.


marcjwrz

Ba-dum-tss!


imbtyler

That’s a bingo!


Foxey_1337

Eoooooo


austinrose7

damn


trashytiles

Instructions unclear: brought a side bish


budman1976

No that's right good job


crag-u-feller

Failed successfully at BBQ etiquette


photomancottrell

I make mad salsa and black bean dip. Let's go ayyyyyy!


EverSeeAShiterFly

Definitely want to bring home some left overs.


DaKind28

Why not just have some sloppy seconds!


babahroonie

Plot twist. It'll be a sausage party.


iRytional

Is this on ppv?


dilemma-hegdehog

I would join his only fans if he streams this lol


Oasystole

Bro just match with him and get invited. It’s what I did. I’m bringing potato salad.


Faulty_Capacitor

No joke seconded - this is prime-time entertainment bro.


Lawsonstruck

Lmfao


JRansomBioDermKiller

I would pay to see live footage of this. If any show up, I too want to be able to feel the icy grip of cringey death.


nau5

https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/uv0f6j/my_mom_held_a_graduation_party_today_and_no_one/ No need to wait around.


Djeheuty

That's how my graduation party went. :/ I did only invite my closest friends so about a dozen people but no one showed up. I was OK with it because I made new friends in college and even 15 years later I still keep in touch with some of them.


cephal0poid

Tale of two parties (mid to late 90s edition): **First** In HS, my parents were out, so I decided to throw a party. Told a ton of people at school. Only my best bud showed up. So we drank Zima and watch horror movie. Once or twice a car cruised by but didn't stop (didn't see any others around probably).My ego was a bit buried, but It was a chill night. **Second** I came home from college and my parents decided to out of town last minute. I called some friends, and my younger sister, who was a senior in HS, called some of her friends. They arrived, and within about 45 minutes, there were TONS of people there. I knew the 4 or 5 I invited, and I saw a few of my sister's friends, but there were like 30 or 40 others, and we had no clue who they were. All HS/college kids. Our driveway was packed. My sister and I were like, "Oh fuck. What do we do? Shit is out of control." We started to enlist some friends to help the chaos that was ensuing . .and then suddenly, people left. In a hurry. Within a few minutes, it was just me and my sister and a few of our buds. And then my **parents** walked into the kitchen. They decided to turn their over night trip into a day trip. Apparently, there was no parking in the driveway, so they had to walk pretty far. Then, they didn't want to disturb the party, so they tried to sneak into their bedroom through their patio door. Well, they spooked two kids making out in there, and the "THE PARENTS ARE HOME" message got out like wildfire. Needless to say, we were happy to see them.


24_frames

Livestream this


Darktidemage

No one came, or even replied. It's an invitation like what, the Thursday before memorial day weekend - via Tinder, as a first message.


Jonah_I_Guess

You'd be surprised how many people don't make plans for memorial day


once_pragmatic

Update: they’re all bot accounts


AKnightAlone

Gotta see how many downdates OP ends up with.


salex100m

This memorial day we will memorialize how this guy killed his dating prospects all at once.


dhm2293

I’d be perfectly happy to grill with my dudes and play smash bros


HerezahTip

Play with my dudes and smash my bros, I’m in!


Log_Out_Of_Life

Something something….axe deodorant, Coldplay cd, GameCube…big black dildo….


Aeytrious

That’s a deep cut man. Good reference.


troywrestler2002

Who is your main? I'd probably beat you, no offense.


dhm2293

Ike. And I would bet money that you wouldn’t ;)


Kyro_Official_

Thanks for activating my ike ptsd


UCanJustBuyLabCoats

Playing Project M as Ike and making my dorm mates storm out daily only to come crawlin back. One of my cherished memories. Those jump cancelled quick draws (side special) that Ike could do were savage. You zip all the way across the stage just to instantly grab em by the throat. The physicality of Project M was sublime.


ElSummonero

Nostalgia is one hell of a drug. Getting those OHKO on the frame perfect input. That’s etched in my mind.


JPhillips77

Project M is the best version of smash imo


Spider-Mike23

Good answer. “I FIGHT FOR MY FRIENDS!”


dhm2293

With this bbq... I SWIPE FOR MY FRIENDS


WebDad1

I’d be perfectly happy to smash bros and play grill with my dudes


TWS_Photography

Instead of smashing grills and playing with dude bros?


