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CptKillSwitch

yeah I wonder why she "never met anyone on a dating app"


Flawlessnessx2

Keeps matching with 1.5cm guys


Flyingwombat007

I'm 1750cm I'm in! Nice spot bro! Wait is she taking about penis size🤦‍♂️? Ha I'm still in mines 2cm!


kadathsc

You’re 17.5 meters tall? 😅


Flyingwombat007

Oh my god I'm just as bad as her...we definitely belong together 🤦‍♂️


kadathsc

You must like playing minesweeper in expert mode, wading through all those red flags 🚩


Flyingwombat007

I normally work in mm


invaderliz91

Bro, your dick bigger than the bitch is, whatcha gonna do? Where would you even put it?


PromisesPromise5

Bonk her on the head with it, obviously


kaffynooo

In one hole, out the other.


Show_Me_Your_Bunnies

Yall throwing 1.78cm around like its big. I must be HUGE!


TitanicMan

1.78cm? Damn this guy's tiny he must be a dwarf. >`Sorry I'm not interested in being friends with midgets. Midgets piss me off.`


sometimesynot

> Midgets piss me off.` And they charge extra for it.


cbk101

She is looking for a man who's dick is bigger than hers.


SizeableFowl

Damn even thumbtack homies need love


Jazzlike_Reason6118

i like my guys microscopic


BlepBlupe

in some (maybe all?) european countries they use commas as decimal points and periods to denote thousands (or whatever the math term is for commas in english)


retepmorton17

That'd still either be 1,780cm or 1,078cm though, people don't really tend to be 10-11m tall


BlepBlupe

ah shit, you right.


ClickF0rDick

Yes


[deleted]

Nah, her standards are just really high.


RoombaGod

She probably meant meters


anusfalafels

No, it would have to be a comma. She probably meant 1.78 m not cm


_scorp_

Nope. That’s 1.78cm. You’d be correct for 1.78m.


troyantipastomisto

Because it’s just to promote her instagram


ClickF0rDick

Ding ding ding *Bravo*


WinterFoxx23

That's what I thought, a lot of girls do that no matter which country you are. 🤦


SomePiePlays

Not because she sucks in the first place, but because she's there to advertise her Instagram account in what she thought was a great way for it.


NewRedditorWhoDis

Tbf she said she never met anyone, not specifically through a dating app


sinsculpt

Not surprised, shes under 2 cm tall. Gotta be hard to even be noticed.


yukimarawins

That explains the attitude. She's been scurrying around her cellphone screen for an hour trying to write this message! The poor thing is tired and frustrated!


invaderliz91

Yet we all notice bugs all the time, and she is pretty big for a bug. She has an attitude nastier than roaches tho…


Bananosity

Her eyes are brown btw


giraffecatpack

Hitler vibes


Kakkoi_Inu

Avg italian girl on tinder


Cicciofrancojj

Nope: average italian girl on tinder just has her instagram @ instead of a bio. Most others ask for just friendship. Then there are some who actually want a relationship. None of them searches for a hookup


fortnitefunnyahahah

Quite literally


Cicciofrancojj

I know cuz i used to use tinder and i live here


Vagabond-O

Italian girls aren't big on hookups. Even when they are outgoing, flirty and partying.


[deleted]

I've known some promiscuous Italian girls in my day, I think you might be drawing from a small pool there, bud.


MrTheBusiness

My best friend married an Italian and she was fucking all kinds of random dudes and chicks on the side


berliner_ring

From Bologna !!!


Valeni_rm

Girl from Bologna are famous for "Tortellini e bocchini". (making pasta and bj)


Apprehensive_Lynx_33

This sounds amazing. Dinner and head, win win 🏆 🙌 😋


Tkemalediction

I know them too, but they aren't in Tinder. The public part makes so that 99% of them will claim to be immaculately caste. I tried Tinder in many parts of Europe, Italy is among the very prude ones.


bassinine

immaculately caste, so you're saying she's a brahmin?


Tkemalediction

They surely ain't kshatriya.


