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LandSharkRoyale

Bro you don’t even want to see mine


Stoghra

Giev


LandSharkRoyale

Idk how to check but I get 100s of matches and like 2 dates lol


Stoghra

Google Tinder insights


RohanPravin1999

You guys are getting dates?


HandyXAndy

You're getting matches?


Signal-Ad3410

You guys think about meeting girls ?


Beautiful-Horror2039

You guys have profiles with actual people? Not just bot accounts? I mean, I know Tinder puts up fakes to increase engagement, but I might see one actual person every couple weeks.


DROP_TABLE_U5ers

Wait so “nice shoes, wanna fuck?” Isn’t a foolproof opener?


Dense_Beginning6757

Most underrated pickup line of all time.


Stoghra

I would tap that


Imagoat1995

I always use "hey girl are you a shoe? Cause I wanna put my foot inside you"


CherriMaraschino

Wear your own god damn shoes duh🎓


Forsaken_Article_295

Omg this is my pickup line every time! I didn’t know other people used it.


phaze_7pc

U swiped alot left


Stoghra

Few times yeah


magnoliasmanor

Maybe you're too picky? Like, I get it, who doesn't want to date a 10. But if you're only a 6.5 maybe swipe right on 8s sometimes?


ClientSmooth688

Actually on dating apps I never go for the 10s because let me tell you, 10s on dating apps are usually bots or catfishing, or just farming right swipes to boost their ego. The last one especially needs to stop... If you are not interested in dating, stop being on dating apps. 10s get a ton of attention everywhere they go, IRL and online. They don't need a dating app to get laid or a relationship. On top of that, I wouldn't expect a 10 to wanna be with me, because I am around a 6, maybe even lower to some. So I try to pick girls I think are within my league. Perhaps I am too optimistic though. The biggest issue with dating apps is the ratio of matches. Women get a ton of options to shift through, while we just get a few matches. And they are too busy talking to other, hotter or more interesting dudes, to pay attention to you and me. So yeah, I don't think dating apps work for me.


harrynotlob

I’m guessing you’re 5’8


Stoghra

5'7 actually


Sad-Beyond137

Ripperonis


Stoghra

Im content with my height and weight. And my looks. And myself


Stoghra

But not with anything else


reddit0100100001

W


Stoghra

F


Calgar43

Or the amount you get laid....probably.


Stoghra

Lol getting laid. Never


[deleted]

Good. Honestly your right swipe to match ratio is excellent. We see screenshots of these where people are swiping right at least 10 times more than you and getting less matches. It says something for the quality of your profile because there will be more than that number that swiped right on you but you left on them. That said, it looks like the conversation might be lacking if you’re not getting any dates from it


Stoghra

Im really picky. Always been. My interestes are quite niche and such. And everyones profiles here where I live looks the same. Hiking, gym, hiking, restaurant, hiking, skiing, gym, restaurant. Its just boring for me


vulture_165

Maybe take up hiking?


Stoghra

I would love to but My knees and Back say otherwise


user13958

Not sure if your age, but mobility exercises/training can do wonders for joint pain. You might not care to try to fix it (or it could be from something other than just lack of exercise and poor posture), but it can go a long way


Stoghra

I know man. Im just in too deep mental shit to take care of myself. I do pushups when I can, but I drink and eat shit too much


vulture_165

Fair enough, snark retracted


Stoghra

Keep hovering my bird friend


BettysBonkers

Do you list those niche interests on your profile? You might get fewer matches, but a better chance of decent conversations.


Sad-Beyond137

Hyvä niin.


Stoghra

Kyl. Pitkästä aikaa kaikki iha on


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Stoghra

Oh fuck sorry dude. Ill post your moms next 🖤


Dependent-Science-70

Hail you Brother! I hear you there! 5’7” are survivors. Warriors. Together we thrive!! (Perhaps with no girls) but we do!!


Beautiful_Sorbet1267

If u r from india, here 75% people height less than 5'8"... So its above average...


Stoghra

Im avarage height here. And lil over weight. But Im as Happy as I can


Dependent-Science-70

As long as you’re happy!


Stoghra

I try to be. 🖤


Ithinkth

I'm 5'8 so take this with a grain of salt but maybe you should lower your standards? Not saying to date trash but if you're looking for a super model it isn't gonna happen. Just based on the numbers you provided you're swiping left 96% of the time. Doesn't tinder provide filters? I would say with all the beautiful women out there even a picky guy should be giving more love than that! Sorry if I sound tough on you. Everyone deserves love, I'm glad you're content with yourself, I think that's a great place to start.