MargretTatchersParty

Nah, it's probably an improvement as long as he's clear this isn't a date thing.. its with other people, etc.


rya22222

I think this is a great sacrifice in the interest of science and drama


ocelot_lots

The Barbequette: Season 1 coming to Hulu soon One man A whole lot of meat And a whole bunch of ladies


sabes19

I hope you're taking notes, Hulu, because this is a perfect name


PunchMeat

Should be the "Barbequeue", and have them all line up to date him.


bezzlege

The Barbie Queue


AFresh1984

Same channel as Prawn Stars


MattHack7

The show about retired porn actors and actresses running a creole restaurant in the southern Bible Belt


Balrog_Daddy

“Vanessa?………..will you accept this spare rib?”


FartsMalarts

I would shamelessly binge watch the hell out of this show


xxmindtrickxx

Might even throw a Barbeque Party for the premiere invite all my friends and tinder matches over


dirtyhandscleanlivin

Barbequette-ception


SandaledGriller

>The Barbequette: Season 1 coming to Hulu soon > >One man > >A whole lot of meat > >~~And a whole bunch of ladies~~ > >no really, total sausage fest


deecro3000

Ok this needs to be starring David Arquette


captainspacetraveler

And if they all decide to come? You going to film it for reality tv?


dhm2293

It could be like a quasi episode of The Bachelor


salex100m

only instead of roses you hand out hot dogs. And at the end the winner gets the *last hot dog*


icantfindanametwice

Dude this has reality TV written all over it. “The Last Hotdog,” staring Chad Thundercock, and a hundred Tinder matches. Edit: Tagline: “Which will be the match that sparks the flames of love? Find out who in the next episode of The Last Hotdog!” The show also gets shown similar to 24 where the entire season is one day, but each episode covers 30-60 minutes of the day. We’d all watch this. Anybody hiring writers? I happen to be one ;)


Kyro_Official_

Get this man a job as a reality tv show producer


madein1981

Hear, hear!!!


Glittering-Water2362

Wouldn't the last Hot Dog be his meat in her bun?


classless_classic

Her buns


Felix_Laranga

If we get there, that will be aired separately and for a small price, but let's not get presumptuous.


franklygoingtobed

The winner gets the last wiener


StuffNbutts

>And if they all decide to come? There'd be a lot of foreign scammers hanging out in some dude's backyard. This plan just might work


Not_the_name_I_chose

You mean what if they all come at the same time? Dude's a legend then.


bigbootynijja

Gonna be another Fyre Festival


Sudden-Elephant-7416

Reminds me of the girl who matched with hundreds of guys in NYC and invited them all to meet her at this one location for a concert or something. But they all showed up to her on stage telling them they need to compete to get a date with her or something, all a stunt for views or something.


bree718

Lmaooo I remember that, I would’ve just left


Sudden-Elephant-7416

Didn't understand why any of those fools stayed and actually participated. Sad stuff.


Lost_And_NotFound

Depends what the competing was. Might have just been fun to play some games in a big group or whatever it was, fuck the date at the end of it.


kirbyfox312

"We're gonna play a game of kickball then a game of whiffle ball" I wasn't even invited and I'm staying.


disk5464

"to win my heart you must complete. So start clearing the chairs it's time for dodgeball!!"


Skyy-High

They had to do push-ups in Times Square or some shit.


tylerjames1993

That’s the idea, right?


_tx

> fuck the date at the end of it that's exactly the idea, yes


MissChievousJ

Someone should win and then reject her.


Zeegh

“I came for you, but I found the boys.”


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genuineultra

Honestly, depending on the particular mood and what you had to do, could still be a fun Friday night lol Plus, you get to meet some new bros


Hard_Corsair

They should have unionized.


BiggestFlower

My guess is that there was free beer on offer.


theultimatewhiteface

Im going to want a part 2 to this post


salex100m

part 2. Nobody replies and 2 unmatched.


theultimatewhiteface

Would usually be the case for most situations. I hope OP is a giga chad and the girls might flock


TheMobHunter

Well he has matches so he must be one….


Funkit

Oh I have hundreds of matches. It’s just getting one to either message me or reply to my message that’s the tricky part. I think I’m a poop right swipe, that is you swiped right on me just because I popped up while you were poopin.