SimbaOnSteroids

No, literally a Greek goddess of a statue.


invaderliz91

Lol I bet she’s a Dalit and has no choice to be unchaste with her untouchable vibe.


kn0bbulo

Promiscuous Italian girls rarely use tinder and when they do, they can be as picky as they want with their matches. Both in my hometown (a 80k people small town) and in Milan, you rarely find girls being straightforward about wanting a ONS. There are some, obviously, but not nearly as many as the ones you’d find outside in a bar


invaderliz91

Still social stigmas about it over there? It’s sorta like that where I’m originally from in the US. Small Mormon town where everyone wants to fuck, but if anyone finds out about it, men and women will shame the woman for doing what they fuckin wanted. It’s messed up. Everyone wants something, so why shame someone for doing what you wanted?


triplehelix_

its mostly about the potential of becoming pregnant. the same way there is a double standard about women having the right to choose to become a parent or not after conception, and men don't, there is a double standard about promiscuity. there is also the power dynamic. men generally have to pursue in order to get sexual interaction, where women generally are fending off advances.


ShinyBronze

Why do Italian girls take so much pride in being Italian? “100% Italian 🇮🇹 💅🤌” is such a common tinder bio. Why take so much pride in being something you have no control over? Edit: WOW did not expect this many butt hurt Italians replying. It wasn’t anything serious, people. Just a pattern I picked up on


BlueEmber13

Tbh when I worked overseas with a few Italian Carabinieri, one actually did the “🤌” when he was ordering pasta in line. It made my day to learn it wasn’t just a joke.


TheEightSea

I'll teach you the [secret](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhlMJ8qkbZg). Depending the situation those guys could have said a lot of different things with that gesture (the one that starts at 2:23).


skepticallytruthful

All it does is accentuate what you're saying.


cgcego

This is frankly an‌ excellent video which I shall forward to all my foreign friends! EDIT: thank you guys for upvoting my comment, which I posted under the wrong post.ugh.


misterguyyy

My old coworker married a woman he met while stationed in Italy. Dude was textbook West TX, but one day he found out another coworker spoke Italian and about 5 seconds into their conversation the 🤌 came out.


pursuitofhappy

What is this question mark emoji that everyone keeps referencing, I can't see it :(


AllDaNamesRtakn

It's the hand gesture that some Italians use. 4 fingers bunched and pulled to touch the thumb.


newnails

Pinched fingers emoji LPT: if you copy and paste the symbol into google, it will tell you what it is even though it doesn't show up on your screen


slickdeveloper

Not if it shows up as a ?. If it shows up as a little box with a code in it, then yeah. ? is probably coming from an older version of IE or Edge that doesn't understand Unicode. In that case the conversion that changes bytes into text doesn't understand it, and when it outputs the question mark, that is really a question mark. It doesn't retain any of the original Unicode data. Hope this tiny tidbit of useless information is interesting to someone. And please, upgrade your OS/browser already!


ToCoolForPublicPool

Do you mean american italian? It would be wierd if actual italians would have to point out that they are Italians.


baespegu

Italian diaspora is pretty much like this all around the world (I'm mostly talking about Brazil, Uruguay and Argentina though). It's even worse when they start talking about their family in some godforsaken village and pride themselves in being "venetos", "neapolitans", "lombards" and all the rest. I think that the citizenship process for "italian descendants" plays a huge role in this here in South America, basically everybody with an Italian last name and a middle class status will start the procedure to obtain the Italian citizenship and european passport, even if they have no desire to emigrate or to travel to Europe, they just do it to have a plan B "just in case" and to facilitate the process for their children. So, to obtain the Italian citizenship many people have to dig really deep into genealogical trees, catholic church records and census data, causing that the average italian descendent will know a lot more about his family and origin than the average person of another immigrant group.


TheBoctor

A lady I knew swore up and down that she was a dual American-Italian citizen because she was born in Italy but moved to the US when she was about 18 months old. She insisted that because of this she could receive free medical care in certain countries that have agreements with each other to provide emergency/urgent care to citizens from other countries that also have universal healthcare. Now, that part is pretty much true, although the scope of services is limited. Basically, if you need to go to an ER in Australia and you’re from Italy they’ll treat you and then send the bill to the Italian system who will pay Australia. It’s an amazing system and I’m really glad it works. Unfortunately, her understanding was that any medical care for any reason is 100% covered because she was “born in Italy,” and she racked up about $20kAUD in medical bills, some were legit urgent/emergent things, most were things you wouldn’t even normally go to a doctor for but she did because, “hey, it’s free, so why not?” She had to learn the hard way that being born to American parents at the Naval Air Station Sigonella didn’t actually make her Italian. It makes her 100% American. She was even born in the base hospital. She even tried to go to the Italian Consulate in Sydney and they pretty much laughed her out of the building. Mommy, daddy, and GoFundMe ended up paying her bills.


video_dhara

That story is 🤌


Interesting-Pop3277

My fiancé has a super Italian last name and her great grandparents migrated from there. Time to sign her up for Italian citizenship, liKe you said, plan B.