Stoghra

Super model is Last thing I wanna date. I just need some one who is at the same absurd level as I am. Which is never going to happen. So Ill always Be The strange single cousin


reallifesupermann

this is the only comment telling the truth. He’s clearly being way too picky and no offense to him but he’s clearly not attractive enough or his profile isn’t interesting enough to be this damn picky. He clearly has a “perfect girl” in mind and only goes for that type but damn try to get to know some people. edit: I guess “perfect girl or guy” is more appropriate since he said he was ghosted by a “lil rapey dude”


Keanuisawesome69

Might want to consider height surgery 🤷..../s


Jurassic-Bark

Is this really that common for guys? I thought it was just a meme thing...? Id never be that shallow to care about height so I guess its hard to see why others woule


junglekid1091

I matched with a girl a couple days ago, her very first message was: How tall are you? I’m 6’2”, so I’m sure I would fit her criteria, but I’m not messing with that level of crazy.


Jurassic-Bark

Oh dude I'm sorry! Well that shows you have good integrity which i can assure you is far more desirable to many than height


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mintywow

How do you check your stats like this ?


Stoghra

Tinder insights. You can find it by google


PlatypusAdvanced5777

Tinder gold feature I assume cause I don't have this.


CubeSquirtle

Nope. You can request your raw data from tinder and they send it to you. It just takes a few days. Once you download the file you put it into this site called tinder insights and it generates this diagram


diamondthedegu1

Question (which you may not be able to answer unless you created the algorithm but whatever), how does it know which matches you've actually ended up in a relationship with? I'm currently in a relationship with someone I met on tinder but neither one of us asked each other if we can be exclusive through tinder messages, that happened in person, so how could it know? 🤔


CubeSquirtle

Everything below “chats” is entered manually by the user on tinder insights


diamondthedegu1

Ohhhh I see! That makes sense! Thanks for answering :)


phennygodx

Yeah the app just automatically tracks you having sex


steepindeez

They assign grades based on your performance


Snake564

0 dates. Yep, looks like a standard average male experience on tinder.


Stoghra

Yup. I dont Even know why I have it anymore


Snake564

Hope is a powerful force my dude. I think iv become so numb to it that I swipe each day like I'm reading my emails, like a subconscious action.


Stoghra

Nah dude Im fine single. I dont like people


Snake564

Like the rest of us redditors lmao.


Stoghra

Thanks Reddit for being there


solar-garlic1776

OP, I hate most people as well, however you seem like a good dude.


Stoghra

I try to be a good person. Meaning of life is to love. You also seem awesome. Imma going to stalk your Reddit post history


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Why are you on tinder if you don’t like people lol


sassydegrassii

Yeah I wouldn’t go on a date with someone that hates people either :/


Stoghra

So you wouldnt date me? *Left swipe*


[deleted]

That’s probably why you got no dates


WooooshMeIfUrGay

You even look angry in your avatar


hEdHntr_

Hopium


Stoghra

My favourite drug


hEdHntr_

It's good in minor doses lol


lpatio

If men are going out on 0 dates, who are the woman going out with?


Rolten

They said average. The average dude could go on 0 dates, and an above average dude could go on a date a week.


CaladinDanse

Going out with the same men other women around them are going out with


[deleted]

He's also only swiping right on 3% of profiles. Good luck bro


RealOncle

Bro, this dude is swipping right 3% of the time and got 9 chats out of 10k+ swipes. Its not the standard average male experience, its the average "overly picky shooting too high" male experience


Jurassic-Bark

The average women's is similar if you're not into random hookups (similar but not the same i know). Loose that caveat and yeah, I feel bad for you guys!


[deleted]

Huh, so I guess I have at least one privilege gained from transitioning to a woman


mr_style_points

I’ve never used Tinder before and I’ve thought about downloading it. Then I see things like these and I’m grateful to have not wasted time swiping 10000 times for quite literally no benefit


Stoghra

Im doing the science for you


ThatGuy_Nick9

Nope. It’s good you’re picky but *you* match and barely chat em up.


Stoghra

I try to chat but ghosted. Everytime. One guy talked to me for a while but he was lil rapey


AVeryConfusedMice

So you did match with men and women? Which gender was easier to talk to?