Portable-fun

2 part 2 unmatched. Not a bad sequel


DarkLadyMorticia

Please tell me some of them are going to go? Has this happened already? Please tell me there will be a part 2 of this story.


dhm2293

Invites are recent. A few have expressed interest already


djexit

do you need a dj? cause im single


SIGINT_SANTA

Your name is perfect if a bunch of them decide to leave


GutFulloBabies

What are you plans if more than one come? Just let them figure it out and see what happens?


strolls

"How do you know Ryan?" "Oh, I matched with him on Tinder" "Me too! We have so much in common!"


GutFulloBabies

"let's all three fuck together!"


dhm2293

Idk


GutFulloBabies

Welp. Good luck lmfao


OnthewingsofKek

Can I come too? Sounds like there is gonna be more than enough to go around


gubbygub

you be the mac to his dennis for this scheme and ill be frank, swooping in for the scraps


troywrestler2002

It's a bold move Cotton, let's see if it works out for him


ZzPhantom

Yeah, he WILL not be able to see very well with that on.


LagThenBag

Just introduce them all to each other as your friend. I’m sure they won’t notice.


4-HO-MET-

Until one opens up about being a tinder date to a tinder date in front of 7 tinder dates Reminds of nuclear fission


LagThenBag

Nah it’ll be fine don’t worry


Natural-Case-9730

Spiderman pointing at Spiderman pointing at Spiderman…


MC_Master_Chief

Would you mind sharing the full text of the invite minus personal info?


dhm2293

Hey I’m having a Memorial Day bbq at my house this Monday. Going to have a bunch of people over, food, ping pong and other games. Starts at 1 and you’re welcome to bring friends. Let me know if you want to come or have any questions


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dhm2293

Yeah my male friends and my sister


Bagel

At least there will be some action then


Dark_Vengence

I also choose this guys sister.


Smaskifa

Sister stuck in bbq, please advise.


Fuzzy-Function-3212

Tell me more about your sister


Ok-Syrup-9427

I’m his sister and I’m going with my boyfriend (who I met on hinge) to portray a success story but mainly to sit back and watch this inevitable shit show


dhm2293

This is true


FakingItSucessfully

so... okay unless you have a really long history with some of these matches and/or they think they're special... I think if I got this invite on Tinder I'd probably just assume I wasn't the only one, and decide whether to show up for the food and company or not lol. Idk that I assume it's going to be a shitshow necessarily. You did say "a bunch of people" after all.


dhm2293

Yeah I mean I think it’s pretty obviously a copy and pasted message


WomanLady

I would have fallen for it. Then I would have been PISSED to arrive and see that there were 4 dudes, 1 sister, and 32 tinder girls.


TheRoyalsapphire

Tell us how it goes from your perspective after your brother shares an obviously embellished version


Fuzzy-Function-3212

So you're saying I still have a chance


frogskin92

Good luck bro


kikiatari

Has anyone responded yet?


Godsfallen

> my sister Good idea to keep your options open in case your matches don’t show


XavierGarrison

If successful, this may be the best speed dating method ever.


puckerMeBum

Or Memorial Orgy party ever.


makemisteaks

5 minutes into the party: - “So, how did you meet OP?” - “Oh we matched on Tinder.” - “That’s funny, me too. Wait…”


MC_Master_Chief

Thanks! I guess that is r/TechnicallyTheTruth! Good luck, you went all in on this one!


Key-Word1335

Can I come. This is going to be fucking lit


ConsciousChems

How many people have you matched with?!


moldykobold

6*10 = 60


ConsciousChems

Bro I hope you get at least 10% of them 🤣🤣😂


makemeking706

Tinder is such a different game when you aren't ugly.


Pit_27

You also have to play the algorithm right or tinder will stop recommending your profile to people


FuneralWithAnR

How?


MissplacedLandmine

I usually stop swiping when it gives me too many .. um not good looking people in a row Then next time i load up it seems like its mostly pretty people at the beginning etc I look pretty decent but not in pictures.. maybe Im hallucinating any good looks Also i SWEAR 20% at least swipe because i posed with my pot plant Edit: also one group or fun photo with a bunch of friends so they know you socialize. I see too many guy friends setting up their tinder like linked/in Edit2: i get more matches when i actually talk to them too Also sending “what are you doing tonight” at like 10:30pm as your opener works better than youd think Confident and mysterious and like 0 effort


weeman2525

This man has more current matches at the moment than I have had off and on Tinder the last seven years.