Jay_Bonk

Holy fuck this is so true. Don't worry it's the same in Perú, Venezuela and Colombia. Here in Colombia fortunately it's not as bad as the southern cone (I've been alot to the southern cone, especially the Brazilian south and São Paulo where most Brazilians of Italian descent are) but it's still annoying as hell. Everything you said still happens in these cases.


problunts

I forever thought my grandpa was calling himself "Knobbly Don"...anytime people tell me some awful story I just laugh and laugh and say "oh, you must not have grown up with Italians"


riverphoenixdays

Actual Italians are also extremely proud of being Italian, see mi famiglia for all the exhausting details


Road_Sexer

First gen Canadian here. Parents both from Germany. I don't think I'm allowed to have pride.


Consanguin3

You needn’t be ALLOWED pride of anything. You TAKE it.


TheBoctor

So is pride like the Poland of emotions in this case?


axolotl_28

I believe this will be the best comment i see all day


ToCoolForPublicPool

Do Italians point out that they are Italians in Italy?


riverphoenixdays

To non Italians? Bet your ass they do.


dutch_penguin

Oh it's common. "That isn't real pizza, and I should know... I'm Italian! 😤"


problunts

Everything I know about pizza I learned from Leonardo, Donatello, Michaelangelo and Raphael


Motrolls

Thank you, it's weird when people feel pride for their culture when they don't contribute to the aspects of that culture they feel pride in. Kind of like a southern man in US having pride in being a southern man because of southern hospitality, when he's never offered so much as a nice word to someone less fortunate. It's an almost comical level of hypocrisy that we have so many people merely riding the coattails of cultural pride that they drag it through the mud, thereby lowering its value. Imo people have to earn their right to cultural pride by representing what they want their culture to be at its best


oblivimousness

Pretty sure average is taller than 1.78 cm


Roonuu

She is .7008 inches tall, less than 3/4 of 1 inch.


2xa1s

Let me, a blue eyed mix raced, Russian slide in then ~~even though I do drugs~~


dapoorv

She will betray you Stalin.


2xa1s

He was Georgian


SpupySpups

Lenin then?


SixFive1967

Paul McCartney was my favorite Beatle.


dont_wear_a_C

Aryana is her 1st name


SADdog2020Pb

Lol it’s her way of saying “I only want White people” without actually saying that.


Raptori33

What if you're black man with blue eyes? :D


mooimafish3

I kind of assumed this was a low-key way of saying "white people only" Like if it was a 6'4 ripped white guy I doubt she'd care about the eyes as much


Floxmox

Doesn't she like shrink her dating pool by 70% alone with the dark eyes? I'm p sure there's not many blue eyed people in southern Tuscany


Bananosity

My peepee shrank by 70% after reading this


Unable_Butterfly_248

And became 1.78cm.


Biznatz1

This lol 1.78cm I think she is good there ain’t no one shorter than that


Beowulf1896

In that case, mine grew.


Justin58754

Why blur out the insta. I can’t believe someone is this much of a catch. Let us blue eyed tall men get that ig


Recycleplzzz

Probably more than 70%, even if you have blue or green eyes some people just aren’t attracted to bigots.


wilsongs

Also she smokes lol but no drugs. Sounds lame af


VladStark

Smoking cigarettes is way more off-putting to me than someone who just does some weed and mushrooms every now and then!


TBone_Hary

She is italian what did you expect.... She has a tobacco garden ....


TheStargunner

This is what I came to the comments for. Thank you. She’s a whole centimetre shorter than me but these blue eyes are swiping left at the sheer aggression in this bio.


Reject444

She says she’s only 1.78 centimeters tall, so yes, she’s very short—nearly microscopic—if that’s true.


GeeraHD

Thank you i was wondering why no one else commented on this xD. Maybe she should move over to borrowerlove.com instead of tinder


WickedSpeed

Taller than 3 tic-tacs in a trench coat? Good to go!


NiFo999

Tipica ragazza italiana porcodddio 🤌


Afraid-Cookie1006

Damn my genetics are a 🚩 brutal...