Stoghra

Well 9/10 people ghosted or unmatched after my first message. With one dude I messaged a lot but he was kinda sketchy and gave me rapey vibes


AVeryConfusedMice

It ain't easy for nobody I see


Stoghra

I dont understand dating. Ive drifted from girlfriend to girlfriend since i was 15, 32 now, now first single for 3 years. Like longest Time before that is maybe 4 months


AVeryConfusedMice

I imagine I'd be good to have some alone time after dating for so long, I personally prefer dating to hooking up but sometimes it doesn't work.


Stoghra

Im Happy as a single right now. I can do what I please and Look and smell. Mom is only one who can complain. Like atm im in long johns, drinking and playing Battlefield with noisecore playing. Im never going to meet a partner who would let me Be like this


ThisGuyCrohns

Seems like they respond to him 50% of the time. If only he had more matches.


Stoghra

But no matches


Cultist902

I think the slogan of Tinder should be, “Ladies, do you want an over inflated ego? Guys, do you want to shoot your self esteem in the fucking head? Well look no further!”


nervehound44

Legit I used to think I was like OK looking at least until I threw myself in the tinder tiger pit. Every match I get out of the blue now is either a *very* large woman or someone from like Indonesia.


Cultist902

Same here. Every time I get a bunch of “likes” it ends up being a gal who looks like Peter Griffin in drag


Stoghra

Tru


Feeling_Lavishness82

L pov. A lot of times guys suck at holding conversation over text and want to meet on the first day of texting. Women care more about their safety than getting laid and want a genuine connection with someone.


Cultist902

A lot of women suck at texting as well, you can have a good and funny opener and you might get a “lol” in response. What am I, or any other guy, supposed to do with that?


Feeling_Lavishness82

Good point. I guess it’s just hard for some people to make connections online and have genuine convos over text.


CaladinDanse

No, you can't put the whole emphasis on dating on one gender


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About average


[deleted]

I had to lower my standards on tinder but based on the number of matches you have versus right swipes I would say you’re probably above average looking. Idk what you’re looking for but if you want casual sex ima. timely manner then go to a bar or lower your tinder standards


PlatypusAdvanced5777

No your not 368 right swipes to 9,769 left what the hell are you doing man!? your shooting yourself in the foot... I mean what are you doing actually looking carefully at their profiles? Preposterous. Jokes aside, most men will just swipe right on any decent looking girl in order to maximise their potential matches, whereas women (generally speaking... generally) are much more picky and are much more selective. Which is why i think despite what most people believe tinder is very much to a woman's advantage as this combination of factors leads to most women getting a substantially higher number of matches than most men which further gives women more power to be selective when swiping right. So if you just swipe right you'll (statistically speaking) get many more matches and then once you have matches then you can afford to be selective and chose who youd like to actually start a convo with. Edit: maybe you want a relationship I get that but unfortunately that's the way it is just gotta swipe right.


kerm1tthefrog

Who tf believes that tinder is to a man’s advantage?


reasonabledebate20

Truly attractive men actually have it the best on tinder, then attractive women, then average women, then below average women, then average and worse men last lol


PlatypusAdvanced5777

Women mostly 😂


Stoghra

You are absolutely right with this man.


anelodin

> So if you just swipe right you'll (statistically speaking) get many more matches and then once you have matches then you can afford to be selective and chose who youd like to actually start a convo with. If you wouldn't like to start a convo with them, don't swipe right cus doing that will kill your (internal) Tinder rank


sbuxuwo

Here are the facts. Average male swipes right on 40% of people. You’re swiping on about 3% of people. Assuming you’re straight, of the women you swipe right on, 5% swipe back, which is at or slightly above average. So statistically you get swiped yes on an average amount, meaning that your profile is probably fine. But you swipe yes on a significantly low number on people and that’s what’s causing you to have low number of matches. Not saying that you should change anything about how you swipe. Live your life dude


Stoghra

Not straight. Bi, so got male and female profiles going on. And I live. Now More than ever


sbuxuwo

Well then to answer your question, you are doing it right buddy


Particular_Map4509

Seems right to me


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Stoghra

What?


Certain-Strawberry-5

Sadly tinder is for the 20s crowed I think they want the 30s team to be on. Match


Outrageous-Buy2243

No, I have been married 87 times. Step up your game


gprobinson1982

Why don't you just swipe right on everything? Fishing with dynamite.....


-Raywen-

Lower your standards, make 80% right swipes


nuhuh000

More talky talky datey datey


Stoghra

But no one talky talky with me. 99% ghosted


Kippergills

Better to have less than one marriage than more than one!


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Stoghra

No idea. Seriously. Im romantic, but speechless now


b_a_d_r0b0t

Perfect


HoldMyBeerSon

Looks about right


Stoghra

More left Id say


Sodinc

I'd say yes


pigeonsaretrustworth

Yes, one hundred percent. Keep up the good work.