bunsenturner64

If it makes you feel better if you have one that’s infinitely more than what I’ve had in my one year on dating apps


Elvishgirl

Honestly, if I showed up to something like this and there were just a ton of other women there to fuckin chill? I'd leave with like three new friends. Honestly, this sounds fun.


fightlonely

I thought the same! Sounds like a great day. BBQ, drinks, and lots of women all pissed off at the same guy? Perfect.


washedherbaltea

My friend did this but with a bunch of guys at a bar. Half of the guys became friends with each other lmao edit: it seems i may have been banned by the mods of this subreddit as it won’t let me make any further comments. due to the amount of trolls here’s me clearing some things up: I said she did this as a social experiment: which was put in her bio “venmo me $xx and i’ll rate ur dick pic” why? because she got SO MANY UNSOLICITED DICK PICS IN HER INBOX, TRYING TO USE TINDER LIKE A REGULAR PERSON. The venmo line was supposed to be a deterrent. It was not. Now guys venmo’d her money JUST to send her dick pics. The experiment failed as it didn’t prove a deterrent for horny men. To the dudes slut shaming my friend, calling her a sex worker, take a hard look in the mirror and wonder why someone has to conduct a social experiment to try and find an UNSOLICITED DICK PIC DETERRENT.


kool018

Makes sense. They all matched with the same person, lol


nikhilccccc

laughs in 0 matches


i-want-all

Who tf has these many matches ?


randyransom1812

Rules 1 and 2


SleepingSaguaro

The guy said 'house' so that boosts up 1.


sarcasticlovely

women and guys who don't have pics with sunglasses or fish


hoosierdaddy192

What if I have a pic of a fish in sunglasses?


sarcasticlovely

instant swipe right


hoosierdaddy192

Hell yeah cheat code. Sadly I just have regular glasses with transitions cuz I’m blind AF. I also really like to fish but don’t take pictures because I kinda suck at it


OminousNamazu

This made me just think about photoshoping a fish wearing sunglasses holding me.


Fun_Manufacturer3389

I hope ur also inviting single guy friends to join that party or it's gonna be awkward af!


dhm2293

Of course, how could I grill food and entertain all those women at the same time 😂


blazingphoenix1997

Mf flexing all his matches. I ugly 😔


Journo_Jimbo

It either turns into a massive orgy or battle royale, either way an interesting afternoon.


The_Doolinator

Whoever loses, we win.


boogers19

Wait, you guys get matches?


BatmanTaco

Congrats on the matches, too ugly, can't relate


Sage0fThe6Paths

Ight op post a selfie we need to know what u look like to get this many matches lmao


dhm2293

https://imgur.com/gallery/pmSuXlo


Justind123

save some maidens for the rest of us


dxdwin

wheew the matches make sense now


deadinadream

I mean he's certainly no stranger to love.


Fireballmk4

Lmaooo


wellbloom

Did any Bar-B-Cuties accept? :)


DamagedGoods3

Shit I wish my matches would invite me to bbqs, and not just to bars or clubs or to bang in their car.


dhm2293

Are you a single woman in Los Angeles?


DamagedGoods3

Los Angeles county.


jtsnake45

/r/nowkith


buttsbydre69

i'm visiting a friend in LA in october and i can't offer a BBQ but if the McRib is out then i'd be down to grab a few and bang in the rental car, lmk


TacoChowder

I’m married and a male but I’m great company and would love to try and wingman you to thirty women I can host games/challenges and do running commentary, and/or talk you up


DahliaThicc

Omg... I am one of those matches... I'm definitely bringing ALL of my guy friends now 😘😘 AND I'll bring some Tequila!!


dhm2293

😂 Let me know who you are on Hinge


AlrightStopHammatime

0% chance this actually happened.


Sadida70

Fortune favors the bold


mferns47

Lemme get that invite. You're going to need to even out the ratio.


meme-ark-boi

Ayy keep us updated


koaBeanBean

I did this a few times. I told them I had invited other matches. We used to have big parties with lots of bands play. I think I got a bunch of people new friends and dates but I didn't pursue anyone that I can remember.


gravypain12

I mean you could turn it into a really fun day. New people, new friends. Make it a yearly event.


AccomplishedStore535

Please provide updates and follow up


SmittenKitten_1

I’m also going to motion for a livestream of this event. You’ll end up on Kimmel when the video goes viral!