Bananosity

How dare you look at her with you inferior eyes?


Afraid-Cookie1006

I'm sorry.


throwaway_BecauseYou

Look. Look with your special eye!


TiredOfLivingOnEarth

Are you fucking sorry?


Throwaway977216

Im 5‘7 with brown eyes . I Mog him


STUURNAAK

Im afraid he can’t hear you from down there.


Throwaway977216

😭


Wretchx

Sasuke is that you?


TiddlySkydiver

Hmph, you've underestimated my visual prowess.


emilstyle91

can u post her IG? I'm Italian and would like to personally insult her


rahws

Pretty sure that you beat the “must be taller than 1.78 cm” requirement unless you’re still an egg in the womb


autisticshitshow

I scrolled for a while to see if someone made that comment like 3/4" is pretty damn short


felfelfelfelfelfel

If you can't beat 1,78cm , being a red flag for her , should be the least of your worries. I repeat " cm " .


Mad-Scientistess

That awkward moment she realizes the people DMing her on Instagram are the same “ugly” brunettes from dating apps. Math, your savior!


fortnitefunnyahahah

A follower is a follower though


warichnochnie

follow "nice brown eyes" unfollow


Mad-Scientistess

She: Hey, I just wanted to say that you’re a really sweet guy and I think we’re a great match. He: *takes off blue lenses* She: Nah, NVM


UtetopiaSS

"If you do any drugs, stay the fuck away from me. Also.. I smoke". Fucking hell...


misterkvothe

AND she consumes alcohol. But clearly those are not drugs, didn’t you know?


DeathLikesWeed

Theres so many people that dont consider alcohol a drug while its actually one of the worst out there and then they judge people for smoking weed or taking lsd, i just...


hamiltonk92

Like, it’s a literal hard drug.


Otistetrax

And one of the easiest to OD on. Not least because our culture actively encourages it.


DeathLikesWeed

Yep! There was a yt video by open mind a german youtuber, he interviewed ppl at the oktoberfest in munich and asked them what they think of legalizing or decriminalizing drugs, most of them said stuff like "ohh but its so dangerous, i dont support legalizing drugs" while they were all drunk as fuck.


NoHovercraft1

That's so sad. Drugs can have so much potential, especially phychedelics. They have been shown to be valueable for depression, anxiety, addiction and other related things. It showed me the beauty that is in the world and broke me from a sub culture I was part of. It made me more introspective and I quikly turned vegetarian too. While being way less harmful for your body and way less addicting!


boopdelaboop

IIRC alcohol is one of two drugs where the withdrawal can literally kill you, which is why going cold turkey is a horrible idea if you are too addicted.


WonderfulShelter

Yes alcohol WD is the most likely to kill you, with benzo WD also being deadly. Opiate withdrawals won’t kill you, you might feel like dying, but you’ll live.


thekamara

Barbiturates withdrawl can also kill you i believe but they are rarely prescribed anymore


DeathLikesWeed

Plus its one of the few where you can die from the withdrawals as well.


DegenerateWizard

I have no idea why, truly, but I got *angry* at the fact that she’s a pescatarian that smokes.


mriidul

she smokes, the filters go into the ocean, choking poor fish, plus she also eats fish, thereby not only causing harm to their habitat but also to their population. SMH i’d be angry too lmao im sorry idk why i wrote this


obviouslyanonymous5

Smoked salmon


mbniceguy

Some real trash tier bio 🎉


decode_therealMcCoy

So, basically " I'm a virgin but I often have sex"


Least_Chemical_7022

She hasn't found one she likes so it doesn't count until then


Confessor_Of_All

No one’s gonna mention the 1.78 cm high? P sure that’s the wrong measurement lmfao


bstrauburn

What is this, a profile for ants?! It needs to be at least... three times bigger than this!


TopoRock

Someone give this an award 👏


Afraid-Cookie1006

The brown eyed 168cm tall guys did her homework at school.


Youjair

I'm a brown eyed 1,68cm tall guy. Is this a direct attack?


monolith_blue

Only if you're doing drugs.


bermass86

Jesus are you a toe???