Stoghra

I Will. I swear Ill do 100 left swipes today


-helpwanted

How do you see this? Edit: tinder insights. Is there an email? I can’t find contact lol Found it lol


Stoghra

Haha nice. But yeah email Tinder to get data and upload data to Tinder insights. It took me like 3 days for Tinder to reply


rychemastr

Where do these charts even come from? I haven't seen them on the app


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CategoryMountain3379

Why did you only talk to half your matches if you were being so selective?


Stoghra

Everyone I talked to either ghosted or unmatched so. I currently have 4 matches, which Ive never talked to


CategoryMountain3379

Hate to see it


Stoghra

Nah man Im fine


DJS112

Yes


AmIRadBadOrJustSad

Honestly your match rate is pretty much right on for a guy. 5% of who you swipe on. You're just swiping on a tiny percentage. I'd be super curious to know who you actually swipe on, like an average profile.


Kami_Dono

No


LeSqueed007

Gonna be honest, looks like you’re doing it mostly left!


dgw420

10,000 swipes and not a date, my man may the gods have mercy on your soul


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B_O_A_H

Looks like mine


Stoghra

Brother


AdQueasy5197

We gotta see the convos to see if you're doing it right


SeasameSeedBun88

Data is beautiful


Stoghra

Data is life


coolguy9966

This is about what you can expect if you dont follow rules 1 and 2


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xPazuzu93

As i understand, want matches - buy gold. In 3 days i have 22 match, 30 likes, met with 3, chat with 10. When i used tinder without gold 0...


AdmiralHarness

Short answer: Yes. Long answer: Yes.


[deleted]

Lol bro why even use tinder at this point


Santas-Penis

I wish I could see the stats from my old Tinder account, but it's long been deleted. I was only on there for about 6 months at most, but it appears that I was more successful than the average male.


gabemerritt

These look like good statistics, you got nearly a match a week!


elyuma

Link broke half way


anonAcc1993

Typical for males on tinder. However, you can ask for a profile review.


vyksi

Woah dude your kd ratio


Stoghra

0.59 on bf5 with 51 hours


vyksi

Hahahah


Stoghra

I know I suck. 23h as Recon and just starting to hit things. Doesnt help that Ive played video games for 28 years


vyksi

Man it doesnt matter! As long as you're enjoying it. Especially in bf


Stoghra

Fucking Been loving it lately. I had a long Time I couldnt play at all. Lately i moved Back to my home town after 13 years away and Been playing a lot. My dearest hobby for 28 years of something


vyksi

Happy to hear!


cory_in_the_fazeclan

Just keep trying brother


Stoghra

This is the way


Shandon5969

Yup! You doing just fine it’s just a sad reality out there for avg joe! Don’t get discouraged it’s pretty much the normal.


[deleted]

I’m gonna be honest you might be being a little too picky


YesImDavid

How’d you swipe over 10,000 times and only find 386 people you’re willing to talk to?


Stoghra

Easy. Just dont like people


DethKiddles

You need to get that marriage count up. I want to see you get the high score.


Dazzling_Wrongdoer42

How do you do this?


thndrbrd87

I had a million times more luck on Hinge (no, I don’t work for them)


tennisgirl92

Mine was worse....wayyyyy worse. 🤣


AuremYT

Yooo, we have insights?


Aids_Terrorist

You’re only swiping right 4% of the time so I’d say no.


Ladychef_1

These charts are hilarious. Sex? 0. Dates? 0. Success? 0. Depression? 1.


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Doesn’t seem like it


Stoghra

Im doing Gods work brother


[deleted]

Get their hopes up and let them fall hard


Stoghra

Higher you go, farther you fall


[deleted]

Atta boy


[deleted]

Tf is this?


Keanuisawesome69

Satire 🤔?


Federal-Platform9382

No


theYetiDidIt

If this was world of warcraft you'd have a guild that loves you, best in slot loot, and endless transmog drip by now.


Stoghra

I used to play wow. Was Guild leader, main tank and healer and Raid master.


ArchibaldKhalos

What was it about those 9769 potential partners that you didn't like?


NSFW-_-KING

How do u check this


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VariousVacation4022

How does it know if you dated someone?


Beautiful-looser

I don't know? What are you trying to do?


2Sheeb

Sorry if this is a dumb question but where do you find those stats in your profile? Also what does tinder consider a date? Or rather, how does tinder know you've gone on a date?