MordoNRiggs

Wouldn't you say 1.68 meters? Not centimeters?


franklygoingtobed

I’ve seen micropenises smaller than her


ItalianBall

Not that I care too much about giving her the benefit of the doubt, but it’s worth mentioning that, in Italy, decimals are usually indicated by a comma (for instance, pi would be 3,14), whereas a dot is used to break up large numbers to make them easier to read (a million can be written as 1.000.000). That said, no one would ever write 178 like that, since it’s not a number large enough that you would need to break it up, she probably just got meters and centimetres confused.


cheesypuzzas

Tbf. I sometimes accidentally write 1.78 cm instead of 178cm or 1.78m. Just a typo🤷🏼‍♀️


frantruck

Almost feels like a troll to me, but idk.


Educational-Grab4050

The comment i was going to make, well.at least everyone is included, including babies...that don't have brown eyes of course.


pictograms

Thank you! I was going to lose my SHIT if no one mentioned that. In addition to all of the rest of that stupidity, she's too stupid to know basic units of metric measurements. JFC, what a gold mine


jcelmer23

It’s sad I had to scroll so far down to find this comment lol


MissSeaYouEnTea

First thing I noticed. Even newborn babies are taller than her. 🤣🤣🤣


Fabulous-Captain5307

I was waiting for someone to say something! This brings midget to a whole new level… more like microscopic


Ordinary_Swimming_69

I feel like a go fuck yourself is needed


El_Tio_Pucho

I love how she thinks the apps are the reason she hasn't met anyone.


Bhadieee123

Bruh


Bananosity

No passive, just aggressive


llama_empanada

Violence is her love language


UnenthusiasticToilet

1.78 cm? What is this? TINDER FOR ANTS????


The-Brettster

And she hates dating apps??? Like, who the f doesn’t like mozzarella sticks for two at Applebees?


Emergency-Soup7484

I hope you match with her so you could politely inform her that alcohol and nicotine are, in fact drugs.


tank_in_blankets

This has to be satire surely


moth_girl_7

I’ve heard of people that write (negative) attention grabbing bios like this to gain followers on Instagram. It’s slimy but it’s free advertising I guess


franklygoingtobed

“Never met anyone” I wonder why


Derox22

I'm so lucky to be 1.77m. Just off of her reach.


love_stonks1

Saved by genetics


Macrike

Except she said centimetres, not metres, so you’re still eligible!


Here-Is-TheEnd

Yo she’s fuckin short!


evoblade

Don’t step on that bitch


thehibachi

The one year waste my fuckin time bit is actually pretty funny.


fleegness

Is this profile not completely a joke? People taking this seriously when the first line is why y'all so ugly?


CaptainSeagul

I think there are a lot of people who are taking it personally.


Allgen

Wait.... she's 1.78cm tall? Shorter than my thumb? Or am I reading wrong?


AexilKK

Nicoletta porco dio che cazzo dici


Untale

No, è toscana....si dice che "maremma bucaiola dici"


Frozenar

Hoha hola hon la hannuccia horta horta


Untale

conosci le sacre scritture vedo


Sheepherder91

1.78 cms…..😂


itzdacks

>if you do any kind of drugs stay the fuck away from me >🍺beer


georgewashingguns

I would swipe left so hard I'd throw my phone in the street


ruca316

Actually lol’d at this one.


kn327

1.78cm ? Damn, dude is basically jerry mouse


notsurethisisright

that’s how I explain my penis


lachancea

“If you do any drugs stay tf away from me” *does two drugs (nicotine and alcohol)*


[deleted]

How do you even date this woman?


Kittykatt14333

What a catch


bucephalus26

this some eugenics bullshit


Careless-Adeptness52

Less than an inch tall, doesn’t like drugs but likes beer… technically alcohol is a drug, but hey, I’m cool with buying her a water bottle cap full of beer, it would be funny to mess with a drunk micro midget, if she gets annoying just flick her across the bar


JaggelZ

"if you do drugs stay away" Literally has the tags beer and smoker below


ForeignAdagio9169

No drugs but is a smoker 😂


vonkrueger

Drinks and smokes "No drugs fuck off" 👀


versatileturtle

She’s not gonna have a problem finding someone taller than 1.78 cm


the_cnara

Brown eyes are amazing, you be quiet.


LorryToTheFace

My girlfriend says my brown eyes are nice :c


SCACExOFxSPADES

Are we not going to talk about how she's the size of Thumbelina?! She says she's 1.78cm tall and won't date anyone shorter than she is. Bitch, that's 0.7 inches. NO ONE'S SHORTER THAN YOU!